[Comprehensive British and American] Family Matters

Tim didn't ask what Jason and Lucifer talked about, and he never mentioned anything that happened in the nightclub. He perfectly helped Jason avoid all the "concerns" from Batman and Nightwing, from Kang Nana got the news and informed Clark and Louise, which indirectly prevented the possibility of Damian and Jonathan Jr., two big kids who got rid of their adults and sneaked to Los Angeles.

He didn't even need to be reminded by Jason again and again, he took the initiative to track the ancient civilization investigation project that his parents are currently conducting on Facebook and Twitter, and used manual instead of writing a robot to write in every photo or essay, Below the video is a reply to the sincere and sincere comments.

In the next step, Tim is expected to write the Lazarus pool automatic reporting system into the main system of the Justice League. As long as traces of suspected pools are found, it will automatically report anonymously.

It's all for one purpose:

"Come on, Jason, California is so big, we still have a lot of places to go, there are other ways to keep an eye on Lucifer..." Tim is trying to persuade Jason, hoping that Jason can change his mind, "We have temporarily It can be determined that Lucifer is standing

On the side of the law-abiding citizens, you have also seen his record of cooperating with the detective.Now there is no way to be sure that he will suddenly go berserk and destroy the world, right?Do you want to stay here and watch him for the rest of your life? "

"Of course not, but there are still some interesting things." Jason lay on the bed piled with snacks and drinks, his face was blocked by the laptop, and only the sound of tapping on the keyboard was heard, "Nah , such as this recording."

It seems that the bug installed last time has not been discovered, and they are still dutifully bringing back the voice of the psychiatrist Linda.

"Uh, Lucifer, I'm a little... confused about some of the things you mentioned about our last session."

"Oh? Tell me, what kind of question is it?"

"You mentioned that you were going to 'cleave the gates of heaven' with the sword of fire..."

"Actually, that part of the plan has encountered some obstacles. There is a problem with the flame sword. The plan will be put on hold until the problem is resolved."

"Great, I'm relieved when you say that."

"Why do you say that?"

"God and his ex-wife fighting each other to death - sounds like a big human disaster."

"Oh, if it's you, you should be fine!"

Jason cuts off the recording.A pair of eyes peeked out from the top edge of the laptop and stared directly at Tim. As Lucifer said, after being locked up in the hotel for a few days away from Lucifer and the people around him, his eyes gradually changed back to Tim. normal color.

"What are you trying to say?" Tim watched Jason's reaction carefully.

"Hello, 'flaming sword', 'God PK his ex-wife', don't you think this sounds like a very dangerous thing?" Jason snapped his fingers every time he said a key word, "Don't be stupid, mention Po, even the 'good psychiatrists' think it's a plan for humanity's bad luck."

"Hey, but didn't Lucifer also say that the plan was put on hold when encountering obstacles?" Tim was still trying to save himself, even if he gave him the entire Batcave, he wouldn't want to go back to that nightclub.

Jason closed the laptop and tilted his head to look at Tim: "Who are you and what did you do to Tim?"

"Come on, Jason." Tim sighed, pleading in his eyes and tone, "I didn't intend to let it go, I just thought... well, maybe this kind of thing we should Leave it to the experts? I know you don't want B to come on wind, so that's why we say we can erase all traces, just leave important clues - such as this recording, and then give everything to the Justice League Dark .”

Facing Jason's unconvinced gaze, Tim swallowed nervously, and continued to list one, two, and three reasons for his opposition to Jason's investigation: "It's like everyone knows that Superman's magic resistance is zero, and the Green Lantern Corps is called Legion. But in fact, it’s okay to single out a hood, and let’s not talk about it in groups. We are detectives, and investigation and analysis are our strengths. Now that we have found a potential supernatural threat, we should let experts who really know what they are doing Take over."

"You weren't such a mother-in-law when I first said I wanted to investigate Lucifer." Jason grabbed the paper cup next to him and snorted the drink that was about to bottom out. There is one."

"No, in the case of Lucifer, I thought he was a liar at first, at most a magician or something-but now I have checked all the way and found out that he is a real Lucifer! God, the old man's own son!" Mu felt that he was going crazy, especially when he saw the idol insisting on running at high speed on the road to death, he felt as if another candle of his life had been extinguished, "I don't think it's enough to cut it with the blade of the big caste What’s more, judging from the conversation between him and Linda, it’s very likely that you’re going to kill God and His ex-wife—I don’t even want to know what God’s ex-wife is, it’s definitely not mentioned in the Bible, but Then again, there is no mention in the Bible that Lucifer likes to open nightclubs, so I will not write to the Vatican to protest."

Tim thought he might be hallucinating when Jason began to read in Latin.

When Jason took out the cross and stuffed it into the plastic bottle, and filled it with water while chanting, Tim felt that he might have imagined it.

When Jason made a few phone calls in front of him, it mentioned from time to time, "Oh, the werewolf and the witch seem to be fighting again in New Orleans recently", "It is said that the witch's mother of the ancestors was resurrected and then talked with the ancestor's old man again." Mom, her sister (also a witch) died together", "the werewolf and the fox in Beacon Hill are making trouble again", etc., which make Tim think that he may not have really left the light, the evidence is that he is in the group of terrible aunts. Under the claws of the devil, there was such a crazy hallucination.

"As I said, there's an expert right in front of you." Jason put the nozzle on the PET bottle, and pouted at Tim.

After a while of spraying, "This is holy water. If you feel like you've encountered demons, spray them on them to ensure that it has the same effect as throwing sulfuric acid on humans."

Tim took the plastic bottle numbly, looked at the cross inside, and felt that the excitement of this trip was a bit too much: "When did you learn to do this, what kind of werewolf, witch, vampire... I have all the information about Storka for so many years It doesn't include these...it shouldn't be, I even looked up the brand of snacks you bought for Bizarro and your homework in elementary school, why did you miss this paragraph?"

Seeing Tim's battered and deeply shocked appearance, Jason couldn't squeeze out the motivation to comfort him.It should be said that he didn't directly take this kid to the toilet and soak in the holy water in the bathtub, and directly soaked it until he was reborn.

In other words, Jason felt that he was getting closer to a Buddhist youth day by day.

"I'll just pretend I didn't hear what you said just now. In short, what we need to investigate now is what exactly is this 'flame sword', and what is Lucifer's so-called obstacle——We need to make this obstacle last for a long time depending on the situation. Keep it going." Jason said while sweeping the food package on the bed into the trash can, put on his coat and picked up his backpack to go out, "I'll make some preparations, you are here to be in charge of the so-called 'detective Mission', whether it is the Bible or the pseudo-Bible, there will always be some basis for this kind of legend."

Tim sat down in front of the computer holding the holy water (the idol made it himself!) silently, not knowing where to start.

He can deduce how the criminal hacked the victim to death from the way the blood was splattered at the crime scene—from what angle, with what tool, how many times, and whether the victim escaped, but this is all based on science!

It's completely different from God, Lucifer, an inexplicable ex-wife, and other mysterious things like heaven and hell!

God knows that he can't even read the school's designated reading materials, not to mention that as long as the teacher in the literature class starts to trace the source and analyze the influence of a certain country's mythology on literary works, his mind will be buzzing and dizzy.Now let him take the initiative to look at these messy things without the slightest scientific basis. Thunder and lightning can be regarded as miracles and worshiped, and a bunch of stories about gods, gods, ghosts and ghosts...

Isn't there an option to call God and schedule a one-on-one meeting?

Tim sniffed, trembling his hands almost full of despair, clicked on the Drake couple's archeology-related community page, and typed word by word in the comment section: "Has anyone heard of the 'flame sword'? Like the Bible related?"

While (unhopefully) waiting for a reply, Tim took a look at the LAPD's case classification system by the way. It seems that Lucifer and the detectives have a new case under investigation. person is……

Tim took a few deep breaths, turned on the nozzle of the plastic bottle of holy water and threw it aside, and took a big gulp from the mouth of the bottle.

Life is full of shocks of one kind or another, drink some holy water to suppress the shocks first.

"God Johnson?"

Hallelujah.