Six Realms Internet Celebrity Pharmacy

Yep, the kind of syphilis you're thinking of.

However, it is still developing quietly now, so I won't show it for the time being.

Boss Zhu probably fell in love with plastic purification bacteria, and locked himself in the pharmacy room every day, but the monster bacteria died as soon as they left the culture medium, and they couldn't survive no matter how they were raised.Zhu Quanze once again felt the despair he felt when he was doing scientific research.

Xie Wuyan couldn't stand it anymore, and dragged Scientist Zhu out: "Okay, okay, don't stay here every day, the weather outside is so good, let's go out for a walk."

As he said that, he glanced at the laboratory, and there were bacteria, Xuemei Niang, Corgi, Jiuling... Xie Wuyan couldn't help but clicked his tongue: "Are you opening the Six Realms Zoo or How about opening a small medicine shop in the Six Realms?"

The scientist who was interrupted was a little dissatisfied. He glanced at his microscope reluctantly, and complained in a low voice: "You were the one who asked me to 'find something to do' at first, and now you are the one who doesn't let me do it."

I wish the boss finally got his wish and forgot about the bad thing about Hungry Monkey Baby, but now his mind is full of bacteria.Simply can not stop.

Xie Wuyan probably heard the grievance in the other party's words, and he hooked his shoulders very straightforwardly: "Let's go, treat you to dinner. We can eat whatever you want."

The corners of Zhu Quanze's mouth turned up. After all, Xie Wuyan was not very keen on eating, and the two of them seldom went out together.They went for a stroll around the town, and finally a bowl of spicy crayfish with cold beer appeased Zhu's irritable heart.

The human survival mode of the plastic-purifying bacteria was not found, and after a few days, something happened in the town.If Zizhen hadn't called Zhu Quanze, he wouldn't have known about it.

It turned out that a syphilis outbreak with a very high proportion suddenly broke out in the clinic in the town. Everyone felt very strange, but it was hard to tell.The Taoist doctor in the village said that the patient could faintly smell evil spirits, and it might not be a simple STD epidemic in the world.

The Taoist doctor naturally found Heming Mountain immediately.Taoist priests from Heming Mountain came to collect the demon for the patient. Since the site of the bacterial infection was hard to describe, it was difficult to draw symbols. Zizhen said that after returning from the mission, the brothers and sisters kept their faces dark and taciturn.

Zizhen also said that it is impossible for that kind of syphilis monster to come to the human world on its own initiative. Perhaps there is something wrong with the portal of the six realms, or it was brought in by some villain.He knew that the coffins in Zhu Quanze's house were special, so he came here to ask if there were any abnormalities at the entrance of the demon world recently.

Zhu Quanze bit his lower lip, and showed an awkward but polite smile—oh, it seems that he has caused trouble.Of course, Zhu Quanze still said thank you for caring, and there seems to be no problem with my portal.

A phone call from Zizhen made Boss Zhu feel uneasy.He was torn between whether he should confess to Heming Mountain about cultivating bacteria, or pretend to be ignorant.As he thought about it, a guest came to Zhuhuichun Hall.

The person who came was an old man, he was very handsome, his beard, hair and clothes were windless and automatic.Although he was not wearing the Taoist robe of Heming Mountain, for some reason, Zhu Quanze just looked at him with inexplicable familiarity, but for a while, he couldn't tell where he had seen him.

The old man directly showed a token of the fairy world, saying that the higher-ups found that there was a violation of species crossing the border at this six-world teleportation point, and he wanted to take back all the monsters that escaped.And add the guard in front of the gate of the underworld in front of the gate of the demon world.That is to say, the courier can still be picked up, but without a pass, living people and monsters cannot go back and forth.

Zhu Quanze suddenly became nervous, and didn't know if there would be any punishment.

However, the old man had kind eyes and kind eyes, and his words were peaceful, and he didn't seem to blame Zhu Quanze in his words.He just said that the syphilis fungus that caused trouble in Jiugao Town had been recovered immediately. Fortunately, it didn't cause a catastrophe. He had to take all the documents that are in the world with him.

When Xue Mei Niang heard this, she raised her head reluctantly, stretched out a strand of mycelium, and waved to Boss Zhu.

A trace of frustration flashed in Zhu Quanze's eyes, and he whispered: "But, if these bacteria that decompose microplastics can be brought to the world, wouldn't it...wouldn't it be able to solve very important environmental problems?"

"The six realms have the rules of the six realms." The old man stroked his long white beard, and shook his head with curved eyebrows, "These bacteria shouldn't exist in this era."

Zhu Quanze raised his head: "Hey, what do you mean?" He knew that the time in different planes is different. In some planes, things at multiple time points will be compressed together, and the past, present and future coexist.

"You mean, these are the creatures of the future?" Zhu Quanze's eyes lit up. "The bacteria have artificial chromosomes that can make enzymes that break down plastics?"

Grandpa Immortal smiled and said that the heavenly secret should not be revealed.

Zhu Quanze suddenly felt that if there are such plastic-purifying bacteria in the future, the future of the earth seems to be bright again.

At this time, Xie Wuyan came out.Both of them were probably officials in Xianting, and the grandfather recognized Xie Wuyan at a glance.He exchanged pleasantries and talked about many updates of the Six Realms regulations.

Zhu Quanze felt that it was inconvenient for him to listen to the fairy's chat, so he avoided it consciously, and went back to the house to clean up the messy pharmacy.

Without Fresh Xue Mei Niang, Zhu Quanze's special weight-loss medicine can be regarded as a waste.However, Boss Zhu did not give up.He thought, since Xue Meiniang's adulterated dried slices had the same medicinal effect as the fresh ones, but the effect was not as good, maybe he could settle for the next best thing.After all, this dried slice has an import and export license from the Six Realms, so you can buy it directly from Grandpa Ginseng.

Zhu Quanze didn't dare to use the name of the elixir of the Queen Mother of the West, so he changed the name of this low-profile version of Xueji Slimming Pill to "Slimming and Fat-reducing Pill".

However, there are no shortcuts to losing weight.For example, little Corgi, who apparently managed to lose weight by relying on the magic medicine some time ago, gained weight again after returning to the life of going out to beg for food.When Zhu Quanze saw it yesterday, his little belly seemed to be cleaning the floor again.

There is no magic drug.

Rational discussion, Corgi himself knows that overeating is a momentary pleasure, and the crematorium for losing weight after eating.But emotionally, Corgi feels that overeating is good for a while, and if he keeps overeating, he will always be happy, always happy...

Zhu Quanze couldn't help but smile when he thought of this. If he really wants to lose weight, the most important thing is to keep his mouth shut, stretch his legs, eat less and exercise more.

After Zhu Quanze finished tidying up the pharmacy, he opened the curtain of the inner room and planned to go out, but at that moment he remembered why the immortal grandpa looked familiar--Zhu Quanze turned his head and glanced at the golden body of the patriarch beside him--that old grandpa , isn't it the patriarch of his family's Zhuhuichuntang wishing Huichun? !

The smiling face of the golden sculpture behind the shrine is always open, and it is another wink to Zhu Quanze.

Zhu Quanze scolded in his heart how he could be so confused, his patriarch is so blind, he is an unworthy descendant who only wants to earn merits every day when he burns incense!He hurriedly ran out, only to find that the old man in the hall had already left, and Xie Wuyan was the only one left in the living room.

"Ancestor, Master Patriarch—" Zhu Quanze pointed at the air blankly, "The grandfather just now belonged to my great-grandfather's great-grandfather...I don't know how many great-grandfathers!"

Xie Wuyan interrupted with a smile: "I know. Your patriarch has completed his merits and virtues in the human world, and he has long since become a fairy. He has taken the post in the Tiangong and is in charge of the six realms."

Zhu Quanze was annoyed for a moment, that he didn't even have a word of kindness with the patriarch.But Xie Wuyan actually drank tea with someone!Boss Zhu glared at someone: "Then what did my ancestor tell you?"

Xie Wuyan was not in a hurry to answer, and deliberately tilted his head: "Emm, your patriarch is very satisfied with me."

Zhu Quanze couldn't figure out what to say when he heard the preface and the afterword: "Huh?"

Xie Wuyan smiled even wider: "Your grandfather is very satisfied with me, doesn't this mean that you have met your parents?"

Zhu Quanze: "..."

The regret of not being able to recognize the patriarch on the spot suddenly turned into a strange emotion, full of feelings.Zhu Quanze felt a bit like a puffer fish that suddenly swelled, thinking that you should stop making me angry, and at the same time wondering if you could poke me again.