[Comprehensive] Teacher Songyang is always committing suicide

The police guarding Edo quietly left the private school in the early hours of the morning.Before leaving, I haven't forgotten to arrange the children's desks neatly.

Song Yang, who was sleeping in the inner room, was keenly aware of it, but he couldn't get up.Yinshi hugged him tightly, not even a place to stretch his arms and legs under the blanket.Song Yang's cheeks were flushed red from the heat, and his heart softened and he thought it's fine, anyway, it's his cute little curly hair, as long as Yin Shi is comfortable.

The porridge cooked for the police used up the last bag of rice in the private school. Because he was thinking about the children's rations, Songyang got up lightly when the first morning light fell into the inner room the next day.Covering the silver-haired man's belly, he walked out of the private school, ready to go to the shopping street to buy some rice.

He got up too early before the supermarket opened.From a distance, I saw a strange bald man, pressing his face against the iron gate of someone else's shop, mumbling something.Songyang approached curiously to listen. What the other party was chanting was a series of mantra-like things. If they were forced to translate into Japanese, it probably meant "half price, half price, half price, half price, half price".

"Wow!"

Keenly aware of someone approaching behind him, the bald man turned his head quickly, as if he was slightly taken aback by Songyang's appearance.

"You didn't... die...?"

Halfway through the conversation, I saw Songyang tilting his head slightly puzzled, no matter whether he was carrying a vegetable basket or wearing long hair, he looked like a married woman in capital letters horizontally and vertically.Saitama blinked those eyes like grandpa Chibi Maruko, and regained his composure.

"So that's it. It's a weirdo set by twins."

...Don't you need to define him as a weirdo?

Without even thinking about it, he knew that he must be someone who had fought against Xu again.When the other party mentioned it like this, he remembered that Xu hadn't been back for a long time, so he asked casually: "Excuse me, do you know my twin brother? He has a naughty and bad personality, and he probably caused you trouble."

"Naughty……"

The other party showed a very horrified look at this word.

"Madam, please don't make such horrible jokes so early in the morning."

...Why did you suddenly change your name to Mrs.

"How is he lately?"

Saitama turned his back, hiding the embarrassment on his face.I really didn't expect that guy's relatives to be in this world, and he seems to be a normal person living a normal life. Can it really be said that he punched that guy into outer space?Fortunately, the iron gates of the supermarket rattled open, and Saitama rushed to the bulk rice counter with a big stride, holding the leaflet in his hand and asked the shopping guide lady, "Is it 1000 yen for as many as you want?"

"Yes. But after it is installed, you must prove that you can lift it yourself. It is not acceptable to use other people's help or other means of transportation."

A sinister smile appeared on Saitama's crudely painted face.

"Ah, it's so conscientious, the supermarket discounts in this world are really too conscientious."

Songyang picked up a bag of rice in the packing area and put two bottles of soy sauce in the shopping basket. When he turned his head, he saw the bag of rice reaching the ceiling and the ashen-like face of the shopping guide.The bald man poked his head out from behind the mountain of rice bags and asked, "That's all right? Then I can just carry it away, right?"

"... yes... please... 1000 yuan..."

"The wallet is in my trouser pocket..."

Guessing that the other party needed help, Songyang put down the vegetable basket and walked over, asking, "Do you need help?" In Saitama's voice, "Put it down if you can't handle it", he took over the piles of rice bags and poked his head Said: "Did you find the wallet?"

...unexpectedly...warm-hearted...so can it really be said?Say that the man who is your other half is probably embedded in the moon right now?

Qiyu felt guilty somewhat, his bald head was washed shiny with cold sweat.Xu Xu was the villain he was relatively impressed with. The behavior of not touching ordinary people and only attacking the Heroes Association actually won his favor.The bad thing is that Xu said to Saitama, "I didn't expect the people who are the top heroes to be so vulnerable. If my other (body) body (body) is also here, the headquarters may not be able to support it. So long."

Out of interest, the hero's eyes sank, and his clenched iron fist burst out with veins.

"...If there is an old woman, then—"

Saitama・Single so far・Because of baldness, I will probably be single for the rest of my life・The wrath of a single dog is serious!

"——No. Up.!!!"

When Qiyu was paying, he saw a bag of rice and oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar in Songyang's vegetable basket. The mysterious and subtle guilt made him want to do something for others: "Madam, did you buy so many things? Get it?" Do you want to move? How about I help you bring it back along the way!"

Songyang, who was carrying a mountain-like bag of rice, showed a bewildered smile of "what are you talking about?": "There are more children in the family, so I plan to buy more at once."

...Even if the other half is shot on the moon, the one who stays still has to take care of the family and raise the children!And there's more than one!

Saitama, who has always believed that eradicating evil is the righteous way of a hero, has fallen into a deep myth.He borrowed the phone from the store to call his apprentice who stayed at home and helped him play the game. The apprentice was obedient and obedient as always. He only heard the sound of a rocket launcher coming from the phone. Two seconds later, the blond-haired and golden-eyed robot stood on Qi In front of Yu.

"You bastard...!!!!"

As soon as Songyang handed over the rice bag, he heard the rattling of gears and the buzzing of charged weapons behind him.When he looked back, it was a strange robot with an expression of extreme hatred on his face, and he had obviously turned the weapon on the mechanical arm to the maximum power.

... Did Xu really do such a bad thing?

The bald man just now acted too calmly, which led him to think that at most he stepped on someone's foot and didn't bother to say sorry; but the expression of the robot in front of him was obviously different, as if he had the vengeance of killing his mother and father.

"Do you want a world to fall apart again?!"

"Ganos, calm down."

The unremarkable bald man slapped the apprentice on the head with a "smack", extinguishing the laser cannon that was burning all over Genos' body.The handsome blond robot belches a little puff of smoke from its mouth.

I don't know what the bald man muttered to Genos, but in the end they insisted on helping Songyang send the things back to the private school.So Saitama and Genos each carried a pile of rice bags, and Genos, with a relatively small vegetable basket hanging on his mechanical arm, followed the bewildered Songyang back to the private school.Although it was still early, a few children from the private school had already come to study in the morning.Seeing Songyang, the child opened his arms and called sweetly: "Master——" Turning his head, he saw a blond-haired robot following behind him, and was startled: "Astro Boy dyed his hair with earrings?!"

"No, my jet engine is not installed on the bottom of my feet, so I can't spray sparks from my feet and fly into the sky." Genos explained sternly, then turned back and asked Songyang: "Where are the things?"

"Thank you, just leave it to me."

"No, Teacher Saitama said that if you want to deliver it, you must deliver it to the destination."

When he took Genos and Saitama to the back kitchen, the noise was probably too loud, and the silver-haired man also woke up early.As soon as Songyang turned the corner, this guy jumped out and hugged his waist and lifted him up to the sky.

"Oh, Yinshi!" Songyang's brows and eyes were twisted by his disturbance, "There are guests."

Last night, taking advantage of his injury, he wrapped his hands and feet around Songyang and sucked it all night. The silver-haired man is really refreshed now!Glancing at Saitama and Genos behind Songyang, Gintoki nodded as a greeting, and didn't put Songyang down, swaying him in his arms: "What are you going to do today? Why don't you go to class?" , Ah Yin will take you out for a drive."

Genos couldn't hide his disbelief anymore.

"You... are you considered a widow...!!"

Saitama: "...Janos, wait!!"

Gintoki didn't show much expression, but his face darkened instantly: "What is this blond talking about? Why don't I, Sakata Gintoki, stand here properly?"

There was a loud noise from the ceiling, and the current prime minister, with his long hair hanging down, folded his arms and roared, "Yes—yes! It is absolutely unacceptable to give a teacher the title of widow for no reason! Widows and married wives are completely different Two grades!! If a married woman is a red apricot on a branch with an alluring color because of pampering, then a widow is a weather-beaten white plum that still stands in the snow!!!"

Xiaotaro, it's because the teacher didn't teach you well. I knew it would develop to this point. In the village school, when you peeked at the widow next door, he should have guided you correctly... Songyang fell into a huge self-blame In the mood, seeing that long black hair flicking again, Gui turned his face to Songyang, and whispered: "Teacher, I found that guy Gaoshan, should I tie him back now?"

...in this chaotic situation!Songyang tried to break free from Yinshi's arms and get off the ground, but Yinshi seemed to be arguing with Genos: "By the way, who are you?! The first time Yinshi saw your straight golden hair, it was very unpleasant Okay! It’s still a robot with straight golden hair! It brings back memories that Ah Yinchao hates, bastard!!”

Genos: "Although we are enemies with that devil, we also respect each other's strength! That guy is fighting on the front line, but his partner is hooking up with other men in the rear! Teacher, this kind of thing is not in line with my three principles. Watch!"

Qiyu: "...can you stop being so straightforward, can we just pretend we didn't see it and leave quietly?"

"No! This behavior is wrong!"

Yinshi: "Have you done enough jittering, you bastard?!? What happened??? Why did Ah Yin turn into a wild man after sleeping with the teacher all night?! Or is it Songyang? You were married when you lost your memory, but you didn’t tell me?!! If that’s the case, you’ll have to kill that guy!!”

Gui: "Family flowers are not as fragrant as wild flowers! The so-called beauty of ntr lies in the moment when a wife's heart moves?!"

"Bang bang" two loud bangs, Yin Shi was smashed into the ground, and Gui was smashed back into the ceiling.Songyang fluttered back to the ground, let out a long breath, and when he raised his head to look at Qitama, his light green eyes were crooked again.

"I'm rude. It's all because I pamper my disciples too much. I'm making you laugh."

That's right, as a teacher, occasionally disciplining one's disciples is also fulfilling the teacher's responsibility.Having said that, these are really two simple and rough punches to whack a gopher. Do you want to learn from them?Saitama glanced at the curly haired head embedded in the floor that was emitting green smoke, then at his own fist, and then at Genos who suddenly fell silent.

"... Teacher, please don't."