[Comprehensive] Teacher Songyang is always committing suicide

...As expected, Mr. Dazai should not be trusted.

Song Yang sat at the door of the emergency room, watching the hour hand click and click to point to three o'clock in depression.There were other family members waiting at the door of the emergency room, all peeking at this gentle man with disheveled hair and disheveled clothes—the result of being torn apart by Dazai.

In the middle of the night, my roommate suddenly started laughing stupidly like the radio was broken, his face turned green and purple for a while, and he vomited rainbows when he said something nonsense—Mr. Dazai, what do you vomit rainbows for? ah? ! ——then hugged Songyang's face and began to bite.

This guy went crazy, so disgusting that he didn't even want to let him go in the ambulance.In the end, Songyang held him with both hands and walked to the hospital like a long march.

"—So, the situation doesn't seem very optimistic. Would you like to come and see Mr. Kunikida?"

Immediately, he thought of calling the nanny of the detective agency.

"Ah? Why did this happen all of a sudden? Did that guy eat something wrong?" The voice of getting up and getting dressed came from the phone.

"We ate the same dinner—" Then Songyang suddenly remembered that his body seemed invulnerable to all poisons, "Hmm..."

Now think about it, when I was making soup in the afternoon, I saw a row of earthy mushrooms neatly planted on the balcony of Dazai’s room, so I asked Dazai, “Can the mushrooms in the room be used to make mushroom soup?” Dazai was busy Playing games, Songyang answered him vaguely, and Songyang pulled them all away.

Generally speaking, the leader of Amaterasu Institute can identify most of the poisonous substances in nature, but the mushrooms grown by Dazai are too unattractive, making him mistakenly think that they are just ordinary shiitake mushrooms that are stunted.

He quickly got the answer from Xie Ye.

"Dazai recently cultivated some 'Hundred Poisonous Mushrooms' in the laboratory, as a preparation for suicide. Speaking of which, you should know this guy better than me. The things in Dazai's room can't be casually used for cooking."

...well, it was his fault.

After the doctor confirmed that Dazai's life would not be in danger, Matsuyo called Kunikida again, asking him not to come here, and just keep an eye on him in the hospital.After Dazai had his stomach washed, his whole body was weak, and he was lying on a temporary hospital bed waiting to be observed.

"I want to eat crab..." Although Dazai said so pitifully, the nurse didn't allow it, and Song Yang had to run a few kilometers to buy crab porridge secretly, and brought it back warm in a thermos.

"Pine nuts are so kind to me..." Dazai took a sip from the thermos in emotion, then turned his head and vomited another rainbow.

Songyang sat on the edge of the bed and laughed awkwardly.I'm sorry Mr. Dazai, the main poisonous mushroom soup is made by him, and I still feel super guilty.

"To be honest, sometimes I feel that it is a pity for Songzi to accompany me to die in love. Songzi is more suitable for marrying a mature and gentle man, the kind who can hold Songzi in his palm and pamper him. How about this~ If Songzi decides to fall in love in the future, let me do it How about checking?"

...Why is it so conclusive to judge that he is the married party?By the way, Mr. Dazai, are you the best friend of a high school girl?

Songyang stayed with Dazai in the hospital, but couldn't bear it any longer, so he fell asleep on the bedside with his chin propped up.When he woke up in a daze, the bundled hair was loosened, the shoes were taken off, and the whole person was rolled into a ball and stuffed under Dazai's bed.On the contrary, Dazai lay down on the bed and played games energetically. Seeing that he woke up, he handed him the mobile phone with a sad face: "I can't pass this level, why don't you help me play with pine nuts—"

I don't know if it is an occupational disease of being a teacher, but Songyang has always been responsive to children who love to act like a baby.He hid a yawn, stretched out his hand from under the blanket in a half-dream, and took the phone to watch the gameplay.Dazai propped his chin beside his head, looked over the phone, and fell on the other party's soft green eyes that were misty due to lack of sleep.

A suicidal lover who appears indifferent because of his extreme intelligence, inexplicably thinks of some far-fetched things.

People like Songyang are fatally attractive to people who are trapped in darkness, even those who have escaped from the mafia can understand it a little bit.

The problem is, he doesn't know it himself.If Songyang doesn't learn how to fortify, it might turn into a very bad situation by accident.

"Pine nuts."

"Ok?"

"Among students or relatives and friends, is there any existence similar to Oboro?" Dazai gossiped, "For example, the type who never listened to the teacher's advice since childhood and tended to go to extremes when doing things?"

Songyang was busy manipulating the villain on the phone to score points, "No. Everyone is obedient and gentle."

"I'm making a serious suggestion. As long as one's mind is once dominated by hatred, this person will never go back to the beginning no matter what. A man's desire for exclusivity is accompanied by an increase in desire. If the pine nuts are unguarded, they will be eaten." Maybe even in the stomach."

Dazai took the phone off his hand, "Do you remember?"

Songyang watched helplessly as the villain in the phone was eaten away.Even if Dazai's advice is consistently accurate to the point of creepiness, the range is too vague.

The door of the ward was pushed open by several people laughing and laughing, and seeing Dazai on the bed with long hair from the back, they didn't care: "Dazai, you bastard! Put the nurse away—" Seeing Songyang get up and get out of the bed as if nothing had happened, the four of them Two fell down.

"...Then, Mr. Dazai, there is actually a man in the bed!"

Dun obviously has a certain prejudice against his predecessors.

Compared with him, Yoshino, who was waving his fist next to him, seemed more conscientious: "Hey... Although it was my idea to let Songyang wear women's clothing at first, Dazai, don't really climb up the pole!"

"..." Kunikida got up silently, and piled breakfast and a fruit basket beside the bed, "Songyang, eat something and go about your business, just leave this guy to us. Isn't today Tuesday? "

Songyang tied his hair and smiled gratefully at him.Today is indeed Tuesday, but because I have to take care of Dazai, I was supposed to go to the student's side in the early morning, but now it is almost ten o'clock in the morning.

Regarding the fact that he has been unable to maintain his original shape in that world, he has actually thought of many ways.The branches of dragon veins have many entrances and exits in a world, usually at the bottom of mountains, streams, wellheads, or towers like air stations standing near Master House.But if there is no usable body, he can only maintain a ghost-like state that even Yinshi can't see, and the stay time will be even shorter.

In that world, there will be a feeling of being continuously swallowed by something, which is a feeling that Dazai will not have.

"Is there an existence similar to Mr. Matsuyo? Like a symbiosis." Edogawa Ranpo of the detective agency looked at Dazai's computer, which contained memory fragments recorded by Matsuyo, "Oh, although Mr. Dazai asked me to Help, but at this stage, there are still too few fragments of information. Because there are still fragments in Mr. Songyang's memory, at least two people are still missing."

A detective raised two fingers, "First, there should be such a person who knows how you lost your memory and how to restore your memory; second, there is another person who has a very close relationship with Mr. Songyang, almost like They are like twins, but their thinking patterns and behaviors are very different from those of Mr. Songyang.”

Songyang jumped the river familiarly, until he entered the dragon's vein, the screams of passers-by still seemed to be in his ears.He walked along the quiet river of light for a section, and the second subsection on the left side of the fourth section branched off, which was the entrance to another world.

The "door" is surrounded by dense streams of light, and these streams of light spread out to connect different entrances of this world.Normally, no second creature other than him would appear in the dragon's veins (except for the pink-haired boy with a game controller stuck in his head), but today it seemed a little different.

There was a man standing there waiting for him.

"Huh?" Because the surroundings were absolutely dark, Songyang couldn't see his face clearly for a while, "Hello."

The man seemed to look at the environment inside the dragon vein for a while without any trace.

"What do you mean."

His voice is very light, inorganic and emotionless, but if you listen carefully, it is exactly the same as Songyang's voice.

"what do you mean?"

Songyang is completely out of condition.He was a little surprised to see other people in the dragon's veins, so he took two steps closer.

When he got closer, he was even more surprised.

The man has a face exactly like him.It's just that the eyes are blood red and the corners of the lips are tightly pursed, looking quite unfriendly.

"Your name is?"

The twins that Mr. Edogawa hypothesized really exist.

The man with red eyes didn't answer the question.

"I see. Amnesia?"

Despite having a cold expression, when talking to Songyang, he deliberately softened his voice, sounding amiable.If you can't remember the previous relationship for a while, it will make people feel that the relationship with this person is not bad at first.

"I've remembered a lot of things now. So I really want to know who you are."

"Guess."

"Well……"

Songyang pressed his knuckles to his lips in embarrassment, the man was very patient, standing there watching him quietly.

People who can freely enter and exit the dragon's veins, who look exactly like themselves, will immediately think that they will be brothers or something.But although the other party's face was exactly the same as his own, his voice and eyes gave off an unusually quiet old feeling.

"Please don't blame me for making a mistake—are you my father?"

"..."

Even though a small vein popped out of the corner of his brow, the man still spoke softly to him, with the cold feeling of a snake winding its way: "I came to this world two years ago, have you forgotten?"

Song Yang shook his head.

"Then, what happened hundreds of years ago is almost forgotten."

The other party said to himself.

Although he didn't understand the reason, the man seemed to be suppressing his rage.From the moment he appeared, he had been as calm and cold as stagnant water, but now the sudden cloudiness and uncertainty made his expression look extremely frightening.

"I'm so sorry. If anything—"

"Songyang. No need to apologize."

The man slowly raised his sinister red pupils, sideways out of the way of Guanghe leading to the entrance.When he was reciting Songyang's name, his eyebrows and voice were unprecedentedly gentle, it sounded like mellow poisonous wine.

"Go and get along with your students. If you have any wishes you want to realize, if you have any words you want to say, go and settle them all at once."

"——and then, when you come back, I will still be here waiting for you."