Six Realms Internet Celebrity Pharmacy
Chapter 8 The Hair Monster in the Sewer
Zhu Quanze just remarked casually, but Xie Wuyan nodded lightly: "It's possible."
"But it is more likely to be Pinduoduo, where the wholesale price is cheaper."
Zhu Quanze: "..."
The Dao Talisman sold by Pinduoduo is only useful if it is useful, okay?
"The symbol itself only provides guidance, and the real power comes from the performer." Xie Wuyan closed his eyes, stretched out his right hand, separated his five fingers, and faced the sewer with his palm facing down.
Zhu Quanze stared at his somewhat pale fingers - slender and well-defined, as good-looking as the man's legs.
I don't know where Xie Wuyan attracted a stream of clear water, and a circular magic circle was spun on the ground.The magic circle stayed for a few seconds, then merged together and flowed down the sewer.
"There are no living things in the ground." Xie Wuyan opened his eyes and confirmed again and again, "There are no ghosts either."
"Well, if you say no, there will be no."
□□The logistics is very good. Although Jiugao Town is located in the corner of the [-]th line, the "Strong Pipeline" ordered by Zhu Quanze arrived soon.A whole bottle of strong caustic soda was poured down, and the strange sewer mouth finally stopped for two days, and it stopped vomiting hair.
But the good times didn't last long, and three days later, there was another sprawling mass of hair in the bathroom.But the quality of the hair seems to be a little worse, it is soft and thin and it is easy to break, which is not the same as before.
However, Zhu Quanze no longer has the mind to study this sewer mouth, because his new anti-hair loss drug research and development has encountered an epic Waterloo—the red-crowned cranes that Zhu Quanze tied the experimental number to Yunheze. After hair tonic demo1.0], I became even more bald!
After one week of medication, the diameter of the erythema on the top of the red-crowned cranes increased by an average of 0.7 cm, and the p-value was less than 0.05, which is a statistically significant difference.
Excluding the growth factor - all he selected were adult male red-crowned cranes.
Excluding seasonal factors - in summer, there is no change.
That's probably the potion!
But... Zhu Quanze found it difficult to accept the hair growth liquid turned into a baldness potion.
After being hit, Zhu Quanze poured the bottle of hair growth liquid demo1.0 down the sewer on impulse.Of course, he regretted it as soon as he poured it out - why should he keep a demo backup so that he can compare it with future versions?
But soon, Zhu Quanze became Buddhist again.Scientific research is all about participation.Experiments always have hits and misses.However, the need for hair loss seems to be relatively modern, and there are not many records in ancient books, so he can only explore by himself.
Zhu Quanze felt that he was also starting to lose his hair.
That night, Mr. Xie sat cross-legged on the top of the coffin and meditated, while Scientist Zhu fell asleep drowsily with the modification plan of Hair Tonic 2.0 in his head.
Halfway through his sleep, he only felt a tickle in his throat.Zhu Quanze covered his mouth and coughed heavily a few times, as if something foreign had been coughed up.He spread out his palm, but saw a few long black hairs on his palm, and the rest of the hair was still attached to his throat.
Zhu Quanze was shocked and wanted to pull out the hair from his throat.But that hair seemed to have no end, and he couldn't pull it out no matter what.The circles of black hair on his hands became more and more entangled, and the roots of the hair seemed to still be planted deep in his throat.
He kept coughing like he was going to cough up his whole lung.
So, Zhu Quanze coughed himself up just like that.He sat up in bed with no cough, no hair in his hands, and no foreign body sensation in his chest.It's just that there is silence all around, not even the sound of insects outside the window.
But the door of his room opened slightly, and the corridor outside the door was dark.There was still a little twilight in the room, spilled on the floor through the thin curtains - only a pool of water was seen beside the crack of the door.
Zhu Quanze swallowed, and subconsciously clenched the safety jade button on his chest.He looked at the pool of water and didn't dare to get out of bed.He wasn't even sure if he really woke up or if he was still in a dream.
"Thank you Heavenly Master." He shouted towards the door.
No one responded.
Zhu Quanze's room was at the top of the stairs, and the door was already open, so there should be no soundproof barrier between him and the coffin formation.
Zhu Quanze shouted again: "Thank you Wuyan!"
Still no response.
Instead, there seemed to be something looking at him in the dark crack of the door.Zhu Quanze was stared at with horror.However, a pair of white eyes without pupils suddenly lit up through the crack of the door, and where the cheeks should have been...two lovely...blush? ? ?
Zhu Quanze "woke up" again.
As soon as he opened his eyes, the sun at seven or eight o'clock filled the whole room, everywhere was a relaxing and pleasant warm yellow, and Xie Wuyan was sitting on his bedside, patted his face lightly: "What are you dreaming?" What, calling my name while rubbing against the sheets?"
"The sheets are all wet by you." As he spoke, he pointed to Zhu Quanze's blanket, on which there was a puddle of suspicious water.
Zhu Quanze: "..."
I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense, why does this sound so wrong? !
But in the end, Zhu Quanze just held Xie Wuyan's hand pitifully, and said tremblingly: "Tianshi, there is a ghost..."
"It's not a ghost." Xie Wuyan squeezed Zhu Quanze's hand to comfort him, "Don't be afraid, I've already locked him in a spirit-binding lock."
He took Zhu Quanze into the bathroom, only to see a golden rope wrapped around the sewer...a big ball of hair.When the hair-haired student saw Zhu Quanze, he was extremely excited, and fluffed up again, but was suppressed by the binding lock.
"Emma." Zhu Quanze took a step back subconsciously.
There were two blushes again on the "face" of the hair-haired classmate who was completely unrecognizable, like a shy black face emoticon.
"Ghosts are things formed after the death of life, and demons are transformed from animals or plants. This is neither a ghost nor a demon—it is a monster, which is transformed from a 'thing' that was originally lifeless. It was originally just a block A ball of hair in the sewer has been cultivated into a spiritual consciousness over the years." Xie Wuyan calmly explained to Zhu Quanze, "My practice is limited to the perception of life and life after death... I was really negligent before, sorry .”
Then he turned around to look at the haired monster, raised his right hand, and a ball of black cold fire rose from the tip of his index finger: "But you are not allowed to pretend to be ghosts here, and you have nothing to scare people."
"Wait, wait, wait for the bridge bean sack!" The haired monster let out a hoarse scream.
"I, I, I didn't want to scare people! I'm sorry!" The hair monster stretched out two hair "tentacles", and nodded in front of him like a pair of fingers, "I, I, I actually want to repay the favor."
Zhu Quanze: "..."
Xie Wuyan: "..."
"Hey." The hair-haired monster sighed, "I used to live in the sewer, and I lived a good life, and I didn't think about dealing with humans. You see, I not only cultivated my own consciousness, but also grew a bushy hair. Hair!" As he spoke, he combed his messy hair in self-pity.
"But who knows... modern life produces more and more garbage, such as sodium polyvinyl chloride phosphophthalate and alkylbenzene sulfonate, all of which are discharged into the sewer!" the hair monster cried, "then , I started to lose my hair!"
While talking, it let out a heart-piercing "Wow", crying so much that those who heard it cried and those who saw it were sad: "Woo, I didn't spit my hair into the sewer on purpose, I lost my hair, lost my hair It fell too hard, you know... woo woo woo..."
Zhu Quanze: "..."
Xie Wuyan: "..."
"But!" The hair-haired monster stopped crying dramatically, which shows that it is a shame not to be a stage actor, "Since Zhu Xiaodang poured a bottle of mysterious potion into the sewer yesterday, my beautiful hair suddenly disappeared. It's grown back!"
Speaking of which, it proudly shook off its black hair: "So, I decided to repay my kindness with my body!"
Hearing this, Xie Wuyan's face turned black, and seeing that the real fire of Samadhi on his fingertips was about to burn the ball of hair, but Zhu Quanze hurriedly stopped him: "What? My potion made you grow hair?!"
It is obviously bald when placed on the head of a red-crowned crane, but why does it suddenly work when it is thrown into the sewer?
"But it is more likely to be Pinduoduo, where the wholesale price is cheaper."
Zhu Quanze: "..."
The Dao Talisman sold by Pinduoduo is only useful if it is useful, okay?
"The symbol itself only provides guidance, and the real power comes from the performer." Xie Wuyan closed his eyes, stretched out his right hand, separated his five fingers, and faced the sewer with his palm facing down.
Zhu Quanze stared at his somewhat pale fingers - slender and well-defined, as good-looking as the man's legs.
I don't know where Xie Wuyan attracted a stream of clear water, and a circular magic circle was spun on the ground.The magic circle stayed for a few seconds, then merged together and flowed down the sewer.
"There are no living things in the ground." Xie Wuyan opened his eyes and confirmed again and again, "There are no ghosts either."
"Well, if you say no, there will be no."
□□The logistics is very good. Although Jiugao Town is located in the corner of the [-]th line, the "Strong Pipeline" ordered by Zhu Quanze arrived soon.A whole bottle of strong caustic soda was poured down, and the strange sewer mouth finally stopped for two days, and it stopped vomiting hair.
But the good times didn't last long, and three days later, there was another sprawling mass of hair in the bathroom.But the quality of the hair seems to be a little worse, it is soft and thin and it is easy to break, which is not the same as before.
However, Zhu Quanze no longer has the mind to study this sewer mouth, because his new anti-hair loss drug research and development has encountered an epic Waterloo—the red-crowned cranes that Zhu Quanze tied the experimental number to Yunheze. After hair tonic demo1.0], I became even more bald!
After one week of medication, the diameter of the erythema on the top of the red-crowned cranes increased by an average of 0.7 cm, and the p-value was less than 0.05, which is a statistically significant difference.
Excluding the growth factor - all he selected were adult male red-crowned cranes.
Excluding seasonal factors - in summer, there is no change.
That's probably the potion!
But... Zhu Quanze found it difficult to accept the hair growth liquid turned into a baldness potion.
After being hit, Zhu Quanze poured the bottle of hair growth liquid demo1.0 down the sewer on impulse.Of course, he regretted it as soon as he poured it out - why should he keep a demo backup so that he can compare it with future versions?
But soon, Zhu Quanze became Buddhist again.Scientific research is all about participation.Experiments always have hits and misses.However, the need for hair loss seems to be relatively modern, and there are not many records in ancient books, so he can only explore by himself.
Zhu Quanze felt that he was also starting to lose his hair.
That night, Mr. Xie sat cross-legged on the top of the coffin and meditated, while Scientist Zhu fell asleep drowsily with the modification plan of Hair Tonic 2.0 in his head.
Halfway through his sleep, he only felt a tickle in his throat.Zhu Quanze covered his mouth and coughed heavily a few times, as if something foreign had been coughed up.He spread out his palm, but saw a few long black hairs on his palm, and the rest of the hair was still attached to his throat.
Zhu Quanze was shocked and wanted to pull out the hair from his throat.But that hair seemed to have no end, and he couldn't pull it out no matter what.The circles of black hair on his hands became more and more entangled, and the roots of the hair seemed to still be planted deep in his throat.
He kept coughing like he was going to cough up his whole lung.
So, Zhu Quanze coughed himself up just like that.He sat up in bed with no cough, no hair in his hands, and no foreign body sensation in his chest.It's just that there is silence all around, not even the sound of insects outside the window.
But the door of his room opened slightly, and the corridor outside the door was dark.There was still a little twilight in the room, spilled on the floor through the thin curtains - only a pool of water was seen beside the crack of the door.
Zhu Quanze swallowed, and subconsciously clenched the safety jade button on his chest.He looked at the pool of water and didn't dare to get out of bed.He wasn't even sure if he really woke up or if he was still in a dream.
"Thank you Heavenly Master." He shouted towards the door.
No one responded.
Zhu Quanze's room was at the top of the stairs, and the door was already open, so there should be no soundproof barrier between him and the coffin formation.
Zhu Quanze shouted again: "Thank you Wuyan!"
Still no response.
Instead, there seemed to be something looking at him in the dark crack of the door.Zhu Quanze was stared at with horror.However, a pair of white eyes without pupils suddenly lit up through the crack of the door, and where the cheeks should have been...two lovely...blush? ? ?
Zhu Quanze "woke up" again.
As soon as he opened his eyes, the sun at seven or eight o'clock filled the whole room, everywhere was a relaxing and pleasant warm yellow, and Xie Wuyan was sitting on his bedside, patted his face lightly: "What are you dreaming?" What, calling my name while rubbing against the sheets?"
"The sheets are all wet by you." As he spoke, he pointed to Zhu Quanze's blanket, on which there was a puddle of suspicious water.
Zhu Quanze: "..."
I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense, why does this sound so wrong? !
But in the end, Zhu Quanze just held Xie Wuyan's hand pitifully, and said tremblingly: "Tianshi, there is a ghost..."
"It's not a ghost." Xie Wuyan squeezed Zhu Quanze's hand to comfort him, "Don't be afraid, I've already locked him in a spirit-binding lock."
He took Zhu Quanze into the bathroom, only to see a golden rope wrapped around the sewer...a big ball of hair.When the hair-haired student saw Zhu Quanze, he was extremely excited, and fluffed up again, but was suppressed by the binding lock.
"Emma." Zhu Quanze took a step back subconsciously.
There were two blushes again on the "face" of the hair-haired classmate who was completely unrecognizable, like a shy black face emoticon.
"Ghosts are things formed after the death of life, and demons are transformed from animals or plants. This is neither a ghost nor a demon—it is a monster, which is transformed from a 'thing' that was originally lifeless. It was originally just a block A ball of hair in the sewer has been cultivated into a spiritual consciousness over the years." Xie Wuyan calmly explained to Zhu Quanze, "My practice is limited to the perception of life and life after death... I was really negligent before, sorry .”
Then he turned around to look at the haired monster, raised his right hand, and a ball of black cold fire rose from the tip of his index finger: "But you are not allowed to pretend to be ghosts here, and you have nothing to scare people."
"Wait, wait, wait for the bridge bean sack!" The haired monster let out a hoarse scream.
"I, I, I didn't want to scare people! I'm sorry!" The hair monster stretched out two hair "tentacles", and nodded in front of him like a pair of fingers, "I, I, I actually want to repay the favor."
Zhu Quanze: "..."
Xie Wuyan: "..."
"Hey." The hair-haired monster sighed, "I used to live in the sewer, and I lived a good life, and I didn't think about dealing with humans. You see, I not only cultivated my own consciousness, but also grew a bushy hair. Hair!" As he spoke, he combed his messy hair in self-pity.
"But who knows... modern life produces more and more garbage, such as sodium polyvinyl chloride phosphophthalate and alkylbenzene sulfonate, all of which are discharged into the sewer!" the hair monster cried, "then , I started to lose my hair!"
While talking, it let out a heart-piercing "Wow", crying so much that those who heard it cried and those who saw it were sad: "Woo, I didn't spit my hair into the sewer on purpose, I lost my hair, lost my hair It fell too hard, you know... woo woo woo..."
Zhu Quanze: "..."
Xie Wuyan: "..."
"But!" The hair-haired monster stopped crying dramatically, which shows that it is a shame not to be a stage actor, "Since Zhu Xiaodang poured a bottle of mysterious potion into the sewer yesterday, my beautiful hair suddenly disappeared. It's grown back!"
Speaking of which, it proudly shook off its black hair: "So, I decided to repay my kindness with my body!"
Hearing this, Xie Wuyan's face turned black, and seeing that the real fire of Samadhi on his fingertips was about to burn the ball of hair, but Zhu Quanze hurriedly stopped him: "What? My potion made you grow hair?!"
It is obviously bald when placed on the head of a red-crowned crane, but why does it suddenly work when it is thrown into the sewer?
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