It's not good for a beauty to be so irritable

Baozi and everyone in Liuxian Village are very used to the fourth young village master and the young village master's daily quarrel and three-day fight, so seeing the elder Shaozhai master Chu Shi's veins popping out on the heads of the two younger brothers Knocking out a big bag and carrying it back, each of them just nodded in understanding as a result of their reflections.

Well, yes, this is Liuxianzhai.

Chu Lianyu went out in high spirits, and came back with a bag on her head, feeling very annoyed.

This kind of annoyance was uncontrollable when he heard the sound of rattling behind him, as if pouring oil on it. He waved the teapot in his hand and threw it out in a beautiful arc. The target , the servant Baozi who is not afraid of death eating melon seeds.

"My God!"

The melon seeds that had reached the mouth of the steamed stuffed bun didn't care to swallow them, and quickly and skillfully threw themselves on the ground, barely dodging the moment before the teapot hit his head.

"Master Shaozhai! It will hurt if you hit it!" Baozi lay on the ground, complaining with his mouth puckered.

Seeing his appearance, Chu Lianyu stared, "Then you still dare to make me angry?"

Baozi rolled his eyes, pinched a melon seed and threw it into his mouth, his upper and lower teeth touched, and there was another click, "Is that the fourth young village chief who provoked you, okay?"

Chu Lianyu twitched her eyebrows.

He clasped his hands together, clasped his fingers, walked towards Baozi gloomyly, and paused every word, "What did you say?"

Baozi spit out the melon seed shell casually, and replied nonchalantly, "I mean four..." Before he finished speaking, a pair of boots suddenly appeared in front of him, and when he looked up, he saw Chu Lianyu's gloomy expression, you dare to say another word I beat you to the point where you couldn’t get up, and the cold sweat broke out on your forehead. He put his hands on the ground very quickly, kicked his feet, got up from the lying down position, and took a few steps back without leaving any traces on his feet, hey Ran smirked, "Master Shaozhai, I remembered that the clothes that were dried in the morning have not yet been confiscated, I will go and collect them." After speaking, before Chu Lianyu could speak, she turned her head and ran away without a trace.

"Bastard!" Chu Lianyu yelled at the empty door, "Don't let me see you again today! Otherwise, I will hit you every time I see you!" With nowhere to vent his anger, he punched the door frame with a loud bang , Even the door frame fell halfway down, hanging pitifully on the wall.

Huh, Chu Lianyu retracted her fists, feeling comfortable physically and mentally.

Outside the courtyard, people passing by stomped their feet, stretched their heads to look, and said expressionlessly, "Xiaoyu, the money for repairing the door will be deducted from your monthly bill."

Chu Lianyu froze, then became irritable and furious, "Don't call me Xiaoyu!"

The people outside the courtyard put on a blank face, and changed their words in a polite manner, "Chu Lianyu, the money for repairing the door will be deducted from your monthly bill."

Chu Lianyu was going crazy.

With a punch, the door hanging on the wall fell to the ground completely.

"Chu..." the people outside the courtyard said.

"Understood! Deduct the money, right? Deduct it as you like, and don't call me by that name again!" Chu Lianyu looked at the paralyzed face staring at her in dismay.

"Yeah." The man nodded casually, turned his head and said to the human behind him, "Notify the accountant that the next month's monthly payment for the Shaozhai master will not be paid."

"Yes." The person behind him agreed with a suppressed smile.

Don't send it anymore?

Chu Lianyu was a little puzzled, "Why don't you send it? I haven't received it this month, so I don't need to send it next month?"

The man stared at Chu Lianyu for a while, and Chu Lianyu looked at him without any timidity, expressing his dissatisfaction firmly in his eyes, after all, he is also the young master of Liuxian Village, why can't he receive monthly money!

"Okay." The paralyzed gentleman moved his hand, took out a pocket abacus from his sleeve, and crackled it in his hand, "In this month, you destroyed the trees in the back mountain, burned the kitchen, and broke the lights of the training ground. ...removed the gate in the courtyard." He glanced at Chu Lianyu, his froze face was somewhat sympathetic, "In this way, not only do you not need to receive the monthly payment for the next month, but The also..."

"Okay, I got it." Chu Lianyu interrupted him hastily, afraid of hearing worse news.

Being interrupted, the paralyzed gentleman was slightly displeased, and looked at Chu Lianyu silently, not knowing what he was thinking.

Being stared at by him, Chu Lianyu panicked, who knows what bad tricks the listless third brother is thinking of.He yawned on purpose, stretched his waist again, and said, "Third brother, I want to take a nap." With a paralyzed face, Chu Tian, ​​the owner of the third young village, blinked, but his feet didn't move, Chu Lianyu felt a little uncomfortable Nai, "Third brother, why don't you leave?"

Chu Tian moved his fingers, the little abacus slipped into his sleeve and disappeared, he nodded and walked away.

Chu Lianyu heaved a sigh of relief, thinking that she would not get the money next month, looked at the back of the person who left, and cursed in a low voice, "Scrooge, iron rooster."

The figure who had not walked a few steps stopped.The guard behind him suppressed a smile and looked back at Chu Lianyu sympathetically.

Chu Lianyu looked at Chu Tian provocatively, hum, I'm afraid of you.

"Notify the kitchen," Chu Tian glanced at him, and said to the guards, "From today on, Master Shaozhai will change his three meals a day to two meals a day."

"What?" Chu Lianyu was shocked, "Why?"

The corner of Chu Tian's mouth moved slightly, and he said coldly, "I'm happy."

Ahhhhh!

Chu Lianyu jumped out, like a calf with red eyes, "Chutian! Are you going to fight?"

Chu Tian gave him a disdainful look, then turned around coolly, "Don't fight." The light blue figure quickly disappeared.

unacceptable!

Chu Lianyu threw her fist at the wall.

At the critical moment, thinking of Chutian and the monthly money that he would not receive a few times throughout the year, he hurriedly stopped, with nowhere to vent his anger, and suffered internal injuries.

"Baozi, get out of here." Chu Lianyu yelled.

There were rustling footsteps, Baozi stood still by the door, hid behind the door, and said shyly, "Master Shaozhai, you told me not to appear in front of you today."

"You..." Chu Lianyu's hands were itchy, and she really wanted to beat someone up.

"Haha, little brother, you're bullying Baozi again." A hearty laugh came from behind.

Chu Lianyu turned her head and was pleasantly surprised to see her second brother striding forward with a big sword on his shoulders, every step was extremely free and unrestrained.

"Second brother." Chu Lianyu surrounded him, "What good business did you do this time at the foot of the mountain?"

The visitor, Chu Po, the second young master of Liuxian Village, waved his sword, shook his head and said, "I didn't meet any fat sheep, just some ordinary items, all of which were sent to the warehouse by your third brother."

When Chutian was mentioned, Chu Lianyu became angry, "It's the third brother again."

Chu Po patted his younger brother on the shoulder, and the slap made Chu Lianyu stagger a bit, half of his shoulder went numb, Chu Po quickly reached out to help him stand still, and said with a smile, "Your third brother is in charge of Liuxian Village's finances, It's up to him to take care of it."

In the face of the hearty and heroic second brother, Chu Jingtian has a lot of admiration. His name is tough, and he looks like a tough guy with Kongwu. For example, in the future, he can only eat two meals a day. Naturally, it is not good for idols. The second elder brother mentioned it in front of him, that would be too petty.

He swallowed his complaints, held his second brother's hand and said, "Second brother, when will you take me down the mountain to do business?"

Liuxianzhai is a green forest hero who pulls a big banner to do business, and he talks about the chivalrous way of robbing the rich and helping the poor. Whenever he hears that the second brother goes down to do business again, and the third brother starts helping the poor again, he yearns for it very much, but because of his He didn't want to be a minor problem for outsiders, he only went down the mountain once, and was ordered by his elder brother not to go again.

Chu Po looked at his younger brother who was only reaching his chest with an expectant face, and scratched his head, wondering, "Brother won't let me go, and besides, you don't know the way, how do you do business?"

This is it again!

Chu Lianyu suffered internal injuries, and said aggrievedly, "There are buns."

Baozi behind the door said bitterly, "I don't know martial arts."

Those are all about fighting and killing. If he follows a follower who doesn't know martial arts to kill and rob, isn't that courting death?

"Huh?" Chu Lianyu secretly warned.

"I can go." Baozi quickly changed his words and spoke through the crack of the door, "But the young village master is too brave, I can't keep up, so I can only drag my feet."

Thinking of the speed of the steamed stuffed tortoise, Chu Lianyu remained silent.

Chu Po patted Chu Lianyu's shoulder, and successfully numb the other half of his body, "When you get better, Second Brother will take you down the mountain, ah." After finishing speaking, he walked away with his head held high.

"Second brother." Chu Lianyu reluctantly watched Chu Po's mighty figure go further and further away, and turned back to the courtyard with a numb body.

pat pat pat.

Baozi slipped away before him.

"stop."

Chu Lianyu shouted.

The speed was too slow, Baozi who had just run to the middle of the yard stamped his feet, and turned his head pitifully, "What orders does Shaozhai Master have?"

Chu Lianyu looked at Baozi's chubby little face, chubby body, and unpredictable expression. She strolled up to Baozi, touched his face, and then patted down his shoulders.

The hairs all over Baozi's body stood up, and he dodged in fear, like a good woman facing a bully, "Young Village Master, don't do it." He begged for mercy in a mournful voice.

Chu Lianyu frowned, and said coldly, "Shut up."

He withdrew his hand and stroked his chin in thought.

What is this doing?Baozi was at a loss.

Chu Lianyu looked down at the ground, thinking deeply.

After a while, Baozi looked at Chu Lianyu who had been thinking for a long time, as if he was asleep, and asked tentatively, "Master Shaozhai?"

Chu Lianyu clapped her hands together, as if she had made up her mind, she was a little relaxed, but also a little expectant, and said, "Baozi, from tomorrow onwards, you will go to Chu Jing to learn lightness kung fu."

The Chu family's martial arts are divided into four parts: wind, rain, thunder and lightning. The fourth child, Chu Jing, learned the "wind" part. "Thunder" department, he is very good at hard kung fu, the boss practiced "electricity" department, his swordsmanship is amazing, the youngest Chu Lianyu envied his second brother's mighty strength since childhood, coupled with natural brute force, so he also practiced "thunder" Part of martial arts, known for its rigidity.

Therefore, if Baozi wants to learn lightness kung fu, among the four brothers, he can only go to the fourth brother Chu Jing.Thinking of Chu Jing's damned ridicule, he could only ask him for help, Chu Lianyu looked humiliated.

"Success is only allowed, failure is not allowed." He ordered Baozi, "It's best to learn in three months, no, learn in one month." He set a tight time limit, if he learns faster, he can go down the mountain earlier .

"One month?" Baozi was shocked, can he learn Qinggong well in one month?He despaired of the foreseeable consequences.

That afternoon, Chu Lianyu drove Baozi to Chu Jing's yard.

"Be sure to succeed in your studies." Before leaving, Chu Lianyu ordered solemnly.

Seeing that Chu Lianyu had made up his mind, the tearful Baozi pushed the door helplessly.

What is the Fourth Young Master doing at this time?

Because Chu Lianyu was an idiot, Baozi, who had been following his master all the time and rarely dealt with the master of the Fourth Shaozhai, was a little apprehensive. He should have done his homework before coming here.

At the very least, he should bring the food that the fourth young village chief likes to eat to show his sincerity.

"Let's take a look first." Baozi pouted, peeping through the crack of the door.

"Yo, Baozi."

Someone behind him spoke.

Baozi was taken aback, he stood up straight as if his butt was on fire, and stammered his greeting, "Fourth, Fourth Young Village Master."

"What are you doing at the gate of my yard?" Chu Jing narrowed her eyes, looking at the bun shaking like a little white rabbit.

"Master Shaozhai asked me to come!"

Frightened, Baozi confessed to Chu Lianyu without hesitation.

"Oh?" Chu Jing asked with interest, "What does Xiao Yuyu want you to do with me? Doesn't he hate me the most?"

It's because I hate you the most that I left me here and then turned around and left.

Baozi resentfully thought of the master who left him here to fend for himself.

"I asked you to learn lightness kung fu." Baozi replied respectfully.

"Pfft." Chu Jing suppressed a smile, "What's the use of learning lightness kung fu? Little Yuyu can't even climb trees."

Um, the fact that Chu Lianyu can't climb trees has nothing to do with him, he was just ordered to learn qinggong so that he can keep up with his master's pace and lead him, a road idiot, to do business.

"Master Shaozhai, he wants to go down the mountain." Baozi thought for a while and replied cautiously.

Chu Jing smiled, pushed the door open and entered the room, "Lu Chi also wants to go down the mountain, aren't you afraid of getting lost again?"

That's why I was asked to learn Qinggong.

Baozi complained in his heart.

Chu Jing hugged her chest, with a smile on her face, "If Xiao Yuyu wants to go down the mountain to rob the road, just follow the brothers. If he runs away halfway and wants to kill the enemy by himself, then it's useless for you to learn light kung fu." Chu Jing looked at With a confused look on his face, Baozi smiled and said, "No matter how good your qinggong is, you can't catch up with someone who is walking around."

"That makes sense." Baozi bit his finger and nodded in agreement.

That is, there is no need to learn it, and it is useless to learn it.

Baozi said happily, "Since that's the case, I'm going back, the Fourth Young Master."

"Stop." Chu Jing leisurely called Baozi who was about to leave, "Did I let you go?"

Baozi stopped and looked at Chu Jing's malicious smile in surprise, "What, what are you doing?"

It was late at night, Chu Lianyu was sitting in the courtyard, hungry.

Since Chutian ordered the kitchen to deliver only two meals a day, no one delivered dinner. From noon to now, he only drank water and did not eat a drop of rice.

Gollum.

The belly rumbled again.

Chu Lianyu picked up the teacup and drank it down.

The cold tea poured into the stomach, and the hunger in the stomach became worse.

Damn Chutian.

Thinking of that paralyzed face, Chu Lianyu squeezed the cup into scum in his hands, thinking about the scene of beating Chutian after he mastered martial arts in the future.

cough cough.

There was a cough from outside, the sound sounded like Chutian's bastard third brother, Chu Lianyu's hand shook, and the cup wreckage in his palm was as hot as his hand, and he threw it into the flowers to destroy the corpse.

The people outside the door walked away without stopping, Chu Lianyu let out a long breath.

So hungry.

Chu Lianyu sat upright, thinking that her family always had followers with all kinds of snacks.

I don't know how far Baozi has learned.

One month, you should be able to learn well, right?

Chu Lianyu thought uncertainly.

"Master Shaozhai."

There was a weak voice at the door, it was Baozi.

"How are you doing?"

Chu Lianyu stood up, condescendingly looking down at Baozi who was holding on to the door, which was precariously falling.

Baozi waved his hands, and walked into the yard feebly, like an old man in his seventies or eighties, staggering, "Let's not talk about this, Shaozhaizhu, is there anything to eat?"

As soon as the voice fell, the courtyard suddenly fell silent.

After a while, two stomach growls sounded at the same time, which was extremely clear in the quiet night.

Baozi looked up in disbelief, "You didn't have dinner either?"

Chu Lianyu rubbed her disappointing stomach and got angry in embarrassment, "How can I eat if the kitchen doesn't deliver food!"

Baozi groaned in despair, collapsed to the ground, and wailed, "Why?"

Chu Lianyu looked at him like an idiot, "Didn't you hear the third brother's order to have two meals a day?"

Baozi instantly understood why Chu Jing didn't allow the people around him to feed him, and even claimed that he shared joys and sorrows with Shaozhai Master.

"Master Shaozhai, have you caused trouble again?" Baozi asked resentfully, "Why is there no food in our yard?"

Chu Lianyu cast a sideways glance at the bedroom with only half a door, and shouted, "It's long-winded. If you don't eat, you don't eat. A man, are you afraid of starving to death?"

"Master Shaozhai has a solution?" Baozi's eyes lit up, as if he could already smell the delicious food.

Chu Lianyu coughed, turned her face away, and said, "Don't you like hiding food the most?"

Baozi felt as if struck by lightning, "You are the majestic young master of Liuxian Village, and you actually covet your subordinates' snacks!"

Chu Lianyu moved her toes and kicked Baozi, "Stop talking nonsense, take it out."

Baozi succumbed to his coercion, took out his purse, and handed it in reluctantly, "That's all."

Chu Lianyu took it, spread out her hands, poured the contents of the purse into her hands, and paused.

Three melon seeds lay alone in the palm of my hand.

Chu Lianyu threw away the melon seeds, grabbed Baozi's skirt, "Are you kidding me?"

Baozi yelled in fright, "No, no, there is only so much left. I picked water all afternoon, and I was so hungry that I finished eating!"

"What did you say?"

Baozi quietly opened his eyes, looked at Chu Lianyu's gloomy face, and repeated in a low voice, "I'm done eating."

"Last sentence." Chu Lianyu said impatiently.

"I picked water all afternoon?" Baozi repeated suspiciously.

Chu Lianyu's face was as black as coal, and her fingers creaked, "I told you to learn Qinggong, have you picked water all afternoon?"

Seeing that the fist was about to fall, Baozi covered his face with his hands, and yelled, "It's the master of the fourth young village who said that the master is Lu crazy, and I am not crazy. I learn lightness kung fu to cure the master's Lu crazy. Don't let me learn."

"Chu Jing!" Chu Lianyu let go of Baozi's skirt, pushed open the door, and strode away.

Leaving behind the door that slammed to the ground, and the lingering fear of Baozi.

It's time for another fight.

Baozi, who was so hungry that he didn't have the energy to get up, thought to himself, should he take advantage of the chaos and steal some hanging flower cakes from the owner of the fourth young village to eat, he is already starving to death.Incarnate as a reptile, Baozi burst into tears as he struggled to find food. These days, it is very important to find a reliable master. If the master is not reliable, his subordinates will starve to death.