[Comprehensive] Lovely and charming villain

The food in the human world is very average. Those people regard him as a holy existence, and always offer him something like fruit, and never see meat.

It was boring for him to stay inside the seal, but somehow he felt that the outside world was also quite boring.

Something in the dark seemed to tell him that he had important things to do, but he had no idea what to do.

Turning over in annoyance, he thought to himself, at least he could turn over, it was much better than last time.

etc?last time?Was it the last time it was sealed like this?Why is there no impression at all?

Probably feeling the emotions of the gods enshrined, the child guarding outside hesitated for a moment, and asked softly: "Is the god uncomfortable?"

"..." Lord Shenming didn't answer her.

The child didn't pay much attention to it. There is something about protecting the gods of their country. The adults have told them countless times.

But I didn't see anyone in there really replied.

Maybe it's just the delusions of adults?After all, the outside world is so chaotic, a small country like theirs with extremely poor self-protection ability may be destroyed one day.

At this time, there is a god, let them imagine it, and let them have a little spiritual sustenance.

Although small, the child was unusually precocious.He doesn't care as much about ghosts and gods as those devout adults.

It was really boring to stay there, so he asked again: "Does God have a stomachache? Or do you want to go to the bathroom?"

"You're always in there, so you have to come out to go to the toilet anyway... Well, maybe there is a toilet in there."

"I don't shit."

Suddenly, there seemed to be such a voice in my ears.

The child froze for a moment, then tremblingly asked: "Is...is it Lord Shenming?"

"Fuck your ass." The god replied, "I don't need you to do it for me."

... This god is... quite unexpected.

But anyway, it is better than nothing.

So the child regarded the god as a tree hole, and complained to him every day.

The spit god wished to rush out and give him a good meal, so that he would not think about messy things. If he had time to spare, he might as well read more books.

Finally one day I couldn't bear it any longer, and the lazy Lord Shenming said that sentence.

The child was stunned for a while, and asked back: "Reading? But reading is useless."

She began to snap her fingers again and said to the god: "Those fancy things can't protect anything. I heard that this year, the daimyo should think of a part of the money to give the ninjas to protect themselves. The shrine's expenses will be reduced again..."

After a pause, the child said: "This matter should have been done by the gods."

"I don't owe you anything." The god snorted coldly and said, "Besides, I have other things."

"Then why are you staying here?" the child asked back.

"..." Lord Shenming fell silent, and the whole shrine became quiet again.

A place with no popularity at all is really too boring.Children are more lively by nature, can't sit still, and don't want to chat with that "willful" god for a while.

She knelt on the futon and began humming in a low voice.

The sound of the scales of some kind of reptile being caressing came from the stone door behind her, which was no stranger to her.

It seemed that something was stuck on the stone gate, and she heard that very deep voice asking her: "What are you singing?"

"I was taught by a master Onmyoji. He said that I am...very talented."

"Onmyoji? What's his name?"

"I don't know... I only know that it is an adult, and we are not qualified to know the name of an adult."

"yes."

The people inside the door knew that if they wanted to break the seal, it would be very easy.

This seal couldn't seal him at all, but several times, he hesitated standing at the door.

Once you go out, everything can't go back to the beginning.The more things he cared about, the less he could be free.

Best... best not to have anything to do with any humans.

Besides, shouldn't the gods be more ruthless?

The hand attached to the door was retracted again, and the huge snake body was entrenched behind the door.

The anxiety in my heart is getting heavier and heavier.

There is no time...but what is there is no time for?

Until one night, Kunai brought a sharp wind and extinguished the eternally burning candles in the shrine.The tassels and white paper on Shimenawa kept shaking, as if someone was running fast on it.

The girl guarding the shrine suddenly looked up, only to see a ninja with a small dagger rushing towards her.

Panicked, the girl got up and shouted, while running away lightly.

The noisy sound alarmed the snake god in the shrine.

He watched all that quietly, thinking in his heart, it would be good to die, if the little troubles that have bothered him for so long are dead, he can do other things at ease...

It doesn't matter if you don't know what the other things are.

To be a god, it is best not to have any attachment to human emotion.

But there was another voice from the bottom of my heart, and said slightly frivolously, "Oh no, if you really want to live like those rigid gods, it would be too boring."

"You're afraid of even getting close to humans, what else can you do?"

The purple-black divine power broke through the seal, like a roll of long silk cloth, hooked the girl's waist, struck straight at the moment, and pulled her back.

The ninja who came to assassinate stared wide-eyed. He didn't understand what happened, so he died of anger.

The girl knelt behind the god, and saw the man standing in front of her slowly retract his hand and look sideways at her.

Youyue hangs in the air, the imprint on the man's cheek seems to be smiling, but there is a bit of calmness.

The girl was stunned for a while, and then slowly asked: "My lord...don't you squat at home?"

The god raised his eyebrows and said, "Don't allow me to go to the toilet on the ground instead?"

Qianshouzhujian was very pleasantly surprised when he received the letter from the Kingdom of Ghosts. He couldn't wait to hand the letter to Qianshoufeijian, saying: "The other side said that they can return the board directly."

Itama is Zhujian's fourth younger brother, and when he was just three years old, he was taken away by an "onmyoji" who came to visit him.

The man was chattering, but for some reason, he bewitched Qianshou Buddha and asked someone to take the child away, saying that he would pick it up when the time came.

In the past so many years, the other two younger brothers have died, and now only the side and the door are left.

Hashirama couldn't help sighing, maybe his father's choice was right.

It's not necessarily safe to stay at home.Fortunately, Banjian also keeps in touch with them frequently, and the relationship between the two parties is quite stable.

However, Senju Feima, who was going to pick up people, was stunned together with Yamata no Orochi, who was drinking tea at the shrine.

"Aren't you going back?" Qian Shou asked with a frown.

"Are you a man?" Yamata no Orochi also turned to look at him.

Itama spread his hands and said, "You have to wear a maiden costume in the shrine, and it's not what I want to wear." After explaining to Orochimaru, he looked at Tobima again and said, "I have to find my successor, otherwise This country of ghosts is not easy to handle.”

"There were people assassinated two days ago." He was silent for a while, then said, "They are not targeting the shrine of the ghost kingdom, they are targeting me."

Feijian sighed and said, "Sorry..."

"I can't blame my family for this matter. After all, I was born with the name Qianshou." Ban Jian hurriedly comforted him, "Second brother, don't take it to heart... By the way, after the arrangement here, I want to take the adults Look around."

Hearing the words, he raised his head and looked at the person sitting opposite him.

The man hugged his elbows, and the long sleeves changed into snakes from the end.He carelessly teased the snake on his sleeve with the other hand, and the snake on that sleeve was also wrapped around his own wrist, and he spat out a snake letter to the opposite door, as if to say, "You have the ability to hit me Ah" same.

Between the doors: ...

He leaned slightly towards the board, and asked, "Is he really a god?"

"It's true." Banma replied seriously.

"I want to eat an apple." Yamata no Orochi put down his hand and said lightly.

Banma immediately got up and said, "Yes."

After the person got up and went out, Yamata no Orochi slowly approached the table and leaned towards the door.

Thinking that the person on the other side had something important to say, he hurriedly listened to it.

The person directly in front of him opened and closed his lips, and said softly: "You liars, I am not a god, so hit me if you have the ability."

Tobima: ...Did he really say it? !

When the man in the middle came back, his uncle was sitting behind the table drinking tea, with his feet on his second brother's back.

By the way, his second brother's head is in the field, just like the radishes grown in the field.

Banjian hesitated to put the washed apples on the table, and wanted to ask his second brother what happened, but he heard his uncle speak again.

"Why isn't it a rabbit apple?" Yaqi Orochi picked up the apple and took a big bite, frowned while puffing out his cheeks, "If it's not a rabbit apple, can it be called an apple?"

Itama: ... "If it's not an apple, then what are you eating?"

"You don't care what I eat." Yamata no Orochi took another bite, retracted his feet and stood up from the ground, getting up and preparing to leave here.

Itama hurriedly followed behind him and asked, "Where are you going, my lord?"

Yamata no Orochi looked at the apple in his hand, touched his belly again, frowned and thought for a long time, and said, "I seem to be pregnant, with an apple."

Itama: ...From the moment this person spoke, he never said a word that was normal.

"But it might be flatulence. I'll fart outside first." He turned to look at the boardroom, and said, "I'll tell you what's going on after I finish it."

It was only later that Itama learned that the "farting" mentioned by the gods was actually covering the entire ghost kingdom with divine power.

If outsiders enter the national border with murderous intentions, they will never be able to enter or escape at the edge of the national border.

He came back after a while after he went out. As soon as Banma pulled his fainted second brother out of the ground, he saw Yamata no Orochi coming in wiping his hands and asking, "Hey, look what this is? The new one prepared for me. Body?"

Itama: "...you should be sober, this is my second brother, it is impossible to make sacrifices for you."

"Tsk." Yamata no Orochi said disdainfully, "Anyway, you can see that he is not a good person."

"...Can good and bad people still see with their eyes?"

"We're not the same, you know, little one."

"You can't tell the difference between men and women... Can you tell good from bad?"

Yamata no Orochi waved his hand at him and said, "That's your problem, do you understand?"

"The last time I saw a big guy in women's clothing was..." He was stuck.

Wiping half of his second brother's face, he raised his head and asked, "What else? Can't you give an example?"

"..." Yamata no Orochi was silent for a while, and said, "I forgot, do your shit."

Banjian pursed his lips and said in a low voice, "I don't think so."

"It's too disgusting to say, it's unappetizing." Yamata no Orochi threw the handkerchief after wiping his hands to Toikama's face, and said, "Let's go when you're done."

Ban Jian looked confused and asked, "Where are you going?"

"Didn't you say you wanted to take me out for a walk?" Yamata no Orochi raised an eyebrow and asked.

"...the successor..."

"Tsk, trouble."

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