[Comprehensive British and American] Family Matters

It's amazing that when you haven't seen someone for a long time, you will be surprised that you remember so many things about him in your mind.

One afternoon he suddenly brought you a cup of coffee, you helped him eat the annoying side dishes on the plate during dinner, and he specially lined up three times to buy in order to stock up on the products that are limited to each person during the big sale in the supermarket...

These are trivial things that never flashed in my mind before, but now they are being dug out from the corner of my memory one by one.

"I can't believe that I actually picked up something from Drake." Damian covered his face, as if he had been exposed to a shameful thing, "What did I think at the time, wouldn't I be afraid that my hands would rot? !"

"Thinking about it from another angle, it means that you don't touch Tibao that much in your subconscious mind!" Jason rubbed Damian's head, "To be honest, I know Tibao can be scary sometimes, but you and him Where did such a big hatred come from?"

"Tsk." Damian turned his head away, subconsciously scratching the hard skin around his nails, feeling very uncomfortable no matter how he looked.After dawdling for a long time, Damian said hesitantly: "I admire Drake's professionalism as a stoka."

Jason didn't turn his head around for a moment: "Huh?"

"Drake used his life to carry out Stoka's honor. Even if he was threatened with his life in another world, he did not give up his pride as Stoka." Damian took a deep breath, and then slowly exhaled, "In I admire him for that."

——Wait, why do you admire Tibbo's stoka behavior?Just because he used his life to stoka!

"But!" Damian's tone suddenly became agitated, "But he is a guy who has become a monk halfway through, so why is he acting like a veteran? I have been training all my life to succeed Batman in the future, what about him? It's just a loophole - because Grayson is on his own, and you... have no way to assist Batman as Robin for the time being. Isn't Drake just a speculator, so what's the point?"

"Uh, well..." Jason scratched his head in embarrassment, feeling that he had no position to persuade Damian to relax, after all, he himself didn't like the "Red Robin" who came out halfway—— This is still his emotional reaction after being a ghost for many years and doing a lot of psychological construction.

Damian didn't seem to feel Jason's embarrassment, or he was already too embarrassed to care about others.

"He's also a popular speculator," Damian said, wrinkling his nose, "and he's damn serious, that's what pissed me off the most."

Jason raised his eyebrows, a little surprised.

That doesn't sound like simple disgust, does it?

"If father loses Grayson and becomes the gloomy look of the world, one can imagine what a terrible state he would be in when he thought you were dead, and Drake actually faced such a terrible father Became the Red Robin in that state."

"If he was a little stupid and lazy, I would be able to despise him in a fair way." Damian looked regretful, so Jason could only nod with a sullen face, but in fact he had already hugged his stomach Turn over with a smile.

Hey, it seems that when they go back, Jason won't have to worry about bloodshed like before.

Rather, what he has to worry about... is whether the number of Stoka in the family will increase.

***

Just as they came to this world without thinking, the chance to go home came even more inexplicably.

As soon as Superman came to the Fortress of Solitude that day, he dragged Jason and Damian out without a word, and then flew directly to the sunny metropolis——

"A young child should look like a young child, and he will get sick from being bored all day long!" Even though he said that, Jason always felt that the reason why Superman did this was because Jor-El's AI greeted him that day related to the way.And judging from the duffel bags that appeared at their feet ten seconds later, this meant driving them out of the Fortress of Solitude, right?

It's too much, he didn't do any unsightly things to the Fortress of Solitude, except to check the information and communicate with Jor-El's AI, but it's just... just... um... imagine, if one day you go to the Batcave I saw Batman twisting his body and doing a reggae dance...

Better to forgive Superman.

"Forget it, let's find a place to eat first."

The place where Superman dropped the two of them was a business district lined with office buildings. Within a few steps, there was a small cafe with a very distinctive decoration. This time happened to be the end of the lunch break, and there were not many customers in the shop. Jason and Damian randomly chose a coffee shop with less eye-catching decoration, found a seat and prepared to order food.

"Welcome (giggle), what do you want (hiss)?"

The waiter who took the order only said a few words, mixed with the sound of eating and drooling. When Jason was shocked by this familiar scene and looked over at the waiter, he almost overturned the table and jumped. Go up and strangle that waiter.

Wearing a "Gabi" name tag, a man eating a lollipop absent-mindedly.

"You—" Damian glared at the mysterious waiter fiercely, and the hardcover menu in his hand was about to be dented by him.

Gabi, who was enduring the two murderous gazes, acted as if nothing had happened. He turned his hand to order the pencil and drew on the small notebook: "Have you figured it out yet? I haven't figured it out yet. I'll come back later." Saying that, Gabi stuffed the notebook and pencil into the apron pocket, and was about to leave.

Naturally, Jason and Damian couldn't let him go so easily. They opened their mouths and yelled a few meals that the coffee shop must have in their minds, staring at Gabi as he handed the menu to the staff behind the bar. He started to make the meal, and he leaned against the bar with a boneless appearance, waiting for the meal to be ready and served.

Fortunately, there was no one in the store at this time, otherwise all the guests would have watched Jason and Damian eat the meal without even looking at their plates, and all staring at the waiter in front of them .

When the last bagel was stuffed into his mouth, Gabi, who had already eaten the third lollipop, also walked into their table: "Have you eaten? Then let's go!"

"Where are you going?" Jason had just finished asking, and he was already in a completely different environment—it was still a cafe, but there were no used cutlery and coffee cups on his table, and instead there were two books spread out. There are more people in the store, almost filling the entire store, not to mention the completely different style of decoration.

Heck, even Gabby's uniform apron was changed.

The weirdest thing was that everyone in the store, from the waiters to the customers, was frozen in motion, as if only the three of them were still able to move and talk normally.

"Where else can I go?" Gabi took out the lollipop in his mouth, stretched out his tongue to lick the sugar water on his lips, and gestured wildly towards the surrounding area with his other hand, "Of course I'm going home." !"

"What?" Damian and Jason shouted in unison, seeing their surprised looks, Gabi also put on a smug smile - it only lasted for three seconds.

In the fourth second, a table hit his nose directly.

Gabi——Gabriel held an ice pack and pressed his throbbing head, the little bastard hit really hard.

"Can't you talk properly?" Gabriel removed the ice pack, carefully poked at the place that had been paralyzed by the ice, and the pain still made him gasp, "It's too rude to touch your feet. Very peace-loving!"

Jason didn't like Gabriel at all. He and Damian held a gun and a knife against Gabriel's head and neck respectively, and said with a concerned expression: "Actually Well, I can be a nuclear peace activist if I want!"

"So why don't you tell me what you are first, and we'll decide whether to nuke you, how about that?" Damian moved the knife closer to Gabriel's neck, his gloomy tone revealed how depressed he was. Know how long the resentment.

A table with four legs turned upside down, a waiter who seems to be dying, but can apply ice packs leisurely, and two guests who look like they have committed the murder of their father and wife, and the coffee that is frozen in time The shop confronts each other.

It seems inaccurate to say confrontation, because the person being coerced seems to be too relaxed-speaking of it, when did he go to get the ice pack?

"It's so kind to be kissed by Lei..." Gabriel complained, the ice pack in his hand disappeared out of thin air in front of Jason and Damian, as if he didn't see the murder weapon that was threatening him, he raised his hands and made a gesture. The action of surrender said: "I swear on the honor of the Boy Scouts, I will explain it to you, but can you talk about it in another place?"

Jason and Damian exchanged a look, and while both put away their weapons, they were once again switched positions by an inexplicable force.

People in the coffee shop resume their activities, customers talking, waiters busy preparing coffee and meals, and of course new customers: "Hello, the two of us."

"Sorry, all the seats are full now, can you register as a waiter?" The waiter at the door smiled and was about to register the name and phone number of the customer, but saw the customer in front of him frowning and pointing to the place behind him and asked: "What about that?" Isn't the table empty?"

The waiter turned his head in the direction of the customer's finger. An empty table looked very abrupt in a restaurant full of people. There were no guests' belongings on the chair next to it. It seemed that no one was occupying it.

"Of course, please go this way." The well-trained waiter quickly drew out two menus and brought the guests to the empty table, and continued to serve the guests at other tables after explaining the ordering rules.

But in a certain corner of his heart, he always felt that something was wrong - shouldn't there be two brothers sitting at that table?What about people?

***

Gabriel did not tell Jason and Damian that the so-called "change place" was actually a love hotel for his own bad taste.

And it was a love hotel with a bunch of ghostly symbols painted on the wall.

"You are a mage." Damian used an affirmative sentence. This unscientific way of moving, as well as the patterns on the wall, can only be explained by the user of magic.

Gabriel snorted, took out another piece of candy from his pocket, and was concentrating on unwrapping the candy wrapper. On the contrary, Jason squinted his eyes and studied the ghostly symbols on the wall, and muttered to himself in disbelief. : "Enochian?"

"What is that?" Damian thought he knew the magic users of the Justice League, and had studied the various spells and rituals they used, but there was no such thing as Enochian.

"It is said that it is the language of angels. If it is used in the right way, it can also be used to expel and isolate angels." Jason knew this because of the trivial information he obtained while investigating Lucifer.

If this person knows the usage of the Enochian language, besides a mage, he might be an exorcist, but Jason has never heard of a mage or an exorcist who can kick people to another universe at the same time. After a year, you can go back to the original time point—whether this person stopped the time of this world for a whole year, or he can easily transfer people in different universes and different timelines at will, All unheard of.

"You're not human, are you?" This was the only explanation Jason could think of.

Gabriel, who was eating candy, winked at Jason and gave a thumbs up: "Smart! I'm Gabriel, nice to meet you."

"Oh, hello." Jason nodded stiffly, "You don't happen to have a brother named 'Lucifer', do you?"

Gabriel grinned, his teeth were dyed yellow by the candy coloring he just ate, and he looked extraordinarily curious.Jason sighed, if this unreliable guy is really an angel of the same level as Lucifer...

"Don't tell me that you did this to vent your anger on Lucifer?" Jason thought about it, and only he and Tim forcibly fed Gotham-style chicken soup for the soul to Lucifer who was in a bad state in the mental hospital. Something that might have offended the Angel family, "You didn't do anything to Tim, did you?"

Unexpectedly, Gabriel waved his hands repeatedly at Jason with a look of horror on his face: "What? How could I vent my anger on Lucy? I can't even be happy that he has eaten a turtle!"

...Your family has a big problem, really.

"I have spent so much time and effort just to thank you!" Gabriel said sincerely: "For various reasons, I am running away from home, so I can't use too much force, or I will be discovered. Even so, I Or do you want to thank you for fixing Lucy—do you think I am very mean?"

"Throwing us into that weird world is called being unresponsive every day, and calling the land not working is called gratitude?" If this is the logic of angels, Damian thinks that angels are probably a bunch of psychopaths, and heaven may be a large mental hospital.

Gabriel didn't seem to understand Damian's sarcasm at all, and he blinked innocently: "Yeah, don't you feel that after this trip, you feel that your whole body has been enriched, both physically and mentally?"

Both Damian and Jason were silent and looked at Gabriel with accusing eyes.

"Uh, anyway, welcome home, it's nice to meet you, I'll go first, you can't be late for an appointment with a cute girl!" Gabriel said while making a playful "bye" gesture , and disappeared in place without waiting for Jason and Damian to respond.

"WTF..." Jason couldn't believe that this messed up year (1 minute? Which world time should be used?) was actually caused by some angel's god.

Damian poked Jason on the shoulder and pulled Jason back from disbelief to reality: "We're in trouble."

"What's the trouble?"

"Here, how do we get out?"

Jason looked around his surroundings, and took several deep breaths in a row—this is a love hotel with no windows!

"Wdnmd Gate Chief Gabriel, come back to me!" Jason grabbed the ground with his head angrily.

Did he and Damian go out from here to make headlines or go to Germany to see an orthopedic surgeon?