[Comprehensive British and American] Family Matters

Tim is good at investigating cases.

He is patient and careful enough to repeatedly check the materials that have been viewed by others and classified as "useless", and connect the trivial information to get a clue that is useful to the overall case.

The supercomputing performance of the Bat Computer allows Tim to save a lot of effort when sorting out these materials. The AI ​​​​of Bat Bruce is smart enough to help him review the specific conditions set in advance when he is really distracted, but That doesn't mean Tim wouldn't be able to investigate cases without the aid of a supercomputer (besides, this kind of menial work would serve as a distraction from something more terrifying).

Although it took a little more time and crashed the laptop three times, Tim finally manually checked the list of patients in the mental hospital and those who did not have a monitor screen as an alibi when the accident happened The comparison came out.

A nurse, a nurse, and two patients.

Tim watched the video forward for more than half an hour, and ruled out the suspicion of the nurse and one of the patients—one of the patients in this mental hospital especially likes to throw their underwear on others.In the surveillance video, he once again took off his underwear and started waving while others were not paying attention, scaring another patient who was eating snacks at the time and covered himself with snacks.

The nurse immediately took the dirty patient to change, and left the public space. It is impossible to install a monitor in the bathroom, but comparing the time and outfit of the two of them next time they appear in front of the camera, Tim can It was determined that the two were not suspects.

One of the remaining nurses still has patients, so Tim chose to start his investigation with the nurse first.Not for anything else, purely because this nurse seems to like looking at the camera very much.

When people arrive in a new environment, they will look up and stare at the monitor for the first few times. This is a normal behavior, just like seeing a new decoration on the side of the road, they will slow down and look at it more. reason.But after staying in the same environment for a long time, most people will never look at that monitor again, because its existence has been recognized and used to.

The nurse looked up at the monitor from time to time, as if she wanted her face to be recognized in the camera.

Jason chose to open the door at this time, just in time for Tim to almost bury his face in the screen.He closed the door and threw a paper bag at Tim. The latter didn't even turn his head. He raised his hand to catch the paper bag, tore it open and put it in his mouth without even looking at the contents.

"Hey, look at what others give you before stuffing it in your mouth!" Jason took the drink out of the paper bag in his arms and put it next to Tim's computer, and continued to mutter: "Better than that." Xaro knows that before eating, he should check the package for damage, whether it is within the expiration date, how about you? Do you have to put shit in your mouth if you give it to you? "

Tim munched on the submarine, finally swallowed the bread and ham in his mouth with the drink, and smiled at Jason with lettuce residue: "Are you willing to give me shit?"

Jason didn't even have a chance to open his mouth to choke. Tim's next sentence almost made him pull out a gun to kill someone: "Have you ever thought about what will happen to your Robin [beep——] photo back then?"

"I really believe you are a ghost, it's better to have something like [beep——] photo." Jason cleared his throat in embarrassment, pretending not to care, "When you eat, don't keep eating Staring at the computer, do you want dry eyes?"

Tim snorted twice mysteriously, and gestured with the hand that wasn't holding the food: "We all still remember Robin's green shorts back then, not to mention the shorts, even the underwear... Don't try to say you've never had a ball stuck in your panties sneaking Joe back."

"You've changed, you weren't the same Tim you used to be—you weren't the same Tim before I left this door and went to that old mental institution!" What about Tibao, who uses idols as pronouns for Jason behind his back?

"It's easy to say, this trip has taught me a lot of new knowledge and broadened my horizons." Tim gave a thumbs up and took another big bite of the submarine with a blank look in his eyes, "I've grown up."

It looks like it has suffered a lot of devastation.

Jason even wondered if Tim went out of his body and went to the mental hospital with him, but he was electrotherapy in a corner.

"Try 'God', 'Heaven', 'Lucifer' and 'Fire Sword' as keywords, and you'll get bible commentaries from various denominations, preaching videos of priests or priests, even archmages Movie clips can be found! Oh, don’t forget about game guides and fantasy novels.” When it comes to the search process, Tim’s unloved expression makes Jason wonder if he will choose to shave in the next second, “Then My mom replied to my message."

"Wait, your mother? Isn't she supposed to dig the remains of ancient civilizations somewhere?" Jason felt that the information was a bit too far behind, and he couldn't keep up. "And why would you ask an archaeologist about God? They Didn’t they dig ancient tombs or pyramids everywhere?”

"This...at least it's old stuff?" Tim looked at Jason with accusing eyes, as if he was the one who made trouble out of nothing, "You have to admit, there is no bat computer or Zhenglian database, Google alone can The search results are too limited. And I can guarantee that as long as I use the alliance system to search keywords that should not be searched, B will immediately know that we are up to something."

"Oh, yes. That sounds a lot like something dear daddy would do." Jason closed his eyes and leaned back his neck, sighing, "Sometimes I don't quite understand why he goes crazy For example, the last time I used Zhenglian's computer to order the Super Red Brownies in Appalo Park, he didn't say anything."

"The one that gets booked up within 5 minutes of every opening?"

"Hmm. You know that one is very difficult to order! I have ordered three times before but failed. Zhenglian's computer is fast!"

Tim's lips moved, but the movement was so small that Jason couldn't read what Tim was muttering from his lips.

"Forget about Brownie, you said your mom replied to your message, what did she say?"

"She sent a few photos, saying it was a record written in Sumerian. The translation probably means that after Lucifer set off a rebellion in heaven, God divided the flame sword into three parts: the blade of death, the life There's also a key to the medal." Tim patted the crumbs on his hand, took out his phone and found the photo from Janet, "She was so happy, thinking that I'm finally mature enough to get rid of unrealistic heroic fantasies, experience Recognize the value of ancient civilizations to human society', so I can only tell her that I am looking for a gift for Bruce, you know, Bruce did collect a lot of this legendary mysterious power during 'during that time' of antiquities."

"I guess there's another 'then' in this story?" What Jason didn't say was that the 'then' must have gone out of control.

Tim silently handed over the phone to Jason, and Janet's message was just like her own—simply and neatly: "Give it to me.", "A gentleman like Mr. Wayne who is keen on collecting cultural relics, I know what kind of best gift."

The following series of messages wishing her to change her mind were all unreadable.

Jason also returned the phone to its owner silently: "Do you think dad would really like to know why your mom, who you haven't contacted for 800 years, suddenly sent a gift?"

"Absolutely." Tim drained his drink, opened the plastic lid, crumpled up the submarine wrapper and dropped it into the empty glass, "and then he's going to wonder why we wanted to get him a present in the middle of our trip, and he Will find out we got into a game in LA, and then Lucifer, God, Heaven—we're dead, and I'm still thinking about my epitaph."

"I'm going to apply for a thin coffin this time, and my conscience suggests you follow up. It's so hard to dig out a real coffin." Jason sat down on the sofa next to Tim decadently, "At least before we die We must finish the investigation of this case, although our last case does not have Professor Moriarty, but the participation of God is quite a big name."

Tim's face was buried in the laptop screen again.

***

Regarding the case, the conclusion first, Tim's suspicion of the nurse is justified.

Nurse Kepsey did not use her real name when she applied for employment at the psychiatric hospital. Her real name was Patricia Hightower.There is such a coincidence in the world. The patient who fell to the ground that God Johnson and Lucifer met that day was named Sue Hightower. Living together for many years, I really can't understand why my mother is admitted to a mental hospital, but my daughter, as a nurse, has to change her name and surname, deliberately pretending to be a stranger to come to work.

"It's really suspicious. You continue to investigate the reason why the mother was admitted to the hospital. I will spy on the daughter tomorrow." If God Johnson is not the murderer, his fingerprints will appear on the body of the first victim, probably because God Johnson wants to save people, just like he saved Sue Hightower (God will sometimes fail to save people?), the surviving Su is an opportunity to find the real murderer.

"That's only if you're still available for work tomorrow." Tim grabbed Jason's sleeve and told him to come over to the mental hospital's monitor.

The hospital that used to be calm and dreary has turned upside down. Some of the patients took a lighter and lit the bed curtains and tablecloths everywhere; Busy to control these patients who can't think rationally, and the two aliens are Lucifer who walks through the chaos and God Johnson.

They left the mental hospital in such a leisurely way——

Moved to Lucifer's Bar of Light (yes, Tim dutifully hacked the Bar of Light's surveillance system despite the psychological shadow he left behind here).

Lucifer and his psychiatrist hid behind the bar like thieves, watching God Johnson and Charlotte staring at each other. It turned out that Charlotte was the "mother" Lucifer called, and he designed to make the A husband and wife party where both parties PK to death.

"Are you sure this is the start of a bloody battle between God and his ex-wife?" Tim looked at the two people dancing together in the camera in shock, completely giving up understanding the thinking logic of these heavenly people.

On the screen, Lucifer explained his motives to Dr. Linda with a mean smile on his face: "You wait, doctor. Let them rekindle their old relationship first, but I guarantee that it won't be long before they start torturing each other again— —what could be more satisfying than that?"

Jason looked at Lucifer's smug little face, and God Johnson and Charlotte dancing on the dance floor. He always felt that something was wrong, thinking about it when God Johnson took him Jason finally figured out what was wrong when his ex-wife slowly lowered herself on the dance floor.

"The choice of dance music is not good, it depends on the occasion. How to say here, I have to choose 'JeNeSeraiJamaisTaParisienne (I will never be your Parisian)'. Not only the melody is good, but the lyrics also have artistic conception, which can make the emotion even higher!" Jason stood up from the sofa suddenly, and started pacing back and forth in the room with his chin in his hand, "But how can I trick my mother over here without anyone noticing? There is also the issue of the venue, Wayne Manor is too... Classical and oppressive, it needs to be more modern, open and energetic, and still romantic and mature.”

Tim didn't intend to tell Jason that the romantic resurgence waltz ended with the police forcefully taking him back to a mental institution.

And, his epitaph intends to write like this: #idollovemeagain