The first imperial favorite
Chapter 049 I'm a Stupid Ass
Nie Tiantian let out a low laugh and said, "I've heard your words so hard, I haven't seen you coming, really, if you really want to act like a man, fight with me!"
"Nie Yitian, I'll kill you today!" Lin Zhen was so excited that he was about to break free from Gu Jing's hand and rush over when Gong Haochen called out, "Senior brother Zhen, don't be impulsive."
When Gu Jing heard Gong Haochen's voice, she immediately said: "Haochen, hurry up and persuade you Senior Brother Zhen, he is no match for Nie Tiantian at all, if we really want to fight, he will definitely suffer."
"Junior brother, if you try to persuade me, it's tantamount to opposing me!" Lin Zhen said angrily.
Gong Haochen glanced at the arrogant Nie Yitian on the opposite side, and said: "I remember that our Martial Daoist Academy will have disciples going out on missions in three days, why don't you all go out to participate in missions at that time, and when you leave Tianxuanzong, you will fight in the dark No one cares about it, but it doesn’t work here, if you are caught, you will be punished.”
Gu Jing looked at Gong Haochen with a surprised face and said, "Haochen, I asked you to persuade Brother Zhen, not to encourage them to go out and fight!"
"Senior Sister, just let Senior Brother Zhen behave well once. The most painful thing for a man is that he can't protect the person he likes with his own ability." Gong Haochen said.
"But, he is not Nie Yitian's opponent at all." Gu Jing worried.
"It's okay, just trust Senior Brother Yi Huizhen." Gong Haochen said.
Lin Zhen who was on the side immediately said: "Just do what the younger brother said, Nie Yitian, how dare you!"
"Why not? Let's go out to pick up the mission together!" Nie Yitian immediately agreed.
They agreed to pick up the task together in three days, and they left in one day.
Gu Jing came to Gong Haochen and said, "Junior brother, how can you agree to such a thing with them? Nie Yitian is very capable, much stronger than your senior brother Zhen. Your senior brother Zhen is not his opponent at all."
Gong Haochen comforted her with a smile: "Senior sister, don't worry, after three days Nie Yitian will never pester you again."
After finishing speaking, Gong Haochen left. After delivering lunch to Ah Jue, he returned to the dormitory. As soon as he entered the dormitory, Zhou Caifu pulled him out: "Second brother, you have to do elder brother a favor."
"What are you doing? Brother." Gong Haochen asked.
Zhou Caifu showed an embarrassed look and said, "Brother, I fell in love with a beautiful girl and wanted to give her something, but I dare not give it. Second brother, do me a favor, how about sending something there?"
Hearing Zhou Caifu's words, Gong Haochen remembered that Zhou Caifu had a girlfriend when he entered Tianxuanzong in his previous life. It is said that he chased after a long time to catch up with a very beautiful girl.
That girl was moved by Zhou Caifu's talent, now hearing what Zhou Caifu said, could it be that this is the time when the eldest brother started to pursue his sister-in-law?
Thinking of the fact that Zhou Caifu was killed by Gong Zhiqi in his previous life because of him, the sister-in-law who learned of Zhou Caifu's death was devastated, and stood alone in front of Zhou Caifu's grave, refusing to leave for a whole month, and then one day he went to persuade the sister-in-law At that time, I found that my sister-in-law had disappeared, and I saw only a sentence left on the grave - the heart is as dead as the body, and the walking dead is like a walking flesh.
After that, he never saw his sister-in-law again, and he never heard of her sister-in-law until he left the mainland.
A deep sense of guilt welled up in his heart, Gong Haochen looked at Zhou Caifu in front of him with a smile and said: "Brother asks to help, and younger brother naturally has no reason not to help, but I think it's better for you to deliver the things yourself! You If you dare not go, I can go with you."
"I, I don't dare... I'm so fat, I'm afraid of being rejected by her." Zhou Caifu said embarrassedly.
Gong Haochen said: "Then you have to send it yourself, you don't even think that I am much prettier than you, what if she takes a fancy to me?"
When Zhou Caifu heard this, he felt as if he was facing a big enemy. He hugged the gift he was going to give away tightly, thought for a while and said, "It makes sense, I really can't let you give it, otherwise, if she takes a fancy to you, then Where am I going to cry?"
"So, you have to go by yourself." Gong Haochen said with a smile.
Zhou Caifu nodded quickly and said, "You're right, I have to deliver it myself, then you can accompany me to embolden me, but you can't show your face!"
"Don't reveal, don't reveal, promise not to reveal!" Gong Haochen laughed.
Therefore, Gong Haochen accompanied Zhou Caifu to the Purple Garden of the Pill Medicine Academy, and looked for the girl Zhou Caifu liked. Perhaps because he was with him, Zhou Caifu was a little bolder. When he saw that girl was coming, he still Don't forget to let Gong Haochen hide.
Gong Haochen hid behind a tree, dumbfounded, not to disturb the relationship between elder brother and sister-in-law. He wanted to see his sister-in-law again, but he hadn't seen her since she left in the previous life, and it has been more than 200 years.
Just as I was about to poke my head out to see my sister-in-law who is still very young, I saw two figures in a corner not far from Ziyuan, looking suspiciously sneaky.
One of them was a bit like Jiang Li. Thinking of the things Jiang Li did in his previous life, Gong Haochen was driven by curiosity to follow him immediately, wanting to see who Jiang Li was going to see?
When he came to the corner next to Ziyuan and slowly poked his head over to look, he found that Jiang Li was right in front of him, and the person standing opposite Jiang Li was a disciple of the Danyao Academy. For a while, I couldn't remember who the other party was.
The disciple was very respectful when facing Jiang Li, and he didn't know what the two said, so the disciple nodded and left. Seeing that Jiang Li was about to turn around, Gong Haochen immediately walked away. Run into Jiang Li.
All the way back to the dormitory, Gong Haochen kept thinking about who the disciple of the elixir academy he met with Jiang Li was, but he couldn't remember it all the time, and it was only when he entered the dormitory that he remembered that he had forgotten about Zhou Caifu.
I don't know if the boss confessed successfully?Gong Haochen thought in his heart.
That night, Zhou Caifu didn't go back to the dormitory, and Liu Wenqing also went out with his tutor because of something else. Gong Haochen was the only one in the dormitory. As usual, Gong Haochen began to study the notebook that Wuyue left him.
In the next two days, Zhou Caifu still did not return. Gong Haochen went to the Medicinal Medicine Institute to inquire about Zhou Caifu's situation. After learning that Zhou Caifu had left with a girl that day, he thought it must be a successful confession, and went out with his sister-in-law.
Really, Gong Haochen was happy for Zhou Caifu in his heart since he had just confessed to such a big progress.
And the three-day appointment between him and Nie Yitian also arrived. On this day, the mission hall of the Martial Arts Institute issued a mission to investigate the reasons for the inexplicable deaths of nearby villagers, and the mission was not limited to anyone.
Lin Zhen and Gu Jing immediately took over the task, and Gong Haochen also followed.
"Junior brother, you have only been in Tianxuanzong for half a month, logically you shouldn't be accepting the task now." Gu Jing looked at Gong Haochen, who was only at the peak of the earth element, and said worriedly.
Gong Haochen said: "Senior Sister Jing, don't worry, I have my own measure."
After coming out of Tianxuanzong, the three of them brought several other mentor's disciples down the mountain together, and came to a nearby grove, where Nie Yitian was already waiting for them to pass.
Gu Jing pulled Lin Zhen and said, "You are really no match for him, and you will only be beaten and humiliated if you go."
Lin Zhen said: "No matter what, I will fight again. I can't let him keep harassing you!"
Gong Haochen on the side said: "Senior Sister Jing, Senior Brother Zhen, don't go there first, let me meet him for a while."
"No!" Gu Jing and Lin Zhen objected at the same time.
Gong Haochen said again: "Trust me, I guarantee that after this time, he will never dare to harass our senior sister again."
"But you are at the peak of Earth Yuan, and Nie Yitian is already at the third level of Tian Yuan, so you are no match for him at all." Gu Jing definitely couldn't let Gong Haochen go alone, it was obvious that he would be sent home to be abused!
Gong Haochen thought for a while and said, "Then you guys should hide not far from me. If something happens to me, can you rush out and help me?"
"Junior brother, why do you have to be alone? This is a matter between me and Nie." Lin Zhen was puzzled, Gong Haochen glanced at him and said: "Because you are too reckless, I am afraid that you will be photographed as soon as you go." up."
Lin Zhen: ...can you save him some face?
Gong Haochen said again: "You can't deal with people like Nie Yitian with ordinary methods, you have to use a different method. You can just look at me. When I call out, you will come out."
After saying that, Gong Haochen walked towards the place agreed with Nie Tiantian, Gu Jing, Lin Zhen, and several other disciples who were on the same mission hid nearby and watched.
Not long after, Gong Haochen saw Nie Yitian, who was wearing blue clothes, leaning against a tree bored, and there were several other disciples beside him.
When Gong Haochen walked over, Nie Yitian and the others immediately looked over. They looked left and right but didn't see Lin Zhen, so they saw Nie Yitian mockingly smiled and said, "Boy, are you alone?"
Gong Haochen smiled as he walked: "Yes, alone, I'm afraid half of them will come and scare you!"
Nie Yitian: ...
"I'm really not afraid of death, just because you, a new disciple at the peak of Earth Yuan, dare to challenge me." Nie Tiantian said disdainfully.
"If I can make you lie on the ground and let you scold yourself, what will you do?" Gong Haochen asked.
When Nie Yitian and his companions heard this, they burst out laughing immediately, and only heard Nie Yitian say: "If you really have the ability to let me lie on the ground and let me scold myself, I will worship you as my eldest brother from now on, and let you do whatever you want." Send!"
"Also, don't harass my senior sister, and don't trouble Senior Brother Zhen!" Gong Haochen said.
Nie Yitian immediately said: "Okay!"
"This is what you said, don't go back on your word!" Gong Haochen said.
"I want to repent, I will cut my own tongue now!" Nie Tiantian said firmly.
"Okay! Then let's make a simple one. As long as you understand the picture in my hand, I am willing to lie on the ground and let you beat me up. I promise not to fight back." Gong Haochen took out a piece of paper and unfolded it in front of him. .
Nie Tiantian immediately said "Okay" and walked towards Gong Haochen, staring at the picture on the paper.
Watching and watching, Nie Tiantian's head slowly tilted to the side, and then it became more and more tilted, and finally with a "boom", he fell to the ground.
Nie Yitian, who fell to the ground, didn't realize that he was lying on the ground at all. Instead, he pointed to the painting in Gong Haochen's hand with surprise and said, "I understand! This is a poem!"
Gong Haochen smiled slightly, he looked at the person lying on the ground and asked: "What's the name of the poem?"
"Wait a minute, let me see... I'm a stupid ass." Nie Yitian looked carefully, and then read out, and Nie Yitian's companion also read out.
"Hahaha, yes, you are indeed a stupid ass." Gong Haochen laughed and put away the piece of paper.
As soon as the paper was put away, Nie Tiantian and his companions seemed to come back to their senses, only to realize that they were all lying on the ground, their expressions changed immediately, and they were about to get up, but Gong Haochen stepped on them He bent his head and looked at Nie Tiantian who was lying on the ground and said, "What? Did I let you lie on the ground and make you scold yourself?"
"What the hell did you do! There was something wrong with that painting just now!" Nie Yitian had already realized what he said just now, and immediately cursed angrily.
"Nie Yitian, I'll kill you today!" Lin Zhen was so excited that he was about to break free from Gu Jing's hand and rush over when Gong Haochen called out, "Senior brother Zhen, don't be impulsive."
When Gu Jing heard Gong Haochen's voice, she immediately said: "Haochen, hurry up and persuade you Senior Brother Zhen, he is no match for Nie Tiantian at all, if we really want to fight, he will definitely suffer."
"Junior brother, if you try to persuade me, it's tantamount to opposing me!" Lin Zhen said angrily.
Gong Haochen glanced at the arrogant Nie Yitian on the opposite side, and said: "I remember that our Martial Daoist Academy will have disciples going out on missions in three days, why don't you all go out to participate in missions at that time, and when you leave Tianxuanzong, you will fight in the dark No one cares about it, but it doesn’t work here, if you are caught, you will be punished.”
Gu Jing looked at Gong Haochen with a surprised face and said, "Haochen, I asked you to persuade Brother Zhen, not to encourage them to go out and fight!"
"Senior Sister, just let Senior Brother Zhen behave well once. The most painful thing for a man is that he can't protect the person he likes with his own ability." Gong Haochen said.
"But, he is not Nie Yitian's opponent at all." Gu Jing worried.
"It's okay, just trust Senior Brother Yi Huizhen." Gong Haochen said.
Lin Zhen who was on the side immediately said: "Just do what the younger brother said, Nie Yitian, how dare you!"
"Why not? Let's go out to pick up the mission together!" Nie Yitian immediately agreed.
They agreed to pick up the task together in three days, and they left in one day.
Gu Jing came to Gong Haochen and said, "Junior brother, how can you agree to such a thing with them? Nie Yitian is very capable, much stronger than your senior brother Zhen. Your senior brother Zhen is not his opponent at all."
Gong Haochen comforted her with a smile: "Senior sister, don't worry, after three days Nie Yitian will never pester you again."
After finishing speaking, Gong Haochen left. After delivering lunch to Ah Jue, he returned to the dormitory. As soon as he entered the dormitory, Zhou Caifu pulled him out: "Second brother, you have to do elder brother a favor."
"What are you doing? Brother." Gong Haochen asked.
Zhou Caifu showed an embarrassed look and said, "Brother, I fell in love with a beautiful girl and wanted to give her something, but I dare not give it. Second brother, do me a favor, how about sending something there?"
Hearing Zhou Caifu's words, Gong Haochen remembered that Zhou Caifu had a girlfriend when he entered Tianxuanzong in his previous life. It is said that he chased after a long time to catch up with a very beautiful girl.
That girl was moved by Zhou Caifu's talent, now hearing what Zhou Caifu said, could it be that this is the time when the eldest brother started to pursue his sister-in-law?
Thinking of the fact that Zhou Caifu was killed by Gong Zhiqi in his previous life because of him, the sister-in-law who learned of Zhou Caifu's death was devastated, and stood alone in front of Zhou Caifu's grave, refusing to leave for a whole month, and then one day he went to persuade the sister-in-law At that time, I found that my sister-in-law had disappeared, and I saw only a sentence left on the grave - the heart is as dead as the body, and the walking dead is like a walking flesh.
After that, he never saw his sister-in-law again, and he never heard of her sister-in-law until he left the mainland.
A deep sense of guilt welled up in his heart, Gong Haochen looked at Zhou Caifu in front of him with a smile and said: "Brother asks to help, and younger brother naturally has no reason not to help, but I think it's better for you to deliver the things yourself! You If you dare not go, I can go with you."
"I, I don't dare... I'm so fat, I'm afraid of being rejected by her." Zhou Caifu said embarrassedly.
Gong Haochen said: "Then you have to send it yourself, you don't even think that I am much prettier than you, what if she takes a fancy to me?"
When Zhou Caifu heard this, he felt as if he was facing a big enemy. He hugged the gift he was going to give away tightly, thought for a while and said, "It makes sense, I really can't let you give it, otherwise, if she takes a fancy to you, then Where am I going to cry?"
"So, you have to go by yourself." Gong Haochen said with a smile.
Zhou Caifu nodded quickly and said, "You're right, I have to deliver it myself, then you can accompany me to embolden me, but you can't show your face!"
"Don't reveal, don't reveal, promise not to reveal!" Gong Haochen laughed.
Therefore, Gong Haochen accompanied Zhou Caifu to the Purple Garden of the Pill Medicine Academy, and looked for the girl Zhou Caifu liked. Perhaps because he was with him, Zhou Caifu was a little bolder. When he saw that girl was coming, he still Don't forget to let Gong Haochen hide.
Gong Haochen hid behind a tree, dumbfounded, not to disturb the relationship between elder brother and sister-in-law. He wanted to see his sister-in-law again, but he hadn't seen her since she left in the previous life, and it has been more than 200 years.
Just as I was about to poke my head out to see my sister-in-law who is still very young, I saw two figures in a corner not far from Ziyuan, looking suspiciously sneaky.
One of them was a bit like Jiang Li. Thinking of the things Jiang Li did in his previous life, Gong Haochen was driven by curiosity to follow him immediately, wanting to see who Jiang Li was going to see?
When he came to the corner next to Ziyuan and slowly poked his head over to look, he found that Jiang Li was right in front of him, and the person standing opposite Jiang Li was a disciple of the Danyao Academy. For a while, I couldn't remember who the other party was.
The disciple was very respectful when facing Jiang Li, and he didn't know what the two said, so the disciple nodded and left. Seeing that Jiang Li was about to turn around, Gong Haochen immediately walked away. Run into Jiang Li.
All the way back to the dormitory, Gong Haochen kept thinking about who the disciple of the elixir academy he met with Jiang Li was, but he couldn't remember it all the time, and it was only when he entered the dormitory that he remembered that he had forgotten about Zhou Caifu.
I don't know if the boss confessed successfully?Gong Haochen thought in his heart.
That night, Zhou Caifu didn't go back to the dormitory, and Liu Wenqing also went out with his tutor because of something else. Gong Haochen was the only one in the dormitory. As usual, Gong Haochen began to study the notebook that Wuyue left him.
In the next two days, Zhou Caifu still did not return. Gong Haochen went to the Medicinal Medicine Institute to inquire about Zhou Caifu's situation. After learning that Zhou Caifu had left with a girl that day, he thought it must be a successful confession, and went out with his sister-in-law.
Really, Gong Haochen was happy for Zhou Caifu in his heart since he had just confessed to such a big progress.
And the three-day appointment between him and Nie Yitian also arrived. On this day, the mission hall of the Martial Arts Institute issued a mission to investigate the reasons for the inexplicable deaths of nearby villagers, and the mission was not limited to anyone.
Lin Zhen and Gu Jing immediately took over the task, and Gong Haochen also followed.
"Junior brother, you have only been in Tianxuanzong for half a month, logically you shouldn't be accepting the task now." Gu Jing looked at Gong Haochen, who was only at the peak of the earth element, and said worriedly.
Gong Haochen said: "Senior Sister Jing, don't worry, I have my own measure."
After coming out of Tianxuanzong, the three of them brought several other mentor's disciples down the mountain together, and came to a nearby grove, where Nie Yitian was already waiting for them to pass.
Gu Jing pulled Lin Zhen and said, "You are really no match for him, and you will only be beaten and humiliated if you go."
Lin Zhen said: "No matter what, I will fight again. I can't let him keep harassing you!"
Gong Haochen on the side said: "Senior Sister Jing, Senior Brother Zhen, don't go there first, let me meet him for a while."
"No!" Gu Jing and Lin Zhen objected at the same time.
Gong Haochen said again: "Trust me, I guarantee that after this time, he will never dare to harass our senior sister again."
"But you are at the peak of Earth Yuan, and Nie Yitian is already at the third level of Tian Yuan, so you are no match for him at all." Gu Jing definitely couldn't let Gong Haochen go alone, it was obvious that he would be sent home to be abused!
Gong Haochen thought for a while and said, "Then you guys should hide not far from me. If something happens to me, can you rush out and help me?"
"Junior brother, why do you have to be alone? This is a matter between me and Nie." Lin Zhen was puzzled, Gong Haochen glanced at him and said: "Because you are too reckless, I am afraid that you will be photographed as soon as you go." up."
Lin Zhen: ...can you save him some face?
Gong Haochen said again: "You can't deal with people like Nie Yitian with ordinary methods, you have to use a different method. You can just look at me. When I call out, you will come out."
After saying that, Gong Haochen walked towards the place agreed with Nie Tiantian, Gu Jing, Lin Zhen, and several other disciples who were on the same mission hid nearby and watched.
Not long after, Gong Haochen saw Nie Yitian, who was wearing blue clothes, leaning against a tree bored, and there were several other disciples beside him.
When Gong Haochen walked over, Nie Yitian and the others immediately looked over. They looked left and right but didn't see Lin Zhen, so they saw Nie Yitian mockingly smiled and said, "Boy, are you alone?"
Gong Haochen smiled as he walked: "Yes, alone, I'm afraid half of them will come and scare you!"
Nie Yitian: ...
"I'm really not afraid of death, just because you, a new disciple at the peak of Earth Yuan, dare to challenge me." Nie Tiantian said disdainfully.
"If I can make you lie on the ground and let you scold yourself, what will you do?" Gong Haochen asked.
When Nie Yitian and his companions heard this, they burst out laughing immediately, and only heard Nie Yitian say: "If you really have the ability to let me lie on the ground and let me scold myself, I will worship you as my eldest brother from now on, and let you do whatever you want." Send!"
"Also, don't harass my senior sister, and don't trouble Senior Brother Zhen!" Gong Haochen said.
Nie Yitian immediately said: "Okay!"
"This is what you said, don't go back on your word!" Gong Haochen said.
"I want to repent, I will cut my own tongue now!" Nie Tiantian said firmly.
"Okay! Then let's make a simple one. As long as you understand the picture in my hand, I am willing to lie on the ground and let you beat me up. I promise not to fight back." Gong Haochen took out a piece of paper and unfolded it in front of him. .
Nie Tiantian immediately said "Okay" and walked towards Gong Haochen, staring at the picture on the paper.
Watching and watching, Nie Tiantian's head slowly tilted to the side, and then it became more and more tilted, and finally with a "boom", he fell to the ground.
Nie Yitian, who fell to the ground, didn't realize that he was lying on the ground at all. Instead, he pointed to the painting in Gong Haochen's hand with surprise and said, "I understand! This is a poem!"
Gong Haochen smiled slightly, he looked at the person lying on the ground and asked: "What's the name of the poem?"
"Wait a minute, let me see... I'm a stupid ass." Nie Yitian looked carefully, and then read out, and Nie Yitian's companion also read out.
"Hahaha, yes, you are indeed a stupid ass." Gong Haochen laughed and put away the piece of paper.
As soon as the paper was put away, Nie Tiantian and his companions seemed to come back to their senses, only to realize that they were all lying on the ground, their expressions changed immediately, and they were about to get up, but Gong Haochen stepped on them He bent his head and looked at Nie Tiantian who was lying on the ground and said, "What? Did I let you lie on the ground and make you scold yourself?"
"What the hell did you do! There was something wrong with that painting just now!" Nie Yitian had already realized what he said just now, and immediately cursed angrily.
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