[Comprehensive] Teacher Songyang is always committing suicide

On a rainy night approaching the early morning, the deserted streets can only hear the sound of banging doors.

"Hey, it's so noisy!" The izakaya downstairs was suddenly pulled open, and a loud old woman came out holding an umbrella, "Slam the door again and call the police!!"

Gui didn't seem to hear, he grabbed Songyang with one hand, and patted on the door of Wanshiwu desperately with the other.

From the very beginning, Songyang couldn't keep up with Gui's rhythm at all.First he called his teacher very abruptly, then grabbed himself out of the door very abruptly, ran for dozens of miles in the rain, and stopped at the door of the house called "Wanshiwu" very abruptly, smashing the door and smashing it. It can be heard two kilometers away.

"What the hell? Debt collection? Hey, Ah Yin has paid off all his steel ball debts. If you continue to harass me—"

The man with silver curly hair opened the door with a swish, holding a wooden knife in his other hand.

Seeing that it was Gui, the silver-haired man scratched his hair as if feeling very troubled, sighed and said, "Why, it's you. Why are you pretending to be a water ghost at the door of a good woman in the middle of the night?"

Gui was panting and coughing from running, and it took him a long time to recover.He grabbed the silver-haired man's pajamas and said excitedly, "Yinshi, it's the teacher! The teacher is back!"

Even though Yinshi's face was turned away from the light, Songyang still saw the fire that burned to the sky for a moment in those dark red eyes.

"What?" Yin Shi's voice was calm.

Gui pulled Songyang past the stairway, and dragged him to the bright light of Wanshiwu.

Song Yang and this silver-haired, red-eyed man looked at each other for almost a minute.Like Gui, the silver-haired man in front of him gave him an inexplicable sense of familiarity.He suddenly couldn't help thinking, before he lost his memory, could he have lived in this street, these old wooden buildings, or even this world?

"A wig."

Yinshi still looked lazy, listlessly leaning against the door frame, and called Gui's nickname.

But every word that jumped out of his mouth seemed to be squeezed out through gritted teeth.

"—Before I beat you, where did you come from?"

Before he finished speaking, he heard a solid "pound", and the silver-haired man flew in from the door of Wanshi House, knocking over the coffee table in the house.

...Why, why did you strike at the slightest disagreement!

Songyang rushed up to grab Gui's arm.Gui seemed to be very angry, the back of his punch was red when he just punched the opponent's face, his chest heaved violently, bringing out a weak hoarse breathing sound.

"Teacher, teacher is right here! Gintoki, you idiot—!"

A girl with orange-red hair who looked thirteen or fourteen years old ran out of the room. Seeing the situation inside the room and Gui who was running wild, she seemed to be rarely surprised, and stood helpless at the side.

"It hurts, hello."

Yinshi got up from the side of the tea table that he had turned over, and took out two pieces of paper to wipe his nosebleed.He waved at the child, "Speak, the adults, and the children go back to sleep."

Seeing the girl obediently returning to the room, Gintoki sighed as if it was troublesome again, and walked slowly back to the entrance.

"Ayin's temper is really good enough. Some lunatic who didn't know whether he was on drugs or alcohol came to knock on the door in the middle of the night, and somehow said that the teacher was back, and said that the teacher was the strange one who had been by his side all the time. The pet, in the end, gave Ah Yin a friendship breaking fist for no reason, can Ah Yin participate in the "yo! Who is Japan's No. [-] Nice Mr." draft?"

Gui seemed to be calming down slowly, looked at Yinshi and Songyang who was out of the situation, gritted his teeth and said "I'm sorry", and dragged Songyang downstairs again.Song Yang glanced back in the dark rainy night, the silver-haired man did not follow, standing alone in the light inside the door of Wanshi House, looking at the night sky.

Gui dragged him, not knowing where to go, and finally stopped at the door of a convenience store that was not yet closed.There were leaflet shelves and awnings at the door, and he hurriedly took many leaflets, took out a pen from his pocket, and put them together in Songyang's hands.

"Why did the teacher become like this? Why can't he talk? Why doesn't he seem to remember anything?"

His questions were like cannonballs, which made Songyang dizzy.Reluctantly wrote a sentence on the back of the flyer [I may not be called that name...], and the flyer was immediately held down by Gui.

"No, you are Teacher Songyang, if I say yes, I definitely am!"

Songyang has seen Gui's stubbornness before.Once he recognized a fact, it was really impossible to pull back nine cows.

Gui's whole body was dripping wet. He lowered his head and pressed the flyer, and stood there for a long time in a daze.After staying for a while, he suddenly said: "Ah, is that cover the 'yo! Who is Japan's No. [-] Nice Mr.'?"

...It is completely the radio wave thinking of jumping at the speed of light.

Songyang looked over the window of the convenience store and saw the entertainment magazine that Gui was talking about.He thought it was Gui who suddenly wanted to watch the talent show again, so he walked to the store helplessly, opened the magazine and looked at the broadcast time.

The cashier at the convenience store was lying on the counter, drowsy.After Songyang put the magazine back, he looked at Gui outside the store, slightly startled.

Gui stood in the rain with his back to him, as if he didn't realize that he had stepped out of the awning.If you look closely, his shoulders are trembling slightly.

He is crying.

Songyang, who got this recognition, was instantly sunk in the depths of his heart by an inexplicable pain.

He hurriedly ran out of the store, holding the other party's wet face with his short hands, and wiped the rain and tears streaming down his face.

——What's the matter?Okay why are you crying?

The man who had grown into a handsome young man still cried like a confused child.Anyway, Songyang had already seen it, and Gui also let go and wiped his face with his arms desperately, looking more like a child.

"Teacher, did the teacher suffer a lot to become like this?"

The man who cried uncontrollably in the rain, and the white penguin who awkwardly wiped his tears.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry teacher... It's our fault that we didn't do well enough, it made the teacher suffer..."

— Nothing.Don't cry, don't cry.

I want to coax him, but I can't make any sound; I want to hug him, but my two short hands can't wrap him around.As a result, Songyang could only wipe his tears over and over again, feeling distressed silently, but there was no other way.

In the end, Gui kept grabbing him and saying sorry, sorry, as if she wanted to shed all the tears of many years.Even the clerk at the convenience store was alarmed, and kindly came out with an umbrella, saying that he should go in and cry... After Gui blew up the three rolls of tissues he kindly gave him, the clerk's face turned green.

"Teacher, don't leave until you remember something."

Fearing that Songyang would go on strike if he disagreed with him, Gui secretly hid his temporary labor contract.This child has always had a kind of positive courage in his body. He cried a lot the night before, and then began to actively think of ways to restore Songyang's memory and his original shape the next day.

They found a secluded place to hide under the bridge by the river, and put a lot of paper and new wooden signs in front of them.

[So I……]

Songyang changed to a new brand.He still has concerns about his own identity - don't make a mistake, it made him cry all night in vain.

[What was 'Songyang' like before? ]

"It's not what 'Songyang' was like before, but what you were like before." Gui corrected earnestly, "Teacher is a very, very powerful person. When everyone sat together and watched the stars, they were all talking about who would think about it in the future." If you want to travel to the moon, let the teacher send him up with a punch."

………Sorry, that sounds scary, that teacher.

[Can I draw a picture? ]

"Ah, painting? Although I haven't picked up a paintbrush for many years, my strength as Kotaro Monet probably hasn't faded."

Gui picked up a paintbrush and brushed on the drawing paper a strange shape wearing a doctor's suit, a yellow head, and countless strong tentacles protruding from the sleeves.

……… No, no, I really admitted the wrong person.

"...Teacher! Where are you going, teacher!" Gui rushed up and hugged Songyang's waist, "Today's 'plan to save the teacher from Elizabeth's skin' has not been completed yet!"

His so-called "plan to save the teacher from under Elizabeth's skin" is actually to tie Songyang's short hands to the bridge pillars, and Gui grabs his ankles and pulls them hard.

......... Pain pain pain pain pain!

"It's strange, obviously, when I pulled it out like this last time, a fluffy naked uncle would fall out of Elizabeth." Seeing that he was struggling hard, Gui stopped quickly, wondering: "Why didn't a slippery uncle fall out this time?" naked teacher?"

... The modifiers before the teacher are all superfluous.

"Let's do it again, teacher!"

Song Yang rubbed his short hands, looking a little aggrieved.Still coming, it hurts.

"Ah, I can't stand it anymore."

The silver-haired man fell off the bridge, and despite his handsome posture, he accidentally fell into the water.Gui was a little embarrassed because he just gave him a friendship punch yesterday, but Yinshi squatted in front of Songyang as if he didn't care, and said, "If you want to see the hairy-legged supervisor no matter what, why don't you just lift it up?" alright."

"It's not the supervisor, it's Elizabeth!"

"You said yesterday that he was a teacher."

"It's not Elizabeth, it's the teacher!"

"...Which one is it?"

Gui tucked his sleeves at the back, and looked at Yin Shi and tried to lift the white hem.The result is like Newton's law, the part that can be exposed will never exceed the ankle, and the hem can't be lifted no matter what.

"This," Yin Shi panted, "this is unscientific! Has Qi Shen's super power even redefined Elizabeth's absolute domain!"

Gui looked at it, and suddenly asked: "Sure enough, you also believe that the teacher is back, right?"

Yinshi said irritably, "No."

Yinshi pushed Songyang's shoulders to let him sit down, and stretched his hands all the way in from Songyang's ankles, unexpectedly there was no obstacle.He originally planned to try to remove the doll-like thing from the inside, but Gui asked in an expectant voice behind him, "How is it? Did you feel the teacher's slippery legs?"

...So why are you so obsessed with the modifier slippery?

Gintoki retracted his hand in an instant as if he had been electrocuted.

He and Gui looked at each other, and Gui wondered, "What am I doing? If the teacher is really trapped under this layer of white cloth, you should be able to touch it with your hands."

"...You, you go."

"what?"

"I said you go! You are directing others from the beginning to the end! There is no road race!"

"Ah??? You were the one who jumped off the bridge and fell into the water and said you would help me, but in the end I did it myself!"

Gui gasping, ran over and reached into Songyang's hem to feel around.This scene seemed very idiotic, Gintoki couldn't bear to look directly at it and walked away.

"No." Gui squatted in front of Songyang dejectedly.

Yinshi turned around and asked, "What do you mean by no?"

"Can't touch anything. It feels like there's a mass of air or something under the white cloth."

Gui looked deeply shocked.Although he was almost pulled in half just now, and was touched in his clothes like a little girl on a tram for a long time, but seeing Gui's sad look, Songyang couldn't help but pat his head to cheer him up .

"I won't give up!" Gui was full of blood in an instant, "I will definitely save the teacher from this situation! Take the teacher to electric shock to restore memory now!"

... what electric shock? !

Gui thought it was a one-off, and his mobility was super strong, so he grabbed Songyang and ran away like a wind, leaving Yinshi under the bridge alone.The silver-haired man hesitated for two seconds, clicked his tongue, and followed.

It's just that I'm so free today.By the way, show mercy and give a wig to cure his paranoia.

he thinks.