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[Official food distribution, really fragrant]

The theme of the first issue of "Family with Cute Pets" is "Here we come". The guests have two tasks, one is to introduce their cute pets to the audience, and the other is to help the cute pets cook a "love meal".

At the beginning of the live broadcast, too many people rushed into the live broadcast room at the same time, and the live broadcast screen was stuck for several minutes.After resuming the broadcast, the guest introduction session is over.

The voice-over reminds: "The following guests are invited to draw lots, divide into groups of two, find your own operation room, and prepare a 'love meal' for your cute pet..."

The audience was dissatisfied, and angrily posted barrage:

——"I didn't see the introduction just now, come back!"

——"Stuck in a static picture, what kind of self-introduction?!"

——"We want to watch rice cakes! Watch Tangtang! Watch Tangtang and rice cakes act like a baby to the prince!"

……

In order to enhance interactivity, wireless display screens are placed in the recording venue, and guests can watch the barrage at any time.

Tang Song just saw it, and enthusiastically reminded the director team: "Some viewers said that they were stuck in the front and didn't see it. Do you want to do it again?"

Xu Bo had actually seen the barrage a long time ago, and he subconsciously chose to ignore it.According to past experience, all the guests have a temper, who is willing to do it all over again for the sake of a few audiences?

In this case, the program group can only be blamed, and it will be over after being scolded.

Xia Yan is a loyal little fan of Tang and Song Dynasties, and he agreed without thinking: "There are quite a lot of people brushing, why don't you come again?"

Xu Bo looked at Shen Lei inquiringly—this guy was the biggest and the boss.

Shen Lei stated: "I have no opinion, it's up to you."

"I have no objection either." Bai Tingting raised her hand.

Yan Qing smiled gently: "Me neither."

Yi Qingchen nodded, "Yes."

Xu Bo was a little surprised, "Since this is the case, let's do it all over again, thank you teachers."

The audience swiped the barrage originally just to vent, but they didn’t expect not only to be noticed, but also to be re-recorded by the guests. They were moved to tears immediately, and there were waves of rainbow farts in the barrage:

——"I, Tang, was so careful that I actually saw it!"

—— "I heard that the prince's appearance fee is hundreds of thousands per minute. Do the math, how much is this for us!"

——"The strength favorite fan does not explain!"

……

In the later stage, the director and the broadcaster cooperated with each other, and added a series of cute fluorescent characters on the playback screen:

【Envious of the audience, being pampered by the teachers sincerely...】

The audience happily interacted with the director: "Hey~ In the later period, the little brother turned into lemon essence~"

A Q version of the sticker of the lemon villain appeared on the screen.

The audience was overjoyed.

The screen went black for a moment, then lit up again quickly.

The six guests faced the camera and pretended to be just starting, and re-introduced their cute pets.

Seeing their serious looks, the audience hiccupped with laughter.

Shen Lei held the rice cake and shook his fleshy paws towards the camera, "Hello everyone, this is my second baby, rice cake."

Barrage:

—— "Who is the big baby, we don't want to know at all!"

——"Nian Gao is a great hero! Help me make my Nian Gao C debut!"

——"The rice cake is so soft and cute, Auntie loves you! Just like the prince loves Tang Tang!"

……

Tang Song pretended not to see the barrage, and kept smiling decently.

Shen Lei turned to look at him, every strand of hair was written with pampering.

CP fans are so sweet that they will only hold their phones and "ahhhh".

Everyone was eating dog food while watching the live broadcast.

Bai Tingting is introducing her cat, it is a red Garfield named Belle, with round eyes, a small flat face, cute and cute, very cute.

Yiqingchen's family is also a cat, purebred Bengal, looks like a little leopard, has excellent jumping ability, looks a bit arrogant, and has an English name that stands for "healthy and strong" - Charles.

Xia Yan raises a four-year-old corgi named Xiaohuo. He has a thick and strong body and a lively personality, which matches his owner very well.

Yan Qing didn't have a pet, and wanted to record a show with everyone, but was tricked by Yan Xudong for some reason, and brought his dog here.

Yan Xudong's dog is called Li Jian, and the breed is German Blackback. He used to serve in the army. He is ten years old this year. He is tall and mighty, with a serious and stable personality. Yan Qing's legs.

When Yan Qing introduced it, the sharp blade barked loudly.

Nian Gao shivered in fright, twisted her body and shrank into Shen Lei's arms.

Xiao Huo of Xia Yan's family also pricked up his ears in shock, and his short legs stretched straight.

The audience was scared out of the hot bar, and after reacting, the paws moved quickly.

——"Beauty and the Beast, I think they match so well!"

——"Qingqing is so gentle, good-looking and talented little brother is really irresistible... The dog is also very powerful, it turned out to be a retired meritorious dog!"

——"Sister Xiaobai is indeed a great beauty! The cat is also super beautiful! I want to masturbate!"

——"Teacher Qingchen is as cold as ever, the cat has been rubbing against his leg for a long time, don't you really want to hug it? This is the rhythm of Zhu Gusheng!"

——"Brother Sanhuo is too upright, he sneaks up to Tang Tang or something, does this dislike Teacher Qingchen hahaha!"

……

The barrage was full of joy.

Finally, it was Tang and Song's turn.

He waved to the camera, introduced himself first, then carefully carried Dudu out of the round bamboo basket, and said seriously: "This is my cute pet, named Dudu, who is made of ordinary hedgehogs and four Toe-toed hedgehogs are bred and are suitable for keeping as pets. There is no hibernation period, but they are more afraid of the cold, so they need to wear a piece of clothing to keep warm..."

The audience invariably remembered the funny scenes in the promotional video, with a row of "hahahahaha" on the barrage.

- "Sweaters! We want to see hedgehogs in sweaters!"

——"The kind that will pierce a lot of small holes and pull more and more!"

Tang Song smiled and pretended not to see it.

In the later period, I cleverly posted the moving picture of him scrambling and tearing his sweater.

The audience laughed and slapped the keyboard: "Add chicken legs to the little brother in the later stage!"

A row of red and bold fonts appeared in the barrage, which is only for administrators: "Thank you!"

Everyone thought it was so fresh, and couldn't help posting on Weibo and Moments, praising it all: "I found a fairy show, come and watch it, sisters!"

Under the spontaneous publicity of the audience, as soon as the opening introduction ended, the viewing volume of the live broadcast room increased to an incredible value.

At the beginning, many people came for the gossip about Tang Song and Shen Lei, but they were really attracted by the show when they saw this.

——The friendly and dedicated attitude of the guests, the mode of real-time interaction, and the professional and humorous team gave them a different experience.

Next, it is reasonable to enter the next link, but the audience is still thinking about the opening scene that makes people blush and heartbeat.

——"We want to see the waist hug!!!"

——"Hug your waist, hug your waist, hug your waist!!!"

——"I didn't hug my waist to give a bad review!!!"

What waist hug?

Before Tang Song could react, an arm was wrapped around his waist.

Barrage: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!"

There was obviously no sound, but it seemed to hear piercing screams.

Director Xu Bo laughed.

——This year's guests are so easy to bring, they don't need to worry about publicizing and posting, they can make CP hype by themselves!

In the later stage, a rainbow heart was drawn super fast, which just framed the two people.

Tang Song lowered his head, obviously embarrassed, but he didn't push Shen Lei away.

Shen Lei winked at the camera: "Are you satisfied?"

Barrage: "Satisfied!!!"

CP fans rolled and kicked their legs and screamed.

So sweet!

***

In the second session, the guests prepared "love meals" for their cute pets in pairs.

The script didn't say how to divide, so Bai Tingting suggested viciously: "Draw lots, two adjacent ones are counted as a group."

Shen Lei tolerated her childish behavior, anyway he wanted to be with his wife no matter what.

In fact, Tang Song really wanted to be with him, and the reason was a bit different from Shen Lei's expectations - he couldn't cook, but Shen Lei could.

Bai Tingting and Yan Qing draw first, a "5" and a "6", exactly a group.Both of them were quite satisfied, and they discussed to choose a console.

The console is on the first floor of the bamboo house. There are three in total, some luxurious and some simple. Before the curtain is lifted, no one knows which one is good and which one is bad.

Only Tang Song, Shen Lei, Xia Yan, and Yi Qingchen are left here.

The program team made trouble behind the scenes, deliberately letting Tang Song draw "1" and Xia Yan draw "2".

Xia Yan was so happy that she jumped up holding her number plate, "I'm in the same team as Brother Tang!"

Tang Song glanced at Shen Lei, walked towards Xia Yan with a smile.

"No, no, Brother Tang, stand here, I'll go find you." Xia Yan smiled and pushed Tang Song back to the original place, deliberately stepped back a long way, and rushed towards him exaggeratedly.

However, as soon as he ran halfway, he was stopped by someone.

Shen Lei crossed his arms and looked at him with a smile: "What date are you here?"

"Number 2!"

"Look again."

Xia Yan lowered her head—huh?When did it become number 3? !

"Congratulations, you are in the same group as Qingchen." Shen Lei curled his mouth and raised his chin towards Yiqingchen.

A smile flashed across Yi Qingchen's eyes.

Xia Yan looked terrified: "No, I just drew number 2!"

Shen Lei flicked the sign on his chest, which read "2" brightly.

Xia Yan blinked, blinked again, ran to the camera, and sincerely begged for proof: "You got it, right? I'm number 2, right?"

The little cameraman couldn't hold back, and the camera shook up and down laughing.

This stalk was so good that the director cut it on the screen for him while laughing.

From the viewer's point of view, Xia Yan's face filled the entire screen, the camera went up and down, and the cameraman's muffled smile could be faintly heard.

Xia Yan was still asking persistently: "You also saw that I just got number 2, right?"

Under his coercion, the camera brother had no choice but to "hmm".

On the screen, a row of Q-version camera boys floated by, crying lasagna tears, with the caption: "Kneel down..."

The audience trembled with laughter, and their mobile phones "slapped" on their faces. At the same time, in different places, there were countless people yelling "Aww".

How the hell did it happen?

The director gave a slow motion playback very conscientiously. The whole operation is divided into three stages:

In the first paragraph, Xia Yan jumped up and down excitedly, at this time the number plate on his body was already snatched away by Shen Lei.

In the second paragraph, Xia Yan pushed Tang Song back to the original place, and when he passed by Yi Qingchen, Yi Qingchen pasted his sign on him calmly.

After that, Shen Lei had two numbers, but Yi Qingchen didn't.

In the third paragraph, Xia Yan ran away, and Shen Lei handed the number "4" he had originally drawn to Yi Qingchen.

So, Shen Lei got "2", Yi Qingchen changed from "3" to "4", and Xia Yan got "3".

……

The audience was dumbfounded.

——"My lord, isn't it too wasteful to be an actor if you are so capable!"

——"Teacher Qingchen is also hiding something, why did you team up with the three fires?"

——"These two people cooperate too well. Is there no communication in the whole process?"

——"Suddenly so cute! I want to form a CP for them!"

Shen Lei glanced at the barrage, "Are you sure?"

He is obviously smiling, but it makes people feel that he has bad intentions.

"No, no, no, you can do whatever you want." —— Fans have a strong desire to survive.

"That's good."

Shen Lei held the No. 2 card and fanned the wind, then wrapped his arms around Tang Song's shoulders contentedly.

Yi Qingchen took the cat and stood beside Xia Yan, looking very happy.

Tang Song felt that this was not very friendly to Xia Yan. Just as he was about to speak, his buttocks were pinched, his white and tender face turned red, and he forgot what he had said.

Shen Lei smiled "kindly", holding the second treasure in his left hand and the third treasure in his right hand, with his arms around the eldest daughter-in-law, and walked away swaggeringly.

Xia Yan stood there with a sad face, almost crying.

Then, he was carried away by Yi Qingchen.