I originally planned to ask the program team if I needed to change dormitories, but when I came back, I found out that the "blockade area ll" was Lang Lin's trumpet. Shen Xiao forgot about it for a while. Xu Huandong.
Since he slammed the door that day, he hasn't come back. The players all said that he couldn't afford to lose and was about to retire.
Zhou Yi made two 'tsk tsk' comments, "I knew he was someone who couldn't afford to lose when I saw him, but I didn't expect such a glass-hearted, just a small assessment, not the final rating, to be so ugly. I haven't come back until now... Tsk! What show is the eldest young master on?"
It was rare for Mu Yunping not to run on him this time, he just said: "Say a few words, don't keep causing trouble for Shen Xiao."
Although Xu Huandong was arrogant and defiant, he had a good background after all, and many people flattered him. If people heard what he said just now, it would be another trouble.
Zhou Yi was not convinced by him, but he also knew that he spoke too aggressively, so he looked at Shen Xiao and shut up.
Tu Yang was also very angry when he mentioned him, "I thought I could share a dormitory with my brother, and I was happy for a long time, but he never came back, and his things were piled up in the dormitory, and no one dared to move his things away. Brother De has been unable to change the dormitory, and I am so mad!"
Shen Xiao thought that Xu Huandong's fault wasn't necessarily the fault of this matter, touched his head, and heard Tian Zecheng say: "I think he must have done this on purpose to prevent Shen Xiao from moving in, as if he didn't get into the chief. "
Tu Yang became even angrier, stood up and said, "No, I have to move his things away!"
"Hey, wait!" Shen Xiao hurriedly stopped him, and said, "It's just spacious for me to live alone, and you don't have to queue up to take a shower at night. Isn't it good if he doesn't move?"
Tian Zecheng knew that his family was not in the circle, and was afraid that he would suffer a disadvantage if he confronted Xu Huandong, so he also persuaded him: "Yes, as long as his PR team is not stupid, they must not let the program team release this episode, how much will they lose their favor?"
Mu Yunping also said: "He is disgusting that we are having fun for a while, but he is flouting the rules of the show, and the future will not be better."
Zhou Yi and Tu Yang had the same idea, and he couldn't believe it when he heard the words: "Then we will suffer in vain?"
Shen Xiao thought for a while, "If you are really angry, I can help you vent your anger a little."
Everyone: "???"
Xu Huandong was obviously provoking Shen Xiao, why did he turn around and vent his anger on them?
Shen Xiao on the side touched his chin and fell into deep thought, as if he was really thinking about how to punish Xu Huandong so that he could vent his anger on his younger brothers.
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In the end, Tu Xiaoyang couldn't hold back, Shen Xiao took the initiative to go to the program group to ask if he wanted to move the dormitory, and the most important thing: how to move?
The answer from the program team was to let him live in that single room with peace of mind, and he would not have to move in the future.
"... lest some contestants be dissatisfied and disrupt the order of the program group." The staff did not hesitate to push the blame on Xu Huandong.
Originally they were still struggling with how to explain the fact that Shen Xiao lived alone in a luxurious single room, but Xu Huandong made such a fuss, but instead made things more logical, which made the show crew feel a little less disgusted with him.
Of course, it still annoys him overall.
After all, for a competition program, there are so many things to do in front of and behind the scenes, and he has to take care of his emotions. Do you think you are still a baby?
I also knew that it was Lang Lin who gave the order, so Shen Xiao didn't ask any more questions, but when he came out of the building where the program team worked, he always felt that there was something wrong with the way the staff he met on the road looked at him.
To be more specific, it is probably the feeling of envy with a little jealousy, and then a little pity.
"..."
It's easy to talk about envy and jealousy, but what the hell is pity?It's not too comfortable to live alone in a single room that should have accommodated 4 people, okay?
Or did Er Gouzi say something bad about him in front of them?
Just as he was thinking, Shen Xiao saw Lang Lin's car coming in from a distance, and was surrounded by a group of fans as soon as he got out of the car, so he took off his sunglasses, took photos with them and signed autographs with a cold face.
When Shen Xiao saw his face, he thought of the "blocked area ll" being bullied, couldn't help laughing secretly, didn't go there, went straight back to the dormitory, lay on the bed at night, thought and thought, and opened the small Weibo.
Ever since he discovered that the "blockade area ll" was Lang Lin, he wanted to poke him every morning, but he was afraid of being too obvious and being suspected by Lang Lin, so he could only suppress his excitement and watch him being beaten by fans in silence. .
Seeing Lang Lin put on airs of a cold male god today, and remembering about the trumpet, Shen Xiao almost went crazy laughing at that time, if he didn't tease Lang Lin, he suspected that he would become schizophrenic.
wtmxs: Brother, I finished my homework, are you scolding Little Foreigner for being a CP fan again?Do you want me to spy on the information?
Blockade area ll: ...
God knows how much Lang Lin doesn't want to see this number.He had almost forgotten about this person, but it suddenly appeared again.
Yan Jingye definitely wouldn't call him brother, so in Lang Lin's imagination, this person was Shen Xiao's face for a while, and Yan Jingye's face for a while. Kicking him into the Pacific Ocean, two thoughts are tearing him apart.
Two completely different faces dangled in his mind, and in the end Shen Xiao's good looks prevailed, and Lang Lin's sense of responsibility as an older brother arose spontaneously.
Blockade ll: I'm not cursing, I'm just refuting them with reason.
God damn it is justified!
Shen Xiao was laughing like crazy, but he didn't show it on Weibo.
wtmxs: Well, well-founded.Brother, you are so powerful, can you teach me to swear?Chirp!
Lang Lin's mind was full of chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp... It felt like the passive light wave had penetrated over and over again, and it felt like a thunderbolt, and he couldn't help it soon.
Blockade ll: ... Are you a man or a woman?
Shen Xiao originally wanted to say it was a woman, but after thinking about it, she felt that it was too deliberate and might be discovered, so she changed her mind.
wtmxs: They belong to boys.
Blockade area ll: ...
Lang Lin was thinking about how he could be a boy if he spoke so softly and cutely, but soon thought of a saying that was popular on the Internet a few years ago-so cute, it must be a boy, and he couldn't help doubting his own judgment.
Fortunately, Shen Xiao soon felt that Lang Lin kept sending ellipses, and it was meaningless to play like this, so he said goodbye to him and went offline.
wtmxs: My mother told me to go to bed, goodbye brother!Chirp!
Blocked area ll: Jiumi.
Blockade ll: ... No, goodbye.
Lang Lin was about to go crazy, he was actually taken into a ditch by this kid, he clicked to withdraw quickly, but Shen Xiao had already seen it, and he was lying on the bed laughing until he cramped.
"Hahahahaha goose..." Shen Xiao hugged his pillow and rolled on the bed, unable to stop at all, "He's still 'tweeting me'! How stupid, this paragraph should be screenshotted and sent to his fans, no , the title of the anti-follower sent to him was 'Shocked! The new actor is so young that he is maliciously acting cute'! Haha!"
Looking at the wording of the withdrawal of the message, Shen Xiao really wanted to ask Lang Lin: How does it feel to be cute at such an age?
But he was afraid of making Lang Lin angry, so he simply canceled the account, and it would be difficult to find his trumpet when the time came, where could he find the fun every day?So I can only endure it.
On the other hand, Lang Lin stayed in the hotel prepared for him by the program group, and was also stunned by his subconscious reply.
What the hell is Jiumi?Did he have a fever that burned his brain out last time?
For a moment, he really had the idea of canceling his account and starting over again, but when he looked at the chat box, he felt that the person on the other side hadn't seen it, so he calmed down again.
He flipped through wtmxs' Weibo, and always felt that this person had something to do with Shen Xiao, but as long as he thought of Shen Xiao seeing himself arguing with fans in a vest, and stupidly tweeting memes, he hoped that he wasn't .
If it is really Shen Xiao, then he...
Lang Lin thought about it, but didn't think of any punishment measures, but inexplicably recalled the feeling of being sick a few days ago and sleeping with Shen Xiao in his arms, and he was a little excited.
He stood up, walked around the bedroom a few times, took his bathrobe and went into the bathroom.
Soon there was the sound of water in the bathroom.
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The next day was Saturday, the official recording day of the fourth issue of "Road of an Actor".
Lang Lin was sitting in the dressing room of the host, his eyes were black and blue, and he had to cover it with several layers of concealer. After he went out, the young lady who put on his makeup said to the other two makeup artists, "Look at this guy. The degree of professionalism, no wonder it became popular!"
Little did he know that Lang Lin was still thinking about the image of Shen Xiao in yesterday's dream when he was under him and was about to complete the great harmony of life, and suddenly blinked and said "Jiu Mi" to him.
"..."
It was a nightmare.
When he was on stage, the mysterious encounter in the night made his expression more serious, and the players below whispered.
"Seniors don't work while sick, do they? We feel that it is very hard to train every day. Why do you feel that it is more difficult when you are popular?"
"No matter how hard it is, I still want to be popular. Now it's suffering because I don't pay attention to it. When the time comes, it will be painful and happy."
"That's true, but when will we reach his level..."
The caring little sheep looked at the stage with both worry and admiration, and whispered to Shen Xiao: "Brother Lang Lin looks so haggard, it's too hard to persist in working despite illness!"
Looking at Lang Lin's face now, Shen Xiao wanted to laugh, and had to work very hard to hold his expression, so he didn't reply when he heard this.
Instead, Tian Zecheng, who was standing behind them, spoke up: "Nowadays, many popular little fresh meats and little flowers are very delicate. A fall is equivalent to a serious injury. There are fewer and fewer people like seniors. I used to think that he relied on He is popular at home, looking at it now, he has excellent professional skills and is so dedicated, he really deserves his popularity!"
Shen Xiao: "..."
Shen Xiao could clearly see that Lang Lin's eyes were bloodshot, and his ears were slightly gray. It was obviously a manifestation of his self-indulgence last night. Hearing these words, he could hardly help laughing out loud.
They praise Lang Lin so much now, and they don't know how they will feel if one day they see the scene of Lang Lin tearing up with CP fans with a stern face?
Lang Lin on the stage only saw Shen Xiao's happy brows, thinking of the "meet the parents" posted in his Moments, his mood became even worse.
I have to find a chance to have a good talk with this kid. What's the matter with sneaking behind his back to meet the parents who are selling phone boyfriends?
Among the players in the audience, there was another person who was in the same bad mood as him—Xu Huandong, who dropped from No.1 to 11th.
After the last recording ended, Xu Huandong disappeared. For a whole week, the contestants wondered if he would retire directly, but it was too tricky, and the manager couldn't let him do so, so someone set up a Gamble, bet that he will come back in a few days.
The bettors of the first few days obviously lost. Xu Huandong didn't return to the base until the day of the official recording, and he appeared on the stage directly when the recording was about to start.
However, from the C position directly to the middle of the team, his complexion is obviously not very good.
Just as the contestants had guessed, it would be embarrassing enough to fall from the first place to the first place. What made Xu Huandong unbearable was that after comprehensive audience voting, the final result came out to be 11th!
And those people in his group were all grateful when he was selected, but at this time, none of them tried to contact him or comfort him, making him seem to be affectionate.
Xu Huandong immediately wanted to retire from the competition, never wanting to return to this place where he was humiliated.
However, his agent disagreed with his life and death, and told his family about his retirement, which caused him to be scolded by his father for a long time. program group.
"If you dare to withdraw from the competition, you will lose all the figurines in your house!" His father's furious threat was delivered to his ears through the external broadcast of the mobile phone. When he mentioned the unfamiliar term "figure", he paused for a moment.
Like a cassette tape recorder.
"..."
The house full of figurines were all limited editions, and Xu Huandong didn't like second-hand things. If they were lost, they would never be found again. Hearing this, he had no choice but to compromise, and reluctantly continued to participate in the recording.
Fortunately, before going on stage, Gao Feiyang found him and very graciously offered a pair of Cartier red tiger eye cufflinks. Although the price was not high, less than [-] yuan, it comforted him very well.
At least the guy who offended Lou Cheng still needs to rely on his breath, which makes Xu Huandong feel that he has regained his noble status.
However, as the recording of the program officially started, his feeling was quickly crushed.
Standing in the middle of the crowd, Xu Huandong felt that everyone around him was looking at him, with sarcasm and ridicule in his eyes: If you can't do it, you can't do it, so what if Lou Cheng is gone?Didn't the buttocks get kicked off without getting hot?
This kind of imagination made him unbearable. He stared coldly at Shen Xiao and the others who were joking in front of him, his eyes seemed poisoned, but he didn't dare to act rashly again.
Although he didn't know how Shen Xiao did it, but after he went back, he thought about it carefully. He thought that his own opinion was correct, and he was more original than Lang Lin, that's why he made such a joke on stage.
He didn't believe that Shen Xiao could tell fortunes at all before, until he encountered this kind of thing, the more he thought about it after returning home, the more he felt that it was wrong, and he asked the metaphysics master he knew at home, and he realized that it was a method similar to hypnosis, which was called photography in ancient times. intention.
"He should be using instant hypnosis, using sudden movements to shock you, and taking the opportunity to give hints before your mind can react, so as to control your thoughts."
People are always full of fear of what they don't know, even Xu Huandong is no exception if he is so conceited.
Having experienced hypnosis himself, he didn't dare to face Shen Xiao in person again. He was thinking about how to deal with this guy, but he didn't expect that Shen Xiao was also thinking about him.
——The cufflinks with red tiger eyes were Shen Xiao's idea for Gao Feiyang.
Of course, he didn't tell him to his face that he wanted to punish Xu Huandong.
Shen Xiao is now the koi carp in the show, and he is also the top three chief. A lot of contestants are willing to pay him for "fortune-telling" to get closer. He picked a contestant who had an unpleasant relationship with Xu Huandong two days ago.
That man had a puffy mouth, high cheekbones, and lines on his forehead. He looked vindictive at first glance. When Shen Xiao mentioned something about Xu Huandong, the other party excitedly took the bait.
"Xu Huandong's name is wood, fire and wood respectively. The five elements of wood make fire, and wood is more than fire. Although it will make people grumpy, it is undeniable that this name is easy to get popular in the entertainment industry."
The man rolled his eyes, not convinced, and asked cryptically: "I have a friend who also has this kind of attribute. If he is unlucky recently, what should he avoid?"
Shen Xiao only mentioned one sentence: "The red tiger's eyes belong to gold, and Wang Jin overcomes wood. Suppress his arrogance. If he is going to be unlucky, if he suppresses the fire, it will be difficult to turn over."
Sure enough, the man turned his head and went to Gao Feiyang, saying that now is the time to get a good impression, and the two of them jointly gave a red tiger eye ornament.But what he didn't expect was that Gao Feiyang didn't mention him at all, and only said that the red tiger eye was given by him.
Shen Xiao glanced at Xu Huandong's cuff, but met his hatred eyes, and quickly looked away.
The effect of tiger's eye stone is actually not as powerful as he said.
Xu Huandong didn't have any deep hatred with him, Shen Xiao just wanted to tease him a little, to even out the grudge, so he deliberately exaggerated it.
But if Xu Huandong persisted in his obsession and insisted on making things difficult for him, Shen Xiao could also make the tiger's eye stone achieve the effect he wanted.
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The theme of the third mini-assessment is body shape, which tests the contestants' ability to control their bodies and expressiveness in front of the camera.
The hostess announced the assessment rules: "This assessment, let us return to the most basic course of the physical performance class - imitation performance."
As the contestants guessed, the third assessment required the contestants to imitate the characters drawn from the drawing box prepared by the program group and shoot a short video.
The characters in the card draw box include real characters and animated characters. What you can draw depends on your luck.
This time the assessment will still combine audience votes and mentor votes, but the difference is that this time they will not be given performance content, and they must create independently, including plots, makeup, props, costumes, etc.
It depends on how the contestants themselves balance the relationship between acting skills and props.
"The props, makeup and costumes of the program group are all at your disposal, and the staff can also provide a certain degree of help, but please note that you only have one chance to choose, so you must confirm your own ideas before telling the program group yours. Require."
The male host was still joking: "Here comes the important point, you can ask anyone in the program group for help, but they can't perfectly connect with your inspiration, so your request must be concise and clear, and they will not provide return service."
The atmosphere in the audience suddenly became tense.
After all, no matter how well you think, if you can't express it, or let others misunderstand it, it's useless.
The purpose of the program group is here - to let the contestants understand that everything they imagined is imaginary, and the most important thing is to let the spectators understand what they want to express. This is the real performance.
There is still 24 hours of preparation time. After 24 hours, the contestants will conduct a unified small video recording and live performance on stage.
"Okay, contestants, draw your character cards according to your ranking!"
Lang Lin resumed the mascot mode of the first issue. The male host announced the start of the lottery, with a gloating smile on his face.
The contestants didn't understand why at first, until the props team brought up the card drawer box, they found that there were two card drawer boxes on the stage, one for boys and one for girls, and they suddenly had a bad feeling in their hearts.
This premonition was confirmed when No.1 held up his character card silently and announced it to the camera——
"Suicide Squad" Harley Quinn.
Clown... Female? !
Harley Quinn is a super villain of American DC Comics, and she is very popular. Most of the contestants here know it...
But No.1 is a man!
The contestants were confused for two seconds, and then their bodies shook, with countless question marks growing on their heads.
The hostess couldn't hold back any longer, she burst out laughing and announced the hidden rules: "That's right! This assessment requires you to perform a reverse performance, and the male and female contestants will become partners according to the results of the lottery, so this is a... two-person Exhibition match!"
The players exploded at once.
"The key is the double exhibition match! The key is to cross-dress! The program team didn't notify in advance of such an important news?!"
A 1.8-meter-seven strong guy said in a daze: "If my fans see me twisting my waist and swinging my hips like a girl, they will definitely lose their fans in a second, and my dad will beat me to death..."
Tu Yang's figure was not much different from his, and upon hearing this, he turned to Shen Xiao: "Brother...would you still recognize me if I wore women's clothing?"
Shen Xiao: "..."
The wailing of the contestants made Lang Lin's bad mood pick up a bit. He peeked at Shen Xiao and saw that he hadn't reacted yet, so he immediately became happy.
Shen Xiao was exquisite when he was a child. When he first came to stay at Lang's house, the Lang family still regarded him as a girl.
At that time, Shen Xiao didn't know the difference between men and women. He looked like a little girl when he took off his clothes and put on a skirt. Lang's mother felt that the hair cut by his family was too short, so she wanted to buy him a wig.
Lang's mother liked her daughter, so she took Shen Xiao who was wearing a skirt to show off that day, but when she came back to bathe him, she found out that Shen Xiao was a boy.
The whole Lang family was shocked, and Lang Lin was even more shattered——
Why did the soft and cute little sister suddenly become a little brother?And he still thinks that even a little brother is cute?
Thinking of this, Lang Lin's eyes darkened, and he couldn't help but look forward to Shen Xiao drawing a real character.
I don't know what it looks like when a child grows up wearing women's clothing?
Shen Xiao caught a glimpse of his expression from a distance and knew what he was thinking, so she couldn't help grinding her teeth bitterly.
This guy... just wait until the game is over!
The author has something to say: Shen Xiao: It is impossible to wear women's clothing, and it is impossible to wear women's clothing in this life.
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20 small red envelopes in this chapter~Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~
Thanks to the little angels who cast [grenade]: Shao’s father’s concubine Xplus, Kuruna’s glutinous rice balls, and 1 piece of grapefruit;
Thanks to the little angel who voted [Mine]: 2 Luo Qianxi; actually 1 pig;
Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:
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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Since he slammed the door that day, he hasn't come back. The players all said that he couldn't afford to lose and was about to retire.
Zhou Yi made two 'tsk tsk' comments, "I knew he was someone who couldn't afford to lose when I saw him, but I didn't expect such a glass-hearted, just a small assessment, not the final rating, to be so ugly. I haven't come back until now... Tsk! What show is the eldest young master on?"
It was rare for Mu Yunping not to run on him this time, he just said: "Say a few words, don't keep causing trouble for Shen Xiao."
Although Xu Huandong was arrogant and defiant, he had a good background after all, and many people flattered him. If people heard what he said just now, it would be another trouble.
Zhou Yi was not convinced by him, but he also knew that he spoke too aggressively, so he looked at Shen Xiao and shut up.
Tu Yang was also very angry when he mentioned him, "I thought I could share a dormitory with my brother, and I was happy for a long time, but he never came back, and his things were piled up in the dormitory, and no one dared to move his things away. Brother De has been unable to change the dormitory, and I am so mad!"
Shen Xiao thought that Xu Huandong's fault wasn't necessarily the fault of this matter, touched his head, and heard Tian Zecheng say: "I think he must have done this on purpose to prevent Shen Xiao from moving in, as if he didn't get into the chief. "
Tu Yang became even angrier, stood up and said, "No, I have to move his things away!"
"Hey, wait!" Shen Xiao hurriedly stopped him, and said, "It's just spacious for me to live alone, and you don't have to queue up to take a shower at night. Isn't it good if he doesn't move?"
Tian Zecheng knew that his family was not in the circle, and was afraid that he would suffer a disadvantage if he confronted Xu Huandong, so he also persuaded him: "Yes, as long as his PR team is not stupid, they must not let the program team release this episode, how much will they lose their favor?"
Mu Yunping also said: "He is disgusting that we are having fun for a while, but he is flouting the rules of the show, and the future will not be better."
Zhou Yi and Tu Yang had the same idea, and he couldn't believe it when he heard the words: "Then we will suffer in vain?"
Shen Xiao thought for a while, "If you are really angry, I can help you vent your anger a little."
Everyone: "???"
Xu Huandong was obviously provoking Shen Xiao, why did he turn around and vent his anger on them?
Shen Xiao on the side touched his chin and fell into deep thought, as if he was really thinking about how to punish Xu Huandong so that he could vent his anger on his younger brothers.
--
In the end, Tu Xiaoyang couldn't hold back, Shen Xiao took the initiative to go to the program group to ask if he wanted to move the dormitory, and the most important thing: how to move?
The answer from the program team was to let him live in that single room with peace of mind, and he would not have to move in the future.
"... lest some contestants be dissatisfied and disrupt the order of the program group." The staff did not hesitate to push the blame on Xu Huandong.
Originally they were still struggling with how to explain the fact that Shen Xiao lived alone in a luxurious single room, but Xu Huandong made such a fuss, but instead made things more logical, which made the show crew feel a little less disgusted with him.
Of course, it still annoys him overall.
After all, for a competition program, there are so many things to do in front of and behind the scenes, and he has to take care of his emotions. Do you think you are still a baby?
I also knew that it was Lang Lin who gave the order, so Shen Xiao didn't ask any more questions, but when he came out of the building where the program team worked, he always felt that there was something wrong with the way the staff he met on the road looked at him.
To be more specific, it is probably the feeling of envy with a little jealousy, and then a little pity.
"..."
It's easy to talk about envy and jealousy, but what the hell is pity?It's not too comfortable to live alone in a single room that should have accommodated 4 people, okay?
Or did Er Gouzi say something bad about him in front of them?
Just as he was thinking, Shen Xiao saw Lang Lin's car coming in from a distance, and was surrounded by a group of fans as soon as he got out of the car, so he took off his sunglasses, took photos with them and signed autographs with a cold face.
When Shen Xiao saw his face, he thought of the "blocked area ll" being bullied, couldn't help laughing secretly, didn't go there, went straight back to the dormitory, lay on the bed at night, thought and thought, and opened the small Weibo.
Ever since he discovered that the "blockade area ll" was Lang Lin, he wanted to poke him every morning, but he was afraid of being too obvious and being suspected by Lang Lin, so he could only suppress his excitement and watch him being beaten by fans in silence. .
Seeing Lang Lin put on airs of a cold male god today, and remembering about the trumpet, Shen Xiao almost went crazy laughing at that time, if he didn't tease Lang Lin, he suspected that he would become schizophrenic.
wtmxs: Brother, I finished my homework, are you scolding Little Foreigner for being a CP fan again?Do you want me to spy on the information?
Blockade area ll: ...
God knows how much Lang Lin doesn't want to see this number.He had almost forgotten about this person, but it suddenly appeared again.
Yan Jingye definitely wouldn't call him brother, so in Lang Lin's imagination, this person was Shen Xiao's face for a while, and Yan Jingye's face for a while. Kicking him into the Pacific Ocean, two thoughts are tearing him apart.
Two completely different faces dangled in his mind, and in the end Shen Xiao's good looks prevailed, and Lang Lin's sense of responsibility as an older brother arose spontaneously.
Blockade ll: I'm not cursing, I'm just refuting them with reason.
God damn it is justified!
Shen Xiao was laughing like crazy, but he didn't show it on Weibo.
wtmxs: Well, well-founded.Brother, you are so powerful, can you teach me to swear?Chirp!
Lang Lin's mind was full of chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp... It felt like the passive light wave had penetrated over and over again, and it felt like a thunderbolt, and he couldn't help it soon.
Blockade ll: ... Are you a man or a woman?
Shen Xiao originally wanted to say it was a woman, but after thinking about it, she felt that it was too deliberate and might be discovered, so she changed her mind.
wtmxs: They belong to boys.
Blockade area ll: ...
Lang Lin was thinking about how he could be a boy if he spoke so softly and cutely, but soon thought of a saying that was popular on the Internet a few years ago-so cute, it must be a boy, and he couldn't help doubting his own judgment.
Fortunately, Shen Xiao soon felt that Lang Lin kept sending ellipses, and it was meaningless to play like this, so he said goodbye to him and went offline.
wtmxs: My mother told me to go to bed, goodbye brother!Chirp!
Blocked area ll: Jiumi.
Blockade ll: ... No, goodbye.
Lang Lin was about to go crazy, he was actually taken into a ditch by this kid, he clicked to withdraw quickly, but Shen Xiao had already seen it, and he was lying on the bed laughing until he cramped.
"Hahahahaha goose..." Shen Xiao hugged his pillow and rolled on the bed, unable to stop at all, "He's still 'tweeting me'! How stupid, this paragraph should be screenshotted and sent to his fans, no , the title of the anti-follower sent to him was 'Shocked! The new actor is so young that he is maliciously acting cute'! Haha!"
Looking at the wording of the withdrawal of the message, Shen Xiao really wanted to ask Lang Lin: How does it feel to be cute at such an age?
But he was afraid of making Lang Lin angry, so he simply canceled the account, and it would be difficult to find his trumpet when the time came, where could he find the fun every day?So I can only endure it.
On the other hand, Lang Lin stayed in the hotel prepared for him by the program group, and was also stunned by his subconscious reply.
What the hell is Jiumi?Did he have a fever that burned his brain out last time?
For a moment, he really had the idea of canceling his account and starting over again, but when he looked at the chat box, he felt that the person on the other side hadn't seen it, so he calmed down again.
He flipped through wtmxs' Weibo, and always felt that this person had something to do with Shen Xiao, but as long as he thought of Shen Xiao seeing himself arguing with fans in a vest, and stupidly tweeting memes, he hoped that he wasn't .
If it is really Shen Xiao, then he...
Lang Lin thought about it, but didn't think of any punishment measures, but inexplicably recalled the feeling of being sick a few days ago and sleeping with Shen Xiao in his arms, and he was a little excited.
He stood up, walked around the bedroom a few times, took his bathrobe and went into the bathroom.
Soon there was the sound of water in the bathroom.
--
The next day was Saturday, the official recording day of the fourth issue of "Road of an Actor".
Lang Lin was sitting in the dressing room of the host, his eyes were black and blue, and he had to cover it with several layers of concealer. After he went out, the young lady who put on his makeup said to the other two makeup artists, "Look at this guy. The degree of professionalism, no wonder it became popular!"
Little did he know that Lang Lin was still thinking about the image of Shen Xiao in yesterday's dream when he was under him and was about to complete the great harmony of life, and suddenly blinked and said "Jiu Mi" to him.
"..."
It was a nightmare.
When he was on stage, the mysterious encounter in the night made his expression more serious, and the players below whispered.
"Seniors don't work while sick, do they? We feel that it is very hard to train every day. Why do you feel that it is more difficult when you are popular?"
"No matter how hard it is, I still want to be popular. Now it's suffering because I don't pay attention to it. When the time comes, it will be painful and happy."
"That's true, but when will we reach his level..."
The caring little sheep looked at the stage with both worry and admiration, and whispered to Shen Xiao: "Brother Lang Lin looks so haggard, it's too hard to persist in working despite illness!"
Looking at Lang Lin's face now, Shen Xiao wanted to laugh, and had to work very hard to hold his expression, so he didn't reply when he heard this.
Instead, Tian Zecheng, who was standing behind them, spoke up: "Nowadays, many popular little fresh meats and little flowers are very delicate. A fall is equivalent to a serious injury. There are fewer and fewer people like seniors. I used to think that he relied on He is popular at home, looking at it now, he has excellent professional skills and is so dedicated, he really deserves his popularity!"
Shen Xiao: "..."
Shen Xiao could clearly see that Lang Lin's eyes were bloodshot, and his ears were slightly gray. It was obviously a manifestation of his self-indulgence last night. Hearing these words, he could hardly help laughing out loud.
They praise Lang Lin so much now, and they don't know how they will feel if one day they see the scene of Lang Lin tearing up with CP fans with a stern face?
Lang Lin on the stage only saw Shen Xiao's happy brows, thinking of the "meet the parents" posted in his Moments, his mood became even worse.
I have to find a chance to have a good talk with this kid. What's the matter with sneaking behind his back to meet the parents who are selling phone boyfriends?
Among the players in the audience, there was another person who was in the same bad mood as him—Xu Huandong, who dropped from No.1 to 11th.
After the last recording ended, Xu Huandong disappeared. For a whole week, the contestants wondered if he would retire directly, but it was too tricky, and the manager couldn't let him do so, so someone set up a Gamble, bet that he will come back in a few days.
The bettors of the first few days obviously lost. Xu Huandong didn't return to the base until the day of the official recording, and he appeared on the stage directly when the recording was about to start.
However, from the C position directly to the middle of the team, his complexion is obviously not very good.
Just as the contestants had guessed, it would be embarrassing enough to fall from the first place to the first place. What made Xu Huandong unbearable was that after comprehensive audience voting, the final result came out to be 11th!
And those people in his group were all grateful when he was selected, but at this time, none of them tried to contact him or comfort him, making him seem to be affectionate.
Xu Huandong immediately wanted to retire from the competition, never wanting to return to this place where he was humiliated.
However, his agent disagreed with his life and death, and told his family about his retirement, which caused him to be scolded by his father for a long time. program group.
"If you dare to withdraw from the competition, you will lose all the figurines in your house!" His father's furious threat was delivered to his ears through the external broadcast of the mobile phone. When he mentioned the unfamiliar term "figure", he paused for a moment.
Like a cassette tape recorder.
"..."
The house full of figurines were all limited editions, and Xu Huandong didn't like second-hand things. If they were lost, they would never be found again. Hearing this, he had no choice but to compromise, and reluctantly continued to participate in the recording.
Fortunately, before going on stage, Gao Feiyang found him and very graciously offered a pair of Cartier red tiger eye cufflinks. Although the price was not high, less than [-] yuan, it comforted him very well.
At least the guy who offended Lou Cheng still needs to rely on his breath, which makes Xu Huandong feel that he has regained his noble status.
However, as the recording of the program officially started, his feeling was quickly crushed.
Standing in the middle of the crowd, Xu Huandong felt that everyone around him was looking at him, with sarcasm and ridicule in his eyes: If you can't do it, you can't do it, so what if Lou Cheng is gone?Didn't the buttocks get kicked off without getting hot?
This kind of imagination made him unbearable. He stared coldly at Shen Xiao and the others who were joking in front of him, his eyes seemed poisoned, but he didn't dare to act rashly again.
Although he didn't know how Shen Xiao did it, but after he went back, he thought about it carefully. He thought that his own opinion was correct, and he was more original than Lang Lin, that's why he made such a joke on stage.
He didn't believe that Shen Xiao could tell fortunes at all before, until he encountered this kind of thing, the more he thought about it after returning home, the more he felt that it was wrong, and he asked the metaphysics master he knew at home, and he realized that it was a method similar to hypnosis, which was called photography in ancient times. intention.
"He should be using instant hypnosis, using sudden movements to shock you, and taking the opportunity to give hints before your mind can react, so as to control your thoughts."
People are always full of fear of what they don't know, even Xu Huandong is no exception if he is so conceited.
Having experienced hypnosis himself, he didn't dare to face Shen Xiao in person again. He was thinking about how to deal with this guy, but he didn't expect that Shen Xiao was also thinking about him.
——The cufflinks with red tiger eyes were Shen Xiao's idea for Gao Feiyang.
Of course, he didn't tell him to his face that he wanted to punish Xu Huandong.
Shen Xiao is now the koi carp in the show, and he is also the top three chief. A lot of contestants are willing to pay him for "fortune-telling" to get closer. He picked a contestant who had an unpleasant relationship with Xu Huandong two days ago.
That man had a puffy mouth, high cheekbones, and lines on his forehead. He looked vindictive at first glance. When Shen Xiao mentioned something about Xu Huandong, the other party excitedly took the bait.
"Xu Huandong's name is wood, fire and wood respectively. The five elements of wood make fire, and wood is more than fire. Although it will make people grumpy, it is undeniable that this name is easy to get popular in the entertainment industry."
The man rolled his eyes, not convinced, and asked cryptically: "I have a friend who also has this kind of attribute. If he is unlucky recently, what should he avoid?"
Shen Xiao only mentioned one sentence: "The red tiger's eyes belong to gold, and Wang Jin overcomes wood. Suppress his arrogance. If he is going to be unlucky, if he suppresses the fire, it will be difficult to turn over."
Sure enough, the man turned his head and went to Gao Feiyang, saying that now is the time to get a good impression, and the two of them jointly gave a red tiger eye ornament.But what he didn't expect was that Gao Feiyang didn't mention him at all, and only said that the red tiger eye was given by him.
Shen Xiao glanced at Xu Huandong's cuff, but met his hatred eyes, and quickly looked away.
The effect of tiger's eye stone is actually not as powerful as he said.
Xu Huandong didn't have any deep hatred with him, Shen Xiao just wanted to tease him a little, to even out the grudge, so he deliberately exaggerated it.
But if Xu Huandong persisted in his obsession and insisted on making things difficult for him, Shen Xiao could also make the tiger's eye stone achieve the effect he wanted.
--
The theme of the third mini-assessment is body shape, which tests the contestants' ability to control their bodies and expressiveness in front of the camera.
The hostess announced the assessment rules: "This assessment, let us return to the most basic course of the physical performance class - imitation performance."
As the contestants guessed, the third assessment required the contestants to imitate the characters drawn from the drawing box prepared by the program group and shoot a short video.
The characters in the card draw box include real characters and animated characters. What you can draw depends on your luck.
This time the assessment will still combine audience votes and mentor votes, but the difference is that this time they will not be given performance content, and they must create independently, including plots, makeup, props, costumes, etc.
It depends on how the contestants themselves balance the relationship between acting skills and props.
"The props, makeup and costumes of the program group are all at your disposal, and the staff can also provide a certain degree of help, but please note that you only have one chance to choose, so you must confirm your own ideas before telling the program group yours. Require."
The male host was still joking: "Here comes the important point, you can ask anyone in the program group for help, but they can't perfectly connect with your inspiration, so your request must be concise and clear, and they will not provide return service."
The atmosphere in the audience suddenly became tense.
After all, no matter how well you think, if you can't express it, or let others misunderstand it, it's useless.
The purpose of the program group is here - to let the contestants understand that everything they imagined is imaginary, and the most important thing is to let the spectators understand what they want to express. This is the real performance.
There is still 24 hours of preparation time. After 24 hours, the contestants will conduct a unified small video recording and live performance on stage.
"Okay, contestants, draw your character cards according to your ranking!"
Lang Lin resumed the mascot mode of the first issue. The male host announced the start of the lottery, with a gloating smile on his face.
The contestants didn't understand why at first, until the props team brought up the card drawer box, they found that there were two card drawer boxes on the stage, one for boys and one for girls, and they suddenly had a bad feeling in their hearts.
This premonition was confirmed when No.1 held up his character card silently and announced it to the camera——
"Suicide Squad" Harley Quinn.
Clown... Female? !
Harley Quinn is a super villain of American DC Comics, and she is very popular. Most of the contestants here know it...
But No.1 is a man!
The contestants were confused for two seconds, and then their bodies shook, with countless question marks growing on their heads.
The hostess couldn't hold back any longer, she burst out laughing and announced the hidden rules: "That's right! This assessment requires you to perform a reverse performance, and the male and female contestants will become partners according to the results of the lottery, so this is a... two-person Exhibition match!"
The players exploded at once.
"The key is the double exhibition match! The key is to cross-dress! The program team didn't notify in advance of such an important news?!"
A 1.8-meter-seven strong guy said in a daze: "If my fans see me twisting my waist and swinging my hips like a girl, they will definitely lose their fans in a second, and my dad will beat me to death..."
Tu Yang's figure was not much different from his, and upon hearing this, he turned to Shen Xiao: "Brother...would you still recognize me if I wore women's clothing?"
Shen Xiao: "..."
The wailing of the contestants made Lang Lin's bad mood pick up a bit. He peeked at Shen Xiao and saw that he hadn't reacted yet, so he immediately became happy.
Shen Xiao was exquisite when he was a child. When he first came to stay at Lang's house, the Lang family still regarded him as a girl.
At that time, Shen Xiao didn't know the difference between men and women. He looked like a little girl when he took off his clothes and put on a skirt. Lang's mother felt that the hair cut by his family was too short, so she wanted to buy him a wig.
Lang's mother liked her daughter, so she took Shen Xiao who was wearing a skirt to show off that day, but when she came back to bathe him, she found out that Shen Xiao was a boy.
The whole Lang family was shocked, and Lang Lin was even more shattered——
Why did the soft and cute little sister suddenly become a little brother?And he still thinks that even a little brother is cute?
Thinking of this, Lang Lin's eyes darkened, and he couldn't help but look forward to Shen Xiao drawing a real character.
I don't know what it looks like when a child grows up wearing women's clothing?
Shen Xiao caught a glimpse of his expression from a distance and knew what he was thinking, so she couldn't help grinding her teeth bitterly.
This guy... just wait until the game is over!
The author has something to say: Shen Xiao: It is impossible to wear women's clothing, and it is impossible to wear women's clothing in this life.
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20 small red envelopes in this chapter~Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~
Thanks to the little angels who cast [grenade]: Shao’s father’s concubine Xplus, Kuruna’s glutinous rice balls, and 1 piece of grapefruit;
Thanks to the little angel who voted [Mine]: 2 Luo Qianxi; actually 1 pig;
Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:
南城20瓶;Laqueensa.9瓶;周小舟8瓶;嘿嘿嘿、18711104458、珀卿5瓶;叶蓝王道、璎珞华、呱唧2瓶;沈既矜1瓶;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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