[Comprehensive] I am not Michael

It has to be said that the environment of Qiangwei Manor is really very suitable for the survival of giant pandas.After all, England is an island, and Rose Manor is basically surrounded by gentle slopes, which is especially suitable for creatures like giant pandas that are not suitable for strenuous exercise.The temperate maritime climate keeps the country’s temperature constant throughout the year—it won’t be too cold in winter, and the herb such as bamboo will never freeze to death; it won’t be too hot in summer, and it can even be said to be cool, allowing you to wear thick The fur giant pandas will not be overheated or even suffer from heat stroke.

Therefore, it is really not surprising that Xiaoye and Xiaoxi wander around in Qiangwei Manor every day.

But for Prince Charles, these two giant pandas are playing hide and seek with him.When he ran into the bamboo forest, the two giant pandas came out of nowhere, got into the study, curled up at Zhao Changqing's feet, or took a nap beside Shen Yu.When he came back from the bamboo forest, the two giant pandas went into the bamboo forest to look for food again.

This made Charles very aggrieved.He felt that the two giant pandas were avoiding him on purpose.

The question is, can he compete with giant pandas?

Definitely not.

Therefore, all he can do is guard Zhao Changqing.

The problem is, Zhao Changqing doesn't appear in the study regularly every day.Because of the paparazzi, because of Prince Charles, and because of the increasingly hot weather, Zhao Changqing started the habit of taking a nap in the garden or in the bamboo forest.

Therefore, on this day, after finally learning about Zhao Changqing's whereabouts from the housekeeper, and under the guidance of the manor's servant, Charles hugged Zhao Changqing, who was sleeping soundly with a panda, on the Luohan couch deep in the bamboo forest. A deep envy.

The Duke of Branson is the most enjoyable person in the world. This sentence is really not bad at all.

At this moment, Charles suddenly found something under Luohan's couch, and when he took a closer look, it turned out to be two big snakes thicker than human thighs. He was so frightened that he sat down on the ground on the spot!

Such a big snake!

Could it be that Rose Manor was built on the snake nest? !

Reason told Prince Charles that he should call the police.But the truth is, he couldn't move at all.

At this time, Zhao Changqing on the Arhat couch felt that the atmosphere was not right, slowly opened his eyes, and saw the terrified Crown Prince Charles.

Zhao Changqing blinked, slowly stood up, looked at Prince Charles, then lowered his head, and said to Luohan under the couch: "Hai Erbo, Nagini, you have scared the guests."

Arhat's couch, the green and black and gold began to fluctuate, and then two big snakes crawled out, coiling around the two sides of the Arhat's couch in a very elegant posture.

Only then did Zhao Changqing introduce to Charles: "The green one is Haierbo, and the black one with gold patterns is Nagini. They are all lovely little girls."

When the name was called, the two big snakes still knew how to nod to Charles.

Prince Charles finds his teeth fighting:

"They, they are, are..."

Zhao Changqing spoke very calmly, listening to his tone, these two big snakes that can swallow a child are no different from human beings: "Hairbo is the best nanny in Rose Manor. Whether it is Tom or Severus, they They all grew up under the care of Hai Erbo. As for Nagini, she is Tom's little friend. However, Tom has something to do these two days, so the little girl came to play with Hai Erbo for two days."

In fact, it was because Hogwarts was on summer vacation, Hai Erbo was fine, so he came to Rose Manor for vacation.

As for the little girl Nagini, it was because Tom Riddle was doing special training in Langston Castle every day, and he was as tired as a dog every day, so he had to put the little girl Nagini in Rose Manor.

Prince Charles swallowed his saliva. He originally thought about letting Diana bring the two children to the Rose Manor, but now, he is very glad that Diana refused.

His two children have come to Qiangwei Manor, they will definitely become the food of these two big snakes, right?They are all so small and so cute, it is really no problem for these two big snakes to swallow them in one bite.

Thinking of this, Prince Charles had no idea at all, he said dryly: "Snake, snake nanny?"

"Yes."

Prince Charles said: "I've heard that there are people in Vietnam who use snakes as babysitters for children. I just didn't think of it, I didn't think of it..."

"Didn't expect someone in the UK to do this?"

"Yes, it is."

That voice, no matter how you listened to it, contained a trace of fear, and Zhao Changqing couldn't help but began to feel sorry for him.

Poor kid, isn't it good to just stay in the tower?You know, summer is the most active season for snakes—no way, who made snakes cold-blooded? ——It’s not surprising that big snakes like Haibo and Nagini love shaded places like bamboo forests.

Therefore, Zhao Changqing chose to change the subject:

"Edinburgh, have you done it?"

In Zhao Changqing's view, the Edinburgh incident will never end so simply.Although on the surface, it was Prince Charles who didn't hold back. After spending a few weeks with his wife and children, he finally couldn't hold back and went to see his girlfriend again.However, Prince Charles is not an idiot. Even if he is not successful, are the attendants around the Crown Prince all idiots?Even if the crown prince has this idea, someone will remind him.

Therefore, the real reason is not on the side of Prince Charles and his attendants, but on the woman. Of course, it may also be because of other arrangements by Prince Charles.In short, it will not be so simple.

At least Zhao Changqing thought so.

Hearing Zhao Changqing's question, Prince Charles immediately turned dark.

However, at this moment, Haierbo and Nagini both moved, and with their movements, Prince Charles also trembled—there was no way, seeing two snakes so big would scare people.Charles is not the owner of these two snakes

Realizing the fear of Prince Charles, Zhao Changqing immediately sent the two big snakes to play in the depths of the bamboo forest.

Anyway, Haierbo is a basilisk, and the little girl Nagini's force value is also quite good.Even if poachers sneaked into the bamboo forest of Qiangwei Manor, they would have a solution, Zhao Changqing was very relieved.

After Haierbo and Nagini walked away, Zhao Changqing asked again.

This time, Prince Charles' attitude was much more respectful than before.

For Prince Charles, these days at Rose Manor can be said to be the happiest time since his marriage.

If you want to ask Prince Charles the greatest feeling about Rose Manor, Prince Charles will definitely say that this kind of comfort is entirely because there is no media here—that is, the so-called paparazzi.

Not to mention, there are two giant pandas here.

Because of Zhao Changqing's relationship, the United States is okay, and established diplomatic relations with Beijing as early as 1965.East Germany also established diplomatic relations early because they belonged to the socialist camp.

However, Britain, France and other countries recognized that the time of Beijing was similar to another time and space, but the time of establishing diplomatic relations with China was much later.For example, the United Kingdom, in another time and space, Britain established diplomatic relations with China as early as the early 70s, but this time and space was a full ten years later!

This has also caused the delay in China's giant panda diplomacy with these countries.The panda houses in the UK's major zoos have been empty, even in London.

Looking at the two giant pandas, one curled up on Zhao Changqing's waist and abdomen, the other warmed Zhao Changqing's feet with its own belly, and thinking about the two big snakes that had just left were also very spiritual, Prince Charles forced himself to calm down.

He didn't want to leave Rose Manor at all.

Paparazzi are much scarier than big snakes.

More importantly, the picture of Zhao Changqing, dressed in traditional Chinese costumes, with long fluttering hair and fluttering sleeves, and two giant pandas lying on the Luohan couch is really pleasing to the eye, and Prince Charles has to admit that many times, he is also A color control.

Sitting on the bamboo and rattan chair brought by the elusive butler, Prince Charles said: "Eliza is one of my girlfriends, she just happened to come to see me."

Zhao Changqing interjected: "Then he was blocked by paparazzi who have been following around? Do you believe that?"

Prince Charles shuddered.

Of course he didn't believe it.In fact, he found out he had been tricked the moment he discovered the flash went off.So, he quickly chose to get away, and then slipped back to Edinburgh to find Diana, hoping that his wife would do him a favor.

As a result, Diana went so far as to say that they shouldn't be lying to the public!

Well, there is nothing wrong with that, doctrinally or even morally speaking.But from the perspective of Prince Charles, he has been calculated by other women, and he needs the support of his wife in exchange for his public support rate not to decline.But as his wife, Diana never thought of helping him!

This is why Prince Charles left Diana and her son in Edinburgh and left by himself.

He really regretted marrying Diana.Because he knows very well that if Camilla is replaced, Camilla will definitely help him get back, for example, say to the public:

"...Oh, the prince is a football fan. He just discussed the so-and-so vs. so-and-so ball game with his old friends in a bar near Edinburgh. The lady was just one of the guests in the bar. God knows the media Why don't you mention that the ball game and other guests just grabbed the lady and the crown prince! I think, at the moment of the ball game win, the fans grab the people around them to cheer and toast together, this kind of thing Everyone has done it? If my child was not young, I would definitely go to the bar with the crown prince..."

Charles just needed Diana to say something similar to the public in a nonchalant tone.

If the paparazzi asked too many questions and Diana didn't want to answer, she could just leave with the excuse of "my child is waiting for me". Can the public still condemn her for worrying about her young children?

Prince Charles said: "Recently, I was reading Chinese history books, and I found that my marriage to Diana was a bit like Tang Gaozong and his first queen."