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Zizhen poked his head out from behind Zhu Quanze, and couldn't help but talk back: "Nonsense! The Hehe technique doesn't guarantee a [-]% reconciliation. There are too many factors that affect the relationship. I won't take the blame!"

Harmony Art is a branch of Taoism that harmonizes emotions.Zhu Quanze said something with his conscience - Zizhen Tianshi's ability to catch ghosts is limited, but the reputation of Peach Blossom Talisman is really good.In just a small town of Jiugao, Zizhen's subordinates made up several pairs.Neighborhood uncles joked that he was the reincarnation of Hehe Erxian.

Therefore, Zhu Quanze does not believe that Zizhen's Peach Blossom Talisman is counterproductive.But the young man was angry about breaking up, so he couldn't listen to persuasion, picked up the wooden stick and wanted to hit someone again, Zizhen immediately shrank back behind Zhu Quanze cowardly.

"If you have something to say, you have something to say." Boss Zhu had no choice but to block it with his arms, and forced a smile, "Since the matter has already happened, beating and scolding can't solve the problem. Why don't you two sit down calmly and have a good chat? "

Perhaps Zhu Quanze's smile was too gentle for people to refuse, and both of them gave him this face.Everyone sat down in the living room of Zhu Huichun Hall, and Zhu Quanze made tea.

Zizhen asked angrily, "Is your peach blossom charm still there? Let me take a look."

Yang Yishun's face was full of anger, he didn't speak, and slapped the peach blossom talisman on the table heavily.

Zizhen picked up the talisman and looked at it carefully for a long time-he wrote two characters in one go without breaking the pen, and invited Jiutian Xuannv and Hehe Erxian.Zizhen murmured in his heart, there is nothing wrong with this talisman, even if it can't protect people for a long time, it is absolutely impossible to destroy people's marriage.

The little Taoist frowned: "So, how did you break up?"

After sitting down for a chat, Zhu Quanze learned that this young man's name was Yang Yishun, and he had been chatting wildly with his girlfriend for more than a year before that.In fact, Comrade Yang is a good person, neither scum nor bad, but he is a little immature, impulsive, and likes to use "pranks" as a way to express "I like you".Girlfriends are often angry at his ingenious "bad behavior".

There is no big thing that hurts the relationship between the two of them, and the small quarrels never stop.So, taking advantage of the Tanabata approaching, Yang Yishun planned to go up the mountain to ask for a peach blossom talisman.

At that time, Zizhen made a calculation and advised Yang Yishun to give some sincere gifts in addition to carrying the peach blossom talisman with him. Don't give away all the "fake poop bought on Taobao" like before, "use safe | safe | It is such an ingenious gift that a set of blown balloons can be made into dolls.

Yang Yishun really listened to this, and asked for a concentric lock on the mountain, and engraved their names on it.When going down the mountain that day, he happened to be thrown in the head by a pine cone.The pine trees on Heming Mountain are unique, and many people like to pick up one or two pine cones as souvenirs.

Most of the pine cones, however, were somewhat damaged, either half broken, or slightly moldy and rotten.However, what Yang Yishun picked up was a whole big pine cone, which had just fallen off and was very fresh.

Comrade Yang felt that the pine tree represented long life and had a good meaning.What's more, I just went up the mountain to ask for a talisman, and it was fate that I was hit by a pine cone. Maybe it was because Heming Mountain had spirits. I wish him and his wife a long life.When Yang Yishun returned home, he gave the concentric lock and pine cone to his girlfriend to express his heart.

Although this gift was not the brand-name bag that the little girl had been thinking about, it was a heavy thought after all. The little girl was very happy, and directly put the pine cone baby on the bedside table.Unexpectedly, at night, a bunch of small bedbugs crawled out of the pine cone, and crawled directly onto the little girl's face.

In view of Yang Yishun's past obsession with pranks and bad deeds, the little girl felt that she made one or two mistakes but three, so she dumped him decisively.

Hearing this, Zizhen frowned even deeper—it sounded like he was possessed by evil spirits.

"Is that pine cone still there?"

Yang Yishun took out a pine cone, pressed it on the table, and gritted his teeth: "This is it."

Zhu Quanze went up to have a look. This is the most common kind of large pine cone on Heming Mountain.Well preserved, unremarkable, and doesn't smell anything that might attract insects.

"Why do so many bedbugs suddenly crawl out of a good pine cone?" Yang Yishun said angrily, "I washed it specially before giving it away, and it smells like pine nuts. Where did so many densely packed bedbugs come from?" The implication is, besides you, an unlucky Taoist priest, and that unlucky peach blossom talisman, what else can be blamed? !

Zizhen played with the pine cone in his hands for a while, and suddenly his eyes widened in surprise: "Huh? This pine cone has been overgrown!"

The so-called Jiesha is to inject a living cultivation into a dead thing.When Taoist priests draw talismans, they also have to form evil spirits in the talisman.And this pine cone was obviously tampered with by something.

Zhu Quanze was curious: "What evil?"

Zizhen fiddled with the pine cone for a while, sighed and said: "The evil spirit has been used up, and my cultivation is limited, so I can only tell that it has been tampered with."

When the truth came out, Zizhen bowed and apologized to Yang Yishun with a guilty conscience, saying that he would take the pine cone back to Guanli to study first, and he would definitely give him a good explanation in the future.But the breakup has nothing to do with his peach blossom talisman.

So, Zizhen went up to Heming Mountain with pine cones, and Zhu Quanze gave Yang Yishun a begging sachet for free, and the matter came to an end for the time being.

......

A few days later, Zhu Quanze found that he had dropped three Yaoqi balls again, and on the incense ashes on the ground, there was a row of shallow footprints leading to the small medicine garden in the backyard, which looked suspicious.

The footprints are quite regular, the footprints of the forelimbs are small and narrowly spaced, and the hind legs are longer and widely spaced.Two pairs of small plum blossoms are printed on each of the front and rear feet, which is obviously some kind of quadruped.

The distance between the front and back feet is no more than ten centimeters, which shows that the thief is not big.

"Rabbit? Mice?" Zhu Quanze started brainstorming, "What else is there on the mountain?"

Jiu Ling circled around the footprints, lowered his head and sniffed from time to time, and then howled restlessly, as if he wanted to say something.Zhu Quanze cast a questioning look at it: "Do you know what this is?"

Jiuling is still too young, not cultivated enough, and can't speak human words.Xie Wuyan on the side helped with a friendly translation: "Don't pay attention to it. It says this thing smells delicious."

Zhu Quanze: "..."

Actually, Jiuling and Xie Wuyan were both on the first floor last night.The thief was able to steal Yaoqi balls without anyone noticing, which shows that his cultivation is not low.

Zhu Quanze was thinking about how to design a trap and catch him.Zizhen made another call for help: "Quanze, I think...something is playing tricks on the mountain."

It turns out that after the pine cone incident, there have been several incidents of couples breaking up after asking for peach blossom charms...

There is a couple who came to climb Heming Mountain.Unexpectedly, a beautiful woman with big breasts and upturned buttocks suddenly appeared on the road, bumped into the man on purpose, and threw a wink at the way.The boy didn't have much concentration and couldn't help but glanced at the beautiful woman a few more times. Unfortunately, his girlfriend found out, and the two had a big fight.The boy was so obsessed, he said what's wrong with taking a second look, the girl was exactly the same as his dream girl when he was a child.So, the two broke up.

There was also a couple who took a group photo at a famous photo spot in Heming Mountain.But when the photo was developed, the gay man had no eyes, and the eye sockets were blank.The girl felt that she had bumped into a ghost, and the gods of Heming Mountain kindly reminded herself, decisively divided into respects first, and directly blacked out 360 degrees without any side leakage.

After Zhu Quanze heard it, he was very unkindly amused: "That is to say, there is something that is tricking people to break up?"

"Yes. But that thing is just to cause people to break up. It's fine after the separation, and it will never be entangled." Zizhen frowned, "The signboard of the reincarnation of me and the two immortals was almost destroyed by it."

"Then what are you going to do?"

"I don't want to...ask your...expert man." Zizhen hesitated, "What kind of formation and spell should be used to catch this kind of thing? "Tianshi usually mainly exorcises evil spirits and catches ghosts, this question is really beyond the outline.

Zhu Quanze was busy with work, and the phone book was for hands-free.So, he turned his head to look at Xie Wuyan.

"First of all, you need to determine what kind of thing it is." Teacher Xie explained slowly, "It doesn't take away the soul, it doesn't occupy the body, and it doesn't take life, so it's probably not a ghost."

"It's probably something like a goblin." Zizhen nodded frequently on the other end of the phone, "What about after the determination?"

"You have to find a way to lure it to show up." Xie Wuyan asked, "You said, when will this thing appear?"

Before Zizhen answered, Zhu Quanze's eyes lit up, and he suddenly became interested: "...You mean, you want to go to the mountain to show your affection and attract it?"