Six Realms Internet Celebrity Pharmacy

There are always a few days in the underworld that are particularly busy every year. Some service kid here has escaped, and there are some bad celestial masters who are feeding ghosts there, and there are serial crashes at the right time.Although Xie Wuyan can't do everything by himself, but when the errand is done, he has to review the mission report submitted below, and occasionally he is too busy to go home in the middle of the night.

It was past one o'clock in the morning in the world, and Xie Wuyan was immersed in writing Zhu Zhu, when a petty official from the underworld knocked on the door, and walked in tremblingly, rubbing his hands.Judging by his expression, it seems that there is something difficult to talk about, but he has to say it, and he is extremely nervous.

Xie Wuyan looked up, quite surprised: "Oh, it's you?"

It turned out that this was a small official who settled the incense and offerings from all over the world for Emperor Qinghua of Dongji.There is also a list of offerings in the fairy world. The amount of incense basically determines the status of the immortals in the heaven. Therefore, the work of the small officials is also quite stressful.It's just that Xie Wuyan never cared too much about such extraneous things, and left all matters to the small officials to take care of, and usually seldom intervened.

Xie Wuyan said lightly: "What's the matter?"

The little official's expression seemed a little hard to explain, he hesitated: "Then, what, the official received some strange paper money..."

"Oh? What kind of strange method?" Xie Wuyan's mind flashed, "Could it be that he cast a curse?" He hadn't thought about it before, and paper money can also cast curses to harm people.

"There is no curse."

Xie Wuyan immediately lost interest when he heard the words, and waved the back of his hand outward, meaning that you can deal with it casually.

Unexpectedly, the little official disobeyed, tremblingly held up a string of paper money with both hands, and handed it over, deeply bowing at ninety degrees: "You should see it yourself." After Xie Wuyan took the paper money, the little official probably It was because he was afraid that the emperor would be angry, so he ran away without saying a word.

Xie Wuyan looked puzzled.

He touched the paper ingots and found that they were folded by hand, but not the usual silver paper...the paper was smooth and thick.Xie Wuyan opened an origami ingot suspiciously——

Then, Xie Wuyan fell into a stiff and long silence in the hall.

The paper of Die Yuanbao slowly unfolded, agilemosaicjumpedrightinfrontofhiseyes.Beforethemosaicisafairandbeautifulbody, kneeleddown, withhandstiedatback, showingoffhisslimback, a pair of watery eyes looking back at him pitifully, with a ball of tie in his mouth, cheeks flushed.

Xie Wuyan: "???" His eyelids twitched, he immediately turned over the page, and slammed it on the table.His heart was beating wildly in his chest, and he couldn't recover for a long time.

When Xie Wuyan calmed down, he leaned back in the chair, crossed his legs comfortably, and let out a long breath.Then...he couldn't wait to unwrap the next paper ingot.

This time, the picture changed to a different scene and a different play. In the painting, the protagonist directly hooked his long legs to the opponent's neck, turned his head from behind, opened his mouth slightly, and still had those deer-like eyes, still the same The shyness and confusion that are exactly the same as someone.

Xie's mouth was dry and his heart was burning.

In ancient times, there was a lover who handed lovesickness paper, but now there is Quanze Huang|man burning paper money.The same world, probably the same mind.

Xie Wuyan put down the vermilion pen angrily, and got up with a "shua"-the work was over!Overtime!I went home to see my wife!

But when Xie Wuyan returned to Zhu Huichun Hall, the little boss Zhu had already fallen asleep.Someone Xie quietly pushed open a crack in the door, and faint light shone into the room, outlining the outline of the person on the bed under the blanket.

Xu Shi was disturbed by this ray of light, and Boss Zhu didn't wake up, but subconsciously hugged the quilt and turned sideways, he hummed and rubbed against the bed, his breathing soon became calm again, and there was no movement.

Although his heart was itchy, Xie Wuyan didn't disturb his dream after all, and tiptoed out again.

The next morning, when Zhu Quanze finished packing and went downstairs, he found that Xie Wuyan was not meditating in the morning, but was sitting in the living room and prepared a table of breakfast for him.

The warm sun in the early morning cast a layer of soft light on Xie Wuyan's sharp-edged side face, Zhu Quanze frowned, feeling that this person looked particularly pleasing to the eye at this moment: "Oh, so rare!"

Zhu Quanze got tired of eating soy milk fritters for the time being. Some time ago, I bought foreign cereals soaked in milk on the Internet. Xie Wuyan poured the cereals in a bowl and warmed a bottle of milk on the side. I was afraid that the cereals would soften, so I waited for someone Go downstairs and soak again.In addition, he also boiled eggs and prepared oranges and bananas. Although it is simple, it also has carbohydrates, proteins, vitamins and fibers on the table.

Xie Wuyan's cooking skills are limited, and he has only acquired the four skills of [cooking], [soaking], [cutting fruit] and [ordering takeaway] so far.But preparing breakfast is mainly a matter of heart and skill, I wish the boss very useful.

Zhu Quanze sat down at the table with a smile: "Then I won't be polite."

Xie Wuyan took a spoon and casually mixed it in the bowl, and went straight to the point: "Zeze, did you burn paper money for me?" He had been holding back all night.

Boss Zhu rolled his eyes and thought to himself, as expected, there is nothing to show love for, and it is either rape or stealing, so he said why he is so kind to people all of a sudden, so he came to Xingshi to question his crimes.Zhu Quanze bit her red lip lightly with her white teeth, and said, "What? Paper money?"

Xie Wuyan narrowed his eyes slightly, and there was a hint of danger in his tone: "Huh?"

Zhu Quanze was probably planning to play it to the end, he poured half of the milk into his own bowl, and put a spoonful of oatmeal into his mouth: "Your salary is not low, why should I burn paper money for you, I'm free. "

"Probably..." Xie Wuyan tilted his head, and the corner of his mouth was full of smirk, dragging out the ending, "Some people want me to choose a pose?"

Zhu Quanze: "..." Almost sprayed a mouthful of oatmeal on someone Xie's face.Boss Zhu really didn't expect this, as expected, burning paper was a pleasure, and the crematorium was burnt down.

In fact, I wish the boss felt his conscience, and he really didn't mean to imply it.It was a long time ago that such an idea popped into his mind like a meteor - "If you burn Huang|manga to Emperor Qinghua, will he receive it?".

It just so happened that Zhu Quanze waited for Xie Wuyan for a long time that night, but he didn't go home, so he couldn't help but try it out of curiosity.

Never thought......

Not only did the other party really receive it, but the reaction was so great!

In order to hide the current embarrassment, Zhu Quanze picked up the glass and took a sip of milk.

Unexpectedly, Xie Wuyan raised his eyebrows: "You drink milk to me, huh?"

Zhu Quanze almost choked on a mouthful, and there was a circle of white milk stains on his lips.He stuck out his tongue and licked his upper lip, thinking that it would be okay to drink milk now? !

Then he quietly put down the glass and took another banana.I just peeled a banana, and Zhu Quanze sighed in his heart that something was wrong—once he put on a color filter, no matter what he did, it would be wrong.

Sure enough, Xie Wuyan smiled again: "Honey, I stopped drinking milk and changed to bananas?"

I wish the boss three consecutive denials in his heart: I am not, I am not, don't talk nonsense!

"How about this." Xie Wuyan took out five unopened paper ingots from his pocket, and put them in a row in front of Zhu Quanze, "You choose one at random, and we will try whichever one you draw."

How could Zhu Quanze not know what things he had burnt, no matter which one he got in the draw, it would be enough for him to shut himself up online if he practiced it.Boss Zhu's face was already red at this moment, I saw him pouted slightly, his big eyes blinked with a trace of begging for mercy, trying to get away with being "cute": "Forget it, forget it, Yan Ye."

But obviously, Xie Wuyan has no intention of letting go of his little boss this time.

This strange paper ingot was handed to him by his subordinates. Although Xie Wuyan didn't change his face at the time, it was still a little exciting.What's more, the brat who likes to listen to gossip and gossip in the underworld at this moment probably already knows that he has received some paper money that is astonishing and unprecedented in the world.

If he is not allowed to taste a bit of sweetness, Xie Wuyan will not take the blame.

As soon as Zhu Quanze bit his lower lip, his eyeballs rolled drippingly.In the end, knowing that there was nothing to do, he gritted his teeth and pitifully touched a paper ingot that he had folded.

Zhu Quanze couldn't help but burst into tears from the bottom of his heart——burn pornography to the underworld|what kind of flirty idea is man in the end.Not only can the emperor receive it, but he also plans to give it a try.

..whee..

I don't know where the rumors spread, but the game of "drawing lots to choose poses" became popular in the six worlds for a while, such as "returning to nature", "yellow oriole crossing the valley", "Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva", and the arrangement and combination of stick figures are full of tricks.

Even in places like the cat brothel, everyone prepared a lottery.Yingying Yanyan tugged on Jiuling, and shouted meowingly: "Master Jiuling, choose a meow!"

The various options for cat flower lottery are -

Rubbing claws, rubbing belly, fragrant, tail massage, hair smoothing and so on.

Jiu Ling thought about the so-called crooked upper beam and crooked lower beam, and readily accepted it.

Zhu Quanze never thought that burning a few paper ingots on a whim would cause such a big wave of popularity in the Six Realms.Of course, apart from the method of "drawing lots to choose a pose", Boss Zhu has left other legends in the Six Realms.

For example, many, many years later, when the owner of the small pharmacy in the Six Realms completed his meritorious deeds and was ranked among the immortals, he discovered that there was an unwritten little courtship ceremony for men and women in the fairy world—the men and women who secretly meet in private have to take snails and slugs to the firefly cave To ask for the blessing of "starry sky", the two people's vows of eternal love are counted.

There are also single dogs who come to the cave to worship the chameleon for love, and so on.

Anyway, the karst cave that no one cares about before is now extremely lively.

And after staying in the fairyland for many years, the old maid who was finally reincarnated brought the new little maid along to introduce various places in the fairyland, and suddenly there was a feeling of a white-haired palace lady talking about the past.

"Look, this thatched hut is right, it's the one with the big peach tree growing in the back. In the past, there lived a little medicine boy here."

"This Lingtan, that little medicine boy took a bath here before."

"Oh, there's another hole here, where the little medicine boy cured the fireflies that couldn't glow."

"This is Cangshu Pavilion, where the little drug boy compiled the famous "Six Realms Prescriptions."

"I think this little drug boy is so powerful," the little maid opened her eyes curiously, "What happened to him later?"

"Well, it seems that the little drug boy went to the Miluo Palace in the Sanqing Realm, stole the fairy fruit of the Jade Emperor God, and was sent to practice in the human world."

The little maid was obviously very dissatisfied with the ending, and said "ah" in disappointment: "Then, what happens later?"

Later, the little Yaotong was kidnapped by Emperor Qingxuan and became Mrs. Yazhai.

But it's not convenient for the old maid to say such things that are not suitable for children.She coughed twice, and lightly patted the little maid on the head: "Why are there so many problems with Baba? Don't listen to what you shouldn't listen to, don't say what you shouldn't say, and don't be like that little drug boy. It's okay." Go to the Jade Emperor's room to steal the fairy fruit!"

The little maid let out a dumbfounded "Oh".

At the same time, Qinghua Changle World, East Extreme Miaoyan Palace.

Zhu Quanze, who refused to live in the hospital after receiving the fairy book, lazily leaned on Emperor Qingxuan's lap, turned his head and sneezed hard.

He shook his cattail fan and said lazily, "Huh? Does someone miss me?"

Qingxuan, who had completed the merits of the underworld and returned to heaven, patted his face lightly: "Yes, someone misses you."

Zhu Quanze obediently opened his mouth and was fed a strawberry.

The strawberries in the fairyland are very big, juicy, sweet and sour, just like his heart full of love at this time.

"good to eat!"

"Boom~ Another one!"