[Comprehensive British and American] Family Matters

My name is Jason, and I am a good citizen who is enthusiastic about public welfare. Although I don’t often help old women cross the road, I have eradicated many dangerous elements who like to use knives and guns or spray poisonous gas to prevent pedestrians from using the road safely. Older husbands and old ladies can cross the road slowly at night with more peace of mind.

Although my father always criticizes me for being too harsh, I can tell from my conscience that I have a clear conscience for everything I have done, and I am not afraid of going to hell even after I die.

By the way, I'm drinking and talking with Lucifer.That's right, that Lucifer, the one in charge of hell.

Don't ask me why, I really want to know how things got to this point!At the beginning, Lucifer took me to the bar counter in the deepest part of the Bar of Light, and there was only one woman behind me who seemed to have the words "Let's fight against disobedience" written on her forehead——Mai Zejin, everyone called her Maizi, and She was trying to stare at me, but I figured that was probably her default mode.

Anyway, Satan and I sat down at the bar, and he even poured us both drinks - from the same bottle, and took a sip from the glass first in my face.He didn't seem to mind my refusal to drink his beer and started talking to himself about things like the cases he solved while working as a consultant in the police force, most recently when Tim and I got caught in the police force Together, the lead singer of the orchestra was killed on the road.

"You know what, you humans surprise me every day! You can beat your best friend to death with a guitar - the tool they use to pursue their dreams - because they want to 'give up the common Instead, develop your own business.” When Lucifer talked about this murder case, he didn’t seem to have sympathy for the deceased, nor did he condemn the murderer, he was really full of simple sighs, "This paradoxical nature is really, really intriguing."

If you want to find an analogy, it's probably like humans watching the Animal Planet channel and marveling at the life patterns of rare animals.

"And then you go on like this and tell everyone who walks in the bar about your observations about humans, do you think that's wise?"

Lucifer smiled with two rows of white teeth that could be used in toothpaste commercials, and replied innocently (God, I actually used this word to describe Satan!) Replied: "I only tell the truth, but people can believe what they want to believe part. Believe it or not, I never lie."

——This is not the devil I expected.Ben is even more of a devil than he is!Hell, my grandpa, who claims to be the head of the devil, is even more of a devil than he is!

"you……"

Before I could respond, another character who had appeared in Tim's investigation report, the lawyer Charlotte who was always hanging around Lucifer, was walking towards us with a stinking face while shouting Lucifer's name.The strange thing is that as she got closer, her expression became more and more like she smelled a strange smell. Even when she was standing beside Lucifer, she looked like she wanted to hold her nose and talk the whole time.

"What are you doing here, Lucifer!" Charlotte said angrily, "Instead of being idle here, you might as well spend more time researching...researching...you know, that important thing!"

This is really the most cover-up method I have ever seen in my vigilante/cosmic bandit career.

"Relax, I'm busy having an interesting conversation with this gentleman." Lucifer raised his hand to stop Charlotte from continuing, but Charlotte didn't seem to want to stop there.

She first turned to look at me, her eyes were full of disgust, and she even covered her nose with her hands, thinking that she had lowered her voice, but as long as she was not hard of hearing, she could clearly hear every word. Asked: "Are you busy? Come on, this guy smells like that muddy puddle. Instead of spending time on this greedy thing, you should study how to ignite...how to control your emotions! Don't Forget that is the key! The key to our return home is on you, Lucifer!"

"Okay, Charlotte, have you had too much? I guess you've had too much. Wheat! Could you be kind and help poor Charlotte go to rest, I think she's a little drunk."

"What! No! I'm sober, Lucifer. Don't touch me, I'll go by myself!" Maizekin kept a dead face the whole time, forcefully and roughly dragging Charlotte away from the small door behind the bar.

"Have a good rest, Charlotte!" Lucifer waved at Charlotte's back, and returned his attention to me, still with a frivolous smile on his face, "Okay, forget about this paragraph Just a small episode. Then... tell me, what do you want from me today? What is your desire? Tell me, what you desire most in your heart."

When Lucifer said that, I could feel something different.

It's not this bar, and it's not weird chemicals at work.

It was a certain kind of energy from Lucifer, which made me want to speak involuntarily. If it weren't for the connection between the blade of the great caste and my soul, I would probably have confessed to Lucifer heart and soul.

Oh!

This is so plausible, Satan walking in the world and his superpowers.

Interesting.

***

My name is Lucifer and I am the custodian of hell.Although my dad's nickname is "Samael", but...whatever, I call him whatever I like, even if one day I am in a good mood and want to call myself Xiaoming, no one can control me!

Ah, far away.In short, I am currently on vacation. I opened a very good nightclub "Lux" in the world. Every day, it is full of friends and business is booming, and there are handsome men and women lining up to develop an intimate relationship with me. Other than that I also got to know the beautiful police detective Chloe, and helping catch a few criminals from time to time can be regarded as doing my job - punishing criminals, life couldn't be happier!

The fly in the ointment is my mother who escaped from hell, and my brother who lost the power of an angel.Thanks to them, I found that it was hard to make a sincere friend in the world. The good detective Chloe was actually written by my father-he sent Amenadiel to the world many years ago, so that a couple who were destined The heir couple is pregnant with Chloe.

I know my dad is a control freak, and the specific performance is that I don't want to follow his every word stupidly, and that dead old man stuffed me into that bird place in hell.And using his omniscience to engineer my friendship with the detective (what kind of parent would do that!).If everything I experienced was arranged by him, then what else around me can really make me independent?Just thinking about it makes me want to rush back to heaven and punch him twice on the nose.

Therefore, when my mother suggested that I light the flaming sword and split open the gates of heaven, so that we could all "go home" together, I readily agreed-what could be better than a tearful couple hurting each other Woolen cloth?

But until then, there's nothing like having a little fun.

For example, the young man in front of him has obviously been baptized by the water of hell, but at the same time, there is another completely opposite force in him that washes away the crazy side effects of the water of hell to almost non-existent.As far as a human being is concerned, he has experienced these two completely different forces and has not died of pain. It can be said that he is a one-in-a-million existence.

At least I've never met such a person, the closest is probably John Constantine.Could it be that this young man is the result of Lao Kang finally changing his image, from a decadent to an iron-blooded real man?

This image transformation is very thorough!

Should I ask the membership of which fitness center he runs?I can consider buying that fitness center, and then...maybe I can add a few beautiful trainers to increase the interest of the students in exercising?

Oh, no, no, first of all, I have to ask Lao Kang’s purpose for coming here. It’s unlucky to be tricked once by him, but it’s my brain to be tricked twice.

"Tell me, what do you want from me today? What is your desire? Tell me, what is your deepest desire."

I looked into his eyes, waiting for him to open his mouth obediently like everyone else and pour out all the hidden secrets. Even a person who has received professional training will not reveal a word under torture. The number of times we wet the bed has to be reported!

That's right in theory.

Look, he is smiling like a child!

"Ahem. So, your desire..." Blinking, I continued trying to get him to talk, a trick that always works except for detectives (thanks, Dad! I'm not complimenting You!) Could it be that Dad's claws also fell on Constantine?Yes, that must be the case, otherwise how could that sloppy old smoker have a 180-degree transformation into this sunny and healthy look!

It's too much!Interfering with making friends is not this kind of interference!More intolerable than helicopter parents!

"You want to know why I came to you? It's very simple." He finally spoke, but I had a bad feeling, "I want to know who you are, why you are here, and the relationship between you and Lazarus. Relationship, oh, and what is the 'important thing' that lady said just now? I suggest you think carefully before answering, otherwise, even if you are really Satan himself, I have a way to make you regret it."

Well, he really wasn't affected, but there seemed to be something weird about these problems.

How could Constantine not know who I am?Back then we had a very happy conversation, and we agreed that Lao Kang would go to hell to settle down. I even prepared a suite for him, but I was cut off by heaven halfway, and when I turned around, did this guy turn his face and deny anyone?

It doesn't make sense.unless……

"Aren't you John Constantine?" I asked.

"I really want to know how I am like Constantine." He replied.

Oh, it turned out to be a misunderstanding, embarrassing.

"It's just that Constantine didn't have time to hide from me, how could he come to the door by himself." Picking up the nearest wine and filling a glass for myself, the more I thought about it, the more I felt sad, "Hey, it was a waste of time. I even prepared the order for him. Human’s top suite. The promise of human beings is really unbelievable. You said that I am such an honest devil, why do I have to be raped everywhere? My mother and father quarreled and used me as a gunman, and my father drove me away I went out of the house and stuffed myself into hell. When I went to the world for a vacation, my brother would point my nose and say that I was selfish and neglected my duties. I finally felt that I had made friends, but she was also a pawn arranged by my father in the world. You What is there to trust me? By the way, so who are you?"

"The name is Jason." He replied in a dead and hollow tone, "Jason Wayne."

"Aha! I got the impression when you said that. Your grandfather is also a little heartless. He promised to come to hell to live permanently. I even prepared a Middle Eastern-style house for him, and even dug a hot spring. Chi, what happened to the person? I haven’t even said hello until now. Tell me, why is it always me who is sincere and unfeeling? Forget it, you don’t need to answer, you just asked Lazarus Chi? That thing is The sewage in hell has not been properly treated. I have warned them many times, but there are always greedy demons who like to drain sewage into the human world. Don’t just jump into it if you have nothing to do. It’s very dirty. If you see this somewhere Chizi, just go to this website and report it, there will be someone in hell to deal with it."

"Uh...thank you." Jason looked at the webpage on my phone with a look of disbelief.

"You can try it now, no charge."

Jason began to input data on my mobile phone with a suspicious expression on his face. About a minute after pressing the send button, the video of the processing result was sent back.

***

In the long-term low-key observation, Lei Xiao O Gu finally found a loophole and escaped from Thalia's surveillance.

Although the cooperation with Wuming failed, he will always make a comeback one day.As long as there is Lazarus Pond, he is immortal!Now is the time for him to use the spring water to regain his youth and make a comeback!

With heavy steps, Lei Xiao, who has been out of the spring for a long time, now looks like an old man who is dying. Only the crazy flames in his eyes make it impossible to detach him from the word "harmless".

Right in front of you, Lazarus Pond is right in front of you!

Looking at the pool water glowing with firefly green light in front of him, Lei Xiao took a deep breath and jumped off the pool, but what greeted him was not the familiar feeling of being embraced by the pool water, but hard stones that cut his flesh, and The sound of broken bones and excruciating pain.

The Lazarus Pool was disappearing—as if someone had suddenly pulled the plug from a bathtub, and the spring water formed a small eddy in the center and gurgled into the ground.

"No! No!" Lei Xiao struggled to stand up, watching the pool water disappear quickly, no matter how much he crawled forward with the pain all over his body, he couldn't touch the sharp weapon that helped him deceive the god of death countless times.

When Thalia's subordinates found that Lei Xiao had escaped, and rushed all the way to find him, there was only a white-haired withered corpse waiting for him, staring at the cloudy eyes with a hideous and distorted expression, still maintaining the desire to escape. Climb to the center of the pool - now only a large stone pit - action.

Demon leader of the Assassin League, Pawn.