[Comprehensive British and American] Family Matters

Tommy at the fast food restaurant thinks his life will never get better.

He didn't go to work at this time. Mike, who was on the big night shift, had to go to the hospital for surgery because of appendicitis, so he was transferred to replace the other shift. There were not many customers to deal with on the big night shift. Tommy originally planned to pass the time by swiping his phone. Until the bell at the door of the store was knocked open by the door, Tommy was so startled that he almost dropped his phone under the counter. He resisted the urge to scold his mother and prepared to say welcome to the customers. Tommy was startled by the strange combination in front of him. I don't even remember my last name.

"Hi, please give me meal No. [-], No. [-], No. [-] and... old man, what do you want?" The person who ordered the meal was a young man who looked very tired. The gun holster, and the hammer stuck in the trousers (is there blood on it!) This guest is really normal——

If only there weren't two Batmen and a Joker behind the guests.

"I don't need it," Batman One said.

"Oh." The young man who ordered the food nodded, and continued to order with Tommy, who had straight eyes. "Another dim sum sharing set, and a big vanilla milkshake. That's it, thank you."

"Okay...Okay, meals on the 29st, 9rd, and 5th, as well as a snack sharing group and a large cup of vanilla milkshake, a total of [-] yuan and [-] cents." Tommy smiled nervously, hoping that what the guests gave him would be normal U.S. dollars instead of hammers... He also doesn't want the clown's U.S. dollars, who knows if it will be poisonous!

The young man took out his pocket and made a standard expression of "Oops, I didn't bring any money!" Just as Tommy was about to sacrifice his hourly wages to treat them for free, the clown standing in the back row He slapped Batman No. [-]'s head, and then Batman No. [-] obediently took out three ten-dollar bills and threw them on the counter, muttering, "No more change."

"The fucking clown actually let Batman pay the bill! Still using the very old married couple's way of getting along!" Despite screaming in his heart, Tommy still insisted on years of experience in the service industry, packing the guests' meals into paper bags, Keep your guests entertained with a (blunt) smile on your face.

Before the scary guests left, the Batman One who didn't order food took a picture of 100 yuan on the counter at lightning speed, and at the same time made a "come back" gesture.Tommy never knew that his reflex nerves could work so fast. When his head came to his senses, he opened the cash register with his hand, took out the original 30 yuan and handed it to Batman One.

Satisfied, Batman One followed the others and left.

"Wait, is that Batman's version of 'Rush to Pay the Bill'?" Tommy looked at the 100 yuan on the counter with mixed feelings.

The Big Night Shift was fantastic.

***

Stepping out from Strange's space movement magic circle and stepping on the Wayne mansion filled with the smell of fried food, at the same time, Artemis blocked two bullets with the magic axe, and jumped towards Jihouhou to himself and the other Jason between "Batman" raised his eyebrows.

"Misunderstanding! Misunderstanding!" Jason almost forcefully pulled the gun out of the opponent's hand and threw it to the Batman Artemis knew well, "This is my friend, Artemis. Artemis, this is me Grandpa who didn’t have a chance to meet in the original timeline, let’s say ‘Hi’ and get along with each other in a civilized way, okay?”

"It seems that you said that the Amazons have a good relationship with humans in your timeline is not an exaggeration." Thomas took back his weapon, but did not continue to attack Artemis, "So there is another person? You Didn’t you say there’s another big guy?”

"Yeah, where's Bizarro?" Jason looked at Bruce first. Since this guy came with Artemis, he must know something, but he refused to say directly, "Old man, what should you do?" There is no 'forget' to say something to me, right?" Jason deliberately emphasized the word "forget".

"Oh, your friend doesn't exist anymore." Strange, who has always been regarded as the background version, said in a tone that was the first to publicly announce the latest scientific breakthrough at the annual medical meeting, successfully attracting everyone's attention, "You guys What kind of look was that? Isn’t that obvious? Someone played with the timeline, disrupted the flow of history, and the big man lost his existence here, and of course he himself ceased to exist.”

Strange strode up to Jason, looked him up and down, snorted noncommittally and shook his head: "Even your boy and your grumpy dad are dangerous. But I believe You must have a solution, then... congratulations on your family reunion, then I will take my leave, and hope we will never see each other again. "

He began to draw circles and prepared to leave this smoky world, but Strange's cloak was grabbed by someone again, forcing him to stop his movements.

"Wait, wait! Who are you?" Barry was still pinching the fried chicken with one hand, while the other hand grabbed Strange's cloak, leaving a greasy palm print on it, "I'm Barry. Alan. I also understand a little bit about the timeline, how about we communicate?"

If he anthropomorphized the magic floating cloak, Strange has no doubt that the other party must be yelling insults at the top of his throat.His poor Cloak hadn't had a good time from the first second he encountered the group.

"I'm Dr. Stephen Strange, and I'm a mage now. I'm not a resident of your dimension, this universe." Strange pulled the cloak out of Barry's clutches expressionlessly, "I just want to Send back these few people who strayed into my universe by mistake, that’s all, there’s no need for communication.”

The orange circle of fire unfolded instantly, and Strange strode in. When the circle of fire closed, there was no trace of the existence of the mage.

"Wow, that's really cool." Barry looked at the place where Strange last cast his magic in admiration, "Is that space movement? How convenient! I don't know if everyone can learn his magic. You can go wherever you want, and you don’t even need an Uber.”

"I've checked, and there are no items that can allow you to retrieve my universe all the way, so don't worry about it." Strange's circle of fire opened up in the air again, this time with a much smaller diameter. Falling out of the hiking bag that Artemis and others brought back from Wakanda, "See you again, and, I'm not an Uber mage!"

The fire ring went out with a "poof".

Judging from Strange's attitude, Jason has no doubt that if he has the next chance to travel through the universe, he will see a protective wall formed by magic around the earth, and maybe there will be words "Gotham, Krypton" written on it. With the Amazons off limits".

"It's okay." Jason patted Barry, who was severely rejected and depressed, "I don't know what his magic is. If you are really interested, I will take you there next time." Strange universe."

A large caste blade appeared in Jason's hand: "Mirror Dimension, that's a good place to observe secretly."

Regardless of the question mark expression on Barry's face, Strange felt that he was being watched from time to time, but every time he turned around, he only saw the old Wang with a face of "Are you sick?" The quality has plummeted, but it is something to talk about, so I won't mention it.

"Barry, please don't encourage him to take this dangerous 'travel', thank you." Bruce said politely, but the whole Watchtower knows that when Batman speaks in this tone, you'd better put His skin tightened to be a human being, so he chose to continue to eat chicken obediently, pretending not to see that the "clown" next to him was beating Thomas with a wooden stick he didn't know where he got it, and said words such as: "It's all you It’s the old man’s fault, my well-behaved Bruce has learned to threaten others if he doesn’t learn from it!” and so on.

It is imperative to adjust the timeline back. The war between Amazon and Atlantis is becoming more and more fierce day by day. If it continues to drag on, they don't have to find a way to make things right, because everyone will be destroyed along with the world and become ashes.

But if time is to be reversed, The Flash's powers are a must.Barry Allen became the Flash because of a laboratory lightning accident in a thunderstorm, which means that what they have to do now is to make the "accident" reproduce.

It's not that Barry is opposed to this idea—on the contrary, if this is the only way to save the world, he will be very willing to cooperate, but in front of Batman, who has always been accustomed to putting all his plans on thirty-fold insurance, a Barry who is willing to sacrifice and dedicate Of course, a Barry who is willing to sacrifice and contribute and never backs down at critical moments is even better!

"So, you also added ingredients to the meal." Jason blinked, watching Barry, who had gnawed half of the chicken leg and started snoring. It seems that this is purely a coincidence, "Well, according to the records of the year, Barry was in a completely defenseless state when he was struck by lightning. This way can perfectly reproduce the scene at that time."

"That's right, and in a comatose state, it is also possible to avoid repeating the experiment process, because tension and pressure cause endocrine disorders, and this kind of change cannot be overcome by willpower." Bruce nodded in agreement, and talked with Jason On the left and on the right, Barry, who was unconscious and limp, walked towards the balcony. White lightning and rumbling thunder could be vaguely seen in the cloudy sky outside.

Thomas, who was busy grabbing sticks with his wife, stared dumbfounded at his son and grandson's combination of drugs. It is said that he was a teammate who was born and died with them. With his skilled technique and precise control of the sleeping pill dosage, he could be seen as a veteran for many years. This doctor is ashamed.

"Bruce and Jason, he... Did they plot against one of their own people just now?" Thomas wanted to believe that this was a hallucination caused by too many hits on the head by Martha, not that his Bruce was the Justice League. One of the founders of the hero group?Why would a group in the name of justice be so familiar with murdering teammates!

Artemis waved his hand indifferently, grabbed Jason's glass of vanilla milkshake and drank it: "Hey, because he is Batman, this kind of thing is not surprising."

The moment Thomas was stunned, Martha took back the wooden stick again and gave him a slap in the face: "It's all your fault! My simple and lovely Bruce has learned how to plot against people! You even spoiled my grandson! It's no use man, everything is your fault!"

The lightning and thunder outside became more and more intense, and a sleepy Barry Allen was tied up to a chair to prepare for the pure natural and pollution-free lightning baptism, while the two father and son who had arranged all this were still discussing forwarding koi. Does metaphysics really increase the success rate, or is this purely nonsense oriental superstition.

It is obviously a simple mission, searching for the bow of God, no one would have thought that it would go around the entire universe, and now it is necessary to confront the entire wrong timeline head-on, Artemis can imagine that if he continues to fight with the Bat family Come and go, this kind of chaotic life will definitely change from abnormal to routine.

"Oh, interesting." Occupying a corner of the mansion, the Amazon female warrior began to maintain her tomahawk.If the world is going to last until The Flash fixes the messy timeline, they'll have to make sure some Amazonian princess doesn't blow up Earth.

She is Artemis of Barna-Mador, and Diana of Paradise Island is not her princess, let alone her queen.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" There was a scream from outside, and it seemed that lightning had finally been attracted.

Hmm, it smells like barbecue.

burnt.