Six Realms Internet Celebrity Pharmacy

Zhu Quanze went back and studied the recipes of this tricky series, and found that the process was quite complicated. Although the recipe was still mainly based on aura, monster energy, and yang energy balls, it was not easy to obtain individual raw materials.

For example [Sudden fart pill], its essence is some probiotics from the demon world.In the demon world, these bacteria can live for several years, but they will live and die in the human world, and the survival time is extremely short, requiring the use of a special medium that simulates the environment of the demon world.Therefore, Zhu Quanze must first prepare the culture medium, cultivate mature strains, and then let the bacteria and "neutralizer" mix together to enter a dormant state.Finally, the bacteria in the pill will "wake up" in the acidic pH environment of the human stomach, quickly change the structure of the intestinal bacteria in the human body, greatly increase the intestinal motility in a short period of time, and cause gas to be discharged.

How to feed bacteria is a technical job, they either die today or moldy tomorrow, and soon, the house is full of circular bacterial culture medium.

Another example is [Two Lines of Tears Pill], which uses a fairyland plant powder. After encountering amylase in saliva, it will emit a tear-jerking irritating gas, which stimulates the lacrimal gland through the passage between the throat and the lacrimal duct.

As for [Sudden Laughing Pill] and [Talk Talking Pill], the pharmacology is estimated to stimulate neurons in a short period of time, Zhu Quanze didn't understand it too well.

For several days in a row, I wish the boss didn't think about food and tea, and was addicted to research and development of new drugs.

Zhu Quanze himself occasionally tested poison with himself, which is quite a scientist's spirit.Since Xie Wuyan read the description of the effect of the formula, he shunned Zhu Quanze, and sat in meditation and wandered in the underworld to handle official business.Whether wishing the boss a flattering smile, begging for pity, trying to be cute, or even throwing himself into a hug—Xie Wuyan was unmoved and resolutely refused to touch the "little candy" he handed over.

However, Jiu Ling was not as smart as Xie Wuyan, and he couldn't withstand the coaxing of the excrement shovel officer. He lowered his head and smelled the "little candy" he had never eaten before, and became curious.As the saying goes, curiosity killed the cat.Not long after Jiuling swallowed the little candy, he suddenly screamed "Meow Hahaha—" and fell from the cushion in his Duobao Pavilion to the ground, and then bounced on the ground with another "Meow Hahaha—" Two times, rolling back and forth, the body is completely out of control.

When Jiuling finally returned to normal, one cat had a parched mouth, hair all over its body, and its limbs were weak.

But the shit-shoveling officer looked at him, not sympathy, not caring, but sparkling curiosity and consideration!Although I wish the boss to cook fish every day to bribe it, steam it in braised sauce and fry it in different ways, Jiu Ling, who was hurt, still feels that the world is a bit...not worth it.

In fact, there is nothing wrong with the formula of Grandpa Ginseng, but Zhu Quanze found that the current medicinal effect seems to be too strong, so the proportion of the formula needs to be adjusted.As a leisure and entertainment product, tricky pills should not be "excessively forceful" and trick people too hard.

In addition, Zhu Quanze thinks that some "flavors" should be added to the pills, which is more in line with its commercial positioning.So Zhu Quanze bought a variety of fruit-flavored syrups and food colorings, trying to create a colorful, sour, sweet and cute little pill.

The process of starting a business is arduous, and the road to developing new products is bumpy. During that time, Zhuhuichuntang even received complaints from neighbors, because the small pharmacy was crying and laughing day and night. Worse than Dou E, when he laughs, he seems to be possessed by a ghost, occasionally accompanied by "噗", "咚咚咚", "哔——box——咚", "打次打次".... .. That kind of sound is like flying like a bewitched demon.

After all the noise subsided, Zhu Quanze had two black eye circles on his head and lost a lot of weight. Finally, he produced a batch of moderately effective, colorful and fruity small pills.

He also launched a set of "assorted buns", mixing all kinds of small balls together, and you don't know what flavor it is, and it will bring surprises to people.The advertising slogan given by Tuantuan is - life is like a "tricky little candy", you never know what the next one will do to you.

[Tricky Series] On the night when the pills were released on the app, the boss said that he wanted to celebrate the successful development of a new product.As he said that, he put a bottle of liquor heavily on the table: "This——is the Moutai that my grandfather put on the bottom of the box."

"Oh? You want to drink with me?" Xie Wuyan raised his eyebrows, a little surprised.

Zhu Quanze put two small glass cups on the table again: "I will play a game with you, and I will punish myself with a cup for every game I lose." Then, he put a bell timer on the table, which is the usual The kind you see in board games.

Xie Wuyan knew that Zhu Quanze's drinking capacity was average, if he hadn't been determined to win, he would definitely not have the confidence to drink himself up.I don't know what little tricks are going on in the dark.Xie Wuyan was like a bright mirror in his heart, but he smiled expectantly on his face: "What game?"

"Talking Solitaire!" Zhu Quanze turned on the computer and clicked on a game, "It's very popular recently."

Zhu Quanze explained: "The rule is this. The interface of this game will randomly give out a 'spoof topic'. Both players need to ring the bell to compete for the right to speak. The first sentence must contain the topic. The first one to ring the bell After the person finishes speaking, within five seconds, the other party needs to give a reply, and the content of the reply must be related to the previous sentence. If you can’t answer within five seconds, you will lose.”

In fact, I wish the boss had already fed himself the [Talking Talking Pill], which lasted for half an hour, thinking that he had a chance of winning.The main reason is that he resents Xie Wuyan for not being a guinea pig for himself, and of course he will feed him after it is done.

After getting drunk, hehehe...

Zhu Quanze intends to ask him who Qingxuan is.

How could Zhu Quanze's careful thinking and Xie Wuyan not know, but Xie Tianshi smiled gracefully: "Okay, I'll play with you." He directly filled two glasses of wine and put them in front of each other.Before the game started, he took the initiative to toast Zhu Quanze first: "Dr. Zhu has worked hard these few days. The new medicine is selling well. I'll take this cup, you can do whatever you want."

Seeing that Xie Wuyan raised his head and took a sip so bored, Zhu Quanze was naturally embarrassed not to drink, so he simply gritted his teeth and drank what was in his cup.A pungency burns down the throat, Zhu Boss doesn't usually drink much, and he almost choked on the first sip.

The smile in Xie Wuyan's eyes deepened—he blindly pointed out that Zhu Quanze couldn't survive three cups of white.

When the two were ready, Zhu Quanze pressed "Start" on the game screen, and a female mechanical voice said, "For the first round, please use [Ten Miles of Spring Breeze] as the title."

Xie Wuyan made a "please" gesture to Zhu Quanze, which meant to give up the game.

Zhu Quanze was not polite to others, he pressed the bell directly, and casually said a sentence that is currently popular on the Internet: "The spring breeze is ten miles, a hundred miles, ten thousand miles——"

He swallowed the phrase "It's better to sleep with you" and replaced it with: "I just can't blow you."

Then Zhu Quanze pressed the bell again, and the countdown began.

five.

Four.

three.

two.

One.

Xie Wuyan always had a faint smile on his face, and stood still. Finally, he rang the bell and said affectionately: "The spring breeze can't move me, because I have two people in my heart. One is me, and the other is me." It's you."

Zhu Quanze thought for a long time, and finally blessed his heart five seconds ago: "But I am very light, and I may only account for one percent of your heart."

Unexpectedly, Xie Wuyan nodded: "The stars are shifting, the sea is dry and the rocks are rotten, and the one percent will always belong to you."

Zhu Quanze: "..." He died in five seconds.

After Zhu Quanze punished himself with a drink, he began to wonder in a daze if he hadn't taken the medicine. The person who really took the flirty pill was actually Xie Wuyan.

At the beginning of the second round, the mechanical female voice randomly selected the topic: "For the second round, please use [eyes] as the topic."

This time Xie Wuyan took the first place: "I saw myself in your eyes, and I also saw the thousands of stars hanging above my head."

Xu said that sentence was a bit ambiguous, so Zhu Quanze took advantage of it: "So, in terms of posture, I'm on top?"

Xie Wuyan was stuck for another five seconds, and then said: "Children only talk about top and bottom, adults only care about whether they are happy or not.[1]"

Maybe the pills had an effect, Zhu Quanze replied dazedly: "Nietzsche once said that all philosophies of life that don't discuss posture are nothing."

Nietzsche certainly didn't say that.

Xie Wuyan replied slowly: "Then we can discuss postures. Du Mu once wrote a poem, 24 styles on a moonlit night, why doesn't the jade man teach you how to play the flute?"

Zhu Quanze: "..." The topic was cut too quickly, he didn't turn his mind within five seconds, and died.

Xie Wuyan looked at him with a smile and took another glass of self-punishment.It's already the third cup.

Mechanical female voice: "In the third game, please use [Roll String] as the topic."

Xie Wuyan might not have reacted for a while when he heard the "cooking skewers", but Zhu Quanze rang the bell first: "Brother, let's have a skewer together? It's not the kind of food." proud.

Xie Wuyan was still the same as before, answering in a leisurely manner, and he pressed the button to speak when the timer jumped to the fourth second: "I reject all routines, but I will not reject you alone."

Zhu Quanze quickly continued: "Scumbags have the same routines, but a sincere soul is one in a hundred."

Xie Wuyan followed closely this time, with a pun: "I am your 'one'."

Zhu Quanze: "..." died.

In the end, Zhu Quanze couldn't remember whether the game continued or not.He also doesn't remember how he played from the table to the sofa and then to Xie Wuyan.He even couldn't remember whether he had asked the question "Who is Qingxuan"...

Zhu Quanze's intermittent memory was frozen in a kiss, his warm breath passed by his eyelashes, the deep and hoarse male voice laughed: "Play with me, huh?"

Since what happened that night was too embarrassing, Boss Zhu kept silent after waking up.

......

However, the good news is—[Tricky Series] The little pills are very popular on the Six Realms app.

That day, Boss Zhu received a cooperation private letter.The other party's name is Huang Yulin, who claims to be an entrepreneur who secretly came down from the fairy world to play. He has multiple industries in the world—such as a haunted house played by migrant ghosts, and a film and television intermediary that connects artists from the six realms...

But recently, Huang Yulin opened a new store called "Tricky House", which specializes in selling some rare gadgets from the Six Realms, and the main customers are curious human cubs.Boss Huang wants to give Zhu Huichuntang a large sum of money to directly buy out the agency rights of [Tricky Series] in the world, and only allow him to sell it in his Tricky Hut.

Zhu Quanze's main market is actually everywhere except the human world. Huang Yulin offered a high price, and he was happy to give up his agency rights in the human world.

According to the business card given by Huang Yulin, the Tricky Hut is located in City A, which is the provincial capital city where Heming Mountain is located, only a few hours' drive from Jiugao Town.To show his sincerity, Huang Yulin said that he could come to visit him for an interview, or he could invite Zhu Quanze to go to city a with food and lodging included.

Zhu Quanze hadn't traveled far for a long time, so he simply handed over the small pharmacy to Zhifuman, planning to go to City A with Xie Wuyan, to combine business trips and travel, and meet Huang Yulin by the way.

The two parties made an appointment in a relatively high-end cafe. Unexpectedly, when Huang Yulin and Xie Wuyan met, their eyes widened and the air pressure suddenly dropped.

"I'll go, why—" Huang Yulin glanced at Zhu Quanze, hesitant to speak, rather lost his composure.He kept winking at Xie Wuyan, nervous and begging at the same time, Zhu Quanze looked puzzled.

Unexpectedly, Xie Wuyan grabbed Zhu Quanze's waist and smiled slightly: "It's okay, Zeze is not an outsider."