I Really Am a Slag Shou!

When a good word was about to come out of his mouth, Chi Zhao suddenly woke up, blinked his eyes in a daze, and then hurriedly escaped from Fu Yihe's arms.

He turned around and left, but his footsteps seemed unsteady. After walking a few steps, he turned his head again and explained, "Well... I'm going to find you pajamas and toiletries. I don't have any new ones at home. Already, I'll buy it from my phone."

This is what it means to allow him to stay. Chi Zhao no longer mentioned the previous talk about touching porcelain, and Fu Yihe accepted it as soon as he saw it. Although he didn't hear Chi Zhao's answer, he didn't see him from Chi Zhao's face either. something unacceptable.Fu Yihe lightly twirled his fingers, feeling the lingering warmth that was slowly disappearing, and smiled lightly.

"You don't have to buy it, I'll use yours."

When he said this, Fu Yihe's eyes were full of hints, Chi Zhao pursed his lips silently, and said something in his heart.

rogue!

……

Chi Zhao only had his own clothes at home, and Fu Yihe could wear his pajamas, but they were a bit small, especially the pajama pants, which almost turned into cropped pants.

After Chi Zhao found the clothes for him, he didn't care about him anymore. The store where he bought the toiletries also sold fried chicken part-time. Chi Zhao bought a portion for two people. On this very important night, he and Fu Yihe took care of each other. In other words, one person kills one chicken.

When eating dinner, Chi Zhao would look at Fu Yihe who was serious about tearing chicken legs with downcast eyes from time to time.In the place where Fu Yihe lives, such an unhealthy high-calorie food was included in the food hygiene blacklist 800 years ago. Even the law prohibits eating fried chicken, so no one dares to sell it anymore.That is to say, some unscrupulous merchants who commit crimes will secretly produce a few.

Fu Yihe is not sensitive to fried food. The last time he tasted it was ten years ago. A colleague bought a long-lost recipe from someone who didn't know where. But now, facing this little local chicken that is charred on the outside and tender on the inside, Fu Yihe feels that it is very delicious before eating it.

Because this was the first meal that Chi Zhao invited him to eat, it was no longer a highly simulated data flow, but food that could really be eaten.

Fu Yihe, who was seriously handling the chicken, noticed the gaze from the other side. He raised his head, just in time to see Chi Zhao secretly watching him, and was caught by him. Chi Zhao quickly retracted his gaze. After two seconds, he raised his eyelids, the villain The one who complained first glanced at Fu Yihe, meaning, what do you think I am doing?

Fu Yihe pursed his lips, didn't say anything, just exchanged the plate in front of Chi Zhao with the plate in front of him.

Fu Yihe's chicken has been torn into small strips that can be eaten, and it is neatly stacked. You can eat it with chopsticks. After taking a picture of the little native chicken that was brutally murdered, Fu Yihe continued deal with it.

It is really virtuous to work hard without complaining and not to ask for credit.

Chi Zhao's face was hot, he lowered his head, picked up the chopsticks that were thrown aside, and started to eat.

Now he has accepted the fact that Fu Yihe is his forgotten boyfriend.

Although there are still many things that I don't understand, Chi Zhao now firmly believes in this point.

However, although he admitted this, he still didn't know how to get along with Fu Yihe.Didn't the doctor say that the memory will slowly recover, maybe after a while, he will remember every detail of getting along with Fu Yihe, and then he won't be so at a loss like now.

This apartment is not big, just two rooms, and the guest room is also Chi Zhao's study. There used to be a lot of books in it, and there was a folding wooden bed. It was originally for the convenience of students staying overnight, but now it is cheaper for Fu Yihe.

After saying in a hurry that I'm going to sleep, Chi Zhao quickly slipped into his room, the door was closed, the space was cut off, Fu Yihe stood outside the door, after a while, he silently put down his raised hand.

Forget it.

More haste less speed.

He has to be considerate of Chi Zhao's situation, and learn to be patient and wait. What's more, he has nothing to worry about. Chi Zhao already belongs to him, doesn't he?

Curling one corner of his lips, Fu Yihe hugged the brand new pajamas and a bag of toiletries that Chi Zhao had given him, and then walked into the guest room.

After finding Chi Zhao and confirming with his own eyes that Chi Zhao didn't dislike his past, and even acquiesced in their relationship, Fu Yihe was in a great mood and fell asleep not long after.He slept fast, but Chi Zhao next door tossed and turned for most of the night.

When he was in the same room with Fu Yihe just now, he didn't have such a strong feeling, but after they separated, he suddenly wanted to know how they met, what they had experienced, and how they got together.

That was his memory and his past, but he couldn't remember anything, as if he had been completely stripped from a complete story. Even though another protagonist of the story came to him, he still felt , what is missing around me.

Chi Zhao turned over again, and he looked at the curtain in the darkness without blinking his eyes.

He was hit on the head by a flowerpot, turned into a vegetative state and lay down for seven years, while Fu Yihe went to prison and served seven years in prison.Such a coincidence, in the past seven years, they all had their own difficulties, so they could not be reunited.

And not long after he woke up, Fu Yihe came looking for him.

……

Is it too coincidental?

Chi Zhao frowned slightly. He seemed to have seen this situation before in a TV series. A loving couple was suddenly involved in an accident. One of them was injured in a car accident and became a vegetable. The other despised his sleeping lover and dumped him happily , After a few years, the vegetative person woke up, and the other person had a bad life for the past few years. When he heard the news, he came back immediately and made up a sad and beautiful story to deceive the person who just woke up .

According to the plot, it won't be long before the real heroine or heroine should appear on the stage, reveal the true face of this white lotus, and then develop a true love marriage with the deceived hero.

Thinking about it, Chi Zhao's frowning brows suddenly relaxed, he covered his head with the quilt, and laughed happily for a while.

Leaving aside whether he has the male protagonist's life, it is impossible for Fu Yihe to be associated with the word "white lotus".Let Fu Yihe dump him, wouldn't that be equivalent to killing him.

This idea naturally appeared in Chi Zhao's mind. He was not arrogant, but a simple statement of a fact.Slightly stunned, Chi Zhao repeated the words that came out of nowhere just now, and after a long while, he slowly pulled up the quilt and shrunk himself into a ball.

Chi Zhao lowered his eyes, and the corners of his lips were drawn into a line.

Now, he very much hopes that what Fu Yihe said is true, and that Fu Yihe is not a liar.

Because...he seemed to rely on and trust this "liar" very much. If he really found out that this was a scam in the end, he would be very sad.

Thinking of this, Chi Zhao shrunk himself back, almost forming a ball. This posture made him feel safe, and he closed his eyes heavily. After a while, Chi Zhao fell asleep.

He had a lot of messy dreams, but when he woke up, he couldn't remember any of them clearly. When he opened his eyes hazily, Chi Zhao was still a little dazed.

Today is still the weekend, and there is no need to go to work. Chi Zhao turned off the alarm clock. It stands to reason that he shouldn't wake up so early, but he seemed to hear the phone ringing just now.

Chi Zhao sat up sleepily, picked up the phone on the side, and glanced at it.

This one glance woke him up.

It turned out that it wasn't his hallucination, someone really called him, and it was his mother, who not only called him three times, but also sent him several messages, the last one was lying on the boot screen.

——I'll be at your house right away, let's have a good talk.

Chi Zhao: "..."

What are you talking about, this tone is too serious!

As the old lady's only child, Chi Zhao knew his mother's temper too well, so he was very angry at first glance, but he didn't do anything, so why should she be angry?Did you come to the door directly?

Chi Zhao scratched his head in confusion, and after scratching twice, his movements suddenly froze.

He remembered that yesterday he picked up a boyfriend home, and he picked it up at the blind date scene.

It's over!His mother must have come to Xingshi to question him! !Fu Yihe is still lying next door! ! !

Chi Zhao didn't even change his pajamas, so he hurried out of bed, but it was too late, the old lady had already swiped her fingerprints and opened the door.

At the same time, Fu Yihe had just put on his shoes, and was about to go downstairs to the morning market, buy some food, and make breakfast for Chi Zhao.After living here for almost three months, he has almost figured out the life rhythm and habits of people on Earth. With the idea of ​​settling here for retirement and passing away in the future, Fu Yihe studied very seriously and adapted quite quickly.

Of course, the earth's culture is extensive and profound, and what Fu Yihe has learned so far is only superficial. For example, in the current scene, Fu Yihe feels that he is not able to handle it well.

Standing outside the door, Chi Zhao's mother first glanced at the well-dressed Fu Yihe in surprise, then she quickly withdrew her revealing emotions and asked in a deep voice, "Who are you?"

Chi Zhao looked like his mother, looking at this middle-aged woman who was somewhat similar to Chi Zhao, Fu Yihe quickly realized who she was.Fu Yihe has no experience in dealing with parents. His parents died early. In his past life, the only parents he met were his brother-in-law's parents, but they only met once, nodded to each other, and it was over.

Looking at Chi Zhao's mother calmly, Fu Yihe quietly retracted the foot that had already been stepped forward, making himself stand taller.

"Hello, Auntie, my name is Fu Yihe."

Chi Zhao's mother raised her eyebrows slightly, her name was nice, she was good-looking, and had a very special temperament, could it be that she was from a scholarly family?

At this time, Fu Yihe said the next sentence, "I am Chi Zhao's boyfriend, Chi Zhao is still sleeping, you came a little early, you sit first, he will get up after a while."

Chi Zhao, who ran out of the bedroom, staggered for a moment, and then looked at Chi Zhao's mother, he really misunderstood this sentence.

What a scholarly family, is a stinky hooligan!Doesn't she know if her son has a partner?This person appeared out of nowhere, he must be a liar!Is this an attempt to deceive the body first and then the heart?Even Chi Zhao knows when to get up, he won't have succeeded!

Thinking of this, Chi Zhao's mother immediately looked over to Chi Care, and her gaze didn't stay on his face, but directly on his lower body. The key observation areas were his legs and butt.

Chi Zhao: "..."

You are my real mother.

After a moment of silence, Chi Zhao came over and told Fu Yihe next to him, "Go and tidy up your room."

Fu Yihe wanted to say that he had finished tidying up when he got up, but Chi Zhao glared at him and understood his intentions, so Fu Yihe shut his mouth and obediently returned to the guest room.

Chi Zhao just wanted to tell his mother that they didn't sleep together yesterday, and he was a little embarrassed to explain certain things in front of Fu Yihe.

"He's really my boyfriend, not a liar."

Before the old lady could strike first, Chi Zhao replied directly. His mother obviously didn't expect her son to answer like this, she frowned, "How do you know, don't you remember?"

Chi Zhao paused, he looked towards the guest room subconsciously, the door was ajar, Fu Yihe wanted to give their mother and son some private space, but Chi Zhao didn't see that figure, his eyes were still a little bit disappointed, but it's not a big deal things, so this loss quickly disappeared.

"Although I don't remember his appearance, name, or personality, I remember him as a person, and I remember that he is my lover."

The last title was not given by Chi Zhao impulsively, but he chose it carefully after a moment of deliberation. He always felt that the status of a boyfriend was not very appropriate. After much deliberation, he finally chose his lover.

After saying it, he didn't feel that it was against harmony, Chi Zhao nodded secretly, yes, it was his lover, he was right.

His mother was stunned for a long time before slowly regaining her composure. Chi Zhao's expression was too serious, which made her half-believing. After thinking about it for a second, she began to think about it.

Ask first, if you are a liar, you will always show your feet.

Sitting on the sofa in the living room, Chi Zhao's mother is sitting on the largest sofa in the center, Chi Zhao and Fu Yihe are sitting on a single seat, one on the left and one on the right, separated by two meters, Chi Zhao's mother is a state official Personnel, engaged in some confidential work in the early years, and it has been decades now, and the confidentiality period has not yet passed.Don't talk about others so far, even Chi Zhao and Chi Zhao's father don't know what his mother did when she was young.

Chi Zhao's fucking smile was very gentle, "Just to ask you a few simple questions, don't be nervous, just tell the truth, and don't lie just to make a good impression on me, can it be done, Xiao Fu?"

Fu Yihe was sitting upright, he suddenly felt that this scene looked familiar.

When he was prosecuted, the intelligence officers sent by the procuratorate to question him seemed to have used similar expressions, similar tone, and similar wording.

This mother-in-law is not easy.

However, Fu Yihe was never afraid of stereotypes, if he could be easily fooled, he would have lived in vain for so many years.For him to tell the truth, he must be willing.

Fu Yihe smiled just right, "Yes, you can ask."

"Where are you from?"

Fu Yihe answered the name of a country, that country is almost one south and one north of the earth from where Chi Zhao lives, where the economy is developed, the race is mixed, and there are many Chinese, combined with Fu Yihe's appearance and temperament, Chi Zhao's mother There was no doubt that he was lying.

Fu Yihe's appearance does not look like Asians, nor does he look like Europeans. It seems that there are some characteristics of any race. People will believe him if he is from any country.

Next question.

"What do your parents do?"

"My parents were military officers."

Chi Zhao froze for a moment, she didn't expect this, "Your parents are soldiers, so are you?"

Fu Yihe shook his head slightly, "I'm not. My parents died when I was four years old. I grew up with my elder sister. She was afraid that I would follow the old path of my parents and wouldn't let me join the army."

Chi Zhao didn't stop his mother because he also wanted to know about Fu Yihe's situation. Hearing these words, he widened his eyes and looked over in a daze.

Originally, I just wanted to know about Fu Yihe's family situation, but I didn't expect to dig out such a tragic past. Chi Zhao's mother is also very embarrassed, and sacrifices, old ways, etc. As a person who almost lost her son, she can also understand Fu Yihe's sister's feelings Feeling.

Her attitude softened a little, "Then what about your sister, is she here too?"

Fu Yihe continued to shake his head, "No, she...is far, far away, so she can't get through."

Chi Zhao's mother: "..."

Originally, I wanted to ease the sad atmosphere, but now it's even more sad!

Far, far away, on Earth, it means that the person has passed away, but Fu Yihe doesn't know, what he said is the superficial meaning, his sister stays there, it's far, far away, even if she wants to come here Powerless.

After the sentence was over, he met with his sister, and by the way, met with his brother-in-law who was newly released during his sentence, as well as his brother-in-law's family.When they were young, their siblings depended on each other for life, even though they were very reluctant to let go, but knowing that the younger brother was going to pursue the person she loved deeply, his sister was still very happy.

The air became silent. Chi Zhao's mother worked hard for a long time, and finally spoke again, "What a poor child. It's not easy for us Chi Zhao. An accident almost killed him. It's been seven years, and I can't even hug him." Hope, he woke up. By the way, I haven't seen you before, when did you... know what happened to Chi Zhao? "

"One year, two months and seven days ago."

This number is too accurate, Chi Zhao froze for a moment, and then asked, "Why did you know it then?"

After two seconds, Fu Yihe replied, "Because I was in prison at that time, I had no information, and finally had the opportunity to contact the outside world, so I knew something happened to Chi Zhao."

At that time, his sentence was over, and the first thing he did after he opened his eyes was to ask the main system about Chi Zhao's identity. Naturally, the main system would not give it to him. I found my old enemy in my political career and asked the other party to help me put pressure together.

Although Fu Yihe's crimes were serious, they were not enough to ruin his political career, and because the people sympathized with him, he might be reinstated as soon as he came out, and he would certainly be happy to send his deadly enemy away.So, with threats of bribery and policy oppression, the main system finally let go, told him the basic information of Chi Zhao, and helped them find a way so that they could get together in reality.

So strictly speaking, that's when he knew what happened to Chi Zhao.

Chi Zhao's mother didn't know the inside story, and her heart skipped a beat. No one knew better than her that almost anyone who had been in prison was not a good person. At this moment, she was extremely determined to keep Chi Zhao away from this man, no matter what What entanglements did they have in the past.

However, Chi Zhao asked the next question before her.

"Why are you in jail?"

Chi Zhao was very curious, but he was afraid that this would touch the scar in Fu Yihe's heart, so he didn't ask yesterday, even if he didn't ask now, his mother would ask, so he asked first.

Fu Yihe turned his head and met Shang Chizhao's clear eyes, "There is a bastard. He liked my sister for a long time, but my sister didn't like him. After my sister rejected him many times, he became angry and gathered seven or eight men. , designed a bureau to invite my sister over, he wanted to ruin my sister's reputation and spirit."

"After I found out, I passed by. I beat up that bastard and seriously injured him."

Chi Zhao opened his mouth, "Then your sister..."

Fu Yihe smiled, "She's fine, someone saved her."

It was his current brother-in-law who saved her. What Fu Yihe said was a succinct version, and he didn't mention some details.

For example, that bastard is not an ordinary person, but the crown prince of their country; and he not only severely injured him, he broke his legs, and smashed his head with something, and now the crown prince has lost The qualification to inherit the throne was transferred to a bionic body.

He was sentenced not because he severely injured the Crown Prince, but because he angrily beat the Crown Prince to serious injury when his sister was already safe, and this video was filmed and sent to the online.

Originally, the court wanted to grant him an extrajudicial favor, but the incident was too big. Even if the public opinion was one-sided, they still had to judge him according to the law.

Until now, Fu Yihe didn't regret doing this. What he regretted was that he didn't beat the crown prince to death completely, and even allowed him to retain his consciousness. What a failure.

Fu Yihe didn't use that terrible word, but both Chi Zhao and his mother understood what his mother was feeling, but Chi Zhao didn't know.Chi Zhao only knew that he was completely relieved.

Although he doesn't have a sister, he has friends. If his good friend encounters this kind of thing, he will be so angry that he wants to beat him to death. Even friends are like this, let alone the sister who brought him up directly.

Chi Zhao raised his eyebrows gently, and just wanted to comfort Fu Yihe, when he saw someone faster than him.

The old lady who just made up her mind to separate the two of them kindly held Fu Yihe's hand, and patted it kindly twice, "Good boy, really good boy, it's right to protect my sister, but the way you use it is not good, you must It’s a stressful beating, you should endure it for a few days, make a plan, and then retaliate against him. But Auntie understands that no one can bear this kind of thing, but I pity you. You have been in prison for so many years. It must be very hard, right? Do you feel guilty for not being able to accompany Chi Zhao through that difficult time?"

His mother waved his hand, "Don't feel guilty! He slept like a dead pig and didn't know anything. If you really want to say sorry, he should be sorry for you! You ran all the way here, and he forgot you , who, I really don't want to admit that he was born by me!"

Fu Yihe: "..."

Auntie, you are so bold and unrestrained.

Chi Zhao: "..."

I also don't want to admit that you are my mother, thank you.