Is the film emperor Shidi divorced today?

【It is agreed that we will grow old forever, and no one should even think about running away halfway】

After listening to a song, the phone rang just in time.

It's Shen Lei.

"Baby, are you asleep?" There was a faint smile in the deep voice.

Tang Song seemed to see his appearance at this time—the corners of his mouth curled up, revealing a naughty smile—the words that had been brewing in his heart for a long time came out naturally: "You... are you okay?"

"Which aspect did the daughter-in-law ask?"

Shen Lei's address to Tang and Song Dynasties is very characteristic. When he is warm, he is called "baby", when he is not serious, he is called "daughter-in-law", in front of his elders, he is called "Tang Tang", and his friends are called "my daughter-in-law" and "my family". Baby" "My daughter-in-law's big baby".

As soon as he opened his mouth, Tang Song could guess the words behind——

"6 months, 25 days, 8 hours and zero... 35 minutes and 24 seconds, daughter-in-law, your husband hasn't had sex for such a long time, did you just remember to ask today?"

Tang Song smiled silently, "Didn't you ask an actress to watch the night light script?"

"Daughter-in-law, you know that as a married man, your husband, that is, me, has never been ambiguous with actresses."

"Where's conscience?" Tang Song relaxed into the quilt.

"Dancing well, daughter-in-law, would you like to come over and touch her?"

"What about the pregnancy test? What's the girl's name, Yao Xinxin, right? I've seen the photo, she's pretty pretty."

"Daughter-in-law, you are jealous." Shen Lei was [-]% proud and [-]% determined.

"No." Tang Song denied quickly.

Shen Lei chuckled: "Needless to say, I understand everything."

Tang Song kicked the quilt angrily, and took the initiative to change the subject: "You don't have to thank me for the hot search." He originally wanted to say thank you, but once he said it, Shen Lei would think he was being polite, so he simply played a trick Little gimmick.

Shen Lei was really happy, "Daughter-in-law, there is progress."

Tang Song hesitated for a moment, but still couldn't help asking: "Are you all right there? Did Sister Ying blame you?"

"Don't worry, your husband can't handle such a trivial matter, how could he marry you?"

Tang Song hehe: "That's right, it wasn't you who pretended to be the best man and tricked me into the wedding scene."

Shen Lei whistled: "This is called 'Those who want to achieve big things don't care about small things'."

Tang Song imitated Zhuge Liang's tone and said: "I have never seen such a brazen person."

Shen Lei was drinking water and choked.

Hearing the tight coughing over there, Tang Song's tone became tense unconsciously: "Are you all right? Don't bow down, stand up and walk around."

Shen Lei suppressed the itch in his throat and said, "Baby, go home."

Tang Song was silent.

"Nian Gao misses you, and so does Aunt Yu. During the meal, Aunt Yu kept talking about why you didn't come home after the filming was over."

Tang Song closed his eyes and plunged himself into darkness, "Why didn't you tell them."

Shen Lei paused, then spoke again, with a hoarse voice: "I don't believe you will really divorce me."

Tang Song choked, feeling an indescribable annoyance, "You rely on me to love you, so I'm sure I won't really leave you."

"Yes, you love me, and I love you too. We are destined to walk together for the rest of our lives." ——I bet on my relationship for ten years, endured a thousand times of distress, and let you tangle and suffer, just for the next 30 years, 50 years, 70 years let you have no regrets, you will not wake up in the middle of the night and tell me that you are very guilty.

Tang Song pulled the quilt to the top of his head and wrapped himself tightly, as if he would not have to face all this.

Shen Lei's voice overflowed from the earpiece, like a powerful drum beating on Tang Song's heart, "Baby, we have agreed to live forever, and no one can escape halfway."

Tang Song's nose was sore, and he couldn't help blurting out, "Leizi, tell me why you insist on having a child—don't say it's because I like it—as long as you tell me everything, we won't divorce this marriage." .”

Shen Lei sighed: "Daughter-in-law, can't you not ask?"

"No." Tang Song was tough.

Shen Lei began to play tricks: "Masters keep their promises, and if they don't tell you, they won't tell you."

Tang Song was very angry: "Shen Lei, when will your machismo be changed?"

"When you threw away that excess pride in front of me."

After three seconds of silence, Tang Song chose to hang up the phone.Immediately afterwards, I received a series of WeChat messages, including voice, text, and rice cake emoticons.

Tang and Song downloaded and saved the pictures of rice cakes, and ignored other reasons.

Shen Lei knew that he would not reply, but he continued to post persistently.

Tang Song insisted not to mute the sound as if he was masochistic, and just fell asleep in a daze while listening to the prompt sound of "ding ding ding ding".

Shen Lei suffered from insomnia.

The insomniac Shen Shidi checked Weibo with his trumpet account. When he saw those who praised his wife, he would like them happily, and those who said bad things would report them viciously.

Accidentally turned to the group photo that "triggered the murder", Shen Lei looked more and more sour——

"I've never seen you smile so happily in a wedding photo."

"Don't let me read the night light script, you are so close to the little fans."

"Hastily, Baisha, you rotten girl, aren't you my fan? Why are you touching my wife with your hands!"

Shen Lei dug out the private letter of Bai Sha, also known as "White Shirt", and criticized and educated her on a small account.

Baisha must have fallen asleep, or maybe she thought he was crazy and didn't reply.

Shen Lei went to harass Wei Dajiang again: [Tang Tang has no awareness of this, as a manager, you should check carefully, and take photos with anyone you meet on the street, what if it is a black fan?Maybe there is a knife, sulfuric acid and explosives in the bag...]

Wei Dajiang is planning the itinerary for the next two months of Tang and Song Dynasties—a variety show, a reality show, and countless interviews—at first he didn’t want to talk to him, but when he saw that he was talking too much, he couldn’t help but replied: [What are you talking about? Not to mention the atomic bomb? 】

[It's not impossible. 】

【…】

[Eldest young master, open your eyes wide and see who is in the photo! 】

[My daughter-in-law and two young women who have ulterior motives for my daughter-in-law. 】

[Isn't the "young man" in the back a human? 】

Shen Lei turned back and looked at the group photo again, and was immediately amused.

——Sand Sculpture Boys are more joyful——

Is my princess happy: Come on, dogs, and see how much my wife loves me!

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[Pictures marked with red arrows]

Mr. Jia, a flower: Brother, it's three o'clock!Three o'clock in the morning! 【Crazy】

White beauty is the most beautiful: there is no nightlife, at first glance it looks like a single dog [contempt]

Mr. Jia, a flower: It sounds like you have one [hehe.jpg]

White beauty is the most beautiful: M country time, thank you. 【Bounce.jpg】

Is my concubine happy: Open your eyes and see, my daughter-in-law will not forget to bring me when taking pictures with fans, what a touching love!

Major Yan: I see [smiles]

Is my concubine happy: I'm not afraid of your jealousy if I say it, my wife loves me so much.

White beauty is the most beautiful: [We are so jealous.jpg]

Mr. Jia, a flower: 【We are so jealous.jpg】

Major Yan: 【We are so jealous.jpg】

Dajiang Dahe: [Smile without speaking.jpg]

White beauty is the most beautiful: Brother Wei, please reveal! @大江大河

Dajiang Dahe: [Screenshot of the chat with Shen Lei 10 minutes ago]

White beauty is the most beautiful: Pfft——

Mr. Jia, a flower: Pfft——

Major Yan: The wake-up call will be blown in three hours, wash up and go to bed.

White beauty is the most beautiful: Yes!

President Jia Yizhihua: Yes!

Dajiang Dahe: Yes!

Is my princess happy: ...

A group of pink eyes, huh!

The author has something to say: Shen Shidi: You must be jealous that I have a smart, beautiful and good daughter-in-law who can act!

Tang Yingdi: No, they are just sympathizing with me.