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Dong Xiaohui: ...

The head: "Huh? Could it be that it was just a polite remark just now, and I was sure I would refuse, so you said it to me on purpose?"

Before Dong Xiaohui could defend himself, Qiu Liang slapped his bear's paw on the table: "Sect Leader, don't blame Xiaohui casually. My Twolegs are gentle and innocent, so it's easy to take this joke seriously. If you provoke Make him sad, don't even try to take a leaf of spiritual grass from me."

"What do you mean? You are so thick-skinned, and you have lived with Xiaohui for a long time, but you didn't let him get close? It's rare. But why are you in such a hurry? As the folk saying goes, 'If you have a wife, forget your mother' , That's a good statement. With Xiaohui, won't you take me as the head of the sect in your eyes?"

Dong Xiaohui was sweating, and he shook his hand awkwardly and said, "Master, what... what..."

The following words were too anxious to say, the headmaster glanced at him, stroked his beard and laughed, "He is indeed a gentle and innocent child, all right, let's cook."

Cooking has always been Dong Xiaohui's favorite thing to do, especially after having Qiuliang, every time he sees him excitedly eating the meals he made, boasting while eating, it is really joyful to the bone.

However, today, I heard the joke I made before the head of the sect, and I felt a little awkward when I heard the phrase "Come and cook".

Being awkward is awkward, what should be done is still to be done, so Dong Xiaohui could only slander in his heart: What do you mean to cook quickly, do you really regard me as A Liang's wife?You are a cultivation sect that has been passed down for tens of thousands of years, so you can accept same-sex love so easily?No, what am I thinking?Even if you can accept it, I can't accept it, and neither can Zaier.

Seeing that Dong Xiaohui went to the kitchen, and his disciple who had turned into a panda was about to follow him, the headmaster pouted his chin and asked via voice transmission: "What's going on? Haven't you taken it yet?"

"Do you think this is a pig's cabbage? It's not that easy." Qiu Liang curled her lips: "Tell me, what's going on? Suddenly I changed my mind and wanted to stay for dinner, but what powerful big shot came to n City? "

"You're still so smart." The head of the sect looked at Qiu Liang approvingly: "You really deserve to be a genius of my Tianyuan sect who will last forever, Ah Liang, why are you so smart?"

Qiu Liang rolled his eyes: "Don't be narcissistic, I said. You, the head of Tianyuan, can suddenly change your mind, and you can't reach the general level. If you say that I am a genius, I can be even more genius, don't you believe it? I guessed right, it should be Xiangyun Sect who sent people over? Hehe! Okay, I originally thought that if I killed five villains in their sect, all of them would die. Forget it, but in the end they didn't give up, they were here to avenge the head Yao'er? Which elder is shameless, flattering to such an extent?"

The headmaster looked at the black and white bear who talked eloquently, and his heart became more and more proud. He couldn't help laughing and said: "Be safe and don't be impatient, the head is here, what are you afraid of?"

"Who is afraid?" Qiu Liang slapped a bear's paw on the coffee table: "You are still not familiar with these behavioral characteristics after I become a bear. I am so happy. The last time the Spirit Beast Sect just wanted to force me to stay I came back after knocking so many things; this time Xiangyunmen is even more shameless, and directly launched a murderous plan on me, if this is not a good knock, is it worthy of people's intention to deliver goods all the way?"

"Zhu Zi, Shu Zi!"

The sect leader pointed at Qiu Liang and sighed, but he curled his lips and said: "Forget it, if you don't laugh so happily, sect master, these two reprimands may still be a bit sincere."

After speaking, he stood up: "Okay, I'll go and help Xiaohui, and you can try Xiaohui's skills as the head of the sect. Tsk tsk, everything in our sect is good, but those clear soups with little water can't bear it."

The head of Tianyuan's face darkened: "You speak out of your conscience, and there is only clear soup and little water in the door to feed you? So many spirit fruits and fairy mushrooms, have they been fed to the dog's stomach?"

"Don't expect me to be grateful. You worked so hard to feed me, isn't it because of a genius plan? As a result, I was reborn as a panda. It would be good if I didn't settle accounts with you."

After Black and White Bear finished speaking, he trotted into the kitchen, leaving the headmaster shaking his head on the sofa and sighing, thinking that this is a good move, the little bear has a grudge, and if he returns to the teacher's door in the future, he might just make a fuss ,Well!After going back this time, do you want to close it to death?Let Pu Chenzi take care of the affairs in the door, and the apprentices he teaches should naturally be a headache for him.

Just as he was thinking about it, he smelled a burst of sweet aroma, and then Dong Xiaohui scolded in a low voice: "Boy, this is for the head, you can't steal it."

The head twitched his ears, and couldn't help smiling, secretly said that he is such a pure and kind child, even if you whisper, can you still escape my ears?

As soon as I thought of this, I heard my disciple Xiong shout loudly: "Oh, the master doesn't care. Besides, can you blame me for stealing? Xiaohui, how many days have you not made candied bananas and apples for me?"

"Isn't that why your weight keeps increasing instead of losing? Although you are a cultivation bear, you are still a bear after all. No one knows if you will really suffer from something wrong if you continue to eat and drink like this. This rolling body is yours. The body is really going to be ruined, what should I do?"

"There won't be any problems at all, Xiao Hui, you are purely unfounded. As long as the true energy circulates for 36 weeks, it will dissolve all the sugar and protein, what problems can there be?" There was a dull crackling sound, The head didn't need to look, he knew that the bear was patting his chest and making a promise.

"If it's so easy, why are you getting fatter and fatter?" Dong Xiaohui was unmoved at all, and when he asked this question, there was no sound in the kitchen for a long time.

After 2 minutes, I heard the black and white bear say angrily: "How do I know why I am getting fatter? Maybe this is the panda's instinct, I don't care, I want to eat shredded bananas, I want to eat..."

Then there was a sound of clinking plates and bowls. It should be that disciple Xiong was so greedy that he started to grab it.

"Very good, baby, are you capable now? You will use force to suppress me, and start to rob me, right?"

Dong Xiaohui finished speaking coldly, and the next moment, Black and White Bear's flattering voice came: "I...I'm not...I'm just greedy, Xiaohui, I only eat this piece, I only eat this piece, don't be angry."

Then there were footsteps, and the headmaster looked back, and saw the black and white bear holding half a shredded banana in its hand, rushing out, running upright with a cute and naive appearance, which made people laugh.

"You, you, the sky has eyes, and you have today."

The headmaster smiled and pointed at Qiu Liang with his finger, and saw him stuffing a banana into his mouth, and squinting at himself: "What do you mean? What do you mean I have today? Who is responsible for my today? If it weren't for your genius Plan, can I be reborn as a panda? Can I not control this greedy instinct? Do you know how much I have suffered for this? You know that the main conflict between me and Xiaohui at this stage is that he must restrict my growing A conflict between the increased weight and my instinct to keep my mouth shut? Who caused this?"

"Zhuzi, Zhuzi, you are still so stubborn." The headmaster shook his head, and he saw the black and white bear raised his neck and walked past him leisurely, saying proudly: "Hmph! The lower beam is crooked, you guys taught me all of my sticks."

"I won't quarrel with you, I've lost my identity." The head of the sect stood up with a flick of his robe sleeves: "Fortunately, you are a lawless thing, and now you finally have someone who can subdue you. Great luck."

"You guys just gloat, hehe! In the future, I will let Xiaohui get close to Mo Zhehei, and go back with him. Then we two will wreak havoc on Tianyuanmen together, hehehe! Husband and wife work together, and their benefits will cut through gold."

Rao is the head of the sect who has practiced for hundreds of years, and his heart is as calm as an ancient well. He almost broke down in sweat when he heard this, but it's okay: "Xiao Hui is a pure boy at first glance, and he won't mess around with you, otherwise The future of our Tianyuan Sect is worrying."

"The future is worrisome. Let me tell you, the head. It's really not my bragging. You can have fun secretly. My Xiaohui is a genius."

"Genius?" The headmaster gave Qiu Liang a meaningful look: "Are you looking for beauty in the eye of the beholder? Where is the genius? Why didn't I see it?"

"A genius in refining medicine." Qiu Liang smiled, and took out the Qingfeng Pill that Dong Xiaohui refined from the space: "Look, this was refined by Xiaohui a few days ago. Second floor."

After all, the head of the sect is well-informed, and after just one glance, his face became solemn. He took the Qingfeng Pill and observed it carefully, and his face smiled like a flower: "One level of Qi refining period will be able to Refining Qingfeng Pill of such a quality is indeed a genius, I really didn't expect that Xiaohui, who has an ordinary foundation in cultivation, would have such a skill."

"That's right." Qiu Liang said happily: "I will try to give him some Yuanli Stone this winter vacation, if he can break through the second level of the Qi Refining Stage, he can refine several more pills, which will also be of great help to his cultivation. "

"The two of you are a perfect match." The headmaster nodded and smiled, and when he mentioned Yuanli Stone, he couldn't help sighing about the adventure of Qiuliang, and the two chatted for a while, and then heard Dong Xiaohui calling for dinner.

Considering that the head has been bigu for many years, and the food in Tianyuanmen is mainly clear soup with little water, so Dong Xiaohui's dishes tonight are all light: steamed egg custard, vinegared cabbage, wax gourd and shrimp, cabbage fried sausage, Chinese cabbage Meatball Soup...

The leader was satisfied with the meal, especially the shredded banana and apple, the dessert after the meal. Suddenly he saw the black and white bear move his ears, and then he picked up the big big bowl and drank the cabbage and meatball soup in one go, grabbed the chest tie The rice pocket wiped his mouth, glanced at the master and said: "Okay, should you always go to the theater incognito?"

"Okay, let's play it well." The headmaster smiled slightly, and his figure disappeared on the spot, which only scared Dong Xiaohui. Before he could ask, he saw Big Bear approaching, hehe said with a smile: "Some unlucky guy came to give gifts .”

"What do you mean?"

Dong Xiaohui was puzzled, and saw Daxiong got up and sat opposite him, held the remaining shredded banana apples in front of him, and muttered: "Really, just leave this little for me, it's not enough to fit between teeth."

Before the words finished, a gloomy voice said: "Let's make do with it, and go on the road early if you're full."