[Comprehensive British and American] Family Matters

Let's go back in time, to a time when Peter and Jason were "alone".

Yondu still remembers the conversation that day, although he didn't take what Jason said to heart at the time, and like most people, he regarded it as a delusion of a schizophrenic.

He still remembered that he had just finished a round of target shooting with Jason. Although he still won, the gap between Jason and him was getting smaller and smaller.Compared with Jason, Peter, a brat, is still at the kindergarten level when he picks up a gun. It's not that Peter hasn't improved, but compared with Jason, this progress seems too insignificant.

"I said you can't teach Peter?" Yondu remembered how he complained to Jason that day, "Let that kid play a tough battle and he will promise to shoot friendly soldiers by mistake, and he is not happy to ask him to do logistics."

How did Jason answer back then?

"It's really helpless, I can only leave him with muscle memory. You can't teach the shooting feel, just like flying a spaceship." Jason himself looked distressed, "I'll think about it again. There is no other way, and I don't hope that one day I leave, Peter can't even protect himself."

"Leaving? Where are you going?" This was the first time Yondu heard Jason mention leaving Peter.People with fine points can still choose to come and go?He had never heard of it.

"Go home." Jason was still thinking about how to help Peter with special shooting training. When he answered Yondu, it seemed like a conditioned reflex, which meant that "going home" was a matter of course for him. .

Yondu didn't continue to ask this question. At that time, he thought that Jason's "home" was just the background story he set for his personality.

Therefore, when Jason, a large living person, was brought onto the boat by the tractor beam and stood in front of Yondu, Yondu still felt a little dreamy.

"Well, if you still don't believe me, how about I prove it again?" Jason reached out to Brucey the Bat hovering over Yondu's head, "Brucie, administrative access verification: Jason Peter Todd. "

Bruce the Bat flew to Jason's outstretched palm and lay on his stomach, staring up at the human in front of him.

"Crime Lane, tires, Robin, Batman's big breasts, Nightwing is an ass." Jason spit out a series of words and short sentences at Bruce without blushing or panting.

Tim and Damian, who were tied next to each other, repeated blankly: "Batman's big breasts?" and "Nightwing is an ass?"

"Verification passed, welcome back, Jason." Brucey blinked his eyes a few times, flapped his wings and took off, then landed on Jason's head and lay down.

This time, Yondu believed [-]% that the man in front of him was the "Jason" he knew.

As for life and death, the cross-universe story between universes, under the description of Jason, Tim and Damian, Yondu only felt that his world view was not only subverted, but also severely thrown. Broken and re-bonded.

"To be honest, I've seen a lot of crazy things." Yondu pointed at Jason, with envy mixed with sympathy on his face, "But someone at your level...has never heard of it."

"Speaking as if I caused these troubles myself." Jason scratched his head irritably, Bat Bruce climbed up Jason's arm, all the way to his shoulder, "Anyway, I'm going to find a way to get back Family, Yondu. Take them with you."

"I know, I know." Yondu waved his hands lazily, "But you go home... you don't come back just as you say, so... hehe!"

Tim and Damian each hugged Jason's arm and pulled him back warily.

Yondu didn't mind the vigilance of Tim and Damian. He opened the hatch first and walked out of the captain's cabin. He came to the hall where the crew gathered, and loudly pointed Jason behind him to the crew of the saboteur: " Bastards! Jason is back!"

Then Jason, Tim, and Damian fell into the atmosphere of a big family reunion. One after another, the saboteurs rushed forward and pointed at themselves and asked, "Jason, do you remember?" Me? I'm the one..."

Jason, on the other hand, used the skills he had practiced in the banquet hall of Wayne's house, saying hello here, reminiscing about the past there, and occasionally showing off his marksmanship, which caused a burst of laughter and clapping.Along the way he had to remind Damian and Tim of the one or two crew members he'd singled out.

The Vandal-style party didn't come to an end until more than half the crew passed out and were carried or dragged back to their rooms by friends.

After Yondu patted Jason on the shoulder "Don't worry, it's okay!", he also left the messy hall, and the remaining one or two crew members who were still drunk and chatting with their friends didn't even notice the three of Jason When did you leave.

As soon as Bruce the Bat was back in the room, he flew off Jason's shoulder and returned to his old position on the ceiling, hanging quietly upside down.Damian looked up at him with somewhat annoyed eyes from time to time—for fear that Bruce would suddenly betray him again.

Tim was about to speak to Jason to report the designated person he just recorded, when Jason stretched out his hand and pulled him into a three-person group hug.Jason held Tim in one arm and Damian in the other. No one spoke in the embrace, and there were only three breathing sounds that gradually became in tune in the air.

I don't know how long it took, but when Jason finally felt that all his worries, anxieties and tense emotions had completely passed through every pore, and the fatigue from the bottom of his heart began to overwhelm him, he gently He patted his two younger brothers on the back and ended the hug.

"So, 'Nightwing's an ass,' huh?" Tim gave Jason a look that wasn't exactly reproach, but couldn't be called approving either.

"Come on, Tibbo." Jason threw himself on his (his and Peter's) bed, deliberately rubbing the blanket a few times to test the feel of the fabric, "You have to admit that I was with Big Bird before I hung up." Not the best relationship, so, yes, he's an ass — and yes, I'm playing with a pun."

"Even if Grayson's ass is a popular topic among netizens, how can 'Batman's big breasts' be explained?" Compared to Tim's teasing tone, Damian showed a very disapproving attitude.

Jason doesn't quite understand why Damian can hold a kind of lofty respect for Bruce.He tried to imagine that if, like Damian, he had never seen his father since he was a child, but all he heard were legends about his father, Jason would definitely have curiosity, but he wondered if he could be like Damian Respect Bruce.

Probably not, he should set challenging Bruce as the most important goal in his life, just like he tried to challenge Dick back then.

Jason has never been in awe of authority.

"I was only this tall when I was removing the tires on the Batmobile in Crime Alley." Jason gestured over Damian's head, "And then his breastplate was still reflecting under the street lights, so it looked special... ..."

After gesturing with his hands on his chest, Jason couldn't help laughing: "Then I hit him with a wrench and called him 'Big Tits'. That was the first time I met Batman."

"And he took you home?" Tim followed, lying on the bed and blinking at Brucey who seemed to be asleep hanging from the ceiling.The Jason he knew started with Robin, and the Jason before Robin was limited by the files in the Batcomputer.He tried to picture a small, skinny Jason about Damian's height and Bruce in an old bat suit.

Jason smiled more cheerfully: "No, he asked me a question."

"What's the problem?" Damian squeezed forcefully between Jason and Tim. Tim gave him a glare, but still twisted his body to make room for Damian to lie down more comfortably.

"Are you hungry?" Jason imitated Batman's voice, serious, rigid, and unquestionable.

Three seconds later, the three Robin birds laughed together on the bed, Tim hugged his stomach and panted, Damian's head rested on Jason's stomach, and Jason scratched it once and for all Damian's hair.

He felt as if he was back at the mansion, and after a while Alfred would knock on the door to make sure they hadn't messed up the room to such an extent that he couldn't handle it, and Bruce would say a few words to them, and then they would take an ugly selfie and pass it on to him. Dick in Bluhaven, the other party will continue to use crying emoticons to accuse them of not taking me to play.

"We'll go home." Jason said firmly, "I promise."

"Of course we will," Tim said as a matter of course.Damian, as usual, snorted but didn't retort "Nasty Drake".

Jason closed his eyes and took a deep breath, the air in the spaceship, not the Wayne Mansion.He reminded himself that if he wanted to successfully achieve his goal, he must first eliminate all unstable factors.

"Okay, boys." Jason straightened up from the bed and sat up, then patted Tim and Damian, "Let's get to work."

***

Tim and Damian secretly took photos of many people under Jason's instructions, and those files are now suspended and projected in front of them, allowing Jason to link names and photos one by one.

"Brucey, update me the alert list with the latest date." Just as Jason finished speaking, a large group of people were framed with a dark red border on the list in front of them.

"Hmm, it looks like they've found a lot of companions." Jason pursed his lips, the situation was more pessimistic than he thought.

Tim carefully looked at the photos, especially the marked "warning list", plus the small details he observed today, such as the expressions of these people at the party, who they talked to, Red Robin's The detective's mind turned quickly, and he came to a conclusion: "These people are Yondu's opponents?"

"Those marked red can say the same, but the rest..." Jason frowned at the others on the list, "I'm not sure yet whether they are simply dissatisfied with Yondu or anti-Yondu." Newly developed members."

"If we have to rely on Yondu's help to find a way home, then these anti-Yondu people will be our potential obstacles." Damian slapped the knife in front of him and directly announced his decision, "In Completely eliminate potential obstacles before they threaten us."

"Wait, isn't this too hasty!" Tim pointed at the list and retorted eagerly, "It has at least half the crew on it! We can't just kill Yondu's half-ship and tell him we're doing it for him A possible mutiny!"

"So what do you suggest, Drake?"

"At least we need to know why they are against Yondu first."

"It's simple, because Peter...uh, Peter and I." Jason stared at his weapon with some distress. He should have known that Peter would not describe how beautiful the image of Yondu was when he told this story. "Peter and I, we are just stupid earth children. On this ship, we can only consume food and make no contribution. That's right, Yondu tied a useless earth country child to the ship for unknown reasons. Universe, but he didn't short us for a day to eat and drink. He even prepared big size clothes when Peter grew up-although they were all from thrift stores, but because of this we didn't go out any time because the size didn't fit Clothes to wear, or the dilemma of having to use clothes that are too big."

"Okay... huh?" Tim seems to be in a kind of psychological struggle. Obviously, in Peter's statement, Yondu is an evil little boss even if he is not a demon king. It is definitely not the one that Jason said looks fierce but is actually careful and kind uncle.

"So Yondu adopted Quill in a real sense, but in Quill's narration, he is just a villain who worships money." Damian curled his lips in disgust, "To me, Quill is ungrateful little man."

"It's not entirely like this. Yondu did let Peter be taken away from the familiar environment without any choice, and frankly, Yondu can't be said to be gentle in his actions." Jason subconsciously rubbed the face that Yondu once received during training. Where the dart hit, "But I guarantee that his tolerance for us is much higher than his tolerance for other crew members. If a crew member made a mistake that was about to be beheaded and put it on the two of us, it would probably be Give it a good beating and forget it."

"This explains where the dissatisfaction of the crew comes from." Tim nodded, but still did not change his position, "But it is too extreme to eliminate more than half of the crew because of this."

"You're so naive, Drake." Damian pointed at Tim's nose and criticized, "We are in space, if we suffer a military coup in this situation, it is very likely that even ourselves lives are in danger.”

"Having said that, but they have held back for so many years, there is no reason to attack at this time. We know the reason, as long as we don't provoke these reactionaries in this regard, it is best to avoid conflicts."

"Personally, I don't have much hope." Jason rubbed his face, took out the communicator given to him by the Rockets and started contacting the Guardians of the Galaxy, "Because when I showed up, it meant that they lost 380 million in income. It should be quite exciting, if they are not drunk, they should be besieging the captain's room by now."

Damian began wiping his knife happily.

"What's the matter, do you want to save someone?" Rocket's furry face appeared on the screen.

"Not yet, is Peter there? I have a list for him to look at." Jason sent the file, Rocket wrinkled his nose after confirming the successful reception, and looked a bit embarrassed, "About this, not long after you left , a man who claimed to be Peter's father came to us and said he wanted to take Peter home."

"what?"

"It's suspicious, right? I think so too!" Rocket waved his fist in the air excitedly, "But Peter was obviously struggling, so Gamora and Drax accompanied him to walk with his new father Groot and I will stay on the boat to meet you. Is this file urgent?"

"No." Jason smacked his lips, and immediately dismissed the original idea of ​​asking Peter to help, "I will find a way to handle it myself, but don't go far, okay?"

The Rockets seemed reluctant, but they still promised that they would arrive as soon as possible if necessary.

This dad who appeared out of nowhere, Jason felt suspicious no matter what he thought, but the most important thing right now was the faction dispute on Yondu's side.Jason very much hopes that the 380 million will not become the final tipping point.

However, when they faced the two distinct factions in the hall the next day, Jason knew that his prayers were completely useless.

"Captain, we agreed to charge 380 million and let these two boys go free. Why can't they run around without getting the money?"

"Why?" Yondu patted Jason on the shoulder, "Because we traded for Jason! You have also seen his marksmanship, and with his joining, let alone 380 million, earn another 800 million That's a matter of minutes!"

"We can't accept it!" Someone in the opposition yelled, "Captain, who can accept such empty talk!"

"Shut up! How can you talk to the captain like this!" The people on Yondu's side immediately yelled back.

From the beginning of the scolding war, the conflict between the two sides began to intensify, until the people on the other side accidentally shot their guns while pushing, and everyone started to fuck guys and perform full-scale martial arts.No matter how Yongdu yelled to stop, there was no way to stop the red-eyed crew.

"Captain, I told you that you can't dote on your son like this." Kraglin shook his head and looked at Yondu with a sad face, "Look at what it's like now!"

"This has nothing to do with Jason or Peter!" Yongdu stared angrily at the chaos in front of him, "Even if I spoil my son, no one dares to challenge me if I spoil the child I raised!"

As if to respond to Yondu's provocation, the destroyer's spacecraft first shook violently, and then there was a burst of crazy bumps, as if someone was bombarding them continuously with heavy artillery.

Directly in front of the destroyer spacecraft, a pitch-black bullet-shaped spacecraft blocked their path.

The ship's hull features a giant bat graphic.