I Really Am a Slag Shou!

These words floated in the warm and cool air, Chi Zhao hadn't reacted yet, Qi Yuyang moved himself first, subconsciously, he lowered his head slightly, savoring his current mood carefully.

Hot, warm, and full.

This kind of mood will appear when a man has someone he wants to chase, protect, and possess.Half a year ago, Qi Yuyang never expected that he could live an ordinary life, but now, he not only lives such a life, but also finds someone who can make him fall in love.

It just so happens that that person is his cure, or the charming object of his dreams.

Qi Yuyang laughed foolishly for a while, then raised his head again to look at Xue Qing who should have responded to him long ago.When he looked up, he realized that Xue Qing's expression was a little weird.

Chi Zhao: "emmmmm..."

system:"……"

[Don't steal my lines, thank you. 】

Chi Zhao took another weird look at Qi Yuyang, then stood up on his own, and walked towards the house. Qi Yuyang stared blankly at his back, his expression becoming tense little by little.

Has he already seen that I like him?

Will he...will he hate me?

So, it's not good to think too much, Chi Zhao has no other intentions, he just wants to go back to the room to have a chat with the system, in such a hurry, he forgot that he was short of an answer from Qi Yuyang.

……

The swimming pool is not close to the bedroom. Chi Zhao walked for 5 minutes before returning to the room. He had been thinking about this journey for a long time. When he closed the door, he just came to the conclusion: "This is one of the means he wants to keep me, yes Bar?"

Chi Zhao has been here for two or three months. According to the plot, Qi Yuyang's mentality has developed to the point where he must keep Xue Qing by his side and act as a tranquilizer for himself.

In this way, his abnormal behavior today can be explained.The purpose of talking to him was to get him psychologically and make him stay willingly, and the subtle words she said later should be another kind of rhetoric.

After analyzing it for a long time, the system didn't say a word. Chi Zhao wondered, and called out, "System, are you still there?"

【Um. 】

Why didn't he make a sound, Chi Zhao asked again, "What are you doing, did you hear what I just said?"

[I'm downloading the latest version of the ktv must-order song compression package, do you want to sing a part too? 】

Chi Zhao: "...is it time to sing now!"

The system was silent for two seconds, and then its voice sounded again, but this voice was slightly innocent.

【What time is it now?Don't you just want me to tell you that the protagonist doesn't like you?But if you think about it, whether the protagonist likes you or not is beyond the control of the two of us. The previous two experiences have told us that the protagonist is a psychopath. No matter what you do, he will fall in love with you with all his heart . 】

……Yes.

"Then what to do, do nothing?"

[It's very simple, just keep your body like a jade, don't fall in love with him, let him shave his head, and then he won't be able to hate you if he wants to. 】

Chi Zhao nodded as if he had realized something. Halfway through the nod, he felt strange again, "System, why are you so calm today? Whenever you talk about this topic, you turn into a fighting chicken. What's wrong today?"

The system let out a long sigh, then there was no sound, and another half a minute later, a babbling, melancholy and melodious tune sounded in Chi Zhao's mind.

【I'm like a wild goose mourning in the sky, I'm like a dragon swimming in shallow sand, I'm like a fish swallowing a hook line, I'm like a boat lost its rudder in the waves.Alas, after much deliberation, my heart is broken, how can I look forward to tomorrow tonight~]

Chi Zhao: "..."

The system has been so stimulated, it has already started to sing Peking Opera.

Hearing Chi Zhao's frightening voice, the system sighed again, it was not stimulated, it just saw the miserable future where the world was about to collapse with a pair of piercing eyes when Chi Zhao didn't know it.

……

The tune of "Passing Shaoguan" was still playing, and the system sorted out its own logic library aggrievedly. After all the data was arranged, it tilted its body and ordered "Prajna Paramita" in the next song of the KTV karaoke machine. Multi-Heart Sutra".

……

Recently, the system has become obsessed with singing, and there will be a piece of Beijing opera or Beijing rhyme drum from time to time. It is estimated that in a few months, it will be able to do stand-up comedy.Chi Zhao always listens for a while without saying a word, and then he can't stand it and asks the system to cut off the connection between the two. He doesn't want to listen to the system singing those old tunes every day.

Time passed day by day, even if Qi Yuyang didn't want Chi Zhao to go out, he couldn't keep Chi Zhao at home forever.Soon, it was time for the filming of "The Dream Whisperer". Before the filming started, Chi Zhao was quite confident in his acting skills. After all, he was a man bound to the scumbag acting system, and he had lived for more than two hundred years. Well, it's just acting, it's his old profession, so it's definitely fine.

After standing in front of the camera, Chi Zhao realized that his face really hurt.

Xue Qing's acting skills are average, and Chi Zhao's acting skills are even more average than Xue Qing's.What is general?It's just barely plausible, but after anyone reads it, they will show that kind of helpless expression of "forget it, let's just make do with it".

There is nothing else to do in the next scene, Chi Zhao walked down in despair, squatted aside and thought about life.

No wonder the first two worlds failed...

Chi Zhao looked dazed.It turns out that he has no acting skills? !

Chi Zhao was shocked, the system was even more shocked than him, dare you old man only know now?

Speaking of that year, the system really regretted it. It thought that it had picked up a treasure, only to find out that it had picked up a disaster aggregate.The most irritating thing is that every time Chi Zhao plays the role very seriously, and his dedication is not inferior to other hosts, but he just can't succeed, which makes the system embarrassed to even say a few words about him.

One person, one system all began to squat in the corner depressed to grow mushrooms. Qi Yuyang went to the company for a regular meeting today, but he didn't come, otherwise he would have stepped forward to comfort Chi Zhao.

Today is the second day of filming, and the screenwriter came over to take a look and get to know these actors by the way.

The screenwriter is a well-known writer with tens of millions of fans. He specializes in suspense novels, and "The Dream Whisperer" was one he wrote in his early years.When he first came here in the morning, the screenwriter had already greeted Chi Zhao. The two had no friendship, so naturally they couldn't talk about how warm they were. They just shook hands and exchanged a few pleasantries.Later, the screenwriter couldn't bear Chi Zhao's indifference, so he ran to the side to greet the female lead.

It's more than two o'clock in the afternoon, the weather is very hot, and the screenwriter is about to go home. There is a man standing beside him. The man's gaze wanders aimlessly throughout the crew. Finally, he locked himself in a corner and silently let out a low voice. The atmospheric pressure of the pool shines on the body.

The man tilted his head slightly, and then walked towards Chi Zhao.

A black shadow suddenly walked in front of him, Chi Zhao raised his head and looked at the person with a blank expression on his face.

The man didn't mind his indifference and indifference. He smiled slightly, and the gentle temperament on his body became more prominent.This man looks 25 or [-] years old, handsome and humble. At first glance, he is very friendly, but after a closer look, he finds that his eyes are very sharp, as if he can see the deepest part of a person's heart.

He spoke, and his voice was so sweet that it was unreasonable, "Is your name Xue Qing?"

Chi Zhao slowly turned his head to one side, not only to conform to the original owner's personality, but also because he really didn't want to talk to this man.

Nonsense, the entire crew posted up the beat chart and photos of the leading actors, and this person came to ask him if he was Xue Qing, didn't he ask knowingly?

Seeing that he didn't want to talk to him, the man found it even more interesting. He had seen Xue Qing on TV before, but he didn't realize that he was such a lovely person in private.Thinking of making friends, the other party took out a business card from his pocket, and then handed it to Chi Zhao, "You can call me Louis, this is my business card, if we have time, we can have a cup of coffee together."

Chi Zhao turned his head suddenly, and looked at the person opposite him with bright eyes, "You said just now, what's your name?"

The man was also slightly taken aback, the other party seemed to be more interested in his English name.After a short period of astonishment, the man smiled softly, "Louis, this is my name when I was studying abroad. I have been called it for many years, and I am used to it, so even when I return to China, everyone still calls me by that name."

It's just the same name. There is no similarity between this person and his Louis, but just a name instantly evokes many good memories in Chi Zhao's heart. Although it feels faded, the memories are still there, and they are still worth remembering.

There was a moment of warmth in Chi Zhao's eyes, an expression that he would never show when facing other people.Qi Yuyang settled the company's affairs and immediately came to the crew, but what he saw was this scene.

At two o'clock in the afternoon, in the sweltering air, the slanted sunlight shone lazily on the two of them. Xue Qing was a few centimeters shorter than the other, which caused him to look up at the other.His gaze was very focused. In the dancing sunlight, although Xue Qing didn't smile, everyone could tell that he had a good impression of this man.

So nostalgic, so lingering, obviously he has seen Xue Qing, and he has already stood beside him, but Qi Yuyang feels that the pain caused by the nerve is more obvious and more serious, this time the pain is different from the past, it is full of anger smell.

Chi Zhao was about to take the business card, but a hand suddenly stretched out, slapped his hand off roughly, and then snatched the white and brand new business card, the business card was clenched in his hand, and soon became a scrap of paper.

The man looked at Qi Yuyang in astonishment. The anger and possessiveness in Qi Yuyang's eyes shocked him. The man was very strange. He hadn't heard that Xue Qing was gay. Is this his boyfriend or his suitor?

Chi Zhao was also very surprised, but he didn't show it. Moreover, after a moment of surprise, his mood was quickly replaced by unhappiness. He hadn't seen what was written on the business card, Qi Yuyang said so It's too disrespectful to snatch him away, right?

From the corner of his eye, Qi Yuyang saw a trace of dissatisfaction shown by Xue Qing. In an instant, his temples swelled as if he was about to explode. He glanced at the man gloomyly, then threw the business card on the ground mercilessly, turned around and grabbed Chi. Zhao's wrist, led him away from the set.

What else did the man want to say, he stretched out his hand to stop him, but Qi Yuyang walked too fast, he could only watch the two leave helplessly.He sighed, squatted down on the ground, and picked up the business card that was almost crushed.

This is how much hand strength it takes to pinch a piece of hard paper to this extent.Didn't he just hand over a business card to Xue Qing, and didn't mean to moles him on the spot, so why should he be so excited?

Excessive possessiveness will lead to psychological deformity, the boundary between people and objects will gradually blur, and finally move to the edge of danger.This is not a good thing, and I don't know if Xue Qing can bear it.

The man shook his head slightly, feeling a few words in his heart.

At this moment, the screenwriter walked up to him, and asked without knowing it, "Cheng Ran, why did you offend Mr. Qi?"

Cheng Ran is the man's Chinese name. He is the screenwriter's cousin, and he was also the script writing consultant before. He specializes in psychology and has provided the screenwriter with a lot of psychological knowledge that can be used.Hearing the screenwriter's question, Cheng Ran raised his eyebrows, "You said, that jealous god is Qi Yuyang?"