Six Realms Internet Celebrity Pharmacy

Don't listen to my "meow" being sticky and milky, don't look at my waist being twisted and soft, I am a cruel little black cat, with no emotion.

——By occasionally stands on the ridge of the roof and thinks about Jiulingfusky, who was born in a lion, facing the sunset

Jiu Ling likes his cat incarnation in the world very much.

Although it is majestic and majestic when it is a big lion in the underworld, it has to carry the airs of "Emperor Qingxuan's mount" all the time, and it has to hold its head high and chest high wherever it goes.After all, a big nine-headed lion shaking its head and flicking its tail begging for plucking is a bit of a drop in price.

Jiu Ling said that he was tired of pretending.

What's more, when all the little ghosts saw it, they either nodded and bowed to flatter or were too frightened to make a sound, which was boring.

Jiu Ling thought to himself, it's better to be a free kitten. When you enter, you can be cute and coquettish, and when you retreat, you can puff up your buttocks and blow your hair. You can lie on the ground and twist it casually. It hummed.

Another year of warm spring, the peach blossoms in the backyard of Zhuhuichuntang burned half the sky.

In the past few years, the business of the small pharmacy has been getting better and better. It has been promoted from the small pharmacy of the six circles of Internet celebrities to the top leader of the six circles of medicine market, and the relationship between the two shit shovel officers has become more and more lingering. Being ashamed and promoted to being able to be ashamed of holding a small hand|fuck.

On a Sunday morning, Jiu Ling slept comfortably until the sun basked in his belly, squinted his eyes, lazily licked his whole body, and then he took small steps to prepare for breakfast.However, Jiu Ling found out that his cat food bowl was empty!

a bolt from the blue.

The little black cat, who has always been favored, was frightened and angry, with a bad expression on his face.Although Jiuling can fill his stomach by catching any small animals or little ghosts, it has recently fallen in love with a human cat biscuit and regards it as a unique delicacy in the world.More importantly, Jiuling is obsessed with the feeling of being offered three meals a day!

That is the dignity of standing at the top of the food chain!

So, what's going on with this shit shoveler today? !

Jiuling raised his tail, meowed twice, and ran all the way into the inner room.It jumped up vigorously and jumped onto the coffin board of the gate of the underworld, only to find that the owner was neither sleeping in the coffin, nor sitting on the coffin and meditating in the morning.

The little black cat rolled its eyes, wondering if it was time to go out to work?But I didn't see anyone summoning me.

Jiu Ling ran upstairs suspiciously, and just now at the top of the stairs, he heard the voice of his master coming from Boss Zhu's bedroom. There was a smile in the deep voice, as if to please, as if to beg: " Zeze, once, just once, for the last time."

Jiuling: "?!"

Its bright yellow eyes suddenly turned into copper bells, and a hundred thousand alpacas ran past in its heart - dare the owner who has been sleeping in the coffin downstairs has moved upstairs to live with Boss Zhu?

As the saying goes, do not see evil and do not listen to evil.The little black cat curled its tail, thinking that what the ancients said was very reasonable, and then it decided...to regard the words of the ancients as dung.

The little black cat tiptoed to the edge of the door and put a pair of small pointed ears on it.

whee.

There was a rustling sound of fabric from the door, as if someone had turned over on the bed, and then there was another yawn in a daze, Zhu Quanze's voice was soft with a hint of dissatisfaction: "Don't... ...still sore."

With a "snap", one hand slapped the person's buttocks through the quilt, Xie Wuyan changed his words: "Then give me a kiss."

Then, there was a soft "boo" in the room, like a bird spreading its wings across the lake, or a dragonfly standing upside down on the tip of a lotus.Then, Zhu Quanze let out a muffled snort, and the bed partner "squeaked", and there was a lot of movement. Xie Wuyan's "kiss" did not know when it developed into a "kiss to death".

The sound of panting and water became clearer, and Jiu Ling felt goosebumps all over the floor when he heard it, and his heart suddenly became more and more uncomfortable-so, this is the reason why I didn't meow food today?Meow meow meow? !

It flicked its tail, and walked back and forth dissatisfiedly at the door of Boss Zhu's bedroom a few times, fighting between "destroy the spring scene" and "be a well-behaved kitten".

But it didn't seem long before the people in the room had enough kisses, and Jiu Ling heard someone get out of bed in the room.As soon as the door opened, it immediately greeted it, arched its back, meowed and bumped into the ankle of the visitor.It raised its head, one eye narrowed slightly, wait, what's wrong?

Emm...Why does the owner who usually dresses in a simple and cool way in the world have a fluffy little bear on his chest...?Then Jiuling suddenly realized-oh, these are Zhu Xiaobo's clothes!

It doesn't matter whose clothes it is, or its own stomach. After successfully attracting Xie Wuyan's attention, Jiu Ling immediately shrank into a ball, showing a pitiful, young and helpless expression.

Xie Wuyan looked down at the little black cat squatting at the door, and immediately slapped his head: "Oh, yes! Hey, why did I forget!"

Jiu Ling shook his tail expectantly——have you finally realized that you haven't fed your little cutie delicious meow biscuits yet?

Unexpectedly, Xie Wuyan ignored Jiuling directly, and ran downstairs at a speed of 50 meters, shouting while running: "Zeze, in 5 minutes, your favorite omelet cart will close the stall and leave!"

"What? It's almost ten o'clock?!" Zhu Quanze jumped out of the bed when he heard the words, and chased him out. Holding the door rail with one hand, he shouted downstairs, "I want double egg sauce and sausage!"

Hearing the sound, the people downstairs had already run to the gate, Xie Wuyan turned around and roared: "I know! The soy milk also tastes like red dates!"

Jiuling: "..."

It screamed the groundhog inside: What kind of dog man man shovel shit officer is this?ah? !And me?And me? ?Where's my meal? ? ?

Jiu Ling, who had exploded with a nuclear bomb in his heart, raised his head and glanced at Zhu Quanze again, hehe, isn't this one wearing the master's white shirt!

Xie Wuyan's clothes were a little too big for Zhu Quanze, and the long sleeves hung down to cover his hands.Boss Zhu is wearing a pair of fluffy cotton slippers with cat ears, a pair of thin, straight and long legs are just so bare, and the overlong shirt is □□□□ covering his boxer briefs, half-hiding , don't have a style.

Jiuling expressed a certain degree of approval for the master's aesthetics.

This emperor and concubine recognized it!

However, that shouldn't be an excuse for no one to feed it either!

Little Black Miao pulled the corners of his mouth, his eyes narrowed into one big and one small, and with a stinky face, he said bluntly: "My breakfast!"

"Oh yes!" Zhu Quanze came to a sudden, squatted down and scratched Jiu Ling's chin as if to compensate, "I finished that bag last time, this time I will open a new bag for you."

I wish the little boss Jiuling likes the massage technique.Rubbing and rubbing, its other eye, which was still wide open, narrowed comfortably, and the whole cat raised its head desperately.But Jiuling hummed comfortably in his heart, and at the same time tightened the corners of his mouth desperately, thinking, do you think this can make me happy? !

Seeing that the little black cat was still stinky, Zhu Quanze smiled so much that his brows and eyes crooked, and he stepped up the massage. He stroked Jiuling's chin with one hand, and pinched its neck with the other from behind. Jiu Ling's whole cat became limp.

Alright alright.

I forgive you.

Jiuling let out a useless "hulu".

"Let's go, let's eat." Zhu Quanze saw that the little cat finally calmed down, pressed Jiuling's head for the last time, got up and went to the living room.Jiuling trotted all the way to keep up, watching with satisfaction that the excrement shoveler poured himself a bowl full of delicious cat biscuits.

At this time, Xie Wuyan also came back, holding two breakfast bags in both hands, and the room was filled with the aroma of omelette sauce.

"It's too late, I missed the last sausage." Xie Wuyan put the bag on the table, sat on the side, wrapped Zhu Quanze's waist, and coaxed, "I bought you the tenderloin, add more spicy."

Boss Zhu was also hungry, so he sat on Xie Wuyan's lap, holding soy milk in his left hand and omelet in his right. With his mouth full, he mumbled, "Tenderloin is not as good as sausage."

Xie Wuyan poked his head out from behind Zhu Quanze, rested his chin on his shoulder, took a sip of soy milk along Boss Zhu's straw, and whispered in his ear: "I'll make it up later, I'll feed you sausage tonight, huh? "

If it was in the past, when Xie Wuyan was talking nonsense, the simple little boss Zhu would still be molested by this old hooligan, his ears would turn red and his face would burn.

But over the years, he has finally cultivated an iron wall.Zhu Quanze's face remained unchanged, and he lowered his head and took a big bite of the omelet, swallowing the whole food before slowly counterattacking: "Okay, I want all the sausages, onion, ginger, and garlic. If it's too spicy, I won't give it to you again." Apply some safflower oil mixed with wind oil?"

Xie Wuyan: "..." It hurts to hear it, his little boss is really promising!

Xie Wuyan had no choice but to strike in another dimension, and patted Zhu Quanze's butt lightly: "Where are the trousers? Put them on for me! Who are you going to walk the bird in the living room for?"

"I'm not starving to death. I'm in a hurry to eat." Zhu Quanze turned his head, half coquettish and half angry, and half a shredded lettuce trembled at the corner of his mouth.

Seeing his expression, Xie Wuyan lost his temper immediately.

Zhu Quanze probably ate too fast just now, so he smeared some sweet noodle sauce on his face, Xie Wuyan wiped it off with his thumb, put it in his mouth and sipped it.He gave a "tsk" sound and hooked the corner of his mouth: "It's delicious."

As soon as Jiu Ling, who happened to be eating in front of the cat bowl, raised his head, he saw this scene of "declaring prostitution in the daytime", and immediately choked on the meow biscuit.

Throat was burning dry.

......

After Boss Zhu finished eating, drinking and washing up and changed into normal clothes, Xie Wuyan asked lazily, "Honey, what are your plans for today?"

The two agreed before that no matter how busy they are at work, every two weeks, they must set aside a Sunday to spend together.

Today is that "must be together" Sunday.

Although Xie Wuyan said many times that "it's okay to spend the whole day in bed", but the boss is busy with housework and is too virtuous, so he never made Xie his wish.

Wishing the boss to keep his life in order, he opened his notepad and read one by one: "Today I have to go to the big supermarket in Tai Chi Square to buy, the body soap, laundry detergent and roll paper are almost used up, nine Ling's favorite meow biscuit just opened the last bag today—”

Xie Wuyan interrupted suddenly: "Wait, roll paper? Are you using it so quickly?"

Zhu Quanze: "..." People who are not in charge of the family have no focus in life.

He directly ignored Xie Wuyan, and continued: "I'm going to try to grow a fairyland medicinal material this year. That kind of plant needs vines to grow, so today I have to put up the flower trellis in the yard. Oh, yes, I have to buy new ones for Tuantuan. hair dye and curling iron!"

Not far away, Tuantuan showed the boss a heart with his hair.

Before leaving, Boss Zhu turned around and asked, "Jiuling, do you want to go together?"

The little black cat shook her head in horror.To be reasonable, if we go to the supermarket together, it will almost turn into a Pikachu capable of millions of volts.

......

When the two came back from the supermarket with big bags and small bags, Zhu Quanze greeted him when he entered the door: "Jiuling!"

The little black cat played dead.

Stupid human beings don't bother to talk to you.

Zhu Quanze greeted again: "Jiuling! I bought you a new toy!"

Only then did the little black cat poke its head out reluctantly, and ran out from a place that "the shit-shoveling officer would never expect", but bumped into Zhu Quanze holding a candied haws in his hand, and Xie Wuyan came over and bit one.

sweet.

Jiuling: "..."

Zhu Quanze smiled and took out a pole from the shopping bag, on which hung a small golden bell and a cute little bee puppet toy.Boss Zhu put the pole in front of Jiuling and shook it clangingly.

Jiu Ling showed a disdainful expression: "I don't like teasing cats, don't use this thing to fool me."

"Hey, why don't you try it." Zhu Quanze pulled out the whole toy, and Jiu Ling realized that there was a small vest behind the stick, "Don't you like going to the yard to catch bees and steal honey? The bees are so scared that they dare not come to our yard to pollinate!"

Jiu Ling pouted: "But there is no honey on this toy bee."

Zhu Quanze showed his killer trick - a delicious meow biscuit!Still the newest roast chicken flavor!

Jiu Ling's eyes lit up immediately.It watched Zhu Quanze stuff the meow biscuit into the small pocket in front of the bee puppet's belly, and felt his heart was ready to move.

Then, Zhu Quanze put the little vest on Jiuling.

The cat teaser is tied to the vest.

As long as Jiuling stands on tiptoe, the little bee on the top of the cat teasing stick will also become taller, no matter how Jiuling swings his claws, he can't catch it.Just like that, the little black cat, who just dismissed the cat teaser stick, jumped up and down at home as if he had epilepsy, and the large-scale really fragrant scene.

The two shit shovelers were satisfied with the new toy, and went to install flower stands in the yard with peace of mind.To build a flower stand, you need to assemble several small parts first, and the workload is not small. Zhu Quanze sat cross-legged, Xie Wuyan spread his legs apart, and the two were immersed in their work. Except for occasionally handing each other a screw wrench, no one talked.

The air is still and beautiful.

Only in the room behind him, the bell on the cat teasing stick rang non-stop.

......

There is a kind of magic in the cat teaser.

That is, if you can't touch it, the more you want to touch it.However, the more you want to touch it, the less you can touch it.The more you can't touch it, the more anxious you are.

So, when Jiu Ling was in a hurry, he accidentally used his racial talent-spit out a fireball.Burn the little bees with their yummy meow biscuits.

Jiu Ling was very tired.It feels hurt.

In the end, the little black cat climbed up the eaves of Zhuhuichun Hall in despair, straightened its spine solemnly beside the stone lion, and looked coldly at the dogs and men cuddling together in the yard under the setting sun——

Zhu Quanze shouted excitedly that the flower stand was ready, and that this spring was going to be planted. Xie Wuyan did not speak, probably because he was not very interested in the flower stand itself, and just looked down at the people around him jumping for joy, with a smile in his eyes.

Probably there are cats and you, it means that the world is peaceful and happy.

Looking at it, Jiu Ling shrank into a ball of fluffy black lemon.It indifferently brainwashes itself: I am a cold little black cat.I don't have feelings.

Yes, that's right, I don't have feelings.

At this time, a gust of evening wind blew up, and the peach petals in the backyard were blown into the air.A small piece of pink petal landed lightly in front of Jiuling's nose, and its bright yellow eyes stared at the petal, forming a pair of cross-eyed eyes on the spot.

Jiuling's wet nose itched: "Ah-ahh!"

The little black cat looked back at the peach blossom tree in annoyance, but met a pair of water-blue eyes.I saw a slim and beautiful puppet cat squatting in the peach blossoms full of branches.

One second, Jiu Ling was still brainwashing himself "I'm so stupid—" and then the next second, his thoughts suddenly stopped, and it jumped up on its front legs, and ran under the peach blossom tree like a joy.

Meow (love)!