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"Third brother, third brother, hahaha, let me tell you what's good about you?" Chen Xi finally stopped laughing, and smiled at Chenggong and Sang Tian who rushed over: "Our school bully, male god, school grass , classmate Dong Xiaohui actually made such a low-level mistake, why? It was because he had a guilty conscience and fell into a misunderstanding..."

"Speak human." Dong Xiaohui narrowed his eyes: "Believe it or not, I will let the cub come down and bite you?"

"Third brother, clothes are always just clothes, just like Congrui, who is clearly wearing a golden retriever dog outfit now, but people will treat it like a pig, and when he wears a panda costume, others will not treat him as a panda, and The body shape is also suitable, and it doesn’t need to be as laborious as making a golden retriever dog suit, and it also needs to be decorated with long artificial fur.”

Dong Xiaohui: ...

Am I really a top student?

At this moment, Dong Xiaohui, a student from the top school, fell into deep doubts about himself.

He couldn't figure it out, such a simple truth, why didn't he think of it at all before?The most suitable clothes for cubs are obviously panda clothes, because it is a panda itself.I never hoped that it would become the size of a golden retriever dog if it wore a golden retriever suit, didn't it?

Chenggong Sangtian and others also laughed, and Dong Xiaohui was about to cry, thinking of the few golden retriever dog clothes left in the cabinet: "It's over, I bought several of them. The most important thing is, I'm afraid no one will buy them again now." Come here to deliver the courier? Now there are so many zombie news on the Internet, and there has also been a mummified corpse incident in N City, the courier must be affected."

Chen Xi said: "It's okay, why do you have to buy it online? Could it be that before online shopping, everyone's life would be difficult? Third brother, you can take this golden retriever dog suit, find a tailor shop, and let them make it according to this size. It’s good to make two sets of panda suits, now many pets will wear clothes in winter, and the tailor shop has rich experience. At least it’s more expensive, but you don’t take this little money seriously, do you?”

"Yeah." Dong Xiaohui nodded again and again. Thinking of Qiuliang being able to wear a panda costume to accompany him to show off in the market, a great desire arose in his heart, and he quickly said to Chen Xi: "Good idea, let's do it this way. Um... I will go this weekend do this."

"The conclusion we just analyzed, should we call the police?"

Chen Xi suddenly turned back to the topic, Dong Xiaohui was stunned, and murmured: "Wei Ran meant to call the police, after all, this matter may be related to the survival of all human beings."

"Because of this, you can't act rashly." Chen Xi looked at Chenggong: "Boss, you call Wei Ran. If he doesn't go to the police, tell him not to act rashly, and tell the outside world that his illness has suddenly recovered."

"But we know this is the case, and it seems unreasonable not to notify the police." Dong Xiaohui frowned, as he said just now, this may be related to the survival of all human beings.

"It's good for the few of us to know about this. As for the police, have you forgotten the existence of voice changers? Find a public phone booth, use the voice changer to call the police station, explain the situation, and what to do with the rest. That's their business."

"Actually... we should be able to find out. After all, Wei Ran's condition in the psychiatric hospital is very different from his current condition."

Sang Tian muttered, and Chen Xi said indifferently: "What's the matter? He wanted to report the crime, didn't he? Now we only explain the situation without revealing his identity. He, but there is no evidence, and they may not act rashly."

"Why do you act rashly? You don't really believe those jokes about slice research, do you?" Dong Xiaohui glared at Chen Xi, then saw him shrug his shoulders, and muttered: "Anyway, if human beings have no bottom line, they are more cunning and sinister than wolves."

"Huh? What did you say?" The three didn't hear clearly.

"It's nothing. What I mean is that people's hearts are unpredictable. You must not have the intention to harm others, and you must have the intention to guard against others." Chen Xi yawned and straightened up: "Anyway, I provided the method, and it depends on how to do it." you."

"What do you mean looking at us? As if you are not one of us."

Sang Tian made a "cut", turned around and said to Dong Xiaohui and Chenggong: "Boss, third brother, I think fourth brother's suggestion is good, what do you think?"

"Then let's do it this way." After successfully making a decision, he returned to the living room and called Wei Ran.

"Master, he went in."

Seeing Dong Xiaohui getting off the off-road vehicle in front and walking into a tailor shop with a bag, the driver hurriedly reported to Feng Tian in the back seat.

"I have eyes, so there's no need for you to tell me such nonsense." Feng Tian snorted coldly, and then heard the driver say again: "The one sitting in the co-pilot seems to be that panda."

"Of course it's that panda, and Dong Xiaohui doesn't have any other bears." Feng Tian tapped his fingers on his leg, and then the driver continued to ask: "Young master, didn't you say you didn't have a coincidence, did you want to create a coincidence? Why not?" Not going down?"

"You mean, let me go down now, and then walk into the tailor's shop and say to him, Huh? Xiaohui, it's you, what a coincidence."

Feng Tian glanced at the driver: "If he asks me how I know he's in the tailor shop, do you think I'll tell him bluntly that I'm following him? Or just tell him that I'm a cultivator and I've become a How about you have sharp eyes?"

The driver touched his nose and dared not make a sound.

Feng Tian snorted and fixed his eyes on the off-road vehicle in front of him.When he thought of the cold young man who treated him with no pretense, and the squirrel beside him, he wished he could call people over immediately and snatch Minnan and Minxiong back together.

Just as he was thinking about the thrill of robbery, the driver beside him who always wanted to prove his wisdom in front of the young master said again: "Master, if you want to get that young man, it's not enough to just create chance encounters. Under the circumstances, it will be more useful for you to hold the hand of a beautiful woman to create a chance encounter."

"Shut up." Feng Tianhuo: "Can you stop showing your stupidity in front of me? Also, don't read those messy romance novels. What the hell do you think Dong Xiaohui has feelings for me and wants to play hard to get? Are you still holding on to me?" The hand of a beautiful woman, that will only make him think that I am a philandering carrot, and despise me even more, okay?"

"Uh……"

The driver realized that he could not catch up with the young master in this respect, so he finally shut up resentfully.

Seeing Dong Xiaohui's figure appearing behind the shop door, Feng Tian pushed open the car door and dashed down, arrived in front of the tailor's shop in three or two steps, then extended his hand to Dong Xiaohui who pushed the door out and said hello: "Huh? Xiaohui, It's you? What a coincidence."

Dong Xiaohui was startled, looked over, saw that it was Feng Tian, ​​and frowned slightly: "What do you mean? You are waiting for me here specially?"

Feng Tian: ... Did you miss it?This Dong Xiaohui is also a cultivator?Otherwise, how could there be such a keen intuition?This young master's acting skills are not so bad.

"Uh...how did you know?" Even though he was extremely embarrassed, Feng Tian still put on a bright smile, as if he was fearless.

"Guess."

The smile stiffened.

"But it's confirmed now."

The smile stiffened even more.

"Tell me, what are you waiting for me here? Uh! You're not following me, are you?"

The smile remained stiff.

"Feng Tian..."

"Stop it. Please give me some time to ease this damn embarrassment."

Feng Tian stretched out his hand to stop Dong Xiaohui, then turned around silently, inhaled, inhaled again, inhaled deeply, and finally finished his psychological construction, showing a sunny smile again.

Just as he was about to turn around, he saw his driver poking his head out of the car: "Master, everyone has left."

The sound of the car engine starting behind him, Feng Tian looked back, and saw the familiar off-road vehicle driving on the road in a blink of an eye and galloping away.

The... second time.

It was the second time that he was rejected so simply and neatly, but Feng Tian still looked at the direction in which the car disappeared in disbelief.

"You...you tell me honestly, do I...have I grown into a person who hates ghosts?"

Sensing the driver approaching, Young Master Feng, whose self-confidence had been severely traumatized, asked in a daze, while touching his face, as if everything was an illusion.

"Young master, even if you can't be called the most beautiful man in the world, you are still very personable." The driver said sincerely, "People hate ghosts and hate words, and you have nothing to do with them."

"You're talking nonsense." Young Master Feng was about to cry, "You must be flattering me because of my identity."

The driver sighed, always feeling that the young master with this appearance told him not to read those romance novels, it was really not convincing.So he said quietly: "Master, I can understand that you suspect that I am flattering you. After all, I am your bodyguard and subordinate. But there are so many male and female students in the university. They don't know your identity. You should believe in the enthusiasm of those people for you." Right? Among them are rich families."

"Then why did Dong Xiaohui ignore me?" Feng Tian finally regained some confidence, but when he thought of Dong Xiaohui's lofty attitude that he didn't even bother to say a word to him, this confidence was immediately on the verge of collapse again.

"I don't know." The driver sighed: "I haven't studied psychology. Maybe... because there is a bear beside him?"

"There is a bear beside him, what does it have to do with me?" Feng Tian's face turned livid: "Don't you want to say that my young master's charm is not as good as that bear?"

"I dare not." The driver shook his head honestly, thought for a while and then hesitated: "But it is not an ordinary bear after all, the young master is human, it is just a panda, it is hard to compare in terms of appearance, but if it is more cute... ...Uh...you don't need to say the rest directly to your subordinates?" The young master is in a stage of serious self-doubt, so the driver is very cautious.

"You're right, no matter how cute it is, it's just a panda. It's impossible for Dong Xiaohui to have a hobby of animals."

After all, Feng Tian was a cultivator, so he quickly regained his composure, clenched his fists and said in a deep voice, "People and bears have different ways, they can't have any results. Xiaohui only made a bad first impression of me. Ignore it. Yes, it must be like this. So the most urgent thing now is to reverse my image in his mind to the greatest extent, and make it as tall as possible."

"What is the young master going to do?" The driver was in awe: You really deserve to be the young master. Just from this precise analysis, you can know that he reads several times as many romance novels as I do.

"You said, since ancient times, what is the most effective and most touching method?"

But Feng Tian suddenly pretended to be Gao Shen again, looking at his loyal subordinates calmly, and put his skills of picking up girls to the test.

"Of course it's a hero saving the beauty." The driver replied without thinking, and it seemed that he was yearning for this method.

"Okay then, I'll come to a hero to save the beauty." Feng Tian snapped his fingers, the movement was very chic and handsome, which immediately caused the screams of several little girls on the side of the road.

After glancing at the red-eyed little girls over there, Young Master Feng finally regained all his self-confidence, held his head high again, and walked towards his Bentley.

"Master, are you sure you want to use the means of a hero to save the beauty? Are you sure you won't become a heroic bear to save the beauty in the end?"

The driver muttered something in the back, causing Young Master Feng's confident steps to stagger suddenly. The guy looked at the driver angrily, and secretly thought that this bastard followed me into the world, didn't he really want to destroy my perfect image?

However, I have to admit that the question raised by the driver is very realistic: if you can't lure that rolling spirit away from Dong Xiaohui, then it will probably turn into a heroic bear saving the beauty in the end.

"You have to be prepared with both hands."

Feng Tian said in a low voice: "That rolling spirit should only have the cultivation of the second level of the Qi refining period, so we need to arrange two people who are stronger than him."

The driver nodded again and again: "What about the second-hand preparation?"

"Let the senior brother preside over the other preparations and find a way to lure the panda away. Make sure not to let him destroy my plan."

The driver knew that the senior in the young master's mouth was referring to Deng Qingyun, if the other party arranged it, it would be foolproof.So he immediately looked at his young master with admiration: "Young master, you are truly a genius, with such a thorough plan, you will definitely be able to capture that person one by one."

Feng Tian showed a confused and confident smile: "Of course, I don't even look at who I am. The son of the head of the Spirit Beast Sect can't do such a trivial thing, so what face do I have to meet the disciples of the sect? "

"Now, there is only one question left. Young master, how can you lure Dong Xiaohui to a secluded place in such a depressed situation where zombies may appear at any time, so that you can stage a heroic rescue drama."

Feng Tian: ...

"Hui, why don't you just ask for a sick day."

The anxious and frightened voice on the phone made Dong Xiaohui's drowsiness disappear, and he sat up from the bed suddenly: "What's the matter, boss? What happened?"

"The cub has been exposed. Now the whole school, from the principal to the sweeping aunt, knows that the big golden retriever that fell from the sky was your pet on the day the zombies attacked."

Cheng Cheng sighed: "So if you come to school now, you will face an overwhelming war of words. I even wonder if our principal is sitting in the office, ready to interrogate you."

"How... how did it get exposed?" Dong Xiaohui's forehead was dripping with cold sweat: "It's Sangsang, right? I knew that guy was a no-nonsense..."

"Hey, Xiaohui, you can't wrong me like this. The conscience of heaven and earth, although your second brother is lively and easy-going, it is very easy to get along with the crowd, but when have I ever done something that broke the chain? The importance of the son is in my heart Can it be counted? How could it be possible to actively expose it?"

"You didn't drink?"

Dong Xiaohui couldn't help asking, and then he heard Sang Tian screaming on the other end of the phone: "I still drink? Your evil fourth brother has made a rule that I am not even allowed to drink Coca-Cola before I have practiced my oral English. He said that it will easily affect the tongue. , Don’t you think this is a bunch of shit..."

The howling went away, and Dong Xiaohui was able to imagine the scene where Sang Tian was brutally dragged out of the door by Chen Xi. He couldn't help shivering, and then he heard Chenggong say: "This time it really has nothing to do with Sang Sang. There is a taxi in front of our school. I don’t know which two unlucky people talked about Zaier in the car. The driver heard it. He pulled you and Congrui, so he immediately said that it was your son. pig."

"What? Brother Zhao? This guy, I... I obviously didn't let him talk about it."

Cheng Cheng sighed: "Hui, if it was normal, Brother Zhao might be able to keep the secret for you, but after hearing the topic of Congrui fighting zombies, if I were him, I couldn't calmly continue to help you keep this secret."

Dong Xiaohui was speechless, and it took him a while to rake his hair in annoyance: "Then what should I do? I... Do I want everyone to watch Congrui? What if someone recognizes him as a panda?"

Dong Xiaohui still has a bigger problem that he didn't say: Kung Fu Panda's lies can stop the boss from asking the bottom line, but Kung Fu Pig's words may not stop the principal and professors from asking the bottom line.

"That's why I asked you to take sick leave today. Forgive me and your second brother and fourth brother can only think of this way. Of course, if you are cruel, you might as well drop out of school. Doesn't it mean that the protection center has accepted you as a regular employee?" ? It’s not bad to be a panda breeder in this life, isn’t it? Specially responsible for raising our Congrui.”

"Boss, stop joking, I'm not in the mood right now." Dong Xiaohui got out of bed and walked around on the ground: "Forget it, I'll find a way by myself, I can't just escape, I can escape through the first day of junior high school." Fifteen?"

"If that's the case, you can come here generously. No matter who asks, it's easier to accept that Xie'er is a pig than a panda, and it won't cause trouble for the protection center. Anyway, Xie'er is wearing a dog costume. It's about the size of a pig, and I don't think anyone can catch it and find out."

"That won't work, boss." Sang Tian's voice rang next to the phone again: "If the students ask how the pig has such a tough fighting power, what will Xiaohui say?"

Success was speechless, and Dong Xiaohui was also speechless. After a long while, I heard Chen Xi's heavy voice on the other side of the phone: "It's a wild boar, its parents are mountain and forest tyrants, and the warlike gene runs in its blood. I learned Kung Fu from the martial arts movie. Since we can have Kung Fu Panda, it would be nice to have a Kung Fu Wild Boar to complement each other.”

success:……

Sang Tim: ...

Dong Xiaohui: ...

The sky failed to fulfill people's wishes, and Qiu Liang was finally exposed.But as Sang Tian said, with his skill and cultivation, no one has the ability to catch him and find out.Even if someone suspected that he had become a spirit, as long as Dong Xiaohui refused to admit it, there was nothing he could do.

Fortunately, although Dong Xiaohui has a gentle temperament, his willpower is very firm.After arriving at the school, facing the repeated bombardment by the principal and his classmates, he stood firm without changing his expression, and insisted that the cub was a kung fu boar. As for how he practiced kung fu, he didn't know. When he came to his house to steal chickens, he already possessed this ability.Others, no matter how you ask, I don't know anyway.

Someone proposed to meet with Kung Fu Wild Boar in person, preferably taking a group photo, but Dong Xiaohui ruthlessly refused.Even if the headmaster applied in person, Dong Xiaohui just asked Qiu Liang to stand on the high artificial rock in the artificial lake next to the grove, leaving everyone with a majestic golden retriever figure condescendingly.

Evolved zombies have appeared, and a kung fu boar seems to be unacceptable.

The students who looked up at the figure of the "wild boar" by the lake were full of praise, and there were some voices of doubt: "Can wild boars be so fat? This size seems to be fatter than my family's [-]-jin year-old pig last year."

The sound was not small, and it drifted into Qiu Liang's ears with the wind, and Gun Gun couldn't help but let out an angry roar: "Fuck, I'm only over 200 catties, do you know that's over 200 catties? Blind?

There are also some warriors who put curiosity above everything else. After whispering together, they sneaked down regardless of the cold lake water in late autumn, trying to form an encirclement circle around the rockery.

It's a pity that just two steps after swimming out, without waiting for Dong Xiaohui's warning, I saw the big golden retriever on the rockery jump down, jumped into the lake water and stepped on the water, the two front paws turned back and forth a few times, originally calm Several layers of waves suddenly appeared in the lake water, and the warriors were shivering from the cold. When the waves surged, each of them drank a few mouthfuls of lake water and had to go ashore in embarrassment.

"It's amazing. Xiaohui, this one of yours is really just a Kung Fu wild boar, not the heavenly Zhu Bajie descending to earth?"

Some classmates made fun of Dong Xiaohui, but Chen Xi said coolly: "What do you know? This wild boar is extremely powerful. The big wild boar in the mountain forest can pull up a century-old tree. Look at this one, it is bigger than the one in the mountain forest. Adult wild boars don’t know how many times bigger, so their strength must have multiplied. It’s okay, let’s rest, for Xiaohui’s sake, they came to protect us, this is a great kindness, don’t make trouble anymore It, when the time comes, even Xiaohui will abandon it, you say my third brother is wronged or not."

Dong Xiaohui: ... Shouldn't it be more appropriate for me to put on an expression of grievance like the sea?