[Comprehensive British and American] Family Matters

The guest rooms that Wakanda arranged for Jason were somewhat similar to connected rooms in a hotel, with one large and one small two separate bedrooms.Jason only used the small one, and now that there is an extra user in the room, Bruce, he naturally uses the other larger bedroom.

Jason threw himself on the bed enduring throbbing pain, letting the coldness of the sheets soothe his severely traumatized breasts.

Bruce was really merciless when he started, Jason was only glad that he didn't do it in a bat suit. If you ask any senior hooligan in Gotham, he will tell you how powerful Batman's gloves are in destroying dentition.

"Smelly old man, if it wasn't for looking for you, I'd be crazy and come here to pretend to be crazy! Hiss—" Jason rubbed his arms angrily, and waves of hot pain spread throughout his body with his movements.

Jason always knew that Bruce was in Wakanda, but obviously Bruce didn't know that Jason was in the same place as him, from the moment Batman appeared in the room, he was stunned when he saw Jason for the first time. It takes five seconds to deduce this fact.

"Why are you here?" was Batman's first question.

"Come to see you!" was Jason's answer.

"And found it in the palace?" This was Batman's second question.

Before they had time to answer, a group of people from Wakanda broke in and staged the scene: "Hey! What is the intention of aliens sneaking into our country!" A pseudo-sci-fi blockbuster, followed by a Wayne-style destruction from Dad. Yan fist.

As for the reasons for beating people, it is generally because Jason "acted in a disorderly manner", "regardless of the consequences", "impulsively aggressive"... and other non-innovative reasons.To put it bluntly, Bruce thinks that Jason should carefully test the periphery of Wakanda, and act only after confirming the route of intrusion and escape, instead of directly entering the palace of others—fortunately, his nonsense is exaggerated enough to be rejected The object he used as a ticket is also enough. If there were no such coincidences, he would be digging a tunnel with a spoon in Wakanda's prison to escape instead of sleeping on a high-end mattress here.

There is no such thing as "coincidence" in Bruce's dictionary. If there is a coincidence around you, someone must be plotting against you!

Jason scoffed at this, did he really think he only had muscles but not brains?When he first discovered that this was the universe where Peter lived, he quickly confirmed the information of Wakanda and Black Panther. Even with the roughest good and bad guys, Jason is [-]% sure that Black Panther is a good guy. grasp.Based on Jason's understanding of heroes, even if they suspect that you have ulterior motives, they will not directly shoot people to death or lock them in a small dark room. The worst case is to politely say "Thank you, no need." No contact from now on outside the door.

Do you really think that he is stupid, jumping into the trap of the evil villain innocently and stupidly!

I think so, but if Bruce really falls into the hands of some big villain, Jason will still obediently tighten his skin and go to save him.Think back in his Robin days, he also had such great achievements as "saving Batman from the cult"!

"Tsk, being kissed by Lei with good intentions." Full of resentment, Jason pulled the quilt over his head, closed his eyes tightly, and waited for sleepiness to surround him.

Because of this, he didn't see Bruce standing at the door of his small bedroom, with a tired and helpless face, and the corners of his mouth slightly raised to form a wry smile.

——Young people, never know that the scariest thing in life is "Whatif".

"I can only find opportunities to beat him up a few more times to see if he can get this consciousness into his bones." Bruce shook his head and walked back to his room. Jason, who was half asleep and half awake, suddenly felt that the temperature in the room had dropped a little, subconsciously Wrap the quilt tighter.

***

T'Challa is tempted to blame everything on the alien curse.

Otherwise, how to explain, his long-lost cousin made a request to challenge the throne in front of representatives of various tribes in accordance with the flawless ancient tradition, and it was his long-time friend Wakabi who endorsed this request.

Njadaka's return to Wakanda has a deeper purpose, something T'Challa has no doubts about.He guessed that the purpose was to revitalize gold—just like the late Uncle Enjob, it was a mentality of inheriting his father's career.Or he intends to kill T'Challa for revenge, the standard father's debt.

But T'Challa didn't expect that the other party's appetite was so big that he came for the throne.

What happened after that, like a derailed train, was completely out of control, and he disarmed the power of the panther and Njadaka engaged in a one-on-one duel on the waterfall.Njadaka is very skilled, he has to admit this, he remembers being cut in the duel, he remembers Shu Rui cheering, remembering that Zu Li interrupted the duel, begging Njadaka to let go Live yourself.

"Kill me, Eric, I'm the one who killed your father, not him!" T'Challa remembered Zuli's face full of remorse when he said this.

He remembered that Njadaka grabbed the weapon from Zu Li and stabbed at the elders who had watched T'Challa grow up: "Both of you must die today!"

and then?

Then, an ugly monster flew down from the sky, wearing a blue tights and a big man with a red cloak on his shoulders. He easily grabbed Njadaka with one hand and Zuli with the other and pulled the two of them far away— —By the way, the three of them are at least thirty centimeters above the ground.

"No, hit the old man." The big man spoke English with weird grammar, sounding like a child who just started to learn to speak, "I said it, the man is red."

A junior Dora guard even dropped his gun in fright.

What was even more frightening was yet to come. Another red-haired woman landed next to the big blue man. The splash of water chilled Dora's guards, Princess Su Rui and the Queen Mother who were standing in the first row of the viewing area. .And she herself brushed off the red hair sticking to her face with an impatient expression, and raised her hand high to the sky with a stinky face—the leopard god, the muscles on that arm are the same as those of the emperor. Charla's own compares favorably.

"God's ax is coming."

Accompanied by the woman's flat tone without ups and downs, a shining silver meteor in the sky swooped down towards the waterfall where everyone in Wakanda was. A huge battle ax that was almost as tall as the red-haired woman fell into her hand.

"Bizzaro, put those two poor things down." The red-haired woman looked at the big blue man and frowned, "Don't forget we still have business to do."

The big blue man—Bizzaro, put Eric and Zuli down with gentle movements that were completely out of proportion to his huge body. The two staggered a few steps away from Bizarro, and Eric stabilized himself Stopping his posture, he looked at the two uninvited guests vigilantly; Zu Li was staggering half-kneeling in the water, and was carefully supported by T'Challa to retreat. Eric couldn't bear the tenderness between the elder and younger He sneered.

"Look for male red. Remember!" Bizarro raised his hand and pointed to the crowd on the top of the waterfall, "Male red, and male red Papa!"

Everyone's eyes followed Bizarro's gesture, and they spontaneously retreated from the direction Bizarro pointed, as if Moses parted the Red Sea. Jason and Bruce stayed where they were in the end.

The King's Challenge is the most important ceremony in Wakanda, and all the important people will come to participate, which means that the palace will be completely emptied - no one dares to put aliens of unknown origin there, so they choose to dress up aliens. Put on the anti-escape device and take them to the scene together, and strictly guard them in the last row.

"Yo! Bizarro!" Jason's wrists were covered with vibrating gold handcuffs, so he could only raise his hands to greet Bizarro at the same time, "Hey, Arte! How did you find your bow? "

"Huh." The woman called Arte tilted her head and snorted, with a rather happy expression on her face, completely different from the impatience just now, "The guy who said he wanted to help ran away, so I'm ashamed to ask. "

"Speak according to your conscience!" Jason shouted dramatically with a hurt expression on his face, "I was shot by that magic bow of yours!"

"So I said that you didn't help in the process of recovering the divine bow, what's wrong with that?"

"It's all wrong!"

"Then tell yourself, what did you help?"

"Well, at least I confirmed that the bow is in Kerak, which proves that our trip was not in vain."

"But it was Bizarro and I who got the bow back." (Bizzaro: "Wo help the girl Hong! Beat the bad woman!")

"I'm a sacrifice anyway! Artemis, please! We're a team!" (Bruce: "...")

A good challenge to the throne turned into Jason and Artemis bickering with each other at high decibels from a long distance away. Bizarro had already flown to Bruce's side, and was playing with the vibrating gold handcuffs that Bruce had untied at some point , Kneading the handcuffs like clay in twos and threes into a vibranium dumpling and handing it to Bruce, with a smile that looked like a child looking forward to being praised, which was far from being handsome.

"Do you know what is the saddest thing about this whole thing?" Artemis put her hands on her hips, and her tone sounded terribly awkward. You are not some heroic battle."

"I knew we were friends!" Jason happily elbowed Bruce, who had been silent all the time, "Look, I said Art is a good friend, so you can be trusted now!"

Bruce wiped his face, sighed, and refused to respond.

Artemis' tomahawk drew a dangerous arc in the air, and put the handle of the ax across his shoulder: "Since you are still alive and kicking, why don't you explain why you fucked yourself again after only a few minutes apart?" Is it a prisoner? Do you have any shady hobbies? First the black mask and then... this."

"Misunderstanding, big sister, I'm not that kind of person." Before Jason could explain the relationship between the two universes, he was interrupted by Artemis raising his hand.

"Stop, all in all, who are we going to beat up now?" The divine ax reflected a dangerous light on Artemis' cheek, "... I seem to have heard who is the king?"

For the first time since T'Challa ascended the throne, he had the idea of ​​not being the king.

Dear father, when you appeared in the land of the ancestors, you didn't teach that being a king requires cosmic diplomacy!

"Njadaka..." T'Challa looked at his cousin who was determined to win the throne not long ago with piercing eyes.

Served in the CIA and the Navy Seals, and fought in Iraq. Cutting people is like chopping Chinese cabbage. In theory, it should be able to cut off the head, bleed, and not be humiliated. The tough man seems to have no dignity at all. He looked back at T'Challa with a look of admiration: "What's the matter, Your Majesty the King!"

And mercilessly put the pot on his head and pressed it tightly.

After living for so many years, T'Challa finally understood why so many people on the Internet broke down and went crazy when they mentioned brothers and sisters.

Can I return this cousin?