I Really Am a Slag Shou!

The time when Chi Zhao came over happened to be the day when Noah was planning to attack the protagonist. Today, the chairman of the Senate invited all friendly congressmen and several chairmen to a private party held by him. Almost no one would accept the invitation of the chairman. Refused, so even the main character, who did not like to attend such occasions, came.

Noah spent a lot of money to get a chance to pretend to be a waiter. Now everyone else is serving those big shots outside, and only he stays sneakily in the kitchen.

This is a villa with a total height of five floors, and the kitchen is still on the lowest floor, so Chi Zhao thought very well, just jump out of the window to escape, no matter where you go, in short, stay away from that perverted brother, and The younger brother of the protagonist who is probably also very perverted.

[Oh, I won't let you live!You should hear me out! 】

Seeing that Chi Zhao's movements were slow for a second, the system quickly struck while the iron was hot.

[The fertility rate in this world is quite low. It is because of the low fertility rate that people have thought of many methods to increase the fertility rate. Natural conception is no longer the mainstream method. There is another method, which is to obtain two different people. The DNA is synthesized into a newborn with technology, and all the processes are completed in the incubator without you doing anything. 】

Chi Zhao withdrew one leg and turned to sit straddling the window. He raised his chin, "It's interesting, let's continue."

[Of course, out of humanitarian considerations, no DNA will be synthesized for you when you send it to others. In order to prevent the synthesis of newborns without the will of others, it is stipulated here that the DNA sample must be two □□, and there must be two Signature authorization from the DNA owner.You definitely won't be able to get the authorization from the perverted brother, so let me show you a clear way, you take the original owner's money and go find a black workshop! 】

Chi Zhao: "...Is this an idea that a human can come up with?"

As soon as the question was finished, Chi Zhao answered his own question, "Oh, by the way, you are not human in the first place."

system:"……"

"Even if you are not human, you can't come up with such a crazy idea! Is this called Minglu? Forget it, I won't ask about anything else, I just don't understand why I have to cultivate with such a disgusting person A descendant, even if the child is not born by me, but synthesized, it is enough to respond!"

When the system was asked for a while, it struggled for a long time before replying in a very low voice.

【Because... because this is the rule of the plot...】

This reason was not enough to convince Chi Zhao at all. He raised his eyebrows and asked for a theory. At this time, the system added a sentence very aggrieved.

[Although that elder brother is a bit disgusting, there is nothing wrong with the child. He is a little life that should be born. If you don't want him, he won't even have the chance to come into this world. 】

Chi Zhao frowned slightly.

In the original plot, the child was always ignorant. He didn't know what kind of people his two fathers were. He only came to the protagonist for more than a year. A distant planet, when he was less than seven years old.

I probably knew that I would have no home in the future, and the child didn't cry for too long, but quickly adapted to life on a remote planet. Gradually, he forgot everything about the past, and stayed at home when he grew up. He went to that planet, worked as a ship repairman, and had a happy family that could fill his childhood defects.

If Chi Zhao just leaves like this, this child will not be born again, and the fate of many people will change accordingly. Chi Zhao suddenly remembered that the information also said that when this child grows up, when he is working at the dock, he sees A girl fell into the water, and he rushed to save the girl. The girl almost died, and it was because of him that she survived. Later, the girl's sister became his wife.

Thinking about it this way, the system seems to be right, the child is indeed innocent, and Chi Zhao doesn’t want to change the plot any more. The last time he changed the plot, many people died in that change, although those people Originally, I was living a life of licking blood with the tip of a knife, maybe I would die someday, but...

In the end, he took away their chance of survival.

"Then what should I do?"

After talking for a long time, the system thought that Chi Zhao would not be shaken, but unexpectedly he agreed, and the system immediately became happy.

【Simple!I'll show you the way, you go to that perverted brother's room, spray him with Spring Night and One Night Potion once, then open his mouth and get some saliva out. 】

It sounds quite simple. After passing through the last world, Chi Zhao fully realized the power of Chun Xiao Yi Ye potion. Even martial arts masters can't resist it, and it doesn't need to be sprayed on the skin, as long as it can be sprayed on the right person Just spray it on clothes and shoes, it will work.

After pondering for a while, Chi Zhao nodded, "And then?"

[Then we can run away, find a black workshop, process the child, and after that, we can go on vacation! 】

Chi Zhao looked indifferent, "How dare you say this is a vacation?!"

System: "...QAQ"

What is it all about? Knowing that that person is a big villain, he still wants to process a child with mixed genes from the two of them, and he will bring the child back six years later to fight against the protagonist. This is good, even if the protagonist will Like him, he will definitely not like the protagonist anymore, because he doesn't have that face anymore...

Chi Zhao sighed in his heart, and suddenly, he paused, and then asked the system suddenly, "Is this your new plan? You no longer plan to start from the plot and the protagonist, and start to block me. Line of defense?!"

The air was quiet for a second.

[What are you talking about dear, I don’t understand here. In view of your question just now, I suggest you check your brain here. 】

Chi Zhao: "..."

Chi Zhao laughed angrily. He wanted to say more, but suddenly heard a faint call from the side. Chi Zhao was startled. He thought there was someone here. Only a red...chicken with a height of no more than ten centimeters?

Chi Zhao squatted down and looked at it for a long time but couldn't figure out what kind of chicken it was. The latter noticed his "loving" look, and the two little black eyes slowly turned to Chi Zhao's face.

After just one glance, this little thing of unknown species stood up all of a sudden, planing back and forth on the ground with its two small yellow claws, looking very anxious. After pawing for a while, it suddenly raised its head and rushed Chi Zhao flapped his little wings twice, and kept chirping.

Chi Zhao stared at the chicken silently, without saying anything, but judging from his expression, he seemed to dislike this chicken very much.

Guides have their own exclusive spiritual body. Awakening as a guide or a sentinel is determined by the body, but what the spiritual body looks like is determined by the spirit. Therefore, Chi Zhao is still a guide now, but the spirit body has changed from the original owner's white small body. The rabbit turned into a red chick.

The system can tell at a glance that this little chick is formed by the condensation of spirit, because Chi Zhao just arrived, so its body is still very small, and it is estimated that it will grow up in the future.

The system tried to decipher its language, but after listening to the code for a long time, the code became confused. It had no choice but to ask Chi Zhao.

【What does it say? 】

Chi Zhao's face was getting darker and darker, and when he realized that Chi Zhao was getting angry, the little red chicken finally closed its little yellow mouth that kept chattering, turned around in disgust, and pointed its chubby butt at Chi Zhao.

The system is even weirder.

【What exactly did it say?This is your spiritual body, right? It is said that the spiritual body can communicate directly with its owner. Let me hear what it said, too? 】

Gritting his teeth, Chi Zhao repeated the comment that the little red chicken had just given him: "He said that I am extremely ugly, soft and motherly, with mixed blood, which is unacceptable."

system:"……"

Awesome.

Even it didn't dare to say that about Chi Zhao, this chicken was too bold.

There is a pinch of relatively long red hair on the buttocks of the chicken. If you look carefully, you will find a faint golden streamer on this pinch of red hair. Chi Zhao finally couldn't bear it anymore and grabbed the chicken's butt, and directly picked it up with his red hair.

Chick screamed, struggling as if he was about to be thrown into the pot.

"You still have the face to criticize me?! Chickens are not like chickens, birds are not like birds, they are red like they have been burned in a blacksmith's stove for several days, I have only heard that horses and donkeys can give birth to mules, chickens and red-hot What can a piece of iron give birth to? An iron rooster?"

"Chirp!—"

The system quickly followed up.

[What did it say? 】

Chi Zhao looked at the chicken flopping about indifferently, "It said it would die with me, Xiao Mian, you are so small, you still want to be with me..."

Before the words fell, Xiaojizai was choked and coughed several times, and when the last cry disappeared, a faint wisp of smoke came out of Xiaohuang's mouth.

Chi Zhao: "..."

system:"……"

Chick: "..."

The spiritual body can't hurt the master. What the chicken said just now was just to show off its prestige. Now it feels ashamed and doesn't flinch anymore. It just hangs upside down in Chi Zhao's hand, motionless, looking very bleak.

On the contrary, Chi Zhao felt a little sorry, but before he could comfort him, the chicken disappeared with a swipe, and returned to the sea of ​​spirits to lick the wound in shame and indignation.

[Look at this ability to smoke... It seems to be a phoenix, not a deified phoenix, or a super fast phoenix that can breathe fire and fly.By the way, you are not a member of the Huaxia tribe. This is a unique creature of your tribe. No wonder people think you are ugly. Now you are wearing Noah's face, which is not what you remember in the inheritance. 】

After being explained by the system, Chi Zhao finally felt better. He stood up, patted his numb legs, "I'll clean it up later, and get down to business first."

Following the guidance of the system, he came to a room on the fourth floor and stood behind the closed door. Chi Zhao always felt uneasy, "Are you sure it's here?"

[That's right, that's right here. 】

Chi Zhao frowned, "I think..." Something seemed wrong.

Before he could say the following words, the system interrupted him.

[Don't think about it, the people inside might come out if you continue to dawdle, you haven't injected yourself with the medicine to induce binding fever, if his brother sees you here, he won't think you are beautiful, he will only think that you are beautiful. You're weird. 】

It was really strange for a humble waiter to sneak up to the fourth floor where the distinguished guests rested. Chi Zhao had no choice but to swallow his words, and then opened the door.

He went in cautiously, and closed the door very quickly. With the spray in his hand, he didn't want to waste any time, so he turned around and was about to spray it in front of his eyes. As soon as he turned around, he froze and pressed down. Spray's hand didn't even dare to move.

A pair of dark green and deep animal pupils stood quietly ten centimeters in front of his eyes. These eyes belonged to a black wolf with a whole body that was pure black and taller than him. Staring at such a huge beast, Chi Zhao's scalp was numb, and he could barely hold the spray in his hand.

But at this time, the system was still beeping strangely.

【what happened?Why can't I see anything? ?Is it that dark?Chi Zhao, turn on the light! 】

Fuck, there is such a big wolf here, haven't you seen it? !

Chi Zhao's heart was about to jump into his throat. The absolute suppression of his strength made Chi Zhao instinctively hold his breath, but the Hei Lang on the opposite side didn't intend to attack him. Instead, he tilted his head and stretched his neck forward gently. , trying to smell what he was looking for on him, Chi Zhao didn't know, so he stuck it to the door panel behind him, and distanced himself from Hei Lang, only then did he realize that there was a subtle black mist on Hei Lang's body It kept spreading, but the fog was too light, and Chi Zhao had to be very careful to see it.

In the pale black mist, a tall and handsome man stood up slowly. There were several gullies between his brows. He looked majestic and indifferent. He walked slowly, as if he was enduring some pain. Hei Lang suddenly disappeared, and Chi Only then did I realize that it was a spirit body, not a real animal.

Fortunately, Chi Zhao did not forget his mission, he quickly picked up the spray and pressed it hard.

I spray!

no response.

I spray again!

Still no response.

I squirt! ——

Half of the bottle was almost gone, and the person opposite still didn't respond at all, blinking his eyes lightly, Chi Zhao suddenly remembered what the system had said to him a long time ago.

——Our Spring Night Potion is very effective, but it has a bug, it only works on ordinary characters in the world, if it meets the main character, that is, the protagonist, it will be useless, because the protagonist Immune to all outside forces...

"Guide...?"

Still able to see his spirit body, unowned guide.

A hoarse and deep voice sounded from the room, and with the appearance of these words, the black mist became more and more, and they seemed to be entwined around Chi Zhao, like a temptation, but also like a flattery.

Chi Zhao's heart went cold, and the system was still calling.

【Eh?Eh?Host, why can't I even see you? ?Host?Host? ? 】