my little monster sweet wife

Nausea?This is very unusual, in my impression Dou Xiaoye has never been sick, and his body is so strong that he doesn't look like a human being.

Oh, she's not a human being at all...

Because of this, Wei Xiao was worried. The consequences of Dou Xiaoye's reckless eating last time terrified her. She paused, frowned, and said, "Did you buy the milk last week? It expired so soon? Did you return it?" What else did you eat?"

"No, I just woke up, and I took a sip of milk when I was thirsty." Dou Xiaoye came out of the bathroom, went to get a bottle of milk on the table, smelled the smell, looked at the outer packaging, and said, "Ah, The packaging is broken! No wonder it tastes weird when I drink it."

"...the packaging is broken?"

"Well, the bottom is swollen." Dou Xiaoye said, "Oh, it leaked out, my hands are dirty. Wait a minute."

Surprised over there, Wei Xiao breathed a sigh of relief, but a little bit dumbfounded, and said, "Check before drinking from now on."

Dou Xiaoye frantically wiped the spilled milk with a paper towel, and said, "I'm so thirsty, I got up too late today and I'm too lazy to boil water."

Isn't it because I went to bed late last night that I got up late?Every eve before parting is an extremely passionate battle, and Wei Xiao admits that he really lost control last night.She looked around, looked around, and lowered her voice: "Does it still hurt?"

"What still hurts?" Dou Xiaoye was baffled by her question.

"Is there any discomfort when walking?"

"..." Dou Xiaoye understood this time, blushed, and asked without answering, "Are you still at the airport?"

"Yeah, I just got off the plane."

"...Then don't ask such erotic questions!"

Unable to see anyone, Wei Xiao could also imagine her blushing, shy and anxious appearance from her suddenly raised voice. Sexual things, Mr. Dou, you have a very strong brain power, and you are worthy of teaching Chinese."

"You you you you! Can you be more serious!"

"Okay, okay, I'm serious." Wei Xiao cleared his throat and said, "Don't drink the milk, boil some water and make a cup of honey, your voice is a little hoarse recently, you need to drink more water. Cook dumplings when you are too lazy to go out, there should be some in the refrigerator There are some, if not, you can go to Dad to get them."

"There are still some in the refrigerator, but I don't want to eat dumplings today, I want to cook noodles."

The two chatted nonchalantly for a while, Wei Xiao had already walked out of the airport terminal, saw Shen Qingqing waiting for her beside the taxi, she said to Dou Xiaoye: "I'll hang up first."

Dou Xiaoye: "Well, you are busy, bye."

Wei Xiao: "Kiss one."

Dou Xiaoye: "What's up~"

Wei Xiao: "Wow~"

Dou Xiaoye put down his phone, took a bag of dried noodles, a tomato and two eggs from the refrigerator, went into the kitchen, washed the pot, and hesitated when he beat the eggs.

Wei Xiao likes the tomato egg noodles she made the most. Sliced ​​tomatoes are fried in the pan to produce juice, pour in an appropriate amount of water, wait for the water to boil, and put them under. Wei Xiao can eat a big bowl of chopped green onions.

But today Wei Xiao is not at home, and there are no green onions at home, she thought about it, she might as well not be so troublesome, let's cook it in one pot.

She is actually not hungry at all, but if Wei Xiao knows that she doesn't eat breakfast, she will definitely talk about it for a long time.

She often whispers in Wei Xiao's ear that Wei Xiao doesn't bother her, and she doesn't bother Wei Xiao either, thinking that this is life.If you think about the other person in your heart, you will think about the other person all the time.

She misses Wei Xiao very much now, even though they just finished talking on the phone.But she didn't want to tell Wei Xiao that these things were said occasionally for fun, but if they were said too much, they would be coquettish and coquettish.Wei Xiao is already very busy, and she doesn't want to add any burden to her.

Anyway, Wei Xiao will be back in two days, can't bear it in two days?

... Tolerance can be tolerated, but it is a bit boring.

After the noodles were cooked, Dou Xiaoye served them out in a small bowl, habitually went to look for balsamic vinegar, and was stunned when he picked up the plastic bottle.

Wei Jianrong often made a lot of dumplings for them. Last time he came, he brought a bottle of balsamic vinegar and a thermos bucket, but he didn't know what was inside.When Wei Xiao was serving dumplings for everyone in the kitchen, he went in with a thermos bucket and said with a smile: "This is the sweet wine made by the old Wu's daughter-in-law next door. She gave me some and said that it is good for you girls. Okay, wait a minute... oh, what are you doing?"

Before Wei Jianrong finished speaking, the thermos bucket in his hand was knocked to the ground with a "bang". He was startled, and Wei Xiao, who accidentally knocked over the thermos bucket, was also startled.Wei Xiao turned around and bumped into the balsamic vinegar bottle on the cooking table, and there was another "bang".

When Dou Xiaoye ran in in a hurry, he saw a mess on the ground and all kinds of strange smells in the kitchen. Wei Jianrong's face was full of shock, and Wei Xiao's face was pale.

The scene froze for a moment, Wei Xiao glanced at Dou Xiaoye who rushed in, and said, "I'm sorry, I... just lost my mind."

Wei Jianrong didn't think too much, squatted down, looked at the mess, and said with regret: "It's wasted in vain. I tasted this rum, and it's quite delicious. Hey."

Wei Xiao didn't speak.

As soon as she heard that the thermos contained rum, Dou Xiaoye immediately understood what was going on, and stopped Wei Jianrong: "Dad, let me get it."

"Okay, I'll go down and buy a bottle of vinegar."

Fearing that the bottle would be broken again, Wei Jianrong didn't dare to buy glass bottles when he came up for the second time, and carried a plastic bottle.

It is Dou Xiaoye's long-standing habit to put a little vinegar on the noodles, so she put a few drops of balsamic vinegar into the bowl, and took the bowl out of the kitchen.

Although Wei Xiao didn't tell her why she accidentally knocked over things that day, Dou Xiaoye could guess.After the incident of her revealing her original form last time, she and Wei Xiao began to hate everything related to alcohol.It's not hate, it's fear.Wei Xiao is more cautious than her in this regard. When ordering food outside, she has to tell the waiter not to put cooking wine in meat dishes...

Cooking wine will volatilize after high temperature, and Dou Xiaoye really wants to tell her that cooking wine with cooking wine will not affect her in any way, but when she sees that Wei Xiao is so nervous, she doesn't know what to say.Forget it, she was scared too.Caution is the boat.

Sometimes she was thinking, what if one day she accidentally touches alcohol, what if she turns into a stone again, what if she...

The information prompt sounded briefly, and Dou Xiaoye reacted slowly, and picked up the mobile phone on the table.

Wei Xiao sent her a selfie, leaning her arms on the car window, tilting her head and looking at the camera, the sunlight formed a halo on her face.

So lovely.She couldn't help but picked up the phone and kissed it.

My wife is so pretty and my life is so beautiful, why think about those unpleasant things?

Dou Xiaoye regained his mood and took a selfie of himself eating noodles and sent it to her.

Wei Xiao: "Are the noodles delicious?"

Dou Xiaoye: "It's delicious, would you like to have a bite? Ah - open your mouth."

Wei Xiao: "I want to eat you."

Dou Xiaoye: "Hey, you can't eat it."

Wei Xiao: "Wait."

It seems that I forgot to put in soy sauce, the noodles are as light as water, Dou Xiaoye eats very slowly, Wei Xiao didn't chat with her anymore, she clicked on the circle of friends and swiped casually.

Wei Xiao came back just before the Mid-Autumn Festival. On the [-]th day, they went to have a reunion dinner with Wei Jianrong, and drove back to the small fishing village the next day to see Dou's parents and Dou's mother.

On the way back, Dou Xiaoye wanted to grab the steering wheel with her, but he couldn't, because Wei Xiao said that she wanted to listen to her talk while driving, saying that it would refresh her mind.Dou Xiaoye was speechless.

"Tell you to practice more and you won't listen." Wei Xiao, who was still proud of grabbing the driver's seat, said.

"I have no chance." Dou Xiaoye put on his seat belt, "You fight me every time!"

Wei Xiao glanced at her, couldn't help laughing and said, "I mean, you can drive to school by yourself when I'm not at home."

"Forget it. I, a teacher with a salary of several thousand yuan, drives a sports car worth millions. What do others think?"

Wei Xiao wanted to say something more, but turned her face to see that her expression was very depressed, so she had to swallow the words that came to her lips.

"Does Xiaoke work at the Municipal Industrial and Commercial Bureau?" Wei Xiao changed the subject.

"Yeah." Dou Xiaoye said, "Her job is very easy. She is so busy that she chats with me every day. She originally asked me to accompany her to see the house this weekend, but when she heard that you came back, she said no. .”

Wei Xiao smiled and said: "I usually see her carefree, but I didn't expect her to be quite understanding. What about your other two roommates? Do they contact you often?"

Dou Xiaoye shook his head and said, "Panpan sometimes chats with me. Miaomiao is rare. She often goes to various places for business performances, and she doesn't like to chat with people."

Wei Xiao pondered for a while, and said, "Then you should play with Xiao Ke."

Among Dou Xiaoye's three roommates, Zhang Xiaoke is the most out-of-the-ordinary. Sometimes he doesn't think about his words, and his emotions are all written on his face.She didn't know the other two very well. In her impression, Xu Panpan was a quiet girl, but she was too sensitive.Liu Miao is facial paralyzed, she doesn't talk much, people can never guess what she is thinking.In comparison, Wei Xiao still hopes that Dou Xiaoye will play with simple and innocent people like Zhang Xiaoke.

But she didn't say it clearly.Of course, Dou Xiaoye would not ask.Dou Xiaoye never doubts everything she says, and this kind of unconditional trust always makes her feel satisfied and gratified from body to heart.

"Xiao Keren is very nice." Just as Dou Xiaoye finished speaking, her cell phone rang, and Wei Xiao looked over reflexively. She took out her cell phone and said with a smile, "Ah, Cao Cao."

"Xiao Ke?"

"Ah."

Dou Xiaoye clicked on the voice, and heard Zhang Xiaoke's voice: "Is your home in Yujin District? I just saw a rental information on 58. The house is very good. I like it very much. It is far away from your home." It's very close, and it's convenient for me to go and play with you. But it's a three-bedroom apartment, and I haven't rented it with anyone yet, so I don't know if those two girls get along well. Hey, I'm so entangled."

Dou Xiaoye pressed the button and said, "Then you can find a private room."

Zhang Xiaoke quickly replied to her: "But I dare not live alone, do you think I want to share the rent with someone?"

Dou Xiaoye thought for a while, opened his mouth to speak, and suddenly heard Wei Xiao say: "Qingqing seems to be moving too."

"Huh?" Dou Xiaoye looked at her.

"Her house is about to expire, and she is busy looking for a new roommate now." Wei Xiao said, "Why don't you ask Xiao Ke if you want to be with her? Single rooms are not easy to find, but there are quite a lot of two rooms and one living room. Find someone who knows the basics and share the rent, which will save a lot of trouble.”

"Is Miss Qingqing willing?"

"She should have no objection." Wei Xiao said, "She often runs around with me, hoping to find a reliable roommate. You should ask her."

"Okay, let me ask." Dou Xiaoye found Shen Qingqing and explained the situation to her.

Shen Qingqing said: "A few days ago, I just fell in love with a two-bedroom apartment. It should not be rented out yet. Since your friend wants to rent it, let me go with her!"

What a coincidence.

After communicating with Shen Qingqing, Dou Xiaoye went to look for Zhang Xiaoke again.Zhang Xiaoke readily accepted and asked her for Shen Qingqing's contact information.

That afternoon, Zhang Xiaoke and Shen Qingqing made an appointment to see the house together, and directly signed the contract with the landlord. Zhang Xiaoke couldn't wait to move in.After Dou Xiaoye found out, she asked her if she wanted to find a moving company or go to help her.

Zhang Xiaoke said: "I just have two suitcases and some miscellaneous things, and I just need to make a few trips."

Wei Xiao came over and said, "Tomorrow, Ono and I will help you move."

Zhang Xiaoke didn't expect Wei Xiao to be there, he was taken aback, and said: "That's so embarrassing, I actually..."

"We have a car, so it's no trouble at all." Wei Xiao interrupted her.

Dou Xiaoye echoed: "Yes, Xiaoke, we will help you move it, and you are still so polite to me."

Zhang Xiaoke: "Alright, alright, since you have said so, then I will not be polite."

Wei Xiao's sports car is not suitable for pulling goods, so she drove Wei Jianrong's car over there.Zhang Xiaoke did not have many things, two suitcases and a few small cardboard boxes, they moved them all at once, and went to the two-bedroom apartment they had just rented.

"It's quite clean, and the lighting is good." Wei Xiao helped her open the window for ventilation, and looked outside, "There's a big supermarket downstairs."

"Except for being a little expensive, I am quite satisfied with everything else." Zhang Xiaoke piled the cardboard boxes against the wall, clapped his hands and smiled, "Thank you, I am treating you today."

They went downstairs to eat hot pot.Considering Wei Xiao's special status, they found a place by the window with partitions in front and back, and Dou Xiaoye sat outside to help her block it.

When ordering food, Dou Xiaoye asked Zhang Xiaoke what drink he wanted, and Zhang Xiaoke said he wanted coconut milk.She handed the selected menu to the waiter, and the waiter asked her, "Just a glass of coconut milk for three people? Don't you two want it?"

"Yes, we drink plain water."

"Okay, please wait a moment." The waiter left.

After eating, Zhang Xiaoke said that he would go back and pack his luggage. Before leaving, he said, "I'll go and play with you when I'm free."

"You are always welcome." Wei Xiao said.

"Okay. I'm leaving, bye."

"Bye-Bye."

"Bye-Bye."

After getting in the car, Wei Xiao asked Dou Xiaoye who was wearing his seat belt: "Just now when I went to wash my hands, what were you two secretly saying there? Shut up when you saw me, aren't you talking bad about me?"

"It's talking about you, but it's not bad." Dou Xiaoye said, "Xiao Ke told me that she didn't expect that you would take the initiative to help her move."

Wei Xiao was surprised: "Do I look so difficult to get along with?"

"Maybe it's because you look more alienated." Dou Xiaoye gestured with his hand and said jokingly, "After all, you are so tall."

Wei Xiao grabbed her hand and kissed it on the back, and said, "Your friends are my friends, and I would like to know them." She paused, "Actually, I also have a little selfishness."

"What selfishness?"

"I'm not at home all the time, and I feel sorry for you every time I let you stay alone in the empty room. Now that Xiao Ke has moved here, it's easier for you to meet each other. I hope there is someone who can play with you when I'm not here."

Wei Xiao said these words with sincerity, Dou Xiaoye had a thought, held her hand instead, and said, "Actually, you don't have to work so hard."

"I'm not afraid of hard work, I'm just afraid that you will be too lonely alone. Ono, I'm sorry."

"Why are you apologizing to me all of a sudden?"

Wei Xiao opened her mouth, as if trying to organize her words, but in the end she just smiled and said, "It's nothing. As long as you don't blame me."

What's wrong?Blame Wei Xiao for leaving her at home alone because of work?

Dou Xiaoye never blamed Wei Xiao for this. Every time Wei Xiao went out, it would take at least two or three days, and at most ten days and a half months. She was used to it.From the moment she agreed to marry Wei Xiao, she was prepared in her heart.She knew that Wei Xiao's job was of a special nature, so she had nothing to complain about.

Wei Xiao hesitated to speak, and Dou Xiaoye could more or less guess something.Isn't it because of money and their future that they are working so hard now?Wei Xiao refused to say it, probably because she was afraid that she would have a psychological burden if she said it.

Even if Wei Xiao didn't say anything, she often reflected on herself.Everyone knows that she and Wei Xiao are not equal in status. She earns far less than Wei Xiao, but she also wants to give Wei Xiao a lot, just like Wei Xiao did to her, wishing to hold all the treasures in the world in front of her.She didn't talk about the future with Wei Xiao, because she was afraid that she would have no future... But she knew that Wei Xiao was already preparing for their future, working hard and earning a lot of money, thinking that the two of them could retire in peace in the future.She also knew that Wei Xiao didn't like the entertainment industry, and wanted to open a shop and be the boss like Yan Yun.

She knew everything, but she couldn't help at all, and she didn't have any money.

"What do you think?"

Did Wei Xiao ever regret marrying her?

"..."

Dou Xiaoye looked at her deeply, and suddenly hugged her tightly.

"Why..." Wei Xiao couldn't finish his sentence.

She blocked Wei Xiao's mouth, and Wei Xiao quickly responded to her.

Logan sent over the movie script, and carefully marked her role's scenes with other colors.Wei Xiao glanced at it briefly and found that she only had a few scenes, because the character was set as a cold model, and her lines in the whole play did not add up to a hundred words.The lines are easy to memorize, but she doesn't know if the role is good or not.

Wei Xiao had never filmed before, so she asked Shen Qingqing to buy her two books on acting, and she was very confused.She decided to read through the script first.

In order not to disturb Wei Xiao's reading of the script, Dou Xiaoye moved the computer to the study next door. When she came back from class preparation, she found that Wei Xiao was still leaning against the head of the bed in her original posture, so she tiptoed in.

Wei Xiao looked back at her: "Are you done?"

"..." Dou Xiaoye looked at the slippers on his feet, "I walk silently, how did you know I came in?"

Wei Xiao hooked the corners of her lips and said, "I can smell you. Come here, let me hug you."

Dou Xiaoye moved forward a few steps and reached out to hug her.Wei Xiao buried her face in her chest and took a deep breath, saying, "It smells so good." After speaking, she pulled away her collar and kissed her, and groped in with one hand from underneath.

Dou Xiaoye's legs went limp after being touched by her, and he tried his last bit of rationality to distance the two of them: "You haven't taken a shower yet, have you?"

Wei Xiao paused, then slowly pulled it out, smelling the fragrance of milk in his hand, and said with a smile, "I'd have forgotten if you didn't tell me."

"I want to play hooligans without taking a shower."

Wei Xiao clicked her tongue, looked at the large piece of white and smooth skin exposed by her neckline, and said, "I can't bear it when you dress like this. Don't dress so sexy next time."

Dou Xiaoye tugged at his pajamas and said, "You bought this for me."

Wei Xiao smiled, put the script aside, reached out to let her pull herself up, lowered her head and pecked her mouth, and said, "I'm going to take a shower, wait for me."

Taking a shower is a big project, you have to remove makeup, wash your face, and wipe your face after washing. It doesn't take an hour to get it right.But Wei Xiao didn't want to wipe his face today, because Dou Xiaoye thought those skin care products tasted bad.She came out wearing a bath towel, and when she opened the bathroom door, she heard the voice of a man talking... and then the voice of a child: "Dad, Dad, this is the sweet potato I dug up, it's so big!"

It turned out that Dou Xiaoye was watching the video on the iPad.Her chin rested on the pillow, her round butt pouted.

Wei Xiao came over and asked, "What are you looking at?"

"Hahahaha——" Dou Xiaoye burst into laughter suddenly, the laughter drowned out what she just said.

Wei Xiao had no choice but to pat her butt lightly.

Dou Xiaoye let out an "ah" and turned his head: "Have you finished washing?"

"Is it so good?" Wei Xiao didn't ask her what she was watching this time, and tapped the screen with her finger, ""Dear Dad"? Do you like watching this?"

"Dear Papa" is a reality show where celebrities take their children to experience rural life.Wei Xiao is not interested in reality shows, and always feels that they are filmed according to the script, which looks a little fake.

Dou Xiaoye watched the first episode of the third season, and she didn't finish half of it. She paused and said, "Xiao Ke recommended me to watch it. She said it was very interesting. I searched it when I was bored. I didn't expect it. So funny." She pointed to a little girl with ponytails in the video, "Her name is Anni, she is of mixed race, her Chinese is not very good, she stutters when she is in a hurry, she is clever and cute."

Wei Xiao glanced at it and said, "Well, she's a little beauty."

Dou Xiaoye made room for her and said, "Do you want to watch it with me? I want to finish this episode."

Wei Xiao was silent.She originally wanted to have a good time with Dou Xiaoye, after all, they didn't do it last night.But Dou Xiaoye didn't seem to have much sex, so she sighed inaudibly, touched her head, and said, "Look first, I'll go change into pajamas."

"Okay." Dou Xiaoye clicked the play, and started hahaha again, laughing and pounding the bed.

Wei Xiao looked at her slightly trembling little butt, feeling itchy.Seeing Dou Xiaoye's eyes narrowed into a smile, she couldn't help shaking her head and sighing.

She pulled the towel down so low on purpose, she didn't expect that her wife would rather look at a kid than look at her, it hurt her self-esteem too much.

Going to the cloakroom to find a set of pajamas to put on, Wei Xiao got into bed from the other side and lay down next to Dou Xiaoye.Dou Xiaoye turned the screen slightly towards her, but his eyes were still fixed on the video.

Wei Xiao was already dissatisfied with her desires, but Dou Xiaoye acted as if she didn't exist. She was extremely unbalanced, holding her breath in her heart, and said, "Xiaoye."

"Hahahaha——" Dou Xiaoye laughed for a while before noticing her, "What did you say?"

"Is it really that pretty?"

"Yes."

Is it prettier than me?Wei Xiao refrained from asking, because she felt that it would be too pitiful to be jealous of a variety show, and finally she said, "Come on, let's change our positions."

"What position?" Dou Xiaoye blinked, his face changed, "Oh, why are you touching my chest? Stop, stop, stop! Wait until I finish this episode, okay?"

"..." Wei Xiao silently took away the pillow that was pressed under her chest, stared at her blushing face for a while, almost couldn't hold it back, took a deep breath, stood up the pillow and leaned against the head of the bed, "it's not uncomfortable to lie on your stomach Is it? Let's sit and watch."

"Oh...oh!" Dou Xiaoye immediately turned over and changed his posture.

Wei Xiao accompanied her to read the rest of the content, which was really good.The capable dad, the clumsy dad, the funny dad, the confused dad with almost zero life skills, and those cute babies, everything they said and did was full of laughs, she was gradually fascinated, and laughed a few drops tears.

After watching one episode, it was already past eleven o'clock, thinking that Dou Xiaoye would get up early to go to school tomorrow, Wei Xiao didn't have the heart to bother her anymore, and dragged her into the bathroom to wash her hands.

Wei Xiao squeezed the hand sanitizer into her palm.

"Enough is enough."

Wei Xiao didn't listen to her, squeezed a little more, put down the bottle of hand sanitizer, reached out to circle her, held her hand with both hands, stretched it under the sensor faucet, mixed it with water and rubbed slowly, rich foam Quickly wrapped the four hands.

Wei Xiao looked at her in the mirror and said, "Did that dad wash his baby like this just now?"

"Yes." Dou Xiaoye said deliberately, "You are not my father."

"I am your wife."

Dou Xiaoye rolled his eyes, turned his head to kiss her, and called his wife sweetly.

The two kissed in this pose.

By the time they finished kissing, the foam on their hands had been washed away by the water, and they didn't wash it seriously, so they had to do it all over again.

Wei Xiao took a dry towel to help her wipe her hands.Dou Xiaoye snatched it up and said, "I'll come, I'll come."

Dou Xiaoye is in a good mood tonight, Wei Xiao found out while watching the video that Dou Xiaoye really likes children.

Thinking of this, Wei Xiao suddenly thought of one thing.

"Ono."

"Ok?"

"I've inquired. Currently, gay families are not allowed to adopt. adopt. children in China, so..."

Dou Xiaoye suddenly raised his head, looked at her quietly for two seconds, shrugged, and said with a smile: "It's okay, if you can't adopt us, we can live on our own."

Wei Xiao looked at her lowered eyes, not knowing what to say for a while.

Her tone seemed indifferent, but Wei Xiao still caught the flash of disappointment in her eyes.

Dou Xiaoye wants to have a child, this realization made Wei Xiao a little at a loss.