I rely on fortune-telling to become popular in the entertainment industry

The long-bearded Taoist priest invited by the Tu family is very capable. Every time he finishes the ritual, he can keep the Tu family peaceful for more than a month. He is the most powerful Taoist priest invited in the past.

Since his name sounds the same as "Catfish", he never allows people to call him by his full name, but it is always embarrassing when he introduces his name.

But later his fame grew, and no one dared to show it so directly. Unexpectedly, he was ridiculed by two little kids today, which made him very angry.

Relying that he was a distinguished guest invited by the elders of the Tu family, the Taoist priest with long beards said bluntly: "Since you have already asked me to do the exercises, and now you are looking for a yellow-haired boy, do you think I am not as good as a little baby?" ? It's just unreasonable!"

Papa Tu hurriedly explained: "You are too serious! We didn't mean that!"

Papa Tu spent a lot of money to invite him to live in his home and to do exercises for his own home regularly, but every time this man asked for higher and higher prices, the effect of the practice was getting worse and worse. Recently, he always made some excessive demands. If things go on like this, no matter how thick the family background is, it won't be enough.

Originally, Tu Yang had repeatedly assured that the master he invited would be able to solve the problem. They had the idea of ​​solving this matter once and never caring about excessive demands, so they invited this person to their home, and they were ready to offend this person. Intend.

Who knew that his son brought back such a boy!

Although the effect of the practice over the years is getting worse and worse, it is still better than others. Now the so-called "master" brought back by my son is hopeless, so I can't let this one run away in anger.

Mother Tu also stood up and echoed: "Master, please calm down, this is our son's friend, childish words are outrageous, and I didn't mean to offend you."

Tu Yang frowned and glanced at Nian Yu, then sneaked into Shen Xiao's ear and asked in a low voice, "Brother, can you beat him?"

Shen Xiao: "..."

Shen Xiao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he thought this wasn't a fight between street punks, whoever wins would be the boss of this territory, but he took a closer look at the face of the Taoist catfish and nodded.

Tu Yang straightened his back immediately, and said to Nian Yu, "Is it better than you? You'll know after one match?"

Papa Tu turned his head and gave Tu Yang a stern look, "What nonsense are you talking about? How can the Master compare with... your friend? Don't talk nonsense, you will annoy the Master!"

He originally wanted to say that Shen Xiao was a liar, but he couldn't bear his son's sadness, so he had to change his words halfway.

Shen Xiao knew that they didn't trust him. Originally, fortune-telling was all about fate, and it was fine if they didn't believe it. He didn't have to do this business.

But his relationship with Tu Yang is not just a simple client relationship. Even if he quits the entertainment circle in the future, he still needs to keep in touch. He can't leave such an impression on his friend's parents.

A fortune teller who spies on the way of heaven is already vulnerable to divine punishment. However, this so-called master has protruding eyebrows, evil eyes, a wide face and a long nose. He has a treacherous personality and does not recognize his relatives.

And after he came down, the cold air in the living room had a faint tendency to gather there, as if attracted by something.

Shen Xiao felt that something was wrong, so he didn't refuse Tu Yang's proposal, looked carefully at the faces of Tu's father and Tu's mother, and thought for a moment.

"Looking at the faces of the two, they are both people with tall roots and plump seals. It is reasonable to say that both parents should have a long life. But for some reason, dark spots appear on the corners of the sun and moon respectively. I dare to ask, Mr.'s father Did you and your wife's mother have a sudden illness recently?"

Papa Tu didn't expect him to start so soon, he was taken aback for a moment, and after listening carefully, his face turned pale, "Can you see that too?"

Not only his wife's mother, but also his own father suffered a stroke last month, and now he is recuperating in bed, unable to walk easily, exactly as Shen Xiao said.

Shen Xiao said to Papa Tu: "The horns of the moon represent your mother. Your moon horns have obvious dark spots. It should be that your mother has passed away for many years. When you were born, you had a brother, but because of dystocia, he died in the womb, and you are the only one who survived." One. At the age of 16, you failed in your studies, and once worshiped an evil person as a teacher, and almost cut off your relatives. After you escaped, you met a nobleman, went into business, and made a fortune from then on.”

Papa Tu was already dumbfounded.

He had a twin brother who was mentioned by his elder sister. Because the medical environment was backward at that time, his mother had trouble giving birth to him, so she took another brother to die. Only his father and the elder sister who was already sensible at the time knew about this.

He dropped out of school at the age of 16 because his father married Xuxian. His stepmother thought he was spending money on studying, so she insisted on persuading his father to stop studying. Going to work to subsidize the family is the right thing to do. In the end, he found a personal trafficker as his master. If he hadn't escaped wisely, Whether it is still standing here today is unknown.

Maybe God looked at him too pitifully. After escaping, he rescued a businessman on the road and was accepted as an apprentice. He started from the grassroots. Later, the businessman moved abroad with his family. He didn’t follow him and started his own business. Only slowly got better.

These things are still vivid in my memory, and I still feel a little sad when I think about them, but how did Shen Xiao know?

Before Tu's father could react, Shen Xiao looked at Tu's mother again, "Your family was originally a wealthy family, but not long after you were born, the family situation suddenly fell into disrepair. You have elder brothers on top and a younger sister on the bottom. As long as you are of the right age, you can only drop out of school and take care of the chores at home, and when you meet a lover at the age of 25, you will never suffer again."

Everyone looked at Tu Yang's mother's expression, and saw that she had a look of surprise, a pair of not-so-delicate hands tightly holding her husband's arm, looking at her expression, it goes without saying that Shen Xiao was right.

The long-bearded Taoist didn't check for a while, and let him talk so much on his own. If he doesn't accept the trick now, he seems to be afraid of Shen Xiao.

But let him do the trick, isn't he shameless?

The long-bearded Taoist stroked his beard, and said with disdain: "How dare you use such a bluffing method to shame people! Did the young master tell you?"

The Tu family and his wife looked at each other, calmed down, and felt that what he said was reasonable.

After all, Shen Xiao was really too young, and he didn't look like someone who could tell fortunes at all, so only a simple guy like Tu Yang would believe him.

They are the clearest about their own children's character. Once they trust someone, they will spend all their wealth outside without any precautions. That is to say, they are lucky and have not suffered too much loss since they were young.

But Tu Yang knew Shen Xiao's ability. Seeing their expressions, he became anxious and explained, "No! I just told Brother Shen Xiao about grandma's admission to the ICU, and didn't say anything else!"

But as soon as he said this, it proved that he had indeed revealed something to Shen Xiao. As for whether he was tricked into talking more, it was not a matter of concern to the people present.

Tu's father and mother felt sorry for their child's IQ for a while, and pulled him to Nian Yu, "You can play around in private, what do you look like in front of guests? Hurry up and apologize to the master!"

They didn't ask Shen Xiao, after all, they are not their own children, and they can't control Shen Xiao.

Tu Yang was not happy.

Did he tell Shen Xiao these things, he knew that Shen Xiao really figured it out by himself, why should he apologize to this bad Taoist priest?

Shen Xiao could see that he was dissatisfied with the long-bearded Taoist priest, and guessed that there was something else going on here, but right now was not the time to ask.

He fixedly glanced at the Taoist priest, and frowned, "You were once married. You have a short face and a pointed chin. Your wife should be much older than you, at least ten years old. The cheekbones are tall and fleshless, which is the key to restraining a wife." Xiang, and because your eyebrows are only half-cut, your personality is indifferent and selfish, and the palace of wealth is lingering with blood that seems to have nothing, I am afraid that you have watched her die of illness and then took away the property. Am I right?"

The long-bearded Taoist priest's face changed. He was born in the mountains, so it would be good if he could find someone to marry. At that time, he was indeed looking for a woman ten years older than himself.

Later, the woman was bedridden because of a lingering illness, which exhausted the savings of the family. He left her alone and fled to the Taoist temple in the mountains to learn the skills for several years. At that time, everyone thought that he left home after she died of illness. There is no doubt.

This matter is extremely secretive, how does this little furry child know?

But of course he couldn't accept this matter right now, and immediately said angrily: "You are talking nonsense! You dare to slander with empty words, you don't know what it means!"

His agitation caused the aura around him to surge, causing the cold air in the room to grow thicker, and even the lights in the room were dimmed, as if separated by a layer of fog.

Shen Xiao usually only uses fortune-telling business, but in the early years when his grandfather was still there, he took him to see the world a few times, and when he saw this, he knew that things were going to be bad. Pull behind.

Tu Yang didn't notice the change in the environment at all, and said blankly, "Brother, what's wrong?"

"Shh, don't talk."

The house didn't know when it quieted down, and the occasional wind and car engine noises outside disappeared. Everyone could only hear their own breathing, and the atmosphere was very strange.

Women belong to Yin and are most sensitive to such changes. Mama Tu's face turned pale, she lied in Papa Tu's arms, and said with trembling lips, "I...I seem to hear a woman talking in my ear."

Papa Tu hurriedly supported her, and was puzzled when he heard this, "Where is the woman here besides you?"

Tu Yang didn't bother to ask anymore, and ran to his mother to hold her hand, but was startled by the temperature on his hand, "Mom, why are your hands so cold?"

Shen Xiao could see things that ordinary people couldn't see. Seeing the turmoil in the living room, he frowned, protected the three of them and slowly retreated, and asked Xiang Nianyu sharply: "What is your relationship with this evil person!"

As soon as the words fell, a female voice suddenly sounded in the room, repeating: "What's the relationship?"

The long-bearded Taoist priest's expression changed drastically when he heard the voice, and he turned around and wanted to run upstairs, but it was too late. The temperature in the room with the heater on dropped suddenly, and there was a gust of wind in everyone's ears, and there were still people who seemed to be there. Ghost cries sounded.

"what!"

Mother Tu screamed in fright and fainted. Father Tu and Tu Yang quickly supported her.

No matter how slow Papa Tu was, he still noticed the abnormality. He hugged his wife tightly and shouted to Nianyu: "Master, help me! As long as you can save the names of my whole family, I will give you whatever you want!"

Tu Yang still acted like he didn't hear anything, and said anxiously, "Brother? What's going on? Why did my mother faint?"

Shen Xiao didn't speak, and looked nervously at the furnishings in the room, trying to find the source of the sound.

On the other side, the long-bearded Taoist priest didn't care about the life and death of the Tu family members, and ran up the stairs. After running a few steps, he suddenly realized that something was wrong. When he looked up, he found that he had run to the first floor, and in front of him was a heater in the shape of a fireplace. .

At this time, the ethereal female voice sounded again, but it was directed at Nian Yu: "Where are you going?"

Nian Yu couldn't help but turn pale with fright, tore off a small mahogany sword from his neck, held it up in front of him, and shouted: "Go back! It's not time for you to come out yet!"

Everyone present was stunned, not understanding what he meant.

Father Tu, who has been in the mall for a long time, immediately understood the implied meaning here, and was shocked, thinking that this evil worship is actually related to the long-bearded Taoist priest?

At this moment, the female voice laughed strangely, "Hee hee, do you think you can teach me a lesson?"

This laughter was not at all joyful, but instead implied astonishing resentment and hatred. The temperature in the room dropped again, making Nian Yu shiver uncontrollably.

What's even more frightening is that as the words fell, Shen Xiao clearly saw traces of black air overflowing from the fireplace, slowly condensing into a black shadow in mid-air, the shape could not even be distinguished from a man and a woman, as if he had suffered a very serious trauma .

When Nian Yu saw this scene, his face turned pale. He pointed at the shadow with a toothpick-sized mahogany sword ornament in his hand, and shouted sternly, "You...what do you mean? If you don't stop, I'll blow you up!"

Seeing the mahogany toothpick, the female ghost laughed again inexplicably: "Hee hee."

Shen Xiao's face darkened slightly, and he stood in front of Tu Yang and the others, quietly watching the two of them confront each other.

Tu Yang watched the long-bearded Taoist priest holding a toothpick in both hands and waving it wildly in the air. With a mentally retarded look in his eyes, he stuttered and asked, "Brother, brother? What's going on here?"

When Shen Xiao heard this, he raised his eyebrows suspiciously, "You can't see?"

This female ghost has harmed many people, and her figure is almost solidified. She is obviously a fierce ghost, but it is estimated that she has suffered a lot of torture during the refining process, so she cannot return to her previous appearance.

But for a ghost of this level to take the initiative to manifest itself, ordinary people should be able to see it with their naked eyes—didn't Papa Tu turn green when he looked at the mass of unknown creatures?

No matter how bad it is, even if you can't see the figure of the female ghost, you should feel the yin energy in the room.

But Tu Yang looked at him blankly as if he didn't feel anything at all, pointed at Nian Yu over there and asked, "Are you talking about that sick Taoist catfish? I saw it."

Shen Xiao: "..."

Nian Yu: "..."

Nian Yu glanced this way, as if he wanted to say something, but the figure of the female ghost in front of him began to squirm again, slowly stretching out slender silk threads, like a woman's hair, each root was sharp, facing him, Let him have to be vigilant and have no time to take care of others.

Shen Xiao had to give an on-site commentary on the duel between humans and ghosts, and said impassionedly: "Now there is a cloud... no, a cloud of black mist comes out of the fireplace in your house, floats in mid-air, and gathers into a human-like shape, with tentacles as thin as needles protruding from one end, ready to give the Taoist catfish a fight."

After Tu Yang listened carefully, he imagined the scene with difficulty, "It's the same size as the toothpick in Niaoyujing's hand?"

Shen Xiao nodded.

Tu Yang sighed sympathetically, "It's only so small to become a ghost, how sad it must be to be alive."

Shen Xiao: "..."

Shen Xiao didn't expect this younger brother's brain circuit to be so violent, so he couldn't help laughing and said: "...that's a female ghost."

Tu Yang was stunned, "I mean! How could it be as big as a needle tip? Isn't that a eunuch!"

Shen Xiao paused, and said earnestly: "There are no eunuchs, and the chicken and eggs must be cut off."

Female ghost: "..."

Nian Yu: "..."

Don't you think it's disrespectful to people and ghosts to say such things when enemies are jealous when they meet each other?

The female ghost's hair even paused, as if she was thinking about whether to take revenge first, or to get rid of this guy who called herself a "bump".

After all, without a body, a ghost's mind is much more exposed than a human's. Shen Xiao immediately noticed that the hair of the female ghost was only turned towards him, and he couldn't help feeling angry.

——The persimmon is still soft, don't even ghosts think he doesn't look like a person who understands metaphysics?

Simply deceiving!

Fortunately, the female ghost thought about it for a while, and felt that the most important thing right now was to get rid of the Taoist catfish. As for the remaining few people, they couldn't be beaten at first glance, and they would be left as side dishes after the meal.

Nian Yu wanted to take advantage of the distraction of the female ghost's attention and slip away, but who knew that the fair-skinned young man failed to attract the female ghost, and in the blink of an eye, the sharp hair pointed at him again.

He couldn't help cursing secretly in his heart: He even said that he is a master!Even a female ghost can't catch it!

Shen Xiao saw what they were thinking, and was about to go up and talk, when Tu Yang asked in a low voice: "Brother, is this ghost woman responsible for my family's affairs?"

The trust from his younger brother immediately soothed Shen Xiao's fragile heart.

He explained: "It's the female ghost, but she is not the culprit. It should be said that she was also forced by the Taoist catfish."

Both Tu Yang and Papa Tu were shocked, and asked in unison, "How?"

Shen Xiao had already looked around the interior of the house, and had a rough guess in his heart, and said: "I am afraid that this female ghost has been refined by more than a year, supplemented with formations, and used to drive the victim, and then she will appear as a Taoist priest to collect it." The ghost makes money. He took your family as a big advantage and wanted to take advantage of it for a long time. But what he didn't expect was that the female ghost had absorbed enough yang energy in the previous family, and now it is beyond his control."

Tu Yang asked, "Why did the female ghost attack Catfish Essence?"

Shen Xiao was distracted for a second, "The refinement of ghosts is so complicated, the catfish spirit probably used some kind of heresy that goes against the way of heaven, the female ghost suffered a lot during the refinement process, that's why she hates the catfish spirit so deeply .”

As soon as the words fell, the Taoist over there ignored the threat of the female ghost and turned his head angrily, "Don't call me catfish spirit!"

Shen Xiao: "..."

Tu Yang: "..."

Papa Tu: "..."

At this time, it is really enough to pay attention to the name.

Unexpectedly, at the moment when the Taoist was distracted, the hair of the female ghost floating in the air suddenly burst out, and she was in front of the Taoist in an instant!

The Taoist was startled, and quickly reached for his pocket, but found nothing.

He was so complacent, he only heard the female ghost say that the master the family was looking for was a young boy, he put on his clothes and came down without any talismans and utensils, and now he could only wield a toothpick-sized mahogany sword as a resistance.

But the weird long hair was as straight as a needle point, densely spread out in a large area, enveloping his whole body in the blink of an eye, how could a small peach toothpick be able to resist it?

While thinking about it, the long hair had wrapped around his hands and feet, and his eyes were covered with needle-like sharp hair points. The Taoist priest's eyes darkened, and he took a deep breath, thinking that if he hurt others, he would end up hurting himself, and it was all over now.

However, before he could close his eyes, he suddenly heard an exclamation from outside, the sticky hair on his hands tightened for a moment as if in pain, and then they all shrank back!

The Taoist's legs gave way and he fell to the ground. He looked up blankly, only to see the handsome young man holding the young master of the Tu family in front of the fireplace with one hand, and quickly drawing something on the back of his clothes with the other hand.

The young master of the Tu family looked bewildered, still holding a roll of scotch tape in his hand, and stood against the fireplace at a loss, while still asking: "Brother, is that catfish spirit really crazy? He was yelling and screaming over there." what?"

He was the only one in the audience who couldn't see any female ghosts. It was too boring to just stand like this.

Shen Xiao stared at his back intently, his fingertips swiftly slid across his clothes, leaving bloodstains along the way, the handwriting seemed to be scrawled and messy, but upon closer inspection, there was an inexplicably awesome power in it.

In the blink of an eye just now, Shen Xiao suddenly remembered what his grandfather said, only a virgin who is pure and kind and has a pure yang constitution can not be disturbed by evil things.

He knew the date of Tu Yang's birth. He asked Tu's father the exact time just now, and he was sure that he was the pure yang little virgin that his grandfather had mentioned.

Although Taoist priests are extremely heinous, human crimes are punished by human laws, and no evil spirits can be tolerated.

At that time, saving people was the most important thing, and Shen Xiao didn't have time to find other weapons, so he could only hold Tu Yang and block it, using his strong yang energy to suppress the female ghost back into the fireplace, and then bit his fingers to make talismans.

Hearing Tu Yang's question, Shen Xiao replied casually: "I almost let an inhuman female ghost go on in front of the customer, can you stop howling?"

I thought it was just an ordinary feng shui problem, but I didn't expect that someone deliberately raised ghosts to make trouble, and had to use their own blood to write the talisman.Shen Xiao looked at his fingertips, felt aggrieved, and spoke very politely.

Nian Yu: "..."

Why does this sound so embarrassing?

While speaking, Shen Xiao quickly finished all the strokes, and grabbed Tu Yang's collar hard, only to hear a "hiss", and Tu Yang's clothes were torn into pieces of cloth.

He took the tape in Tu Yang's hand, bit off a piece with his teeth, and stuck it on one end of the cloth strip. Tu Yang let out a "ha" breath to the other side, and with a clap of his palm, he firmly stuck the cloth strip above the fireplace.

"It's done!"

As soon as Fu Zhuanfu touched the fireplace, it was like water falling into a pan of oil. The sound of "Zi la Zi la" could be heard endlessly, and the female ghost immediately screamed mournfully, and the temperature in the room became more and more gloomy.

But the other two people present felt that this scene was not scary at all. On the contrary, because of Tu Yang's torn clothes, it looked a bit like two big boys playing hooligans on the female ghost.

"Bah! What are you doing?!"

Tu Yang and Shen Xiao turned their heads when they heard the voice, and saw Mother Tu woke up by the female ghost's screams. Seeing this scene, she didn't catch her breath and passed out again.

Nian Yu: "..."

Papa Tu: "..."

The author has something to say: Mama Tu: I am simply bleating!Never go back!

Shen Xiao: My finger!This business was too bad!

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