The First Veterinarian of the Empire [Interstellar]

"Come on, come on, the show has begun!"

"When the preview was released a few days ago, I was so excited, and now it's finally broadcast!"

"Scattering flowers! Scattering flowers! Wait for the broadcast to start ヽ(°▽°)ノ!"

"The Osmonds are here to sign!"

"Wow, this opening is so cool, it has a sense of déjà vu from a spy movie."

"This lineup can be regarded as the fairy lineup in recent years! The new guests Raymond and Harper are very interesting!"

"All Hermes employees clock in here..."

……

When the show started, Pei Zhou and his team, together with a few unlucky staff members, had been completely dug out of the soil, and they were resting on the top floor of the Agate Bay Hotel.

The projection in front of them was playing their TV program, but no one was watching it, and the late-night snacks that had just been eaten were scattered on the coffee table.

"It's over, it's over...it's all your fault! Let me stay in the rescue cabin for too long, and my neck is stiff!"

Hessie, who was full of food and drink, lay on the bed, crying with tears in the corners of his eyes in pain.

Behind him, Lei Meng held a bottle of medicated oil in his hand and massaged the back of his neck vigorously. He had a dark face and did not refute.

After all, it was indeed he who made a sharp turn and accidentally dropped Hersey, and now he can only admit that he was wrong.

"Does it hurt?" On the other side, Dr. Qi also held the medicine in his hand, and asked while rubbing Harper's forehead.

Harper grinned and showed his big white teeth: "It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt...hehe."

Dr. Qi blinked, and his gaze suddenly became extremely pitiful—the feathers on his head were all broken, and his figure was bald like a Mediterranean sea, yet he could still laugh out loud, what a big heart.

Harper didn't realize it at all, and smirked to himself: "Hey hey hey..."

Dr. Qi: ...

Pei Zhou was also applying medicine to Osmond's injured arm, and he couldn't help but blame: "What are you doing for us, run as fast as you can, we all have rescue cabins...Look, your arms are all bruised."

Due to the different physical fitness of each person, the ejection standard of the rescue capsule is also different.

Fragile humans like Pei Zhou and Dr. Qi can easily trigger the protection mechanism of the rescue cabin.

But for Osmond and Harpe, the weight of the falling beam was judged not to be a "fatal injury", so they first suffered several times firmly, and later detected that the oxygen content in the environment had dropped , just opened the rescue capsule.

"No... I didn't react." Osmond opened his mouth, and his fox eyes blinked twice in embarrassment.

Glancing at him, Pei Zhou didn't say any more, feeling warm in his heart.

Hersey glanced at Raymond strangely: "By the way, why didn't you run out?"

Lei Meng glanced at him and snorted lightly: "I don't know who dragged me down?"

Hexi was so angry that she said "you you you..." for a long time, and seeing that the two were about to quarrel again, Pei Zhou hurriedly made peace: "Stop arguing, stop arguing, let's watch TV together..."

At this time, everyone turned their heads.

They had already gotten to know each other on TV, and started to disguise themselves. The real-time bullet screen above swished across like crazy.

"Holy shit, everyone else is a boss in women's clothing, they are big bosses in women's clothing! Strong! Hold fists.jpg"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Rotating and jumping 360 degrees in place, I, General Osmond, are handsome in men's clothes and beautiful in women's clothes, I'm blown away!"

"I unilaterally announced that from now on, Osmond will not be my husband, but my wife. (﹃)"

"Sister upstairs calm down, do you want to help him choose shoes?"

However, this joyful barrage fell silent after "Happy" appeared on the stage, leaving only sporadic "high-energy warnings" and then overwhelming "hahaha"

"Whose light is so dazzling, it blinds my titanium alloy dog ​​eyes!"

"Happy's look, oh my god, is it the legendary...transformed titanium alloy just middle-aged Barbie?"

"Fuck! I choose death!"

"But don't tell me, when Harper looked back at Dr. Qi in horror, he was a little, stupid, and cute!"

"Hey, I seem to see my stupid face in front of my crush, so embarrassing that I can suffocate the beast ￣□￣｜｜"

"Upstairs you are the truth! [Sand Sculpture Spreading Wings.jpg] [Sound Chirping for Love.jpg]"

"Hahaha, it's really different! Facing innocent staff members who are so cruel, when facing Dr. Qi, try to disguise yourself as a small bird, tsk tsk, man~"

Lines of heart-rending comments floated in front of my eyes, Harper's face turned red like a persimmon, and a feeling of being executed in public came to my heart.

"Hehe, it's too late, I'm going to wash and sleep."

"Keep watching, keep on..." Happey laughed awkwardly, then stood up and walked out the door, talking to himself, "Why am I suddenly sleepy? Ha, I'm really sleepy, I can't even open my eyelids..."

Dr. Qi raised his eyebrows, stood up, and followed Harper.

I don't know what will happen between them.

But this did not prevent everyone from tacitly having fun.

However, when the show was played and everyone was performing on the street, some people's smiles gradually disappeared.

"Is it so cheap for a stroke? I hate it so much, why wasn't I in the garden at the time!"

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomos..com!"

"I didn't expect that General Osmond could not only fight, but also sing very well... lick lick lick."

"God Wo, is Hersey's breakfast really that bad? It's not that bad, is it?"

"Compared with other guests performing arts scenes, this is simply a rollover scene."

"Mr. Urban Management, save the child, how hard it is to have breakfast!"

"Hehe, I'm his guest. It's hard to taste. It's hard to describe it in words. I suggest you taste it yourself."

"Emmmm... I have eaten the herbal food from the Hermes Food Store, and it feels good. Although the taste is weird, it can't kill the beast. If you are curious, you can try it..."

Hussey's face was completely black.

Suddenly, his bracelet rang, and he hurriedly connected: "Hello? No, Dad, I'm not, I didn't, how could I be prodigal? Listen to me... My skill in making medicinal food has improved! No So unpalatable!"

"What? There are people complaining about me! What bastard did you say! Wait, the advertising fee... No, don't withdraw the investment!"

While explaining, he hurried out the door, and even the stiff neck seemed to get better in an instant.

Lei Meng was speechless for a moment, threw the medicine in his hand on the bed, and muttered, "If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't waste so many things."

He stood up and walked to the refrigerator in the corner of the room to get a can of drink.

Osmond saw it and said casually: "Bring me a can too!"

Raymond naturally threw a can of iced drink to him.

Obviously, with the experience of a cooperative battle, the relationship between the two has eased a lot.

……

The program is still going on, and the six people on TV finally overcame many difficulties and arrived at Desolate Star!

The audience was expecting to see the exciting wild star battle, but unexpectedly, the painting style suddenly changed into a planet on the tip of their tongues, and then the sound of belly "gurgling" resounded in thousands of households...

"I'm going to send the razor blade to the program group, it's shameful to put poison in the middle of the night!"

"Hungry, hungry, hungry... Oh my god, my saliva is already flooding the carpet!"

"Veterinarian Pei is simply a treasure. If you don't lock him up on the uninhabited star, you have no idea how many medicinal meals he has hidden..."

"Why don't we collectively go to Zhu Pippi's house to protest and ask them to introduce these seafood dishes on the show?"

"I really want to knock veterinary doctor Pei unconscious and put him in a sack, imprison him in a small dark room, pluck his hair once, and give him a bite of food... Well, he has to cook the food himself, so he can't repeat it every day..."

"Are you the devil upstairs?"

Pei Zhou's heart jumped twice. Are these netizens so cruel?

"Dididi..." Suddenly his bracelet vibrated, Pei Zhou looked down - Zhu Pippi called.

"The advertising effect is very good? Oh, no, no, no thanks... Increase the variety of medicinal food? This, this, I have to think again, this quarter has exceeded..." He walked out the door in shame while connecting the voice go.

Only Osmond and Raymond were left in the room. Looking forward to the bloody scene of tearing up the mech with their hands, the two decided to watch it for a while.

"Hersey counterattacked? He grilled this fish and it looks delicious?"

"Hahaha, General Osmond, the most backbone orc in the interstellar world, even if I starve to death, I wouldn't eat a bite of fish from him...it's so delicious!"

"Is it because of Hersey's potion? It seems to work well..."

"Hessie is good at making potions, not to mention anything else."

"Hey, why doesn't he make potions in the show, it's not related to medicinal food?"

"In order to attract General Osmond's attention? It's really a beast, and the color is dizzying!!"

"Doctor Pei likes him, and Hersey likes him too. Seeing Osmond's popularity as a human being, I'm sour [Lemon] [Lemon]. Are the genes of the fox family so powerful!"

"No way, human beings like orcs with beautiful hair and smooth hair. It is said that this kind of hair is comfortable to wear, haha."

"Looking at poor Raymond and Harper, I suddenly felt a little distressed."

"Raymond: I'm so fierce, why don't you find a wife to blame me? The wolf roars.jpg"

"Happe: I'm so stupid that I can't find a wife to blame me? The sand sculpture spreads its wings.jpg"

Looking at the bullet screens, Lei Meng seemed to have received a knowing blow, and his chest was blocked.

He looked around and found that there was no one else except Osmond. The evil fire surged into his heart, and he raised his foot to kick him hard, "Beast!! Beast!!"

Osmond was kicked inexplicably, and the "Bingkuoluo" in his hand almost fell out. Immediately afterwards, his palm was empty, and Bingkuoluo was snatched away by Lei Meng!

Osmond's eyes were full of confusion: "..."

Lei Meng angrily scolded: "You despicably snatched away Dr. Pei, how dare you ask me to drink ice cream for you! Bitch, go! Go!"

Immediately afterwards, he glanced down at the half bottle of ice cream left, drank it all by himself, threw the bottle into the trash can, and then violently drove Osmond out of the room.

"Kuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" followed by the door closing.

Osmond's eyes widened in disbelief, and after a long while, he said, "Raymond must be out of his mind."

Sure enough, celibate orcs who have been deprived of human care for a long time will engage in various irrational behaviors under the condition of hormone and endocrine disorders.

Osmond shook his head regretfully, tidied his clothes, hummed an unknown tune happily, and walked to Pei Zhou's hotel room.

I don't even think about who did it!