Gun Gun will take you to cultivate immortality

Dong Xiaohui was lying on the bed and was anxious to get angry, when he saw his own bear came back with drooping eyebrows, a bear's head hanging down like an eggplant beaten by frost, his sturdy figure seemed to be desolate no matter what .

"Xiao'er, what's wrong?" Dong Xiaohui was startled, thinking that he didn't hear the sound of the pot being broken, so there must be a fire, right?No, Zai'er's fur is very smooth, obviously it hasn't been burned by fire, so what's wrong?

"Hmm."

Qiu Liang walked to the bed, raised his head and looked at Dong Xiaohui in shame, his small eyes were wet, showing such a pitiful and aggrieved expression, seeing that Dong Xiaohui couldn't understand, he took out the whiteboard and A fountain pen, wrote on it: "The Xiong family can't cook, the Xiong family has never cooked."

With a sound of "Puff", Dong Xiaohui couldn't help laughing, and hugged the black and white dumpling, feeling both fond and moved in his heart, he stroked Qiuliang's hair and said: "Good boy, you definitely don't know how to cook ,It’s nothing to be ashamed of, oh no, loser, you are so good, you can do everything, you can fight, you can refine weapons, you can also make alchemy, you have to leave a way for brother to survive, right? If you can’t even cook It’s not a problem, so what’s the use of me?”

"Yeah." Qiu Liang hugged Dong Xiaohui emotionally, thinking how sympathetic Twolegs is, how comforting this comfort is.

In the end, neither of them ordered takeaway. Dong Xiaohui couldn't get out of bed, and Qiuliang didn't want to open the door in a dog costume. The most important thing was that Dong Xiaohui was afraid of scaring the delivery boy. After all, he would open the door and pay, even if the delivery boy treated him like a pig. This is too humane, what if the little brother misunderstands that this is a pig that became refined after the founding of the People's Republic of China?Although it has indeed matured.

So when Qiuliang said that he could eat bamboo, bamboo shoots, apples and other things to satisfy his hunger, Dong Xiaohui also remembered that this is a normal panda meal, so there is no need to order takeaway.

Lying back on the bed again, Qiu Liang quickly climbed up, lifted the quilt, got into the bed, and lay down beside him.

"Xiaoer, what is this for?" Dong Xiaohui asked suspiciously, but soon he understood, because his upper body was still naked, so soon his skin could feel the temperature slowly rising from Qiuliang's smooth fur, just like the wrapped Like an electric blanket.

"Boy, are you too capable?" Dong Xiaohui rubbed his forehead and couldn't help laughing: "Is this to help me sweat? Do you want to do this decathlon?"

"Hmm..." What decathlon?Isn't this expecting you to hurry up?I heard that fever is very uncomfortable.

"Okay, baby, you don't need to be here, brother, just add two more quilts."

Dong Xiaohui patted the bear's head, but saw that his own bear was stubbornly refusing to leave, so he had no choice but to say: "Aren't you hungry? Go and eat, I don't have the strength to supervise you today, I don't care about apples, carrots and honey." Enough, but not too much."

Qiu Liang shook her head, wondering when can't she eat?Don't talk nonsense, go to sleep quickly, cover your body with sweat, and you will probably be completely healed when you wake up tomorrow.

Dong Xiaohui saw that his bear was refusing, and he really didn't have the strength to speak anymore, so he had to let Qiu Liang go.

Wrapped in warm smooth fur, this is really an indescribable kind of comfort and pleasure. Dong Xiaohui soon fell asleep in this top-level enjoyment.

Seeing that Duke Zhou was already waving to him, he suddenly felt a furry feeling on his face. He opened his eyes in a daze, and saw Qiu Liang's mouth rubbing against his face, so he couldn't help laughing and said: "Everyone I said, go eat when you're hungry, don't worry about me."

The bear's mouth stopped instantly, and then Qiuliang removed the bear's head as if nothing had happened, lowered his eyes guiltily, and thought to himself that I had no other intentions, I just saw that Xiaohui's feverish face was as cute as a red apple, so I couldn't help but suck it After two bites, um, that's it.

How could Dong Xiaohui know the struggle in his heart?This time he fell asleep quickly.Noticing that his breathing had stabilized, Qiu Liang was greatly relieved, and couldn't help rubbing against his body, until he realized that his body had become sweaty, so he carefully got up and got out of the bed .

Dong Xiaohui slept deeply, and didn't realize that the bear beside him had left.So Qiuliang jumped to the ground, fluffed his hair, and looked at Dong Xiaohui again to make sure he was still fast asleep, then ran out of the bedroom.

The living room was not lit, but there was bright moonlight coming in. Qiu Liang came to the computer and turned it on proficiently. Genius cultivators also know how to play computers on a daily basis, so they are very familiar with this set of procedures.

Opening the webpage, Qiu Liang tilted her head and thought for a while, then entered the words "sexy beauties" in the search bar, and then tapped the Enter key.After the webpage changed, I clicked on one of the pages.

Wearing a swimsuit, a lot of pictures of beautiful women popped up in an instant, and their white bodies shook so badly that the bear's eyes almost blurred.Qiu Liang browsed one by one, the more she looked, the more flustered she became.

what happened?Although cultivators are all pure-hearted and ascetic, when he watched these things on the computer and even the sex between men and women, and accumulated experience for finding Taoist couples in the future, he obviously still reacted, but he could suppress it.But why now seeing these youthful and beautiful bodies, he didn't even react at all?It can't be because of being a panda. Obviously, when he faced Xiaohui's naked | body, it seemed that there was a fire burning in his body.

Unwilling to give up, Qiu Liang went to look for a website with some kind of movie, but couldn't find it, and suddenly remembered that Dong Xiaohui was also in his youth, which boy at this age doesn't have a few movies in his hands?So I opened all the disks of the computer, and finally dragged out even the hidden disk, but I didn't find a movie.

Xiaohui seems to be different from other boys!Qiu Liang leaned on her chin and fell into deep thought: Isn't this too pure?How many boys his age can really be like a blank sheet of paper?Is he really not curious about things between men and women?Well, it doesn't matter if he's curious or not, Qiu Liang, what's with the excitement in your heart?

After a while, Qiu Liang couldn't deny his excitement. This made him vaguely understand a certain fact, but he still didn't give up. Finally, after a long time of fiddling, he finally found an online website that could be called a "fish that slipped through the net", and clicked on it casually. After watching the video for a while, I found that no matter how the men and women on the screen were tumbling, the Xiong family's heart didn't fluctuate at all, and they even wanted to laugh.

It's over, it's really in Xiaohui's hands.Qiu Liang let out a long sigh, closed the page, then turned off the computer, and started pacing uncontrollably.

"Cub..."

When Dong Xiaohui woke up, he felt that his body was looser, but his surroundings were empty, and he couldn't sleep anyway, so he wanted to take a walk to see what Qiu Liang was doing.

Finally, when I came to the living room, under the bright moonlight, I saw a big bear with its front paws on its back, its body straightened and its head lowered, pacing back and forth in the hall.It's just that it's normal for a human to do this action, but it's a bear to do it. No matter how you look at it, it feels... so funny.

Qiu Liang was awakened by Dong Xiaohui's voice, and when he saw the slender figure not far away, he was startled, and looked back guiltily: it's ok, ok, the computer was turned off a long time ago.

Looking back, Dong Xiaohui was casually wearing a long pajamas, the belt around his waist was loosely tied, his neck and chest were bare|exposing a large area of ​​skin, and the moonlight shrouded his face, making his already handsome face seem to glow. Be charming.

"Baby, what's wrong with you?"

Dong Xiaohui looked at his bear suspiciously, why did the cub just stare at him blankly?He couldn't help touching his face: it's okay, there are no flowers or grass.

"Mmmmmmm..."

Xiaohui, you are so pretty.

Qiu Liang walked over, staring at the face that he never tired of seeing, his mouth opened involuntarily, and the saliva dripped on the floor.

Dong Xiaohui sighed, took out a wet wipe from the pocket of his pajamas, wiped the drool off the floor, and said, "Boy, are you hungry? Okay, wait, brother will cook for you now. "

Too...too dangerous.

Qiuliang once again discovered the benefits of being a bear: if he was a human being and dared to drool at Xiaohui, his wolfish ambition would definitely be exposed, but because he was a bear, Xiaohui didn't know anything and thought he was hungry.

"Hmm."

Grabbing Dong Xiaohui who was walking towards the kitchen, Qiu Liang yelled loudly: "He's not hungry, and he doesn't want Dong Xiaohui to cook as soon as he recovers."

"It's okay, bro, it's all right, besides, not only do I have to cook for you, but I also have to eat something for myself." Dong Xiaohui rubbed the beautiful fluffy bear face in front of him, and kissed it again: "Wait, In the middle of the night, let's order a simple meal, and it will be ready soon."

Qiu Liang stared blankly at Dong Xiaohui entering the kitchen, then stretched out his bear paw and touched the place where he was kissed just now: He had been kissed countless times, but this time, probably because he had just figured out what he wanted, he felt this A kiss means a lot.

sealed with a kiss!yeah!sealed with a kiss!The Xiong family doesn't care, Xiaohui is mine now, I kissed him and he kissed me, the two of us are in love with each other, as long as I become a human, we can double cultivate, yay!

The excited black and white dumpling spread joy in the living room. After running a few steps, they jumped up and jumped in the air, circled the living room, and suddenly ran to the single sofa, arched their heads, pushed it down, and then ran again. The next target is the hanger.

As soon as Dong Xiaohui turned off the range hood, he heard the sound of ping-ping-pong-pong from the living room, and hurried out to take a look, only to see that the living room, which was extremely clean just now, is now a mess.

Two single sofas were pushed down on the ground; several hangers were lying in a mess; a vase with silk flowers in it was rolling around on the ground; the shelf next to the TV cabinet with DVDs was also down.

Now Qiu Liang is climbing up the railing of the stairs, and based on the tragic scene in the living room, Dong Xiaohui has reason to believe that this bear that has gone mad for some reason is absconding in fear of crime.

"Cub."

Dong Xiaohui was so angry that he rushed over in two or three steps, but Qiu Liang looked back: no, all his crimes were exposed, so he hugged the railing tightly and stepped up his escape.

As a result, he heard the footsteps behind him getting closer and closer. He panicked, and the bear's paw slipped, so with a "crack", he fell firmly from the railing, and fell on his back.

"Cub."

Dong Xiaohui was so frightened that his heart almost stopped beating. He knew that this guy had rough skin and thick flesh, and it didn't matter if he fell a few times when he was a kid. Now that he's grown up, his ability to resist blows should be stronger, but he couldn't help but feel frightened. , hurriedly ran down the stairs, and yelled: "How is it? Did you fall? Does it hurt?"

Qiu Liang rolled and got up from the ground, and was about to continue "fleeing in fear of crime", when he heard Dong Xiaohui's words, he immediately realized that this was a good opportunity to sell miserably, so he took advantage of the trend and lay down on the ground, humming, his huge body lay on the floor Rolling around, pretending to be in pain.

Dong Xiaohui was confused when he was concerned, and he was really fooled. He rushed over and hugged the fat body and began to check, while pressing the bear's skin nervously: "Is it painful here? What about here? How is it here? Broken to the bone..."

"Baa chug chug..."

Qiu Liang suddenly let out a series of cries similar to when a horse is tumbling, this is the language of a panda when it is extremely happy, and it can be regarded as he is laughing.These are the knowledge that Xiao Zhang taught Dong Xiaohui at the beginning.

Hearing Qiu Liang's "laughter", Dong Xiaohui was taken aback for a moment, and then saw Fat Dajun in his arms flapping his paws, his eyes narrowed with a smile, he knew he had been fooled, and couldn't help but slap on the thick fur Going up, he said sadly: "Baby, you have fallen, you will scare brother, knowing that I am so worried about you, what kind of behavior are you doing? Do you know the standard pampering and arrogance?"

"Baa chug chug..."

Qiu Liang rolled on the ground twice, and was immediately caught up by Dong Xiaohui. The young man pressed on his back like a horse killing a chicken, and said fiercely: "I made you laugh, you still have the face to smile, look Make the living room messy, still laugh, still laugh, watch me scratch you..."

The massage force was so comfortable that Qiu Liang simply flattened her body, put on a posture of "begging for abuse", rested her big head on her front paws, and narrowed her eyes happily.

This is the campus of Twolegs, the environment is very nice.

Qiu Liang had been to Dong Xiaohui's campus once before, but he was not familiar with the environment that time, so he immediately hid in the grove after climbing over the wall and waited for the owner to finish school. until found.

But this time, with the topographical map of the campus that Dong Xiaohui gave him in his mind, Qiu Liang effectively avoided the cameras and security guards, and turned most of the medical department in N City.

As for why Dong Xiaohui gave him the topographical map of the school, it was because the current n city was too unsafe, and Dong Xiaohui, who had personally experienced the attack, knew this, so when Qiu Liang insisted on protecting him to go to school, he didn't object any more.To enter the campus and successfully hide your figure, of course you need the cooperation of topographical maps.

The campus is quiet during the class, only the occasional sound of frolic in the distance.

Qiu Liang stopped and glanced at the tall teaching building not far away. Dong Xiaohui's classroom is in this building at this time. I don't know if it's because the master and pet have a tacit relationship. So that I can clearly feel the refreshing breath belonging to the other party.

"Huh! It's time to practice." Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,Qiuliang figure leaped into the depths of the grove, found a dense big banyan tree, and hid his figure in the grass below half a person's height.

At the same time, Dong Xiaohui was staring at the handsome young man on the stage who followed the counselor in a daze.

"Students, this is a Chinese student who came to our school for exchange, named Feng Tian, ​​and he will study with the big guy from now on." After the counselor finished his brief introduction, he turned to Feng Tian: "Student Feng Tian, ​​please introduce yourself. "

"Hi everyone, my name is Feng Tian, ​​I'm from Hong Kong..."

Feng Tian looks very handsome, his voice is low, with a touch of magnetism, and he is full of chicness in his gestures. Before he finished his self-introduction, the female students have already started to make eye contact, and from time to time they will look over at Dong Xiaohui's seat. Obviously comparing the two.

Dong Xiaohui didn't expect that the owner of the car that he stopped from speeding at the school gate yesterday would become his classmate, which was a little embarrassing.But after thinking about it, he didn't do anything wrong, it was obviously Feng Tian who was wrong, why should he feel embarrassed?

"Feng Tian, ​​you can find a seat by yourself."

After the counselor finished speaking, Feng Tian came and sat down next to Dong Xiaohui, with a clear goal, which immediately aroused the girls' screams and discussions.

Sitting together, the two male gods of the school level are really seductive, especially the two styles are different: Dong Xiaohui is a handsome, gentle and modest gentleman; Feng Tian is handsome, domineering and unrestrained.The happy girl immediately made a match for the two in her heart.

Dong Xiaohui was completely indifferent to this, but he was a little funny, secretly thinking that these female students had never seen a real god-like figure.Although this Feng Tian looks good, how can he compare with the human form of my son?Zai'er's human form is the real superstar that everyone is looking forward to, Feng Tian... Well, at most, he is a third-rate star.

Thinking like this, Dong Xiaohui didn't feel at all that he was playing tricks on Qiu Liang's filter. Seeing Feng Tian sitting next to him, he nodded and smiled as a greeting.

Feng Tian is very interested in Dong Xiaohui, whether it is the person at the next table or the panda he raised, Feng Tian is very moved, but the more so, the less enthusiastic and eager he can be, as the saying goes: Rushing is not business.

So he nodded reservedly, maintaining what he thought was a noble and elegant demeanor, smiled and said politely: "Hi, actually we've met before."

Dong Xiaohui also nodded. Of course he knew that the two had met before, and he was almost hit. When he remembered the thrilling scene, he couldn't help asking: "Your driver didn't drive around the school gate again, did he?"

Feng Tian: ...

Why bring up such an unfriendly topic?Is it an act of ignoring his own goodwill?How amazing is it to have pandas?Do you know that your panda will be mine sooner or later? Of course, if there are no accidents, your owner may also be mine.

Feng Tian roared in his heart, but showed a good demeanor on his face: "No, after you remind me, I will strictly prohibit him from doing this kind of behavior again."

Dong Xiaohui felt a little unhappy, and said lightly: "I don't need to remind you of this kind of thing. Don't you know the danger of drag racing?"

Feng Tian: ...

Do you want to be so direct?Don't you give me too much face?Hello!Don't be shameless, this young master is just... Forget it, I haven't got the panda and the human yet, so I'll just bear with it.

In this class, Feng Tian only cared about sulking. He didn't know what the professor was talking about. Anyway, he didn't really come to school.On the contrary, Dong Xiaohui, who was next to him, listened very seriously, and took notes with the attitude of a diligent student preparing for the college entrance examination.

If you listen carefully, you will naturally have no distractions, so Feng Tian is even angrier: This abominable Dong Xiaohui, sitting next to him is like a cloud of air, you should turn your head and smile while you are free It's classmate love, right?It's too much to be so indifferent, to treat him like nothing.

Young Master Feng wants to save face, he feels that he has made so many concessions, it's up to Dong Xiaohui to express his friendship no matter what happens next, and he must not go any further, otherwise he will be a scumbag.

Then he didn't say a word to Dong Xiaohui for a whole day.

This shocked Feng Tian, ​​who had always been surrounded by stars, and couldn't believe that such a domineering figure like him would be ignored gorgeously by an ordinary human being. Is this guy blind?Didn't you see the nympho eyes and comments from those girls looking at me?

Dong Xiaohui didn't know anything about Feng Tian's shocked psychology, but even if he knew, he probably wouldn't be moved by it. Instead, he would think: How can there be such a narcissistic person in the world?As a national treasure loved by everyone, my son is not as arrogant as him.

The whole day's course does not end until 04:30 in the afternoon.Over there, Feng Tian was posing as a top student to show his charm to the class flower who came to ask questions, when he suddenly looked up, he saw that Dong Xiaohui had already packed his schoolbag and left the classroom.

This shock was no small matter, he no longer cared about his gentlemanly demeanor, stood up and rushed out without even hitting Ban Hua.

Go home after class, who is this?Do you want to be so good?Aren't your parents both dead?Who wants to be such a good boy?Or is it a habit that has been formed for a long time and cannot be changed?Isn't this Stockholm Syndrome?At your age, with such an outstanding appearance, you should be able to sway your youth.Bars and KTVs should be the places where you often stop. If you are favored by handsome men and beautiful women, you should not refuse anyone, and both men and women can eat...

Feng Tian roared in his heart, he is a cultivator after all, he ran at an amazing speed, and soon caught up with Dong Xiaohui: "Hey, Dong Xiaohui, wait a minute."