Six Realms Internet Celebrity Pharmacy

Xie Wuyan still nodded expectantly.

As a Buddhist boy, Zhu Quanze regained his composure within two seconds.

"If you have stayed overnight before, it's not impossible." He led people into the inner room behind the curtain, "That's right, my grandfather told me not to touch these coffins..."

With that said, Zhu Quanze stopped in front of the coffin "array".He has never stepped into it since he was a child.

"Your grandfather is right." Xie Wuyan nodded, but walked into the center of the five coffins, and turned around, "I told you before that your small medicine shop is at the intersection of the six realms. And the five coffins The coffins are the gates to the other five realms."

Zhu Quanze digested this sentence.

He silently bowed and apologized to Marx, Hegel, Feuerbach, Newton, Darwin, Einstein, and Hawking one by one from the bottom of his heart, and then accepted the setting calmly.

Xie Wuyan said while pointing to the coffins one by one: "The entrances to the worlds of gods and demons have been closed many years ago, and they are two dead coffins. There is communication."

Finally, Xie Wuyan stopped in front of the sandalwood coffin with its head facing north, jumped back and sat on it: "Unless you can control the things in these doors, otherwise, it's better not to touch them."

Zhu Quanze: "..."

Xie Wuyan knocked on the coffin under his buttocks: "This leads to the underworld, mine."

Zhu Quanze inexplicably remembered Sheldon in the American drama "The Big Bang Theory", pointing to the sofa and saying "That'smyspot!". (That's where I am!)

"Okay." Zhu Quanze scratched his head, "Is there any benefit to sleeping in this coffin?"

Xie Wuyan nodded quite seriously: "Self-cultivation."

Zhu Quanze: "..."

It's really a SPA.

So, Xie Wuyan lived in the coffin like this.

Not long after Jiuling returned from delivering the medicine that night, Zhu Quanze's phone suddenly turned on.A message prompt——

[Six Realms Comments]: You have a latest comment, click to see it!

There is customer feedback!

Zhu Quanze was quite excited to open the Liujie review app—in this era when IT is changing the world, Liujie is advancing with the times—the re-launched store "Zhuhuichuntang" received the first comment!

Or the attached five-star long comment!

Zhu Quanze happily opened a message.

Commenter: [Today is also a gluttonous glutton]

Review product: 【Jianwei Xiaoshi Pills】【Five Stars】

Evaluation: A few days ago, I ate some unclean things and my stomach was always uncomfortable, but after taking this meatball, my appetite suddenly improved!The meatball itself is quite delicious, chewy, crunchy, sweet and sour hawthorn flavor!The only side effect is that you will fart after eating. One fart jumps three feet high, and ten farts can send Yutu No. [-] to the sky.But now the fart is over, and the stomach is finally unobstructed.Huh~ It is said that the new doctor from the small pharmacy is a white, clean and fragrant little cutie, and it also looks delicious!Will come again in the future, Chirp~

Zhu Quanze, who was originally very happy, suddenly felt a little complicated: "..."

Xie Wuyan glanced at the comments: "It's pretty good, isn't it? I told him to give five-star praise if the medicine works well."

But Zhu Quanze felt a little tired in his heart: "What do you mean a fart jumping three feet high? This is called increasing gastrointestinal motility, okay! Everyone is an adult, why not be more elegant? Also, 'The new doctor is very What's the matter with delicious'? Huh? He hasn't seen me, where did he hear it! Is it because he doesn't want to eat me enough?!"

After speaking, Zhu Quanze cast a distrustful look at someone and a certain cat.

Xie Wuyan spread his hands innocently: "Don't look at me."

Jiuling also stared at a pair of big innocent eyes, and flicked his tail: "Meow meow~" (translation: it's not me!)

Zhu Quanze: "..."

But anyway, it's a good start.

The first time I bought seeds, the first time I harvested aura, the first time I made pills, and the first time I sold them, I received five-star praise!

When taking a bath at night, Zhu Quanze stretched under the warm shower, and felt comfortable physically and mentally—seeing his new life and the small pharmacy gradually getting on the right track!

Happy.

But at this moment, there was a strange "gurgling" sound in the sewer, as if bubbles were constantly rising from the throat.Zhu Quanze turned off the shower, and the sound disappeared.

But whenever there is water flowing down, that strange sound will sound again.In fact, Zhu Quanze discovered this problem when he took a shower last night.But he didn't pay attention to it at the time, after all, the building has been around for a long time, and there will inevitably be some problems with the sewer.

It can't be something dirty, right?

However, Xie Wuyan slept in the coffin downstairs...If he didn't notice the problem, it probably didn't have a problem.Thinking of this, Zhu Quanze immediately felt relieved.

That night, Zhu Quanze rarely slept peacefully, without dreaming of anything strange.

Although I wish Quanze the character of pure yang, I don't know why, there are always evil spirits who like to follow him, but they are afraid of the pure yang energy in him and dare not do anything.Therefore, growing up along the way, there is no bloody disaster, and strange things and bad luck continue.

When he was a child, his grandfather took him to see many celestial masters, but there was nothing he could do. In addition to adding some magic weapons, the celestial masters of Heming Mountain also cast a few spells on him.One of them was the "tranquillity charm", if he had a nightmare at night when he was entangled in dirt, he would not remember it when he woke up the next morning.

But Zhu Quanze knew that even if he forgot the nightmare, he would still feel restless sleep.

On the day when there was Xie Wuyan town house, Zhu Quanze had a very rare and peaceful sleep.

But the next morning, when he went to the bathroom to wash, he found a tangle of black hair in the bathroom drain.

Zhu Quanze squatted down suspiciously for a look, but found that the hair was very long, obviously not his...

Shouldn't it be Xie Wuyan?

Soon, Zhu Quanze discovered that it did not seem to be hair falling from his house.If hairs fell out of this bathroom, they would get stuck in the filter and be cleaned out easily.But this group of hair is more like "growing" up from the sewer, and then wrapped around the filter.

It took Zhu Quanze a long time to pick out the clump of hair and throw it into the trash can.

He decided to ask Xie Wuyan.

When Zhu Quanze went downstairs, he saw Xie Tianshi changed into a white exercise suit, sitting on the coffin with his legs crossed, and meditating upright.His eyes were closed, his outline was deep, and the sunlight from the east window hit his body, which made him feel a little quiet and solemn.

If it weren't for his buttocks pressing down on the gate of the underworld, Zhu Quanze thought that this situation could be called "like a banished fairy".

Perhaps hearing the movement, Xie Wuyan slowly opened his eyes.

Then, he heard Zhu Quanze hesitantly ask: "By the way, did you...take a bath last night?"

Xie Wuyan, who has not recovered from the morning exercise and breath adjustment, is a little confused: "...?"

You know, half of his soul is still wandering outside the heaven and earth at this time...

"Upstairs, bathroom. Did you take a shower last night?" Zhu Quanze asked again.

Only then did Xie Wuyan's expression suddenly dawn: "Are you... implying something?"

Zhu Quanze pointed to the roof of his building: "...I was implying, last night, what happened to that ball of black hair?"

Xie Wuyan suddenly had a complex expression: "...what... black hair?"

"Oh, it's just that a group of long black hair suddenly appeared at the drain of the bathroom upstairs. I want to ask you what's going on."

Xie Wuyan frowned.Obviously, he confirmed yesterday that there is no dirt in the house.

But he still took out a talisman and threw it to Zhu Quanze: "Stick it to the side of the sewer. If there is something dirty there, when it comes out again, the talisman will burn green."

"Okay okay."

After Zhu Quanze finished pasting the talisman, he planned to find Grandpa Ginseng again.

In the past few days, I have been offering incense to the patriarch, and I have accumulated a total of fifty points of merit.Because of releasing the kind cockroach spirit, each one got ten points of merit.In addition to yesterday's patient, Tao Xiaotie, who gave him 590 points of merit as a tip with a wave of his big hand, Zhu Quanze now has [-] points of merit.

May the little boss feel rich.Therefore, he wanted to buy some seeds before Grandpa Ginseng wandered around again.

Unexpectedly, the ginseng disguised by radish essence had already moved. Zhu Quanze found out after searching for a long time that they had moved from the entrance of the medicine garden all the way to the foot of Heming Mountain.

"Why did you change places?"

Grandpa Ginseng tremblingly pointed at the ginseng whiskers and wished Huichuntang: "There are some... terrible things living in your place."

Zhu Quanze was shocked: "What terrible thing?"

Could it be that hair fine?

It's not right, if it has something to do with the "grunt" sound, then the hair essence was already there on the day he came.

Could it be - Xie Wuyan? !

"Don't say it, don't say it." Grandpa Ginseng stroked his beard and returned to the topic, "What do you want to buy this time?"

"All kinds of seeds, give me a few."

"Do you only buy seeds, young man?" Grandpa Ginseng cleared his throat, "I recently released a new batch of prescriptions, and I have a new promotion, and I will give you a 1000% discount. The original price of 100 merits, now you can buy it with [-] merits." Arrived. Special event, special price, don't you think about it?"

"Uh, let me see, what prescriptions do you have?"

Grandpa Ginseng handed over a piece of paper.

what......

【Consolidation and Peiyuan Powder】

【Desire · Immortal · Desire · Death Sachet】

[Female Ghost Butt Crash]

[Painted skin and breast enhancement]

and many more.

They are all useless prescriptions.Just when Zhu Quanze was about to say that he should forget about it, his eyes suddenly lit up—【Fursh hair growth lotion】!

Perhaps it was because Zhu Quanze thought of the big clump of hair in the morning, or maybe it was because of his market sense of receding hairline, Zhu Quanze's heart moved: "I want to buy this!"