my little monster sweet wife

"It's been a long time, and you guys are back." Wei Jianrong came out to greet them with a smile on his face, and the smile froze, "Xiao Ye, why do you look so ugly?"

Is it ugly?Dou Xiaoye subconsciously wanted to touch his face, but just as he raised his hand, it was held by a warm hand. Wei Xiao replaced her and said, "Maybe it was blown by the wind, it's a bit cold outside."

Wei Jianrong didn't doubt that he was there, and turned to make way for him: "Come in, come in, the room is warm."

Dou Xiaoye glanced at Wei Xiao, who squeezed her palm and gave her a comforting look.

"Should we change shoes?" Yan Yun asked.

"No, no, I'll mop the floor later." Wei Jianrong said, "Hurry up, wash your hands and get ready to eat."

In the well-heated room, there is an attractive smell of meat. The soup in the pot is bubbling and steaming, and the red oil is tumbling, which makes the index finger move.

Shen Qingqing hung the coat she took off on the chair handle, looked at the various ingredients on the table, couldn't help swallowing, and said, "Uncle Wei, you are too kind, you are so rich."

Wei Jianrong brought out the dipping sauce and dipping plate, and said with a smile: "It's rare for you to come here, I'm afraid I won't entertain you well."

"It's too late!" Shen Qingqing helped to take the dipping material, "Don't be too busy, I'll do it."

While Shen Qingqing was distributing dipping ingredients to everyone, Wei Xiao helped Dou Xiaoye serve a bowl of clear soup.The soup base is made of big bones and various fungi. She and Dou Xiaoye usually like to drink it the most. She put the bowl and spoon in front of Dou Xiaoye and said, "It's a bit hot, drink it slowly."

The thick soup is served with chopped green onion and goji berries. It looks delicious at first glance. Dou Xiaoye took a spoonful and put it to her mouth. When she smelled the faint oily smell, her complexion changed slightly.

The spoon fell into the soup with a bang, and the soup splashed everywhere, even Wei Xiao and Shen Qingqing beside her were injured.Dou Xiaoye hurriedly said "I'm sorry, I'm going to the bathroom", and ran away before the others could react.

"Is she okay?" Shen Qingqing worried.

Wei Xiao's eyes moved slightly, and he stood up without saying a word.

Wei Jianrong watched the two of them enter the room back and forth, and asked in a daze, "Are they arguing?"

Before entering, Wei Xiao told them not to tell Wei Jianrong about Dou Xiaoye's fainting, for fear that the old man would be worried, let alone tell him that Dou Xiaoye was pregnant, because he was afraid that the old man would not be able to accept it for a while.Shen Qingqing was wondering at the time, don't all old people want to have grandchildren?This is obviously a good thing, why can't you accept it?She was very puzzled, but Yan Yun didn't seem to be curious at all, and she was too embarrassed to ask too many things about the couple, so she nodded and agreed.

One was sullen, the other was trying to please, and the one who didn't know the situation looked like a quarrel, no wonder Wei Jianrong misunderstood.Shen Qingqing and Yan Yun looked at each other, and said with a smile: "How could they quarrel? I haven't seen them quarreling before. Ono...maybe a little motion sickness, she will be fine in a while."

"It's not a quarrel?" Wei Jianrong looked suspiciously at the closed door.

"No, no." Shen Qingqing hurriedly said, "You two have something to argue about, can you tell me?"

Wei Jianrong thought it made sense, shook his head, held up his chopsticks and said, "Eat, eat, let's eat first."

"Xiaoye?" Wei Xiao followed Dou Xiaoye all the way, followed her into the bedroom, and followed her to the bathroom, "Are you okay?"

"Ouch—" Dou Xiaoye lay on the side of the washbasin and retched.

Wei Xiao patted her back with one hand, took the towel with the other, and looked at her anxiously: "Is it hard?"

Dou Xiaoye couldn't answer, and vomited for a while before stopping, rinsed his mouth with warm water, took the towel from Wei Xiao's hand, and washed his face.

Wei Xiao patted her on the back and looked at her face: "Are you feeling better?"

Dou Xiaoye nodded.She propped her hands on the cold sink, closed her eyes, and waited for the nausea to subside gradually, and her tense back slowly relaxed.She let out a breath, raised her neck, and leaned her head accurately on Wei Xiao's shoulder.

"Xiaoxiao—"

"I'm here." Wei Xiao wrapped her arms tightly around her shoulders, looked down at her wet and trembling eyelashes, and asked softly, "Xiao Ye, are you afraid?"

"..." Dou Xiaoye hesitated for a moment, then shook his head silently.

Seeing her eyelashes trembling more and more, Wei Xiao knew she was lying, but she didn't expose it.She gently turned the body with its back to her, and said, "Look at me."

Dou Xiaoye slowly opened his eyes, his trembling lips moved slightly: "Do you have anything to ask me?"

now?

Wei Xiao originally wanted to wait for dinner, send Shen Qingqing and Yan Yun away and take her back there to close the door and have a good chat, but judging from the current situation, if this problem is not resolved, neither she nor Dou Xiaoye can feel at ease Have a meal.

This matter is definitely not something that can be explained in a few words. If they stay inside for too long, people outside will definitely become suspicious, especially Wei Jianrong.

Wei Xiao patted her stiff shoulder and said, "Then wait a moment."

Dou Xiaoye didn't know what she wanted to do, so he nodded obediently without asking.

Wei Xiao went out.

Wei Jianrong heard the movement and looked over: "Where's Xiao Ye?"

Wei Xiao grabbed the doorknob and said to the three people who were eating over there: "Xiao Ye is a little uncomfortable with motion sickness. I will lie down with her for a while. You can eat first and don't wait for us."

"Is it serious?" Wei Jianrong stood up, "I have cooling oil in my room, I'll get it for you."

Wei Xiao stopped him: "No need, I'll just lie down with her for a while."

"..." Fortunately, Wei Jianrong didn't insist too much, "It's okay, it's hot pot anyway, so I don't have to worry about the cold."

Wei Xiao glanced at Shen Qingqing and Yan Yun respectively, received their understanding eyes, and closed the door again.

Dou Xiaoye should have heard what she said just now, standing at the door of the bathroom, looking at her hesitantly.

Wei Xiao waved at her, and she walked over.

Wei Xiao pulled her to the side of the bed, and the two sat down next to each other.

After they moved out, Wei Xiao still kept the room where Wei Xiao lived, and Wei Jianrong came in to clean it from time to time, and there was no dust left in the room.It's just that the bedding was put away, and the big bed was empty, looking a little deserted.

The room was warm and quiet, and they were so close that they could even hear each other's breathing.They sat facing each other, looking at familiar faces, and neither wanted to speak.It seems that they don't know how to start.

After sitting like this for half a minute, Wei Xiao sighed, and said slowly: "I called you as soon as I slipped out of the wrapping banquet, and Li Jiajia told me that you fainted, which frightened me. Told me you were pregnant and I was taken aback again."

Dou Xiaoye's eyebrows twitched, and he looked at her nervously with empty eyes: "You..."

"I didn't doubt you." Wei Xiao was afraid that she would interrupt her in a hurry, thought for a while, and changed his words, "I just think...it's too unexpected."

I have a child out of nowhere, and I don't even know it, can I not be surprised?

Dou Xiaoye looked down at his still flat stomach, and murmured: "I didn't lie to you, and I don't know why it happened...I don't know, I really don't know..."

"..." Seeing her weak and helpless, Wei Xiao regretted saying the word "scare".

She grabbed Dou Xiaoye's hand and forced her to look up. Before she could speak, Dou Xiaoye suddenly raised his head and looked at her: "You don't doubt me?"

Wei Xiao shook his head.

Expected, but unreasonable.Dou Xiaoye asked: "...why don't you doubt?"

According to normal people's thinking, when encountering such a situation, shouldn't the first thing be to suspect that his wife is cheating?Wei Xiao is trying to coax her?But Wei Xiao's eyes are very firm and calm, there is really no doubt at all.

Why?Why does Wei Xiao trust her so much?

"Because you are my wife." Wei Xiao said with a smile, "How could I doubt my wife."

It's that simple?

Dou Xiaoye felt a little bit of warmth in his heart, and before he had time to be happy, he thought of the fetus in his belly that popped out of nowhere. He panicked, and without thinking, he said, "Let's get rid of it!" !"

"..." Wei Xiao was really frightened this time, she didn't expect Dou Xiaoye to still think about it, so she restrained her face and asked her softly, "Why did you want to kill it?"

"I... ta..." Dou Xiaoye's face was pale, his lips trembled, and he said, "This may be a monster! Let's kill ta!"

Just destroy it, just pretend nothing happened... Dou Xiaoye thought selfishly.

As if being pierced by a stick to open the film covering the truth, Wei Xiao suddenly had a bright light in his mind, looked at her fixedly, and repeated what she just said uncertainly: "Monster?"

"No, it's a freak! It must be a freak, we can't keep him, otherwise..."

"Xiaoye——" Wei Xiao interrupted her nervous words again, her suspicious eyes swept back and forth from her cheeks to her lower abdomen, and said slowly, "Is it possible that this child belongs to you and me?"

"You... what do you mean?"

Wei Xiao quickly sorted out her thoughts, licked her lips, and said, "Except for me, you couldn't have had sex with any man, there is no doubt about that."

Dou Xiaoye nodded desperately.

"Since there is no such possibility, why did this child appear?"

Dou Xiaoye stared at her blankly: "Why, why?"

... Who asked whom?

Wei Xiao hugged her to his lap, controlled his inner excitement, and said, "Have you ever thought that you are not an ordinary person, you are a stone, and a stone can turn into a person, so pregnancy... seems to be too Nothing too weird."

Isn't it strange? ? ?

Dou Xiaoye seemed to understand a little bit, but he was also shocked by these bold remarks.

This afternoon, a group of their teachers were playing badminton indoors, and Dou Xiaoye went there in order to show that he was not so out of group.Halfway through the beating, she suddenly fainted and was sent to the hospital by Li Jiajia and woke up.Li Jiajia was worried and asked her to have a checkup.

She was a little hesitant at the time, and also a little worried, because since she became Dou Xiaoye, her body has always been strong and she has never had a cold or fever. Why did she suddenly faint?

She went for a checkup.

Before the examination, the doctor asked about her physical condition.She said that she has been feeling sleepy recently, sometimes dizzy, nauseous, and unable to vomit. She thinks it may be due to the pressure at the end of the term and the increased workload.

But after hearing what she said, the doctor immediately asked her if she was married.She said she was married.The doctor asked her about her menstrual cycle again.

It's good not to mention this, Dou Xiaoye suddenly remembered that he really hasn't been to his aunt for a long time.But she didn't care too much, after all, her situation is very special, other people visit her aunt once a month, but she only visits once every two months, this kind of situation is a regularity since menarche, it's not a problem.But if you calculate it carefully, it seems that the aunt has delayed it by a few days?It's okay to delay for a few days, right?

The doctor glanced at her and said, "Go for a gynecological examination to see if she is pregnant."

Dou Xiaoye was dumbfounded at the time, thinking: How can I be pregnant if you are joking?

"Why didn't your husband come with you?" the doctor said.

"I..." I don't have a husband.

Dou Xiaoye almost said "I only have a wife", but after thinking about it, she felt that it was unnecessary.She laughed a few times and said to the doctor: "Forget about the gynecological examination, I can't be pregnant."

The doctor looked at her, tapped the medical record in front of him with the tip of the pen, and said, "But according to your description, these phenomena are indeed like early pregnancy symptoms, and your menstruation is also delayed. Since you have already come, it is not too late to have a check-up." How much time? Of course I'm just giving a suggestion."

"I see, thank you doctor."

Li Jiajia, who had finished going to the bathroom, saw her coming out, and hurriedly asked, "What did the doctor say?"

"...She asked me to go for a gynecological examination."

"Gynecology? Why did you go to the gynecology department when you fainted?"

"...she said I might be pregnant."

"……what???"

Dou Xiaoye firmly believed that she couldn't get pregnant, so she only slept with Wei Xiao, who couldn't ejaculate with her fingers. The two women just touched and ground tofu like that, how could they be pregnant?

Ridiculous.

But she finally went for a gynecological examination...

She didn't know if she had a cramp in her head, or maybe she fell when she fainted. She took the medical record and went to take a B-ultrasound, and was helped by the doctor. The doctor said: "It is indeed pregnant, it has been eight weeks, you can come and see."

Dou Xiaoye's mind buzzed, and his whole body froze as if he had been electrocuted.In the end, she didn't listen carefully to what the doctor said to her. She stood up awkwardly, her eyes darkened, and she fainted again.

You all know what happened next, and five hundred words are omitted here.

"Xiaoye?" Wei Xiao touched her dull face, "Are you listening to me?"

Dou Xiaoye withdrew his thoughts, looked blankly at Wei Xiao in front of him, and nodded after a long time.

She heard it, but her mind was even more confused.

From the moment the inspection report came out, she was in a daze. She didn't know why she was pregnant, and she didn't know who the child belonged to... She was confused, afraid that Wei Xiao would know, and even more afraid that Wei Xiao would ask.She was in a bad mood, she couldn't think calmly, and it never occurred to her to defend herself.

Although Wei Xiao said he believed her, she must have thought a lot about it.She was ready to be questioned, but Wei Xiao said, "Xiao Ye, are your stones hermaphrodites?"

Androgynous?What kind of ingenuity is this? ? ?

"..." Dou Xiaoye opened his mouth, but couldn't utter a word.

She was stopped by Wei Xiao...

And I also thought of another question by analogy: Did she have a gender in the first place?

She was originally a stone with no self-awareness and no flesh. Does she have a gender?

Do stones have a gender?

Public stone?Mother stone?How to distinguish?Can you give birth to small stones?how?Where did you come from?

...Don't all rocks come out of the ground?

Of course, there are also people like her who don't know which planet they fell from.

These questions circled around in his mind, making Dou Xiaoye dizzy.She shook her head and said distressedly: "How do I know... Do you think I have a dick?"

"..." The corners of Wei Xiao's mouth twitched, and he stretched out his hand, and touched it carefully, "You didn't."

Do you still touch it with your hands? ? ?How many days and nights have you slept in vain? ? ?

The originally solemn topic was stunned to be touched by Wei Xiao in such a serious way, and the atmosphere was completely destroyed.Dou Xiaoye's ears felt hot, he blocked the hand, took a breath, his eyes turned from top to bottom, and said, "No, it's me who is pregnant, what does it have to do with whether I have a little dick or not?"

Wei Xiao froze for a moment, then suddenly gave a "puchi" smile, grabbed her hand and touched her, saying, "Me neither."

"..." Is this the time to play hooligans? !Dou Xiaoye glared at her, quickly lost confidence, and said cautiously, "Is that so?"

Wei Xiao said that she is not an ordinary person, so she can have children with women, but how to prove this?

Can't ask for proof...

But she felt that it seemed...it seemed quite reasonable...

If not, how to explain the origin of this child?

She didn't betray Wei Xiao, and it's impossible for Wei Xiao to stuff her under something that would make her pregnant during making out...then...

"This child," Wei Xiao broke free from her hands, reached up to her belly, pulled off her clothes and stretched in directly, touched her soft and flat belly, looked into her eyes, and smiled softly, "It's us A child of two."

"..."

"Ono, you are amazing."

"..." Is it great?She can "fertilize" herself, oh yeah!

what the hell!

Wei Xiao kissed her slightly parted lips and said, "Stop thinking about it."

"You..." Dou Xiaoye looked at her with good eyes, "Don't you think it's ridiculous?"

"Ah——" Wei Xiao smiled and said, "It's a bit ridiculous, but I can't think of other possibilities. You are not an ordinary person, and I can only understand it with a thinking beyond ordinary people. Otherwise, you say, How did this kid get here?"

Say... say... say... don't understand.She sighed silently.

Wei Xiao is a free and easy person with strong self-regulation. Faced with many important things, she can always calm down quickly and accept changes quickly.For example, that time she was dragged into the bottom of the sea by shell spirits and almost died. Although she was rescued in the end, she still felt lingering fear, but she quickly adjusted her mood and forgot about this unpleasant incident.For another example, when Dou Xiaoye told her that she was a stone monster, she was not afraid at all, and she quickly accepted it after Dou Xiaoye tried his best to prove herself, and the acceptance was so strong that it was admirable.

With all the previous examples, she can also quickly accept the fact that the two of them can conceive by themselves this time.Very simple, because Dou Xiaoye is not an ordinary person.

"Xiao Ye, you are so great." Wei Xiao hugged her excitedly, rubbing his chin against the hair next to her ear, his voice could not hide the joy, "There is no need to adopt, and we don't need to do any test tubes. We finally have Baby, our own baby! I'm so happy!"

Are you happy?This is... the end? ? ?

Looking at the "tick" clock inlaid on the bedside lamp, Dou Xiaoye's mind was still a little overwhelmed.

Wei Xiao repeated "We have a baby, we will give birth to him" over and over again in her ear, as if taking a stimulant.

Under the offensive of the magic sound again and again, Dou Xiaoye nodded slightly.

She was also successfully brainwashed by Wei Xiao - the child in her stomach was the two of them.

They have children?

They have children.

Wei Xiao was overjoyed, hugged her, kissed and gnawed on her face, if it wasn't for worrying about the baby in her belly, she might even want to lift her up.

With the ups and downs, Dou Xiaoye was filled with emotions.She was held in Wei Xiao's arms, and smelling Wei Xiao's body, the feeling of solidity slowly came back.She closed her eyes to enjoy this moment of peace, trying to recall what happened on the bed during that time.

Even if she has a special physique and can have a child with a woman, how did this child come about?And can't be fertilized, there must be an opportunity and condition, right?

under what conditions?

During that time, she watched the show of father bringing up the baby under the Amway of her friend Zhang Xiaoke. Sometimes she watched it by herself, and sometimes Wei Xiao watched it with her.

They all tacitly stopped bringing up the topic of adoption or test-tube babies.Life goes on as always, everything is in harmony.The only change is probably that Wei Xiao likes to call her "baby" at night when the two of them are making out.She clearly knew that Wei Xiao was calling her, but after hearing it a lot, the name gradually changed.When Wei Xiao called her that again, what she was thinking about was a real baby.

She really wants to have a baby with Wei Xiao. It's best to have Wei Xiao's body shape and casual appearance. It would be great if she can be as powerful as her, so she doesn't have to worry about being bullied.

She made up a lot of things in her own brain, but she didn't dare to tell Wei Xiao, because she knew it was impossible.And if Wei Xiao knew that they were distracted when uhhhhh, wouldn't she be happy?

Baby, baby, she wanted a baby that belonged to her and Wei Xiao, and then there was a baby...

So, the child in her stomach was imagined by her? ? ?

No, it's not imaginary, I appeared in human form on the B-ultrasound, it was indeed a baby.

Could it be understood that because her obsession is too deep, her body obediently gave her the ability to conceive life with Wei Xiao?

Powerful ideas? ? ?

She actually conceived a child with her mind? ? ?

"..."

Ha ha!Who will believe it!

This author is probably crazy!