Gun Gun will take you to cultivate immortality

"Cub, I won't be able to hug you in a few days, so hurry up and hug you for a while."

Dong Xiaohui put the half-giant panda on his body and tried to rub its head to comfort it. Perhaps because of the good food, the black and white dumpling's ears stood up, and its head became bigger and rounder. The black shoulder straps looked like a piece of satin. Shiny, round and round in the arms, basically except for the length of the body, other parts are almost the same as the giant panda.

Qiu Liang twisted her body impatiently, thinking, do you think I'm a cat or a dog?Why do you insist on hugging, you haven't hugged enough after so many days?Lao Tzu is a male bear, male bear, do you understand?Do you know how awkward this pose is?I really want to smack your face with a bear's paw, forget it, for the sake of the dishes on the table, I will bear it.

Thinking like this, he completely forgot the exclamation of "enjoying like a king" when his little body was held in Dong Xiaohui's arms more than a month ago.

The knock on the door sounded at this moment, which startled Dong Xiaohui. His first reaction was to quickly put Congrui in the bedroom, and told him not to make any noise, then closed the bedroom door, and then went to the entrance to open the door.

"Let me go, who would have thought that the traffic jam on the road for more than an hour, my garlic pork ribs."

There was a miserable howl, and three bandit-like guys rushed in aggressively, took off their shoes and rushed to the dining table.

"Oh! Not bad, sweet and sour pork ribs, honey grilled chicken, this is... fish head tofu, boiled beef, spicy chicken nuggets, I'm going to the third child, and you eat alone at home, it's too much."

"Why are you here?" Dong Xiaohui closed the door and walked back helplessly, only to see that the three bandits had already taken off their outer clothes, dragged the chairs and sat down, and Sang Tian went to the kitchen to get a few sets. When the bowls and chopsticks came out, they gave Chenggong and Chen Xi each a set.

"Third brother, your attitude is wrong. When you see us, you don't say you immediately reflect on your shameful behavior, and you even use this kind of tone of asking questions. Is this how you treat comrades in the organization?"

Dong Xiaohui saw that he scooped up the big fish head into the bowl with one chopstick, and quickly sat back on his seat and snatched the top of the fish head. This part can dig out the fish's brain, and he planned to feed the cubs.

He successfully snatched the food from the tiger's mouth, and he couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief. He then said to Chenggong with a "broken heart": "Boss, think about how serious and calm you were when you first came to the dormitory. Why has it only passed half a semester?" , you let Sang Sang spoil it?" Because Sang Tian strictly forbade them to call him "Old/Second", so he got an "elegant name" of "Sang Sang".

"Don't talk about these things, you go and get some beer." Chenggong commanded without any surprise.

"No." Dong Xiaohui blankly glanced at the garlic that Sang Tian casually placed on the marble table next to the entrance: "Can't you guys buy some by yourself?"

"Forget, forget, but I said that your house doesn't even prepare beer, right? You don't usually say that you don't drink alcohol at all."

Dong Xiaohui was silent. Congrui threw away more than a dozen cans of beer in the refrigerator after Congrui arrived, because according to the information, a giant panda given to Germany was fed beer and other things to death by tourists. Although Congrui's stomach is obviously different from Chang Xiong's, he dare not give him beer.

"Forget it, I remember there are two bottles of wine on the second floor, go up and get them to you." Dong Xiaohui glanced at the bedroom, it's fine, the little guy didn't make a sound, he probably went to sleep.

As soon as Dong Xiaohui went upstairs, his three heads got together: "Did you see that? Xiaohui's look before going upstairs, looking at that bedroom, was very strange. Tell me, he really has an illegitimate child at home, right?" ?”

"What nonsense? If it's an illegitimate child, he's locked in the bedroom alone now, and won't cry?"

"Four or five-year-old children should be sensible. If adults don't let them speak out, they won't speak out."

"Damn, fourth child, you are too sad, don't make such jokes with a stern face, okay? Did Xiaohui become an adult four or five years ago? He can give birth to a child?"

While talking, I didn't forget to eat, and I was eating vigorously, when I heard "Chi la... Chi la...", a strange sound came from that bedroom.

"Ci'ao, why does this look like someone scratching the glass? Could it be that there are thieves coming up? Or is the child going to jump out of the window? No, the old third's house is on the tenth floor."

The three of them gasped, got up and came to the bedroom, but heard the voice coming from the door, very clear, Sang Tian glanced at the other two guys, the eyes of the three agreed, so he held the handle and twisted, Pull the door open.

"do not want!"

Dong Xiaohui, who came down from the stairs with the wine, yelled, but it was too late, as soon as the door opened, the two front paws of Tuanzi who stood up straight and scratched the door fell down.

Qiu Liang looked up at the three uninvited guests and remained motionless.The three uninvited guests looked down at it, also motionless.

"God."

Dong Xiaohui held onto his forehead and let out a thud, walked over and picked up the dumpling and sent it to the bed in the bedroom, while trying to lie: "That... the imitation panda doll my cousin gave me, haha... is the same as the real one, right? Go back to eat soon ..."

Before he could finish speaking, he saw Tuanzi staring at him, and quickly placed his front paws on his shoulders, and then he struggled upwards, and his ass came out of Dong Xiaohui's hand.

"I go."

Dong Xiaohui hurriedly grasped his hind legs, only to hear Sang Tian stammering outside the door: "This... is too similar to the imitation?"

"Gao Fang, haven't you heard of it? It's Gao Fang." Dong Xiaohui emphasized, and the next moment, two powerful hind legs kicked on his arms, and after completely breaking free from his confinement, the black and white ball jumped off his shoulders .

"Still... still moving."

Chenggong stammered and looked at the dumpling: This...it really looks exactly the same as the real thing no matter how you look at it. Is the high imitation technology so advanced now? "

"Electric, electric."

Dong Xiaohui was sweating, turned around and grabbed the dumpling, but heard it whimpering and low growl, the four bear claws took turns calling at him, his body writhed and struggled violently, he quickly let go of his hands, and went straight to the dining table.

"Third brother, is it actually a real panda?" Chen Xi looked at Dong Xiaohui speechlessly: "Stop racking your brains and continue making up nonsense."

"No wonder... No wonder you've been restless recently; No wonder you don't even enter the door of the dormitory, and take a taxi home immediately after school; No wonder you don't let us come here, because you are afraid that we will find out your secret. So Congrui Is this the panda? Who is that brother Zhang? The guy who poached the panda?"

"No, that's not it. You listen to me."

Realizing that the matter was running in an uncontrollable direction, Dong Xiaohui hurriedly wanted to explain, but he saw Chenggong patted him on the shoulder with a sad face: "Sir, go and surrender, there is still time to surrender."

Sang Tian nodded and agreed: "That's right, don't be afraid, brother, I will accompany you. We are men, and men dare to bear the consequences if they do something wrong. You are too. Why are you so fascinated by ghosts? You see, brother, I like little brother so much. Animals, I have never dared to think about raising pandas, I dare not do it in daydreams, really."

Success: "Fortunately, this panda seems to be in good condition. Your crime is not serious. If you voluntarily surrender, you should be able to win leniency. At most, you will stay in the detention center for a few months, and we will visit you. "

Sang Tian: "Yes, yes, we are not ashamed to go to jail for pandas, who can refuse the charm of these guys? Isn't it?"

Chen Xi: "Third brother, if you know your mistakes, correct them, and you will be right when you turn around."

"What. Can you listen to me?" Dong Xiaohui couldn't laugh or cry: "I didn't raise this panda secretly, but I was authorized by the center to raise it. I was authorized by the protection center."

Sang Tian said angrily: "Third brother, it's already at this time. Are you still going to fight against us, brothers and sisters? When will the protection center recruit people from the society? I watch pandas on the live channel every day." , why haven't you heard of this?"

Successfully nodded and agreed: "That's right, it's your turn to do such a good thing? Even if your uncle and aunt are world-renowned archaeologists, so what? There are more famous, powerful and powerful people in your family, but the giant panda There are no more than [-] heads in captivity in the wild. Third brother, brother is so sad, you tell such a lie, obviously you don’t treat us as normal people.”

"Huh?" Sang Tian turned his head: "Boss, what do you mean? The third child can't do it, right? If you don't treat us as normal people, what do you think?"

"Mentally handicapped." Cheng Cheng hugged his elbows and held his chest, full of murderous aura. ╰_╯

"Stupid." Chen Xi stood with his pockets in his pocket, expressionless.

Sang Tian began to roll up his sleeves.

"It's not what you think, can you listen to me carefully? You don't let me finish what I said, and you rush to take it out of context. Believe it or not, I let the cubs bite you?"

Qiu Liang: Who are you biting?I'd better bite the chicken leg, it's delicious, hahaha, Twolegs is busy explaining to his brothers, this plate of spicy chicken nuggets belongs to me, and the boiled beef, it's delicious , spicy enough, delicious, good, good...

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"If you don't believe me, you can call the protection center right now and ask the relevant person in charge. It's just that time is urgent, and I haven't completed the procedures for non-staff personnel. But I have a panda in my family. I'd better keep it as secret as possible, otherwise the center will It’s not easy to do, and it’s hard to explain to the public.”

After hearing what Dong Xiaohui said, the three of them were all petrified, even Chen Xi was no exception.

Dong Xiaohui stood up, intending to give them enough time to digest and react to the matter, and came to the table: ...

"I'm going! Babe, you bastard, you ate the whole plate of spicy chicken nuggets...ah! There is only soup left for the boiled beef, do you really want to perforate your appetite?"

The author has something to say: Weeping in the corner, my friends said I don’t need to control the number of words, it should be 3000 words for a chapter, but I set the manuscript box to 2000 and set it to 30th, and now I have to re-edit everything. /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

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