I Really Am a Slag Shou!

Chi Zhao looked into Shen Wumian's eyes, and the two stared at each other silently. After a few breaths, Chi Zhao moved a bit, turned his legs away, and changed into a more casual posture of sitting on the bed, then raised his upper body, With his moist lips, he touched Shen Wumian's slightly pale lips.

Shen Wumian watched Chi Zhao approaching helplessly, her brain could no longer think.

……What does it mean?

In Shen Wumian's perception, tonight is the moment when he and the little emperor will break up. All the hidden truths will be exposed in front of everyone. He and the little emperor will gradually become strangers, and even meet each other. Nor will there be a time to sit quietly together like now.

However, looking at this immature face that was very close to him, Shen Wumian found that he still didn't know much about the little emperor.

After staying for a short while, Chi Zhao's hands supporting the bed board suddenly softened. He fell into Shen Wumian's arms unexpectedly, and his nose directly hit the opponent's hard chest. Two groups of physiological mist gathered, he rubbed the tip of his red nose annoyed, a pair of nervous hands suddenly supported his shoulders, Shen Wumian looked down at the appearance of the little emperor, still whispering Said: "Why are you so careless..."

The voice stopped abruptly, and Shen Wumian swallowed the rest of the words, because Chi Zhao had already raised his eyes very angrily, and was glaring at him.

Although he didn't speak, Shen Wumian understood what he meant, he was blaming himself, why didn't he support him earlier, or why did he grow such hard pectoral muscles that his whole nose almost collapsed.

The atmosphere became silent and awkward, and suddenly, a slight and melodious low laugh came from Shen Wumian's throat.

At this moment, Chi Zhao was embraced by Shen Wumian, with his forehead pressed against his chest. When he smiled, Chi Zhao could hear the humming chest tremor. Chi Zhao became a little dazed, and he looked up stupidly Looking at the man whose expression suddenly softened, he didn't know what he was thinking.

Seeing such a little emperor, Shen Wumian finally couldn't help it anymore. He lowered his head, closed his eyes gently, and kissed him on the nose lightly.

The tip of the small nose became hot due to the congestion. When Shen Wumian kissed him, there was still a residual smile on the corner of his mouth. Now Chi Zhao is more obedient than ever, and he looks like you can pick and choose. Unable to restrain himself, he moved slowly downwards, and his warm breath slowly moved from Chi Zhao's eyes to his cheeks. When the hot and humid touch touched the crevice of his lips, Chi Zhao's eyelashes trembled suddenly.

After a second, he slowly closed his eyes, then stretched out his hands that had been tucked in front of his chest, opened his arms, and hugged Shen Wumian's neck tightly, sinking into this wonderful feeling of lips and teeth together with him .

The bloodthirsty personality caused the regent to not be so gentle even when he was tender with his lover. Although he had tried his best to take care of the boy's feelings, he didn't want him to be scared because his actions were too predatory and ferocious, but Chi Zhao still felt that he was going to die, either by being strangled by him or by him.

The Prince Regent who feels very gentle about himself: "..."

Children who grew up in the palace should mature more precociously. Originally, when they were 12 years old, the elders should have arranged for the little emperor to arrange for a maid to help him with personnel affairs. However, due to various reasons, no one has done this. It was the first time for the little emperor to come into contact with this matter.

The regent's hands can be used to take the head of the enemy's marshal, and down to approve important government affairs. Today, these hands have become the little emperor's sexual enlightenment tool. The regent king can't clearly know how the little emperor feels, because the little emperor is being held by him. After serving, he fell into a complete coma. From the looks of it, even if he was thrown out of the window now, he would not have any consciousness.

However, His Royal Highness the Regent felt very satisfied.

Especially thinking of the cute and pitiful look of the little emperor lying in his arms, being forced until the corners of his eyes turned red, and having to bury his face limply in front of his chest, Shen Wumian almost lost control of himself.

After being served, the little emperor smacked his lips and fell asleep. Shen Wumian hugged him stiffly, then lowered his head to look at himself, and had no choice but to sigh in resignation, do it himself, and have enough food and clothing.

……

After cleaning his hands, Shen Wumian slowed down and opened the door of the dormitory. As the door opened, the evening breeze instantly brought out a little fishy smell from the room. As if he didn't notice anything.

Shen Wumian didn't care about her either, he frowned and looked at the eunuch who was holding a tray, the eunuch had been standing here for a long time, but the people inside didn't come out, he didn't dare to go in, so he had to wait here .

"Who are you?"

Hearing the Prince Regent's question, the eunuch murmured in his heart, "It's true that the nobleman forgets things too much. Didn't they meet in the hall just now? The closest time was, the distance was less than one foot."

In fact, it's not Shen Wumian's fault, he only has the little emperor in his eyes, and he doesn't care what the people around the little emperor look like.

"Return to the prince, the servant is called Xiao Xiangzi, His Majesty ordered the servant to bring 'Pretty in Pink' over."

As soon as the words fell, Shen Wumian's originally loose and leisurely expression instantly became chilling. With a bang, Honglei knelt down on the ground, and the rest of the guards did the same. He wanted to escape, but he also knew that if he escaped at this time, his life would definitely be lost.

So, he could only tremble his legs, and said with a bitter face: "My lord, my lord...you are..."

"Where is the person?" Shen Wumian interrupted him gloomyly.

The eunuch's face became even more bitter, and he held the tray with tears in his eyes, "People, people are... huh? Who is it?"

Shen Wumian resisted the urge to kill the eunuch, and replied patiently: "You brought it, that beautiful woman."

When Shen Wumian said this, the gloomy atmosphere behind him almost solidified. He was so happy just now that he forgot that the little emperor called a dancer by name to accompany him before he left.

Listen to this name, Pink Lady, I don't know where I found the dancing girl, the kitsch is to the extreme, would a serious busker give herself such a name?I'm afraid that the brothel women from outside have mixed in!

How is this possible, what kind of place is the palace, if a brothel woman can sneak in, then she is definitely not a simple brothel woman.

Now Shen Wumian is determined to find out the person, to see what a woman who can remember Chen Yi like this looks like, and then let that woman disappear completely in the land of Chen Guo.The eunuch in front of him was stunned for a moment, and then carefully raised the tray towards him.

Shen Wumian: ...?

The eunuch's voice was very soft, as if he was afraid of scaring someone, "Your Majesty, this is Pretty in Pink. It's the name given by His Majesty. It's not what you said... People."

Shen Wumian silently stared at the glass of unknown liquid in front of him, which was pungent both in shape and taste, and could no longer be called wine, and did not speak for a long time.

The embarrassing time slowly passed, and Shen Wumian finally spoke, "...In this case, then send this, this cup of beauty to the imperial dining room, and bring it back tomorrow morning when His Majesty wants it."

The eunuch quickly lowered his head, "Yes."

……

After a night of hangover, when Chi Zhao woke up the next day, the sun was already high.The palace people got the order from the Regent, but they didn't come in to call him. They also informed the ministers that His Majesty was not feeling well, so he would not go to the court. Just send the memorial to the Palace of Qinzheng.

Shen Wumian took care of everything properly, just to let Chi Zhao sleep well.

After Chi Zhao woke up, the first thing he did was to rub his nose. It was strange, why did his nose hurt more than Chaos' head?

Sitting up on a crooked body, Chi Zhao squinted his eyes and thought for a long time, and finally found out in horror that he was broken again.

In an instant, Chi Zhao remembered some of the stupid things he had done after the fragmentation. He maintained the stiff movement of grabbing his hair with one hand. After a second, he collapsed and closed his eyes. While praying for himself, he desperately called the system .

"System! Command! Come out quickly! Something big has happened, come out quickly!"

The system didn't answer him, but a strange and gentle voice appeared in his mind.

[Hello, what's the matter? 】

Chi Zhao was stunned for a moment, "You are...you are the substitute system that the system said the personnel system arranged for me?"

Hearing this tongue twister, the other party was silent for two seconds, and then answered after consideration.

[Yes, I am the replacement system arranged for you by the personnel system that your system said. Just call me the main system. I will serve you for the next half a month. I hope we can get along very happily. . 】

The voice of the main system is a mature male voice. I don’t know if it’s his own personality traits or the body traits he bought. In short, every time he speaks, it gives people a feeling that they are being blown by the spring breeze. The feeling of passing through the chest cavity is very comfortable and very kind.

Chi Zhao was captured by such a magnetic and pleasant voice in an instant. Just one voice made Chi Zhao have a strong impression of the new substitute system. After two seconds, he remembered that the substitute system had just talked to him. What did you say.

For the main system...

Chi Zhao recalled it carefully, and then his eyes lit up, "Oh! Oh! I remembered, you are Dad!"

Main system: "..."

[You are being polite, let me call me the main system. 】

Chi Zhao smiled embarrassedly. He has been with the system for too long, and he has basically found out all the bad things about the system. Among them, the most mentioned by the system is its direct boss, the main system dad.

Scratching his head, Chi Zhao calmed down from the excitement. He remembered his purpose of calling the system, and asked quickly: "Dad... no, Mr. Main System, when did you come, and did you record what happened last night?" Situation? I want to see the replay."

The main system quickly answered him.

[Sorry, I just handed over the acting system to Zha Shou this morning. I don't know what happened last night. 】

Chi Zhao: "..."

What can I do, he was broken yesterday, and he doesn't even know what he did, what if something happens...

The main system doesn't seem to be a talkative system. When Chi Zhao didn't ask him, he would become very quiet. Chi Zhao was worried for a while, and finally covered his face in collapse, "Why have I passed through several worlds? It’s still pouring in a glass! And when you get drunk, you will be broken, and you don’t remember anything, is it a standard configuration for you scumbags to drink alcohol?”

【not like this.It has nothing to do with us, it is your own characteristic. 】

Chi Zhao was stunned, "What do you mean?"

[Hmm... The way we put our souls in is quite special. It can be said that it is a high-tech behavior. Although the throwing and retracting are relatively easy, there are still some defects. For example, there will be a very slight original body after putting features, none of which affect the task, so let it be.Chi Zhao, your original constitution is that you can't hold alcohol well, so you in every world can't hold alcohol well. 】

Chi Zhao: "..." That's right, it turned out to be like this.

Chi Zhao was a little embarrassed, this is good, he can't rely on others, he can only obediently take the blame that belongs to him.

Without asking any more questions, Chi Zhao sat up silently, turned over and wanted to get out of bed, Honglei saw this, waved to let everyone outside come in, and began to serve the emperor to change his clothes and freshen up.

After taking off his clothes, Caretaker Chi looked at his clean and undisturbed body, and finally heaved a sigh of relief. At least he could know that he didn't have sex after drinking, thank God.

While he was tying his hair, Shen Wumian came over, and Chi Zhao's memory stayed at the moment when Prime Minister Right reminded him that he should marry a wife. Seeing Shen Wumian at this time, he felt a little complicated.Now the two should be in the cold war stage, after all, although he rejected the right minister's proposal yesterday, he was silent for a while.

And this happened just after he accepted Shen Wumian's engagement jade pendant.

Speaking of that jade pendant... Chi Zhao scanned around, but couldn't find where the jade pendant was put. At this moment, Shen Wumian walked up behind him and pushed back the maid, "I'm coming, you guys go down."

Chi Zhao's eyes instantly fixed on the figure in the mirror.

what? ? ?

All the maids left, only Honglei was still standing aside, Chi Zhao watched Shen Wumian tie her hair in front of the public, and found that he had been staring at him in a daze, Shen Wumian's downcast eyes were stained Very smiling, he looks very gentle like this.

Chi Zhao: "...???"