The order of appearance in this assessment is determined by the program group. The chief members are assigned to the key parts of the beginning and finale, while the other contestants are randomly placed in the middle, facing the risk of the program being cut at any time.

The unspoken rule in the entertainment industry that traffic is paramount has already begun to appear here.

Shen Xiao was originally at the finale of the first half, but because Lang Lin would appear to help out, the program crew worried about causing dissatisfaction among the other contestants, so they ranked him last and waited peacefully for the others to come on stage.

It's just that the gazes from other male players always give him the urge to hit someone.

Even though they already knew that the beautiful woman who appeared suddenly was Shen Xiao, several male contestants would sneak glances at him from time to time, looking at his exquisite face in a daze.

They have always known that Shen Xiao's appearance is outstanding, but it is also handsome, and has nothing to do with girls, and they never thought that Shen Xiao would look so good in women's clothing.

There are no extra decorations, but it makes people focus more on his appearance itself.

The lines of Shen Xiao's face are softer than those of other boys, but they are not effeminate, and there is no sense of disobedience in dressing up as a woman. Even the taller height for a girl, because she is playing a foreign girl, does not look awkward. anything odd.

His body proportions are already good, and the tall waist of the dress skirt makes his legs look slender. Even without high heels, the proportions are perfect, and the fluffy and exaggerated skirt is in stark contrast to the slender waist, which makes people look like Can't help but want to pinch.

And Shen Xiao still has peach blossom eyes, the end of the eyes is naturally reddish, and there is a dark red tear mole on the lower right, the eyes are innocent and sexy, the male contestants can hardly take their eyes off him.

Shen Xiao was stared at by them, wishing to lift up her skirt to compare whose size was bigger.

They are all straight men, so don't welcome them, okay?

However, every time he wanted to speak, he would be held down by Zhou Yi, and the male contestants around him turned pale with fright, begging him not to speak, not to destroy his beautiful fantasy.

Shen Xiao: "..."

Shen Xiao was about to collapse, thinking that these animals can't go to the next door to find a female contestant and have a good relationship?

But there was another person on the scene who was more broken than him——Xu Huandong.

Originally thinking that no matter how good-looking Shen Xiao is, he would be a monster in women's clothes, and there are not many costumes for boys. In order to prevent him from changing into men's clothes, Xu Huandong left him a skirt and a pair of fake clothes. chest, wanting to see him make a fool of himself like himself.

Who would have thought that Shen Xiao would look better without those messy things? !

Difficult to take his eyes away from Shen Xiao's face, Xu Huandong reminded himself again and again: That's a man!And it was the bastard who made him fall from the chief!

Repeatedly reminding himself several times like this, the anger in Xu Huandong's heart was rekindled, and he was full of fighting spirit.

But then, he remembered what happened in the lounge just now, he paused, glanced at Lang Lin on the screen, and reluctantly settled down.

He was called to the waiting room by Lang Lin earlier, and he thought Lang Lin would say something harsh to him, and he even made preparations for the recording, intending to make a big splash.

As a result, when they arrived, the other party didn't say a word, and directly dialed the video call of his old man.

Dad Xu connected quickly, and the roar came out through the loudspeaker: "Cutting someone else's props? Do you think you are a three or four-year-old girl! You dare to do such childish tricks, you dislike our family." Have you lost your face yet?"

Xu Huandong didn't care about this, he noticed that behind Xu's father seemed to be his own room, and there was a crackling sound coming from the background, and he knew immediately that something was wrong.

"Dad, where are you? What's the voice behind... What did you do to my figurine!"

Father Xu let out a majestic "hum", and turned the camera to the bookcase, only to see that a third of the hand-made dolls that used to fill the wall have disappeared, and the servant is still throwing his treasures into the trash can roughly. Throw in.

Xu Huandong was crazy at that time.

"Stop!" That's all his heart and soul!

Xu Huandong's roar was exactly the same as that of Xu's father: "I told you to stop, did you hear that? Who dares to do another one, I will send his whole family to Africa to mine!"

The servant flinched and asked Father Xu, "Sir..."

Father Xu waved his hand to stop them, and said loudly: "You still dare to threaten others in front of me? If you don't record the show honestly, I will throw away all your figures!"

Xu Huandong could only be aggrieved and honest.

Like a puffer fish that was used to shine shoes when it warned the enemy angrily.

However, because he is honest, it doesn't mean that the harm he did to Jun Ye and the trouble he caused to Shen Xiao don't exist.

Shen Xiao has already missed him.

That's the nature of his person, it's okay for Xu Huandong to target him, it's even if he does some pranks, but if he involves others because of targeting him, it's unforgivable.

Besides, everything in the world has a cause and effect. These people could have advanced steadily, but they were targeted because of him. This cause and effect is not only on Xu Huandong, but also on Shen Xiao.

What fortune tellers are most afraid of is the entanglement of cause and effect. Xu Huandong committed two taboos one after another, and this time he almost caused Ye Jun to fall down the elevator shaft. Shen Xiao has no reason to give him the opportunity to continue to do evil for such a guy who harms others and does not benefit himself. !

Reaching under the hem of the skirt, Shen Xiao touched the things he brought from the dormitory. Shen Xiao excused himself to go to the bathroom, got up and left the waiting room with the hem of the skirt in his hands.

It looks more beautiful and elegant this way.

A group of male contestants stared at his back obsessively, but saw the "goddess" pause, turn her head slowly, and suddenly revealed a sweet smirk.

Zhou Yi was obsessed for a moment, and immediately knew that it was not good, and rushed forward to cover his mouth, but he was tripped by someone, and fell down and gnawed on the mud.

At this time, Shen Xiao had already opened his mouth, and said sweetly under the terrified eyes of everyone: "Look again, be careful that I will cut you off at night!"

Everyone: "..."

Well, the illusion is broken again.

The male contestants covered their important parts one after another, turned back with ashen faces, and sighed deeply.

Why not a real girl?

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When Shen Xiao returned to the waiting room, the second group of contestants were already on stage for assessment.

With the words he said before going out, the male players in the waiting room no longer dared to stare at him blatantly, which made him feel a lot more comfortable.

Zhou Yi was still wondering who tripped him just now, pointed at a person, and whispered to Mu Yunping: "Could it be him? I think he has unreasonable thoughts about Shen Xiao, and he must be afraid of me Take the lead."

Mu Yunping: "..."

Mu Yun moved his legs and feet without changing his face, "I think it looks like it."

Zhou Yi immediately found the organization, "Is it? I think so too! It must be him! This black-hearted..."

Shen Xiao walked over, met Mu Yunping's eyes, raised his eyebrows, Mu Yunping's face turned red immediately, and he shook his head indifferently.

Shen Xiao laughed, nodded to show that he understood.

As soon as he sat down, Tu Yang handed Shen Xiao a bottle of water, and asked, "Brother, are you constipated? You went to the toilet for 10 minutes. When you go back in the evening, let me buy some fruit and bring it in?"

Shen Xiao: "..."

This younger brother's words are more and more Qiu Zichang's style.

Sure enough, Qiu Zichang shouldn't be pitiful and introduce such a good child to him.

The assessment of the second group on the stage ended soon, and the third group was Xu Huandong's group.

The small video is only 1 minute long, but that is the length of the content after editing. The stage performance needs to tell the story clearly, and each group takes about 10 minutes.

Xu Huandong was arranged to play in the third group, in a position where he could not go up or down. The content of the performance was likely to be cut, which made his expression even more gloomy.

After the last recording and what happened in the locker room today, the contestants all respected him a little bit, but they still acted very affectionately in front of the camera, and went up to hug him and cheer him on.

Shen Xiao also deviated from his usual alienation, leaned up and patted his shoulders on both sides, and smiled meaningfully, "Behave well."

Originally, he planned to give Xu Huandong a bad luck warning, but he forgot how much damage his current attire could have on a visual animal.

Xu Huandong was a little impatient at first, and wanted to push his hand off, but when he saw Shen Xiao's face, he stopped the thought, his ears turned red suspiciously, and said angrily, "I want you to pretend to be kind!"

Shen Xiao: "..."

Why does he feel something is wrong?

Xu Huandong came on stage right after, Shen Xiao didn't take this matter to heart, and sat down calmly to watch his performance.

Tu Yang didn't understand why he wanted to encourage Xu Huandong, "Brother, he's so annoying, it's fine if we don't beat him, why are you still encouraging him?"

Shen Xiao said mysteriously: "There is an old saying that there are three yang fires on a person's body, do you know where they are?"

Although Shen Xiao didn't answer his own question, Tu Yang still thought about it seriously for a while, then shook his head and said, "I don't know. I only know that there are three fires for a new official to take office."

Shen Xiao raised his hand and nodded, "There is a fire on the top of the person's head and two shoulders on each side, or three lamps. With these three fires, it is difficult for ghosts to get close. The old man often said that if you are called by a ghost on the road in the middle of the night, don't Turn your head, because turning your head and looking left and right will extinguish the two fires on your shoulders, and you will be easily fascinated by ghosts."

Tu Yang has a pure yang physique, he has no concept of ghosts at all, and he is not afraid, so he asked, "Then what does this have to do with Xu Huandong?"

"I just patted him on the shoulder. I actually painted something on my hand. I have already turned off two lights for him. Next... Let's watch the show."

Hearing this, Tu Yang exchanged glances with Tian Zecheng and the others, but he didn't quite understand what Shen Xiao was trying to sell, so he could only watch the rebroadcast screen as he said.

At this time, Xu Huandong had already stepped onto the stage, and he and his female partner came out from both sides to greet the mentors.

One is a stout noble lady, and the other is a soft-bodied gentleman. No matter how strange this combination looks, even though they have seen the performances of the first two groups, the male and female hosts can't help but laugh at this time.

The male host said in a low voice: "This episode will definitely be very popular when it is released."

The hostess laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten her waist, she kept wiping away her tears, and echoed, "I'm about to die laughing, hahaha...Which genius thought of this kind of assessment?"

Lang Lin didn't laugh. Before the show started, he went to the waiting room to take a look. He wanted to see what a child would look like in women's clothing when he grew up, but he was told that Shen Xiao had something to do and went back to the dormitory. Urging him to start recording, he could only leave regretfully.

He had been looking forward to the women's clothing for more than a day, but he had to wait until the end to see it. He was in a very bad mood after being preempted by so many contestants.

He urged slightly bluntly: "Stop playing, start now."

The two hosts immediately pulled back and announced the start of the assessment, but the corners of their mouths still couldn't help shaking, and they couldn't keep their eyes on the stage for more than a minute.

The examination has officially started.

The lights around the stage dimmed, leaving only the two most central ones, which respectively illuminated the two people on the stage.

What Xu Huandong and his female partner got was Shakespeare's classic play "Romeo and Juliet", which was a balcony tryst.

Similar to the performance of the first two groups, Xu Huandong and his female partner tried their best to make themselves look more like another gender, but the appearance is too hot, and the difference in voice line makes it difficult to bring people into their plots. .

"……who?"

Juliet, played by Xu Huandong, stood on the balcony and looked down, and was pleasantly surprised to find that standing below was Romeo, the man she fell in love with at first sight.

The slender 'Romeo' said affectionately: "Girl, with this bright moon, its silver light paints the tops of these fruit trees, I swear—"

"Ah! Do not swear by the moon! It is fickle, and has its waxes and wanes every month. If you swear by it, your love will be as fickle as it."

Following the lines, Xu Huandong glanced up at the prop moon. He was supposed to break "Romeo"'s oath, but when he turned his head and looked down, he couldn't help but his expression changed.

I saw the face of the female partner turned pale at some point, her lips were as scarlet as blood, her skinny hands were climbing up the balcony, reaching for his skirt, and her sharp and sharp nails It is penetrating black!

When Xu Huandong looked over, the female partner gave him a stern smile, revealing sharp teeth that obviously did not belong to humans, and there was even black blood flowing down the gaps!

"Go to hell...go to hell with me!" She yelled eeriely, the skin on the back of her hand was split open, and foul-smelling thick blood flowed out.

Xu Huandong was startled, frightened by the sudden scene, forgot that he was still on the stage, subconsciously stepped back, "Don't come here!"

On the stage, the female partner saw that he hadn’t spoken, so she temporarily picked up an affectionate recitation from the original play, and planned to go up and tug on Xu Huandong’s skirt to remind him, but she didn’t expect him to shout such a sentence suddenly, and couldn’t help being stunned in place.

The instructors in the audience were also stunned, looked at each other for a moment, and asked uncertainly: "Is this a script change?"

Another tutor flipped through the video, "I don't know, this section is not in the video they sent over."

"what!"

When he was wondering, he only heard a "plop", and Xu Huandong on the stage suddenly exclaimed, and something happened. The instructors heard the sound and looked over, but found that Xu Huandong had disappeared.

It turned out that Xu Huandong wanted to back away in panic after being grabbed by the skirt by his female partner, but for a moment he forgot that he was just standing on the lifting platform, not the real balcony. Land with precision.

The sudden pain immediately awakened Xu Huandong's rationality, but just after waking up, he found that he was in a dark and narrow space, and his tailbone was in severe pain. I don't know if he hit it when he fell down.

"Come here! I can't move!"

He slapped the ground and yelled, but there was no response. Instead, the sound effects of the original stage disappeared, and the surrounding was surprisingly quiet, with gusts of cold wind blowing towards him.

Xu Huandong shivered involuntarily, his voice trembling, and he shouted sternly, "Where are people?! Are they all dead?"

At this time, the female ghost he saw before suddenly appeared in his field of vision. The skin on her body was completely torn apart, and there was no good skin.

The female ghost approached quickly, but a sinister voice rang directly beside his ears: "Yes, I'm dead... Do you want to come down and accompany me?"

Xu Huandong was so frightened that he couldn't bear the shit. Sitting on the ground, he didn't care about the pain in his tailbone. He quickly stepped on the ground and rubbed his back, but because he was caught by his skirt, he could only flop around on the spot.

This gave him the feeling of being trapped in place by a ghost hitting a wall. Seeing the female ghost getting closer, he couldn't help shouting in horror: "Don't come here! Don't come here! Ahhh, ghost!"

At this time, the stage was already in chaos. His female partner heard his cry for help and knew that there was a stage accident. Approached, he yelled and dodged.

This is a two-person performance, Xu Huandong messed up everything, it's good that he didn't blame him, but he's still pretending to be crazy here?

The face of the female partner was ugly.

The staff also rushed to the stage, but just as they caught Xu Huandong's arm, he threw it away, and he yelled at them not to go over. The few people suddenly didn't know what to do, they looked at each other for a while, and looked at him for help. director.

Lang Lin looked thoughtfully at Xu Huandong who was huddled on the ground, paused, looked up at the position where Xu Huandong was standing just now, and found a reflective object behind the curtain above the prop moon, his heart suddenly understood, He raised his head and glanced at the cameraman, his eyebrows raised slightly.

"Bring a basin of water and splash him awake!" The director said with an ugly face, suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly said: "Wait! Take down my mic and splash it!"

The headsets of the program crew were pinned to the actor's waist. When the field workers went to pick the wheat, Xu Huandong's face became even more ugly. He struggled violently and shouted rather than surrender: "You guys kill me! I don't want to be defiled by a group of ghosts! "

Uncle Field Worker: "..."

Everyone: "..."

The field worker looked at the director blankly, the veins on the director's forehead were tense, and he shouted angrily: "Hurry up! The anti-pornography will come soon!"

So Xu Huandong was brutally robbed for a while. When the wheat was taken away, he was faithfully recorded by the camera lying on the ground with nothing to love.

These pictures were sent to the waiting room, and all the players were dumbfounded.

No...is this still the Xu Huandong with the upturned nostrils?Why do you look like a forced woman from a good family?

Tu Yang, Tian Zecheng, and Zhou Yi were laughing like crazy. The three King Kong barbies were laughing together in the waiting room, slapping each other's fake breasts and thighs, not to mention how hot the scene was.

Even Mu Yunping, who was usually quiet, put his fist to his mouth, shaking with a smile.

On the contrary, Shen Xiao, who should feel relieved the most, behaved the calmest. Looking at Lang Lin's eyes in the screen, he knew that he already knew that he did it by himself.

Before Shen Xiao went back to the dormitory, he actually went to get a pair of gossip mirrors and hung them behind the stage curtain.

Xu Huandong was in front of him during the rehearsal, so he could easily know where Xu Huandong was standing, and hung a small gossip mirror behind the curtain opposite him.

As I said before, the tiger eye stone belongs to gold, which is the wood attribute in Xu Huandong's name, and his wood makes fire, which is equivalent to suppressing his fire.

As for the gossip mirror, it was originally used to exorcise evil spirits, but it also has another purpose, which is to illuminate demons.

After the founding of the People's Republic of China, places like schools were actually built on cemeteries, and the yang energy of the students was usually used to suppress the yin energy. Of course, the education base also had its own legend.

It was already late at night when the show was filmed, and he pressed off the two lamps on Xu Huandong's shoulders. He lacked yang energy, so it was easy to see ghosts. In addition, Shen Xiao gave him a gossip mirror, which caused the hallucination just now.

Xu Huandong wanted to cause Ye Jun to fall off the lifting platform. The lifting platform was three meters high. If Ye Jun fell down and hit the back of his head accidentally, he would surely die. What a sinister intention!

Now Shen Xiao just let him fall from the elevator more than one meter away, and it was considered that he didn't make a big mistake, so he was spared.

On the stage.

Xu Huandong's behavior was so weird that someone soon thought of supernatural beings and wondered if he had seen a ghost.

This kind of thing is not without precedent in the base. The director's face became serious when he heard this, and he asked someone to go to the kitchen to get a handful of glutinous rice, and spread it in Xu Huandong's face!

Xu Huandong: "..."

Lang Lin: "..."

While everyone's attention was on that side, Lang Lin stepped back behind the curtain, reached out and easily took off the gossip mirror, stuffed it under the jacket in his hand, and covered it.

After the gossip mirror was removed, Xu Huandong finally came to his senses. The first time he didn't ask them why they splashed water on him, but remembered what he had done just now, and his face turned green and red.

The director was still cautiously probing, "Xu Huandong? Are you awake? Shall I take you to the hospital?"

Xu Huandong didn't answer, he stood up abruptly, brushed aside the crowd, and limped out, ignoring the pain in his tailbone.

A group of people froze for a moment, thinking that there was something unclean on his body, they all chased after him, shouting: "Catch him! He is possessed by a ghost! Don't let him run around!"

"Go and invite the master!"

"..." Xu Huandong was extremely humiliated.

After making such a fool of himself on stage, even if all the figurines at home were destroyed this time, he would be ashamed to stay.

Thinking about the idea of ​​being possessed by a ghost is better than being sober and shameful, he didn't dare to make a sound, so he could only run forward with all his might, but because of the severe pain in his tailbone, he jumped every step of the way, which was very funny.

The contestants in the waiting room heard the movement and came out to stop people, but they caught people looking carefully, and immediately let go of their hands in fright.

The makeup on Xu Huandong's face was stained by water, and he was wearing a messy lady's skirt, running and jumping with the hem of the skirt on his body, with a ferocious expression on his face. It didn't look like he was hitting a ghost, but he was a ghost.

It's still a rabbit ghost.

The author has something to say: Shen Xiao: Don't mess with the master of metaphysics if you mess with anyone!

Shen Xiao in Lang Lin's eyes: super fierce.

Lang Lin: ... so cute.Another thing that was used by a child was picked up.

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