Six Realms Internet Celebrity Pharmacy

I wish the scientists consulted some literature of the Six Realms.

It turns out that if the stick insect wants to grow tall, it mainly depends on its shell, which is a high polysaccharide called "chitin".The biochemical synthesis route of this thing is complicated, but based on the known information, a protein called "chitin synthase" plays a vital role in the process of insects growing taller.

If the shell of a bug is a house, and the nutrients it eats are bricks, then chitin synthase is the worker who stacks the bricks into a house.

Most of the farmland near Jiugao Town grows potatoes, so farmers like to use an insecticide called fluorine-benzene-one-clothes to kill potato beetles.It just so happens that fluorobenzene is essentially an inhibitor of chitin synthase.In modern agriculture, the problem of overspraying pesticides has always existed, but the excessive pesticides will be embedded in the soil and enter the water source, polluting the entire ecosystem nearby.

Although Heming Mountain is not a farmland, it is more or less affected by excessive insecticides and pesticides.Therefore, the growth of the small stick insects was subsequently restricted—the pesticides directly knocked down the workers who carried bricks in their bodies, and naturally no one came to build houses.

From an agricultural point of view, stick insects are a type of pests that eat leaves and need to be eliminated.But from an ecological point of view, they are an indispensable link in the ecological chain.Excessively changing the lower structure of the ecological chain, like a butterfly storm, may have an unknown and huge impact on the upper organisms.

Therefore, in the matter of insecticide and pesticide, Zhu Quanze couldn't tell right from wrong.

He could only suggest to the little stick insect: "If you really want to grow taller, you'd better go back to the demon world. I heard that there is less pollution there. Once the insecticide in your body is metabolized, it will naturally grow." Taller."

The little stick insect seemed to think about this proposal seriously, but soon, it hung its head in frustration again.It said that the demon world sounds terrible, and there is no one I know in it, so I dare not go alone.

Boss Zhu smiled and continued: "But, after returning to the demon world, maybe you can find your mother!"

The little stick insect waved its "branch" and felt that this sounded a little tempting.But soon, it gave up again.It said that the demon world is so big, where can I find my mother? Moreover, it has long regarded the bamboo forest of Heming Mountain as its home.Bamboo is its mother, bamboo shoots are its brothers and sisters!

"Besides going to the demon world," the stick insect tilted its head again, "Is there any other way for me to grow taller?"

Zhu Quanze thought for a while and said, "I don't have the medicine to help you grow taller, but there are medicines to help you detoxify faster. Maybe the pesticide content in your body has decreased, so maybe you can still grow taller?"

In many cases, the pesticides left in the body, such as fluorobenzene, have a large benzene ring and are melted into fat, so the metabolism is very slow.Zhu Quanze has a few prescriptions for speeding up metabolism. The ingredients are simple and can be prepared on the same day.

The little stick insect clapped its hands happily, and decided: "Then choose it!

In the evening, the stick insect bid farewell to the small backyard of Zhuhuichuntang with a pack of small pills.Zhu Quanze suddenly discovered that when it pulled its feet out from the ground, it walked quite fast.

The stick insect walked a few steps towards the bamboo forest, then stopped hesitantly, and thought about returning to the demon world again.

But in the end, it just looked back at Zhu Quanze and waved its branches.As if the little stick insect was cheering himself up, he recited silently in his heart-I am not a stick insect, I am a small bamboo.

Then, Zhu Quanze watched the slender figure leave from the back door of the yard and disappear into the depths of the Heming Mountain bamboo forest.

After a while, Boss Zhu actually received a bamboo flute, which was sent by a stick insect.There was also a letter attached to the gift—it turned out that the detoxification pill really worked.Although the stick worm looks as tall as a bamboo, but with the help of the pill, it managed to go up another fifteen centimeters.

Little Zhuzi was satisfied with this, and decided to continue to be a carefree dwarf in the bamboo forest with peace of mind.

At the same time, Zhu Quanze also got some inspiration from this unexpected guest.

He thought, the world is full of pollution, and there must be many spirit beasts in the Six Realms who need to detoxify like stick insects.Therefore, Zhu Quanze launched a series of [Detoxification} Pills on the Six Realms APP.There are two products in the series, one is aimed at water-soluble toxin residues to speed up body drainage and detoxification, and the other is aimed at fat-soluble toxin residues to speed up body fat metabolism.

However, drugs that speed up metabolism generally have side effects, just like many diet pills that cause diarrhea after taking them. The boss has released two new detoxification pills. The former is diuretic, and the latter is convenient.As for how often this "frequent" is, it varies from person to person.

Naturally, Boss Zhu had already indicated the side effects in the drug instructions, but in the comment area, a piece of customer feedback about [Fat Soluble Detoxification Pill] suddenly became popular.

It turns out that organisms of different sizes should have different drug intake.Zhu Boss has set up the "recommended dosage according to body weight" on the APP, but there are always patients who accidentally overdose.

Once overdose, this side effect becomes more obvious.

That customer feedback goes like this one by one

[Anonymous bird user] from [From the Demon World]: I went on a business trip to the human world. When I came back for a physical examination, I found that the pesticide residues in my body exceeded the standard.I have always heard that the human world is heavily polluted and unsuitable for living. It really lives up to its reputation!Then, I heard that this pill can speed up the metabolism of pesticides, so I bought a copy.I don’t know if pesticides are active or metabolized, but brothers, what’s the matter with oily buttocks after eating, is it just me, a bird?

It didn't take long for this comment to be posted, and the comments below were reposted over a thousand times. At the beginning, the painting style of the hot comments was like this one by one

[Hahaha friend, do you eat too much?I'm fine! 】

【Brother, you are not a bird.I didn't say anything, and just uploaded the picture <underpants photo>. 】

[Upstairs, why is the green oil you bleed out?I am orange-yellow, and the gloss is so bright that I doubt it can be reused! 】

[Is it related to your usual diet?Quietly saying that mine is red, it scared me at first...]

[I'm going, I was stunned after reading the comments, this medicine can fart rainbows! 】

Until a comment completely changed the direction of the topic of the whole building.

[Anonymous creature with a mouth but no anus] from [From the Demon Realm]:,}Xiao Mimidi@My Boyfriend.

The replies from Qing Yishui hahaha came one after another, just like the wavy lines.

[The species of creatures behind the anonymity are the most flamboyant. 】

[Sister will send you up, I wish you good luck! 】

Xie Wuyan had just finished his day's work in Hades, and just recovered from his meditation, when he saw Boss Zhu holding his mobile phone, brushing comments on the sidelines until he couldn't close his legs with laughter.

He couldn't help leaning over and glanced at the screen: "What are you looking at, making you happy like this?"

It turned out that Zhuhuichuntang's small detoxification pills dominated the headlines of the Six Realms app that day, and had an Internet celebrity name—Gay Happy Pills.One-sentence slogan: Natural rainbow lubricating oil, sisters from the six worlds can use it together.

Xie Wuyan chuckled twice, and gently raised Zhu Quanze's chin with his index finger: "Whether you are happy or not, I wish you, boss, will you know if you try it yourself?"

"Get out!" Zhu Quanze's face turned red suddenly, and he stood up as if he was going to hit someone, "Are you disgusting!"

Xie Wuyan laughed and jumped away.

Celebration

Quan Ze reluctantly stepped forward and grabbed the hem of his clothes, reaching out to punch him, but he clenched his fist instead and hugged him tightly.

Xie Wuyan groped his lower back and squeezed it rather badly: "You really want to try?"

Celebration

Quanze struggled, Xie Wuyan naturally refused to let him go, and the two started fighting in the inner room.Zhu Quanze's back accidentally bumped into the mahogany Duobao Pavilion, and saw the shelf shake, a glass vase fell down, and shattered to the ground.

The vase was filled with Mingjingtai lake water, Zhu Quanze let out an "oops", and Xie Wuyan restrained himself a little.

But Zhu Quan didn't care about the vase anymore, and pushed the person away, his cheeks flushed, his eyes watery, and those eyes were so hot that there was almost nowhere to rest them.