Gun Gun will take you to cultivate immortality

"Let me go, baby, do you really want to become a genius?" Dong Xiaohui was amused by the little guy's decent movements, and quickly picked up his mobile phone to shoot wildly. Halfway through the picture, Congrui jumped up, As soon as the bear's paw came, it called to the mobile phone: Don't take pictures, this is an authentic meditation practice, not a pose.

"Okay, okay, stop taking pictures, my god, my phone can still withstand your palm, even though your bear's paw is still small, it is more than enough to smash a phone."

Dong Xiaohui put away his phone with a smile, then took a backpack, cut a few hidden holes on both sides, put Congrui in it, and went out with it on his back, and said: "Now my brother will take you to Taocheng. For fresh bamboo shoots and leaves, stay in your bag obediently and don’t move.”

I really don't dare to let the little guy at home alone, otherwise it would be nothing to make a big fuss in the Tiangong, I'm afraid it will have an accident.Dong Xiaohui felt that he had experienced the feeling of being a father in advance. Presumably, a father treats his newborn child with such care and meticulousness.

With the experience on the train, Dong Xiaohui was not worried at all about the brats making trouble. Sure enough, Qiu Liang stayed in the backpack quietly the whole time. After entering the farmer's market, he began to look out of the cave to find what he needed: If it remembers correctly, the thing Twolegs made that can enhance the yang energy in the body is called pepper, right?Gotta get him to buy some.

The farmer's market in the suburbs of this city is very famous. Although the items inside are not as exquisite as the supermarkets, and the packaging is exquisite and clean, but because many villagers from the suburbs come to sell their own vegetables or meat and live poultry, many things are very fresh, which is the environment. Be messy.

As a chef, it is the most basic ability to distinguish dishes. Dong Xiaohui has no obstacles at all. He quickly bought [-] catties of winter bamboo shoots from two stalls, and then bought some fresh shiitake mushrooms, enoki mushrooms, pork Beef, river fish, etc. When he saw a basket of bright red dried chilies, he stopped hesitantly.

Suddenly there was a slight pain on his back, from top to bottom, it was the bear child scratching him in the backpack, Dong Xiaohui sweated, and thought to himself, right?This little guy actually likes spicy food?He obviously only ate it once before, and he seemed to be suffering, why...

The scratching force became stronger, no doubt with the sharp hooks between the claws, the bag and clothes would be torn if scratched any further. Dong Xiaohui was willing to be a panda slave, but it didn't mean he was willing to sacrifice the flesh on his back, so he weighed five in a hurry. A catty of dried peppers, the small movements on the back immediately stopped.

Since Congrui made a request, Dong Xiaohui also temporarily decided to eat hot pot tonight. For the whole mandarin duck, if the little boy likes spicy food, he can eat some, and for the others, he can eat some clear water pot, plus these winter bamboo shoots, and bamboo shoots. The leaves should be bought last, and the demand is also the largest, eh!By the way, I have to make some steamed bread for it when I go back. The recipe given by Brother Zhang is still in the bag, huh?The apples over there are pretty good, and my son should also like fruit very much, so I bought some. Anyway, my son has a big appetite and likes to eat everything.

When he came out of the farmer's market, the cart in Dong Xiaohui's hand was already loaded with more than 50 kilograms of stuff, and it was piled up to the point. The taxi driver took him to the bamboo forest in the park. The entanglement finally made him buy hundreds of catties of fresh and tender bamboo with leaves at a high price.

At first, the management personnel of the park thought that he was sent by some zoo to buy bamboo to feed the pandas. Hearing that he was acting alone, he couldn't help laughing: "Young man, why do you buy so much bamboo? Do you want to raise pandas? I can remind you." You, private individuals in our country are not allowed to keep giant pandas, once they are caught, it is illegal."

"Brother, I know. I think this is because of a special reason, and I will tell you later." Dong Xiaohui knows that there is a bamboo forest covering an area of ​​[-] mu in this park. If the bamboo in the N City Zoo is not enough, he will come to buy it. Some, so he was considering whether to ask the center to say hello, so that he can order from this park for a long time in the future.

Hundreds of catties of bamboo were cut and tied up, and a small truck was found to deliver them to the home. One person and one bear returned with a full load.

Just after returning home, the mobile phone rang. Dong Xiaohui picked it up and saw that it was his mother's number. He quickly connected, and heard a clear and pleasant female voice on the opposite side: "Son, your father and I will not go back for the New Year. You Has grandma's funeral been dealt with? Is the house ready..."

Dong Xiaohui sighed, answered one by one, and finally complained: "An ancient castle, haven't you finished it yet? You haven't come back during the Chinese New Year, so you're so busy?"

"I originally planned to go back, but my friends in Egypt said that they recently discovered a stolen ancient tomb. After a rescue excavation, there is still a mummy and some scattered cultural relics in it, which is of great research value. Invite me and your dad over there..."

Dong Xiaohui was shocked when he heard this, and quickly said: "Mom, although the mummy is good, but Egypt is too unsafe, you and Dad should not go, our country needs you too, you are running around like this every day, Won't Uncle Zhou be angry?"

"Why are you angry, Uncle Zhou? At that time, won't our country also benefit from the precious information we brought back? Besides, there aren't many jobs in China recently. This opportunity is really rare, so your dad and I plan to go and have a look. , you’re an adult, take good care of yourself at home, if you can’t, go to a classmate’s house for a couple of meals, if you find a girl you like, you can go after it, I used to be afraid that your puppy love would affect your grades, but now I’m not afraid.”

Dong Xiaohui: ...

"Son, mom and dad are about to board the plane. You should give us early New Year's greetings in advance. We don't know where we are during the Chinese New Year. The signal in Egypt is probably not good. The red envelope has been sent to your account in advance. .”

Dong Xiaohui: ...

After hanging up the phone, he stood in the middle of the living room looking at the big empty house, and suddenly felt a little cold.

As soon as he thought of being cold, his legs felt hot, and when he lowered his head, Congrui hugged his calf with two front paws, raised his head, and tilted his neck slightly, looking at him with black eyes without blinking.

The sadness and loneliness in his heart disappeared immediately, Dong Xiaohui hugged the dumpling in his arms, put his forehead on its head, and muttered to himself: "It's okay, I won't come back if I don't come back. This year, Congrui will accompany me to celebrate the New Year , It must be lively. Will you set off fireworks? When the time comes, I will take you to set off firecrackers. It’s just that kind of small fireworks that won’t hurt people..."

I'm not afraid of hurting people.

Qiu Liang stretched out her claws and kicked on Dong Xiaohui's body, thinking that no matter how brilliant your fireworks are, can they compare with the thunder and lightning when Lao Tzu crossed the catastrophe?That's the real grandeur, right?Such a thick electric light, colorful, accompanied by the thunder that trembled on the top of the mountain and the earth, all the fuck blasted at Lao Tzu.In this situation, Lao Tzu gritted his teeth and persisted for half an hour, which is really amazing.It's a pity that I didn't pass the last level. The Heavenly Court system is unreasonable, so I just deleted my account. I don't know if I can practice again this time until the tribulation period.