[Comprehensive British and American] Family Matters

In the watchtower, Jason watched Batman and The Flash chattering in front of the computer and discussing some unknown cosmic and national affairs. He simply supported Groot on his shoulders and sat next to Peter to poke the seemingly full Master Xingjue with only blood left after his life.

"Yo, are you still panting?" Jason pinched Peter's itchy flesh in his memory, and watched him triumphantly as he bounced off the chair like an electric shock, causing the chair's feet to scrape harshly on the ground.

Both Flash and Batman turned their heads. Flash had pure curiosity and concern on his face, but Batman's hand had already touched his belt, and he seemed ready to go all out at any moment.

"We're fine!" Jason gave a thumbs up to the two heroes, "It's okay, it's just a joke!"

Peter also showed an eight-toothed smile, and nodded to the two while pressing the chair under his buttocks: "It's all right, leave us alone, you continue to talk about big things."

Batman's hands dropped from his belt, and Flash gave them one last suspicious look, but still turned his attention back to his conversation with Batman.

"I worked so hard here to get you back!" Peter put his hand on his itchy flesh, and moved his body away from Jason vigilantly, "You treat me like this as soon as you come back, Is it still human!"

"Hey! Do you remember that I'm your ghost?" Jason deliberately made a hanged ghost posture with his neck twisted and his tongue sticking out, "Seriously, what the hell are you doing?"

"Damn it, I don't really understand. Your dad found out that you've been replaced." Peter shrank his neck with lingering fear, "At first I thought it should be quite simple, your dad My co-worker, The Flash, who was super cool by the way, told me I just had to sit here and not move, and report back if I felt anything out of the ordinary. But…”

"But I swapped with Red Hood from the parallel universe, and I know all about this. I mean, what happened while you were trying to swap us back?"

"Uh, your brother tried to assassinate me?" Peter swung his sword, "The youngest one."

"Little D?" Jason imagined Damian's reaction, showing a toothache expression, "I can probably guess that kind of tragedy, is there any more?"

"Also, your elder brother has always been very curious about the process of our acquaintance..." Peter shuddered when he mentioned Dick, which surprised Jason. He remembered that almost everyone who mentioned Dick was full of admiration, saying He is sunny, kind, and humorous. Why doesn't he seem to be like this when he comes to Peter?

"Yeah, I haven't told this story to my family." Jason smiled sheepishly, "After all, I'm not even sure how it happened, and I don't want them to feel bad about it. Anxiety, um...you have met my father too."

"Totally understand." Peter patted Jason on the shoulder reassuringly, "But does your eldest brother work in the police? Or in the army?"

"He's a policeman, why?" Jason raised his eyebrows, "You won't do something that needs to be arrested again, will you?"

Peter gave Jason a blank look, in exchange for a cheeky smile.When he was not at home and his teammates only wanted to watch a good show, he could only shrink his neck and erase from his mind the image of Jason, who was said to be a "gentle and good young man".

It's been a long time since he was interrogated as a prisoner like this, okay?But the person who interrogated him held it with a smile from the beginning to the end: "No, we are just chatting, you can relax." This makes him want to ask each other what the meaning of these questions is. They were all blocked directly.

Even if he wanted to grab a hero next to him and ask for help, everyone looked blankly at Ye Yi and the "alien friend with a red hood" who were "having a good time talking", and they didn't say that Peter was cruel and unreasonable.

"It's nothing, I just... didn't think that he was a little different from what you described." Peter thought that this was probably the feeling of knocking out teeth and swallowing blood, and Peter felt that he had to give himself a compliment.

Jason thinks back on the Dick he remembers as Robin, compared to the Dick he is now: "He used to be a jerk, but he was a nice jerk. He's less of a jerk now, but he's still human. See people love."

"Hehe." Peter smiled at this without saying a word.Basically, only the evaluation of "bastard" is correct, right?right!right!

"Where's Red Robin?" Jason thought of a certain special skill of the other party, hoping that he didn't do anything that would leave a psychological shadow on himself in another universe.

"You said that brother is very cute, kind, considerate and gentle?" Peter's eyes lit up all of a sudden, and he spoke a series of compliments, "He is so nice! It's great that you have such a brother."

Dick and Tim, Peter said that the contrast between these two people was so great that it made Jason feel distorted.

"He cares so much about you that almost everyone in your family asks me the same question about what we've been up to in the universe together, but you know we've been together so long and share a Body, I can’t tell everything in detail, right?” Peter talked about Tim as a rare and good brother with a look of longing, “All he asked was what you like to eat, what to use When I have nothing to do, I do some leisure and entertainment, hey, if I can also have brothers and sisters who care about my brother so much."

Jason didn't know what to say to Peter, but he could smack his chest and assure Tim that it wasn't innocent.Are you kidding me, that is the Red Robin who always has a plan in his mind after taking one step and thinking ten steps!

"Ah, that's right!" Peter slapped his thigh fiercely, "It's thanks to that good brother that you were able to switch back this time. , There are too many combinations to try. But if you take the lead and let me serve as a benchmark comparison value, the progress will be at least twice as fast."

"Is that so?" Jason had no idea that Tim was the one who came up with the solution. He originally thought that this time he really had to rely on the help of the alliance.

"He said that although the two of you have exchanged souls, in fact, your respective bodies are still connected to your own souls. This is a bit like a concept of following the vine, and you two will be exchanged back soon."

Peter gave another series of compliments, reiterated his admiration for Jason, and asked Jason to be gentle with Tim when he got home.

Jason nodded and finished listening.

But can someone come and tell him, who is that "poor, kind and good third brother who is bullied by the evil devil brother for three meals, but can only hide in the quilt and cry for family harmony"?

There is no such person in their family.

Damian deliberately deleted the case report that Tim spent a night sorting out, and the homework that Damian took to school the next day turned into an inferior work that was worse than kindergarten children.Damian was so furious that the superficial image of the Wayne family could not strangle his class tutor, so he could only spend time with a dark face to prove to the school that the homework he submitted before was not the result of someone writing it for him.

To put it simply, in this bat nest, a little white flower-like figure...uhmm...doesn't exist.

Tim's roundabout tactic of gaining favorability is quite good, but it's a pity that he used too much force on stage and his performance was too contrived. He must be reminded.What if this is a mission?Couldn't it be that if the enemy sees the clues in a few moments, they might even lose their lives.

Thinking about it this way, Jason felt that he had to have a good talk with Tim, it was a matter of life and death.

Batman and The Flash also finalized the final conclusions for the issues they had been discussing at this time.Peter, Jason, and Batman, plus a small tree, Groot, left the watchtower and returned to Gotham's home.

Because of Batman's equipment, they entered the mansion from the Batcave, but as soon as they stepped out of the hidden secret door, all the family members had already assembled and waited there.Dick's face was flushed as if he had picked up the jackpot lottery ticket that fell from the sky; Tim stared at Jason and smirked, completely devoid of his usual cleverness, and said silently, "Successful! It was successful!"; Standing in the crowd, Mian still looked condescending, but the moment Jason grinned and opened his arms, Damian felt as if two fires were burning in his eye sockets, and his vision was blurred stand up.

But when he heard Jason's suppressed smile: "Easy, little prince." Damian just wanted to hug Jason's arms harder.

"Okay, okay, I'm back, haven't I?" Jason patted little Robin on the back, but Damian seemed to have made up his mind not to let go, so he could only take the next best thing. Damian hugged himself up - usually at this point the little prince would start protesting: "Put me down! I'm not a toddler, I can walk by myself!" or something.

But today's Damian obviously gave up resistance completely, he even adjusted his position in accordance with the posture of Jason picking him up, and took the initiative to wrap his hands around Jason's neck and hug him tightly.

"Ah, you've become stronger again." Jason weighed Damian's weight, thinking of teasing him, but the little prince was really well-behaved today, he just hummed a few times and then quietly Let Jason hold him.

Alfred stepped forward at the right time to break the somewhat awkward atmosphere: "Welcome home, Master Jason. During your absence, the whole house seemed to be missing something."

"It must be missing my pretty face." Jason winked at Ah Fu, and the old man shook his head helplessly, like a grandfather who can't do anything to his naughty grandson, "Seriously, Ah Fu ,I miss you so much."

"Hey! What about us? Little Wing." Dick put one hand on Tim's shoulder, and pointed at himself with the other hand, looking at Jason expectantly, "Don't you miss us?"

Jason looked at the eldest brother who knew the reason and the third brother Stoka in front of him, and said lazily in a perfunctory tone: "Think about it, think about it, okay?"

"How insincere!" Dick began to whine.

The two parents, Alfred and Bruce, watched the interaction between the children amusedly, and even Peter, who was in charge of Groot's shelf, looked enviously at Jason and his brothers playing tricks.

"Okay, young masters, in order to celebrate this great day, let's all go to the dining room." As soon as Alfred spoke, the children of the Bat family cheered. It is certain that Alfred can use the formal dining room. It's a super luxurious feast!

Jason held Damian in his arms, and instead of going to the restaurant immediately, he raised his chin towards Peter to signal that he would go with him. While walking, Jason described to Peter how delicious the good food served every time Afu opened the restaurant .Immersed in his own topic, Jason didn't notice at all that Damian, who was wrapping his arms around his neck in an unusually well-behaved way, was having an eye-to-eye battle with Tim behind his invisible back.

This round, Damian wins.

Children's advantages are fully utilized!

But Damian also didn't expect that the despicable and shameless Drake would have a backhand——

When everyone went back to their rooms to rest after dinner, Jason knocked on Tim's door and decided to have a good discussion with him about acting too hard.

Tim looked shocked, as if he had just discovered that he had such a fatal flaw, and nodded like a chicken pecking at rice to ask his idol for advice.Jason knew everything and talked endlessly, trying to let Tim understand why the performance was blunt due to insufficient emotional involvement, and how it was too much input that made the emotions that originally only needed five points of effort explode to twelve points all of a sudden. .

The atmosphere of one teaching and one learning was harmonious, which made Damian, who had just picked out a book from the library and planned to have a warm reading time with Jason, almost smashed the classic literature that was almost as thick as a dictionary.

This round, Tim wins.

Red Robin counts all strategies!