Gun Gun will take you to cultivate immortality

Dong Xiaohui thought about it for a while, and then thought about Qiuliang's body shape, and finally he could only adopt what the owner of the jade shop said: "Oh...it's a pig, brother, don't tell me."

Driver brother: ...

Qiu Liang: ...

When I got home, it was already dark. Dong Xiaohui made dinner first. Considering that Zaier went to pick him up today, and then got angry for some reason, he should have consumed a lot of energy, so he added two dishes for dinner. .

Usually there are only four dishes and one soup for one person and one bear, but today there are six dishes and one soup: sweet and sour short ribs, soft deep-fried tenderloin, Maoxuewang, braised crucian carp with scallions, spicy tofu, cucumber and carrot shreds mixed with pig ears, and the soup is tomato and potato soup , The staple food is rice.They were all Qiuliang's favorite food.

It took nearly two hours to complete this table of dishes, and Dong Xiaohui was sweating.

Such a two-legged beast, which is busy for itself, once again pleased Qiu Liang, and went to help serve dishes for the first time, but was stopped by Dong Xiaohui. He really couldn't imagine what it would be like to walk upright with a plate in two bear paws, in case he laughed What should I do if I have to roll on the ground and hurt Zai'er's self-esteem?

Since the two-legged beast doesn't appreciate it, Qiu Liang is happy to be a lazy bear.

So I ran to the chair and sat down obediently to wait for the meal. When the big soup bowl came up, I couldn't wait to scoop up a bowl and drink it: Wow!It's really sweet and sour, delicious and delicious.Very good, very good, after drinking this bowl of soup, he felt his appetite whetted, and there would be no leftover dishes on this table tonight.

Of course, this is just Qiu Liang's excessive beautification of himself. In fact, since he moved into Dong's house, Dong Xiaohui has never worried about leftovers.He grew up in his grandmother's family, and his three views were influenced by his grandmother, so he was reluctant to waste food, so leftovers were eaten for the next meal, and sometimes he just put them in the refrigerator overnight to eat the next day, but this made him slightly obsessed with cleanliness He is distressed.

However, since Qiuliang came, this trouble has disappeared without a trace. No matter how many meals are cooked, the dumplings are capable of sweeping them away.Although there are occasional leftovers, they are not called leftovers. They are specially reserved by the Xiong family for afternoon tea and supper.

"Come on, baby, there are a lot of peppers in Maoxuewang today, don't you like spicy ones the most? Eat more."

"Oh, be careful, crucian carp has a lot of thorns. Brother knows you are not afraid of thorns, but if you are not afraid of [-], you are afraid of accidents. If you get stuck on your teeth, it will hurt."

"Don't just eat carrots and ribs, come, have another bowl of soup."

Dong Xiaohui waited on Master Gungun attentively, with gentle eyes and gentle smiles, all the happiness and joy on that handsome face.

After eating, he cleared the table and saw that Qiu Liang had already moved to the sofa to play with the remote control, so he walked over and sat down next to the dumpling, put his arms around his furry and broad shoulders, and asked casually while watching the news: "Tonight in the woods, What's wrong with you baby?

"How dare you say it. Why is that woman pestering you? Say, have you taken a fancy to her?"

Qiu Liang yelled "Mmmm" twice, originally he didn't take that woman seriously, but the Two-legged beast brought it up on his own initiative, so that scene resurfaced in his mind, the anger came back to his heart, and Tuanzi directed at Dong Xiaohui Waving two bear paws, it's a good call.

"Don't yell, don't yell, let's write it down."

Dong Xiaohui hurriedly smoothed the hair for Tuanzi, while pulling the paper and pen on the coffee table, and sure enough, Tuanzi stood up, raised the pen and hung it on the bear's paw, and wrote a few lines in a frantic manner.

Dong Xiaohui picked it up and looked at it, and he was speechless. It took him a long time to cry and laugh: "What are you thinking about? That's my senior sister, who is also a member of the student union. She cares about me because something happened to my family recently. Just gave me something to eat, what do you mean by looking at me? Don't talk nonsense, okay? She has a boyfriend, and he is also a Sanda master, okay, if there is a misunderstanding, just rely on me, three or two tricks They were beaten to the ground.”

As soon as Qiu Liang heard that the other party had a boyfriend, she immediately removed the female elf, oh no, senior sister, from the blacklist: "Very well, she is sensible and knows that Twolegs are not something she can get her hands on."

"Xiao'er, why...you reacted so strongly to this matter?" Dong Xiaohui recalled the scene of Tuanzi getting angry at the dim sum in the woods, and he was almost furious. He didn't understand what his bear was thinking, so he asked suspiciously come out.

"You are mine." Qiu Liang confidently wrote four large characters on the paper, then turned her head and called Dong Xiaohui twice: "You are mine, no one can take it away."

"No no no, not such a cub."

Dong Xiaohui was taken aback, and quickly said: "We are two free individuals, I am not yours, you are not mine, we just live together. Of course, no matter what happens to us in the future, maybe I will form a family , baby, you will also form a family, but as long as you are willing and I am willing, we can be together forever. I am willing to raise you for the rest of my life, even including your sons and grandchildren... "

"Ow!"

Qiuliang interrupted Dong Xiaohui with a bear roar, seeing him stunned, the Xiong family also knew that they were very domineering: at the beginning, there were brothers who raised spirit foxes and spirit eagles in the school, but they also had dual cultivators, spirit foxes. Later, I found a female fox and gave birth to a litter of foxes, which my brother also raised.So from a logical point of view, what Xiaohui said was the normal way.

But he just doesn't want to do this, he just thinks that he and Twolegs are not comparable to senior brothers and foxes and eagles at all.How intimate were the two of them, eating, drinking, and sleeping in the same bed, without any space for other creatures to step in.

Qiu Liang thought stubbornly in her heart, but seeing Dong Xiaohui's blank gaze, a trace of fear rose in her heart: What if the Twolegs gets angry?What if he doesn't want me anymore?No, at this time you must take advantage of your natural shape.If being reborn as a panda doesn't even have this effect, what's the use of this body?

Thinking of this, his attitude immediately softened, the stubborn bear's head drooped down, then he raised his eyes, looked at Dong Xiaohui with aggrieved eyes, and uttered a low "hmm" twice, a bear paw seemed about to stretch out but stopped , as if wanting to catch Dong Xiaohui but dare not.

How many people can resist a panda posing like this in front of you?

Others didn't know, but Dong Xiaohui knew that he couldn't resist anyway. When he saw Tuanzi's drooping head and that deep and mournful gaze, his heart instantly turned into a puddle of water.

"Okay, okay, I promise you, no matter what time, I will only be with my son, never separate, and no one will be allowed to join in, only me and you, I will serve you, you will protect me, is this okay? "

Sighing lightly, he hugged the dumpling into his arms, and Dong Xiaohui gently rubbed his chin on the smooth and soft bear fur, thinking that before he met me, he had some experience of wandering and wandering, and he was probably really scared, so he monopolized it. Desire is so strong.Forget it, didn't Ren Xue say it?What lover do you need if you have Gun Gun?What's more, Zai'er also said that when he succeeds in cultivation, he will let me practice with him. Even if he can't become a fairy, he can live hundreds or even thousands of years longer. I can no longer think about the lives of mortals Yes, in the lonely and difficult world of comprehension, being able to walk the world with a bear and a bear is already very lucky, so why force it.

Thief God, I forgive you.It turned out that the rebirth of me as a panda was just for this moment. It wasn't cheating me, it was compensating me.

Qiu Liang let out a cry of joy, grabbed Dong Xiaohui's sleeves with his bear paws, and arched his head in his arms, feeling so proud in his heart: The Two-legged beast is mine now, and he promised to be with me, never to be separated, never to let him go. Anyone step in.Yeah yeah yeah!It's not in vain that I turned into a panda. I can have two-legged beasts to accompany me and hold my sword to the end of the world. I can't ask for anything.

The joy was endless, Qiuliang pushed Dong Xiaohui to the ground, kissed and gnawed on his body, and licked him from time to time, suddenly Dong Xiaohui yelled: "Baby, stop first."

After he finished speaking, he got up in a jiffy, leaving Qiuliang confused, wondering what happened to the Two-legged beast?What is more attractive than this bear?

While thinking about it, he quickly got up and sat down beside Dong Xiaohui with his fat buttocks. One person and one bear sat on the floor with their backs against the sofa, staring at the TV screen carefully.

In the news is the picture of the snack street next to Dong Xiaohui’s school. The anchor is describing the mummy murder case. He only said that the police suspect that there is a perverted murderer haunting him. He reminds the citizens to be careful when going out. It’s best not to go alone at night. place.

The mummy didn't appear in the picture, Dong Xiaohui watched it solemnly, until the news was over, he turned around and asked Qiu Liang next to him: "Boy, my classmate said that the mummy seemed to have been sucked dry, and there was not even a little blood on the scene." None, do you think it was done by a vampire?"

Qiu Liang shook Xiong's head vigorously, with disdainful eyes: "Cut! Vampire? How dare such a lowly goblin step into the territory of China? Once it strays into a goblin's mountain, it will be dissipated in an instant. Besides, vampires only suck blood. After starving for 500 years, it is impossible to drink all the body fluids. Hmm! This is a bit mysterious, strange, do human beings have the technological means to drain the body fluids?

One person and one bear discussed for a long time, but found nothing. Seeing the moon climbed up, Dong Xiaohui turned off the TV and began to review his homework, while Qiu Liang meditated and practiced beside him.

The lights are bright and the air is quiet. Although the house is large, the atmosphere is peaceful, warm and touching.

"Have you heard? Two more mummies were found in the city."

"What? Two more were found? It's been less than three days, how is it possible? Even if a few perverted murderers get together and commit crimes in a gang, it can't be so efficient, right?"

Sang Tian couldn't believe it, and Chen Xi beside him frowned and didn't speak.

Cheng Cheng was also puzzled: "This is not a rumor, right? You also know that these people are very good at fabricating rumors, and they follow the trend vividly. If no more than 80.00% of the people are fooled, it is not a qualified rumor." .”

"Probably not. I saw Professor Pan get out of the car early this morning, his face was ashen, but I didn't dare to ask. Just imagine, if it was just a rumor, there was only one mummy, and everyone has accepted it, Pan Professor, what kind of weird corpse has you never seen before? His face can't be so ugly."

Chang Sheng sighed: "Hey! You said that you won't really want the doomsday zombies to siege the city? This... I haven't heard that there are signs of doom anywhere in the world."

"You read in the novels, the doomsday comes suddenly, who will prepare for the signs for you?"

Sang Tian laughed, and heard Chang Sheng retort: ​​"Isn't that for the plot of the novel? Everyone is ready, and when the doomsday comes, everyone should take it easy and follow the way of doomsday that you have chosen before, or fight or flee or Storing grain at home, what else is there to see."

After speaking, the mobile phone in his pocket suddenly rang, and as soon as he took it out to answer it, his face became serious: "Yeah, okay, I see, I'll go there right away, just in case there's a traffic jam on the road, uncles and aunts, you won't be able to see what I said when you get off the bus , just wait on the platform for a while."

"what's up?"

After successfully seeing Chang Sheng hang up the phone, he asked a question.

"Wei Ran is back."

Chang Sheng put his cell phone in his pocket, and as soon as he finished speaking, he heard Sang Tian ask, "What's the matter? Is he cured?"

"No, Chenggong and I took a look in our city before. There is a good mental hospital. After discussing with his parents, he decided to send him to live in it for a while."

After speaking, he suddenly said to Chenggong and others: "Why don't you accompany me to pick up the station, his parents said that since he was sick, he would attack people from time to time. Don't you say that Chen Xi is very skilled? I am so courageous, he didn't even recognize his parents when he beat someone, I guess my good buddy is too embarrassing."

This kind of busyness really shouldn't be turned away, since there is no class anyway, so Chen Xi nodded, and suddenly his phone rang, he listened to it for a while, then smiled and said: "Third brother, you are nearby... Forget it, I won't go today, We want to accompany Chang Sheng to pick up Wei Ran's family, let's go for a ride with you another day..."

Before he could finish speaking, the phone was snatched by Chen Xi suddenly, and he only heard him shout: "Third brother, is Congrui in the car?"

"Yes, what's wrong?"

Because it was the weekend, Dong Xiaohui took Qiu Liang out for a drive. When he arrived near the school, he wanted to pick up the three people in the dormitory to go out to play together, so he made this call. Hearing Chen Xi's serious question, he answered.

"Uh... in that dog suit?" Chen Xi glanced at Chang Sheng, thought for a while and couldn't help but ask.

"Of course." Dong Xiaohui thought to himself, did the fourth child ask this question knowingly?How dare I take him out without wearing a dog outfit?

"Then, third brother, come and pick us up."

Dong Xiaohui was taken aback, and said, "What are you doing? Isn't Chang Sheng with you?"

"Yes, but Wei Ran's situation is a bit bad, so I want to use your car." Chen Xi coughed. In fact, he had doubts about Wei Ran's situation. He knew that Tuanzi's eyes were sharp, so he wanted to use Qiuliang's strength .

"Fourth, don't talk nonsense."

Dong Xiaohui's face darkened, thinking why the fourth child was so ignorant all of a sudden, as long as they knew about the cub, if Chang Sheng and Wei Ran's family saw it, it would really be a fire.

"Third brother, come on, come on, please." Chen Xi kept saying, here Chang Sheng and Dong Xiaohui are not familiar, but relying on the fact that he has a good friendship with Cheng Cheng, he also quickly stuck to the phone and said: "Yes, Xiaohui, please, I'm worried about what to do with the car right now. In Wei Ran's situation, the taxi might not dare to take him."

Dong Xiaohui was helpless, it would be unreasonable to refuse any more, it was contrary to his temperament, and it was more likely to attract suspicion.

"Boy, lie down on the seat. The fourth child is really, what are you doing, you know you are in the car, and you ask me to help you with this kind of help."

Dong Xiaohui muttered, and drove the car to the school gate and stopped.

After a while, I saw Chenggong waiting for someone to come out.He got out of the car quickly.Unexpectedly, as soon as his feet landed, he heard a "whoosh" beside him, and then a strong wind hit his face, and a Hummer galloped past him.

"Hey!"

Dong Xiaohui's face turned pale with fright, and he couldn't help roaring: racing at the school gate, which crazy bastard is this?What should I do if I hit someone?

The Hummer suddenly stopped tens of meters away, and at this time Chenggong and others also came to Dong Xiaohui's side, busy asking him if he was okay.

"It's nothing, it's really hateful, I don't know which second ancestor is showing off his prestige."

Dong Xiaohui frowned and snorted. After thinking for a while, he couldn't help but stepped forward, and said to the people in the Humvee: "This is a campus, please slow down. It's not good for anyone to hurt anyone."

A young man in his 20s was sitting in the passenger seat. He looked very handsome, but the cynical smile on his face made him look a bit frivolous.

He just looked at Dong Xiaohui with a smile and didn't speak, while the driver beside him looked indifferent.

Who is this.

Dong Xiaohui was annoyed, the young man's presumptuous eyes made him feel uncomfortable, anyway, he had said what he had to say, and the other party also stopped, not to mention he was still concerned about the dumpling in his car, so he turned and left.

"Young Master Feng. Is there something wrong with this person?"

Seeing Dong Xiaohui return to his car, the driver finally asked.

The young man named Feng Shao smiled slightly, and said lightly: "It's nothing, he is the Dong Xiaohui that senior brother Qingyun wrote in the letter. I didn't expect that the real person is more handsome than the photo. Okay, let's go, there will be more days of dealing with each other in the future. By the way, You should also pay attention in the future, this is the human world, the catastrophe of doomsday, the world of great strife, there will be many fellow cultivators who come out to walk, it’s not good to shock the world.”

The driver nodded and was about to step on the gas pedal. Remembering the young master's order, he reluctantly controlled the speed at 40 mph and drove towards the campus.

"A dog this big? It must be a Tibetan mastiff, right?"

Chang Sheng looked at Qiu Liang, who was half on the ground and half lying on the seat in front of him, and was amazed.

"I'm really ignorant. Have you ever seen a Tibetan mastiff so big?" Chen Xi snorted, and then Chang Sheng asked in confusion, "It's not a Tibetan mastiff, what is that?"

"Uh……"

Chen Xi rolled his eyes and coughed: "Well... don't tell me, third brother raises a snow wolf."

"Snow wolf?" Chang Sheng looked at Chen Xi: "Are you fooling me? Do you think I have never seen a wolf?"

"Have you seen it?" Chen Xi frowned, and Chang Sheng said decisively: "Even if I haven't seen it, I know that wolves are not that big."

"The snow wolf on the top of the snow mountain is this big."

Chen Xi's voice was deep and decisive.

"It's as if you've been to a snow mountain and seen a snow wolf." Chang Sheng curled his lips, but Chen Xi turned his head and said softly, "Of course I've seen it."

childish!

Qiu Liang rolled his eyes impatiently, deeply feeling that Chen Xi, a snow wolf without a gloomy and cold personality, was really ashamed.

"Hey, cub, how does it feel to be a snow wolf and a Tibetan mastiff?" Sang Tian also leaned over and asked Qiu Liang's "dog ears" quietly.

Push Sang Tian back with one paw: What can I do?Anyway, better than being a pig.If it wasn't for the safety of the Twolegs, would I be willing to follow you here?Well!I have to find a way, the end is coming, evildoers are rampant, I don't feel at ease when the Two-legged beast travels alone, but what should I do?I can't change form, or else?Let him buy a few more dog suits?Or... just buy a pig costume?Maybe a little more realistic.Baa baa uh huh, why do pandas grow into pigs?Why can't you be like a Siberian tiger and a leopard?

The more Qiu Liang thought about it, the more sad she became, but luckily the station will arrive soon.He carried his bear paw and followed Dong Xiaohui steadily to get out of the car, when he heard a low cry from behind: "I see, Xiaohui raised a pig. Oh, it's nothing to raise a pig, why bother?" What kind of camouflage? It’s just trying to cover up.”

The skill that time suddenly stopped was activated again, Qiu Liang's body stiffened, and the bear's paws gently rubbed against the ground: baa baa, huh, so I still want to be a pig in the end?

"Baby, calm down, you calm down."

Dong Xiaohui knelt down to appease the grief-stricken Tuanzi, and Chang Sheng laughed and said, "Xiaohui's pig is so humane, does it think I'm laughing at it? Actually no, I just saw it Stomach... um..."

"Please don't say it." Sang Tian felt aggrieved on behalf of Qiu Liang, how could he bear to be called a pig by everyone who is a dignified national treasure?

"Huh? That's Wei Ran? My God, he...how did he become like this..."

The sound of success brought back the focus, and Changsheng Sangtian looked in the direction of his finger, and saw Wei Ran was tied up and standing between two middle-aged men.

A policeman at the station was asking, Mother Wei was weeping and complaining, when she saw Chang Sheng and others coming forward, she barely suppressed her sadness, and said to the policeman, "Comrade policeman, this is my son's classmate, he is from the Medical University of n City students, we have a student ID card to prove that we are really not human trafficking, it is really... there is really no way..."