[Comprehensive] Teacher Songyang is always committing suicide

"Really. I'm doing business here, so why do I need to ask you for help outside the venue?"

Gui sighed helplessly.Listening to the background sound in the communicator, it seems that there is the sound of poop falling into the water.

"Really, I didn't expect that guy Takasugi to be able to do this kind of thing... Gintoki, the tired attribute is indeed very popular in girl manga, but in reality, you can't beat the straight ball school."

Yinshi was stunned for a moment, and when he realized it, the communicator had already been turned off amidst the sound of flushing the toilet.

...Damn wig guy, he sees things unexpectedly thoroughly, doesn't he? !It would have been even better if it wasn't for assisting him because he wanted to be Lao Gui next door.

The chaotic war on the earth is still going on, and their ghost soldier battleship floating in the universe has almost become a refuge.I couldn't get in touch with Kagura Shinpachi and the others for a long time. Gintoki's face was calm, and when he was sitting next to Songyang to read the manga, he read it for half an hour without turning a single page.

"If Mr. Rabbit is here, Kagura and the others will be fine."

A gentle and gentle voice of comfort floated from Songyang.

Gintoki confirmed the brother-sister relationship between Kagura and Kamui. Although I don’t know why Gintoki didn’t have a good impression of Kamui, Satsuyo always felt that Sayo Usagi should be an unexpectedly reliable comrade-in-arms.Not wanting to complain about when Songyang became so familiar with Kamui that he could be called "Mr. Rabbit", Gintoki still had a cool boy on his face, and said, "Tch. I'm not worried about them."

Songyang didn't say much, just let out a breathy chuckle, which sounded very doting.Hearing the breath, the silver-haired man seemed to be tickled again, but he couldn't scratch it.

Songyang became more and more gentle towards them.

In the past, I still had to discipline the children to some extent, although every day with crooked eyebrows and raised fists, the whole village school knew that something was wrong.Now that the students are all grown up, and because the reunion is so hard-won, every look from those pale green eyes is warm and sweet, with the meaning that whatever their own children look at is good—to be honest, this way The look in his eyes is really easy to lead people to sin; it seems that no matter what is done to him, he will never refuse.

Yinshi secretly flipped through a page of manga, and glanced at Songyang casually.

No wonder he always felt hot under his eyes today.Songyang wore a deep red bathrobe - that kind of red and purple hue is definitely the taste of the dwarf cedar! ——It is true that he seldom wears bright-colored clothes. His pale skin is lined with deep red, and he always feels full of color.

"Steak at me."

The corners of the soft lips hooked.

"Huh?" Yinshi immediately buried his head in the manga, "Not at all. Hey, someone feels too good about himself. What kind of conversation is this between young boys and girls on campus?"

Here it is again, Yin Shi's "I don't want it, I don't have it, I don't worry about it" three times in a row.Among the three students, Yinshi, who seemed stupid and awkward, really easily aroused his desire to bully others. He used to chase Xiaoyinshi around with his homemade will-o'-the-wisp, but Yinshi was scared and cried with his heels. He had a cold war for a month.

"So you don't want to see me?" Songyang packed up the books in frustration, and stood up from the tatami. "Then I'll go and read somewhere else."

At the end, he turned around and added sadly, "I don't want to see Yin Shi again."

...Damn it, Songyang!Knowing that I am bound by the tsundere attribute, she still teases me time and time again!Let go of me, the chain called Tired of Rubbing!

Yinshi suddenly slapped himself twice on the face, and even surprised Songyang.In the next second, the silver-haired man rushed forward with a determined expression of "I don't want this old face anymore!"

"...But, damn it! Actually, I...I really want to take a sip of the teacher..."

Although he didn't know exactly what the other party wanted to suck, but the child who didn't like to be close to others since childhood, suddenly began to learn to act like a baby with the teacher - although it was very clumsy, he saw the ghost soldier guarding the door throwing up while leaning on the wall - — But for teachers who raised people from childhood, the lethality is huge.

"Oh, little silver time~~~~~~~"

Songyang frowned, and caught him happily.In my memory, the other party was still a small ball of curly hair, which could be caught in the air with one hand to watch him kick his legs for a long time, but the one who actually received it in his arms was a big man with strong muscles, long hands and long legs. Inadvertently, he was thrown on the tatami.

Yinshi sniffed around his neck like a big dog, and showed a satisfied expression.

"Does it smell like shampoo?"

Song Yang was tickled by his curly hair, and he pushed the opponent's head with one hand, but the opponent accidentally exhaled hot air into his right ear, which made him tremble all over, and he couldn't hold back his smile Yes, I shrank my neck and wanted to slip away.

"Oh~~ found a weakness."

The silver-haired man propped himself on top of his head, his pupils were dark red, and the corners of his mouth slowly curled up.

After all, Takasugi is the governor who wants to coordinate the entire battleship. Although every look in his eyes shows the desire to merge with Songyang, he really can't stay in Songyang's room all the time.

Even so, he would never give Yinshi the chance to be alone with the teacher.Just like the recruit of the ghost army guarding the door of the room, Yinshi took the time to glance at him indifferently, and pushed Songyang down with a snort.

When I was a teenager, I was too silly and sweet. When I was brushing Songyang's hair, I accidentally touched the back of Songyang's right ear with my fingers. This guy would stand up suddenly and run away. I foolishly thought that I hurt him.Right now, he is still a healthy man with all the hair on his top and bottom. Once he finds out this kind of treasure, he will definitely play it until it breaks!

"Huhu~~ Are you so ticklish?" Yinshi put his arms around the opponent's head firmly, and poured hot air into his ears one after another, "It hurts, hurts, hurts, waist hurts so much~~"

Song Yang, who was still desperately refusing, let go immediately, and subconsciously went to protect Yin Shi's lower back.

"...Don't, don't make trouble, really..."

Songyang rarely stuttered, and his face was pink from the base of his ears to the side of his neck, as if his face had been burned by the deep red clothes.Yin Shi pressed his body tightly, and every time he whispered against his ear, he could directly feel the trembling and soft body under the thin bathrobe.

"Hmph, who told you to bully me all the time."

"...I was wrong, I admit defeat...!"

"I won't let you go even if I admit defeat. Huhu~~~"

The members of the Ghost Squad at the door coughed until their lungs were about to come out.Yinshi took the time to turn around and yelled at him fiercely: "Close the door!" He was so frightened that he slammed the door.

He doesn't know how sensitive a man's ears can be, but seeing Songyang's half-closed eyes and trembling weakness, there is a wave of evil fire rushing to his forehead - if he can suck his ears and penetrate him at the same time , he must have an orgasm at that moment, right?

hateful.

This time my back really hurts.

Yinshi raised his hand and pulled the quilt next to him, covering the two of them tightly with a clatter.The completely blackened vision fueled the frantic desire, and the sound of chaotic breathing intertwined.Under the body is the warm and fragrant nephrite that has been played with ears until it is completely crispy. A man is a creature that must meet a man ♂ even if his waist explodes——! !

"Silver time wait...wait..."

Songyang's voice seemed a little strange.

The bloody white-haired wolfdog simply ignored it.He rubbed the tip of his nose against the other's warm neck to smell it, rubbed against the other's sensitive right ear, and felt the pleasure of being kicked feebly by the beauty. His thumb touched the soft and moist lips, and his heart skipped a beat. Just about to kiss——

The cheek was pinched firmly.

In the pitch-black quilt, a chilly and cold voice sounded:

"Do you really think I'm dead?"

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"Today's theme may be a bit of a joke, but there are such minority groups in our country. If more people can understand and pay attention to it, our program will have a positive meaning worthy of publicity. Now it is connected to Junye Anchor, Yuye anchor? Yuye anchor?"

"——Here is the anchor Yuno. Let me explain in advance that the male guests who accept this interview will be mosaic-processed and their voices will be changed to protect their privacy. First of all, we are going to interview... ah... ...'Mister, I will pour strawberry milk into your py again', you really have a naughty nickname, haha. 'Put strawberry milk into your py', sir, can you share with us Did you experience the...second wilting experience?"

"Did the mosaic really hit Ah Yin on the face? Really?!"

"It's a good name. It would be even better if you can change your name, sir."

"Ah—quickly cut it off for me! Cut this part off!"

"Yes, it has been cut off. Then, Mr. 'I will pour strawberry milk into your py', can you share with us, what kind of experience is it like?"

"I used to be considered a golden gun. I can basically achieve more than 40 minutes easily. If I control it a little, I have tried it for a few hours. But it was because of that magical experience..."

(The guests lost control of their emotions, and the field manager handed them tissues.)

"For example, there is a charming married woman stuffed under the quilt—no, I'm not a married woman, but I can't find a suitable description for him at the moment—they lie there with blurred eyes and disheveled hair, you approach, approach, touch it...

"—and in the next second, he suddenly turned into a King Kong Barbie with protruding biceps!!!!

"... At that moment, it was as if the desire of the body was surpassed. Physiology and thinking reached the peak value, the individual and the world were integrated, and the state of separation was harmonious. Ah Yin began to think calmly, what is a human being, and what is the use of lust? The source of the world Where, at what point will the universe explode into nothingness?

"No, this world doesn't need the low-level desires of human beings. This world is filled with hostility and war. If human beings purify their bodies and abide by their own desires, the world will reach a state of great harmony—"

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"……excuse me."

Silver said sincerely.

Takasugi kicked open the door with a knife in hand—he did come with a knife, not even a scabbard—and saw a surprisingly similar historical scene.Gintoki Dogeza's posture was more standard than his. Opposite him was Songyang in red, who was slowly stroking back his forehead.

As soon as he saw this action, his heart skipped a beat.

Without saying a word of nonsense, he turned around and walked towards the katana stand where the samurai sword was placed.With such a violent temper, he lifted his foot and kicked over the short table with the knife holder, took the samurai sword in his hand, and the sound of the blade being unsheathed was disgusting.

Yinshi raised his head, with a sage's smile on his face, his eyes closed and his neck bowed.

... Gao Shan went up and kicked the natural roll into the wall: "Wake me up, you idiot!!!!"