Is the film emperor Shidi divorced today?

【Funny's first time】

Tang Song's birthday is finally coming, and Shen Lei feels that he has been looking forward to it for a century.

Tang Song was also looking forward to it. He knew what was going to happen, so he woke up early, took a shower, shaved his barely visible beard, and secretly stuffed a pair of clean underwear into his pocket.

——The one I'm wearing is thin and soft, so it's easier to tear off.

Shen Lei came to pick him up from school, his tone of voice seemed to be filled with bright yellow joy.

The two of you touched me, and I touched you, and we arrived at the parking lot tiredly.Just as he was about to open the door, a person popped out from behind the car.

"Are you surprised? Are you surprised?" Jia Mingming held up a bouquet of flowers and smiled brightly.

Looking at the cute little daisies, Tang Song blushed—the implication should not be too obvious!

Shen Lei's face turned dark, and he kicked Jia Mingming's ass, "Surprise you bastard!"

The two were used to fighting since they were young, and Jia Mingming was not annoyed, and winked at him, "My egg is fine, and your egg is fine today, don't get too excited and overworked."

Tang Song blushed more and more as he heard it, and he simply opened the car door and hid in. Before he could sit still, he was startled—there was someone in the back seat!

Wei Dajiang raised his hand awkwardly, "Don't be afraid Tangtang, it's me."

Jia Mingming occasionally drives Shen Lei's car, and he has a backup key. One of them hides in the car, and the other hides outside in order to surprise Shen Lei and Tang Song.

No surprises, full of shock, and then a small touch that goes without saying—Wei Dajiang was supposed to do a part-time job on weekends, but he took a special leave of absence for his birthday. You must know that he relies on part-time jobs to earn living expenses. Normally, 1 I can't bear to waste a minute.

Tang Song bumped fists with him, but didn't say any polite words.

On the contrary, Wei Dajiang was a little embarrassed: "I didn't expect you and Leizi to have an arrangement, otherwise today will be forgotten."

"No, we don't have any plans, just eat and eat, and then... eat and eat." Tang Song scratched the tip of his ear guiltyly, and the more he scratched, the more red it became.

Wei Dajiang held back his laughter and didn't expose him.

Outside, Shen Lei and Jia Mingming were still seeing each other.

Shen Lei was not as polite as Tang Song, he just opened his mouth and let Jia Mingming go.Jia Mingming is here to make light bulbs today, and it is impossible for them to roll in thunder or rain.

Tang Song rolled down the car window, ending the battle.

Finally, under Shen Lei's razor-like gaze, Jia Mingming got into the car cheekily.

The next thing will be interesting.

Shen Lei booked the hotel one month in advance, providing meals, entertainment, and accommodation in one package.

At noon, we had Western food, a five-star restaurant, with candlesticks and music playing, and the few guests were all dressed in decent suits or elegant dresses.

Shen Lei had been prepared for a long time. When he got off the car, he changed clothes with Tang Song. One blue and one gray suits, the neckline, cuff buttons, and breast pockets showed careful thought everywhere, and only three "couple outfits" were embroidered on them. Character.

Jia Mingming didn't expect Shen Lei to be so "vulgar" and came here wearing a down jacket and jeans.

Fortunately, the service staff was of high quality and politely helped him put on the suit without showing any bad expressions.

Wei Dajiang poked his head all the way, staying far away from Jia Mingming, for fear that others would misunderstand that they were a couple.

Shen Lei ordered a couple's meal for two, but because Jia Mingming and Wei Dajiang joined, he had to order two.

The atmosphere at the table was very eerie.

——Four big boys are in a circle, and there are heart-shaped wine glasses, heart-shaped steak, peach-shaped cod, and peach-shaped cheese on the table. Don’t think about it, there will be heart-shaped desserts later and fruit.

Shen Lei's face was dark, Tang Song's smile was suppressed, Jia Mingming's expression was constipated, Wei Dajiang's expression was all kinds of regrets, and even the waiter who served the meal looked strange.

What's more interesting is that Shen Lei also designed the flower delivery link.

The handsome guy who gave the flowers was informed of the stage in advance, and he remembered to give it to the cuter one, but he didn't expect that there would be four people on the table, and there were at least two cute ones.

This is a bit difficult.

The flower delivery boy looked at Tang and Song, then at Jia Mingming, and faced the greatest challenge of his career——Shen Lei didn't tell the flower shop Tang and Song's name in advance!In case of wrong delivery...

Tang Song couldn't bear to see the little handsome boy in trouble, so he took the flowers in his hand and said calmly, "Thank you, today is my birthday, and my friends will celebrate it with me."

The little brother glanced at all kinds of hearts on the table "inadvertently" and expressed serious doubts.

Next, there was a private custom-made "Canon", a violin concerto, which was supposed to be a quiet and sweet melody with a touch of sadness, but was pulled out of a joyful atmosphere by the performers.

Until the last dessert and fruit were eaten, Shen Lei didn't say a single word of love that he had prepared.

In order to calm his anger, Jia Mingming doggedly took out the gift he had prepared in advance.

"Tang Tang, happy birthday!"

"Thank you!"

Tang Song smiled and took the crooked box into his hands—the color scheme and shape are very ugly, and it seems that Jia Mingming made it himself.

Shen Lei held down his hand, and looked at Jia Mingming with an unfriendly expression, "Is it a Sadako doll or a skull?"

Jia Mingming rolled his eyes, "Why don't you call it a bomb?"

"Is it a bomb?"

"Am I that unreliable?"

Shen Lei snorted coldly.

Tang Song has already opened the package, and inside the box is a very thick photo album, which contains photos of him and Shen Lei, some taken during morning exercises, some taken during class, some taken between classes, and some taken in Wei Dajiang during the summer vacation Taken in my hometown.

It is not difficult to see that each photo is carefully selected, the background and characters are very beautiful, and the time and place are marked, and they are numbered. There are 99 photos in total. The name of the album is "Long Jiu Jiu" .

Tang Song flipped through the pages one by one, suddenly his fingers stopped, and he stopped on a certain one, which was "secretly photographed" when he and Shen Lei were hiding in the woods and kissing me.

Jia Mingming had a strong desire to survive, "It's not about me alone, there are also Dajiang and Dongzi's handwriting in it."

——Yan Xudong couldn't come, so he recorded a blessing video for Tang Song in advance, but he just let it go.

"It's pretty good." Tang Song smiled, imitating his tone and said, "This thing is really not bad."

Jia Mingming chuckled, "Isn't it? At least it's better than Leizi's heart-shaped feast."

It was rare for Shen Lei not to kick him.

He hooked Tang Song into his arms, "The next show is a luxury honeymoon suite, are you still following?"

Before Jia Mingming could speak, Wei Dajiang covered his mouth, "Stop following, you guys had fun, we'll go back first!"

Jia Mingming didn't want to, but his arms and legs were not as strong as Wei Dajiang's, so he was dragged away by him creaking.

Shen Lei didn't lie to Jia Mingming, he really booked a luxurious honeymoon room with the theme of "Dream Ocean".

When the door is opened, it is like entering the underwater world. The walls, floors, and ceilings are all made into a screen effect, and all directions are dazzling blue, with waves, waves, corals, swimming fish, and all kinds of names cute creatures.

Tang Song watched curiously, but was accidentally thrown down by Shen Lei.

I thought I would fall to the ground, but I didn't expect that there was a strange water bed under my body, which was also blue and blended with the picture of the floor. I couldn't find it unless I looked carefully.

The water bed is huge, slippery and bouncy, and with a little movement, the two of them will swing up and down, just like floating on the sea, which is both cool and funny.

Tang Song tugged at Shen Lei's clothes, preemptively.

However, he was not as proficient as Shen Lei. After all, Shen Lei had practiced this movement hundreds of times, and he was stripped naked in ten seconds.

Tang Song laughed sullenly: "What about you...will it be so fast?"

Shen Lei squinted his eyes, with a hint of danger, "Baby, don't cry later."

"I was wrong." Tang Song turned over, trying to escape.

However, the water bed under him seemed to be prepared to prevent Shou Shou from escaping halfway, and his naked body stuck to it, whether he was rolling or crawling, he would slide back to Gong Jun in the end.

Shen Lei caught him for the third time, trapped the white and soft person in his arms, and smiled brightly: "This bed is very good, we will order one later."

Tang Song was so tired that he was out of breath, and raised his hand to cover his eyes, "Don't look at me with such beautiful eyes, I won't be able to bear it."

Shen Lei's eyes darkened, and his physical sensation became clearer, but the person who was thinking about it was still panting softly by his ear unconsciously.

He couldn't help it anymore, and his hoarse voice contained strong desire: "Baby, I'm going to eat."

Tang Song became nervous belatedly, his heart was pounding.

"...Okay." A word trembled three times.

Shen Lei's heart melted.

He couldn't wait to lower his body, revealing his sharp fangs.

Tang Song was a little scared, and looked at Lan Yingying's ceiling timidly.

Just then, a gigantic sperm whale appeared on the screen, spouting a tall jet of water.

The picture was so real that Tang Song screamed in fright: "Wait!"

Shen Lei shook.

Then... it was hit by Tang Song.

Of course, Tang and Song Dynasties also paid a huge price after that, such as turning the pancake three times and six times, such as turning the buttocks into a little hedgehog, and being bitten by mosquitoes in winter to give out a hundred red envelopes.

In short, life is worse than death, and I can't bear to die.

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