The first scumbag in heaven

Now that the person waiting has been met, as soon as the weather clears, Hong Lin will bid farewell to the host of Xingjun Palace.Shui Qingqian changed his face, and went to say goodbye with him, He Honglin looked at him suspiciously, Shui Qingqian said the word "God Statue", and he understood.

Shui Qingqian is the national teacher of Luo Jinguo, and his statues in Luojinguo are all sculpted according to his face, unlike other cities, which are more or less distorted.

If he went out with that face on his face, it would be difficult to move an inch without being polite.

The host of Xingjun Palace saw them, and when he learned that they were leaving, he nodded and sent them out of the palace.

Farewell to the host, He Honglin and Shui Qingqian strolled on the stone steps in the mountains after the rain. After the autumn rain, the mist filled the air, and the mist condensed into water droplets and wet He Honglin's hem.

Shui Qingqian looked at his wet hem, and said, "Let's go down the mountain to get a room and change clothes."

He Honglin laughed out loud when he heard the words, and then moved his eyes to the hem of his strong clothes, and said dumbfoundingly: "Just go down the mountain and dry it with spiritual power, no need to change clothes."

Shui Qingqian frowned and said, "You are traveling abroad, and your clothes are nothing more than cassocks, and your weapons are also very... okay, the world of cultivators is very cruel. I wonder how you came from Nanyin Kingdom to Luojin Kingdom safely?"

He Honglin stretched out his hand and brushed a cluster of wild flowers half a person tall, and said proudly: "Caravan. My family has a caravan that does business between the two countries. I followed the caravan, and then followed the caravan from the border of Luo Jinguo Arrived in the capital."

Shui Qingqian said: "It's not all smooth sailing for the caravan, you still don't want to be lucky, maybe it won't be so smooth next time."

He Honglin was taught with an open mind.

Shui Qingqian looked at the misty mountains and said, "I haven't been back for a long time, would you like to play with me in the capital?"

"Of course I want to." His tone changed from joyful to depressed, he snapped his fingers, and said, "I still have half a month left, if I don't go back, my brother will come out to find me."

Shui Qingqian comforted him, and said: "It's okay, I'll take you back when the time comes, just identify the door, and I'll come to play with you next time I'm free."

He Honglin should be happy.

This mountain belongs to the outskirts of the capital of Luo Jin Kingdom. They came down from the mountain and walked towards the city along the capital road where people come and go.

I don’t know if it’s how people who practice Taoism feel about the secular world, but for the two of them, it’s loneliness. They don’t have a foothold in the thousands of people.Now that they have a common world view, they can walk in the crowd without any scruples and do what they have always wanted to do.

He Honglin grabbed Shui Qingqian's sleeve and said with a smile, "I'm hungry, let's go eat."

"Okay."

"snack block?"

Shui Qingqian nodded with a smile.

They found the nearest snack street, and they walked all the way to buy and eat.Shui Qingqian has been ascending for many years, this time the lower realm did not bring money from the human realm, all the money for food was paid by He Honglin.

He Honglin was holding a cup of sour plum juice, sucking it up and down.In a world of cultivating immortals, you can still experience modern products. It's really touching!

Shui Qingqian was also holding a glass of sour plum juice, unlike He Honglin who drank it indistinctly, he drank it gently, revealing a trace of elegance, which attracted the attention of many girls and daughters-in-law.

He Honglin did a lot of homework at home. He didn't know much about Luo Jinguo, but he watched the capital most. He collected a lot of famous places, so he wanted to take a look.

After eating and drinking, He Honglin asked, "Azhang, where are we going?"

Shui Qingqian pinched her chin, thought for a while, and said, "Why don't you go to my former mansion to have a look."

Is it the National Teacher's Mansion?He Honglin is interested, so please.

Zhuque Street, where the National Teacher's Mansion is located, is some distance away from the snack street, and it would take two or three hours at their walking speed.Shui Qingqian pulled He Honglin to find a secluded place, and asked him if he walked there for two or three hours or if he took him and flew there directly.

He Honglin tilted his head and thought, choose 1.

He Honglin said: "Let's walk, we are not in a hurry anyway."

"Row."

Although Shui Qingqian has never been back to the capital since his ascension, he still remembers the general location of the National Teacher's Mansion. If he walks in the right direction, he can always find the National Teacher's Mansion.

They were not in a hurry, and walked leisurely towards the location of the National Teacher's Mansion.On the way, chat a few words from time to time, and comment on people or things.

In the first year when he accepted his disciples, he planted a ginkgo tree outside the National Teacher's Mansion. Later, he took in a disciple to plant a tree, and he took in a ginkgo tree.If those four ginkgo trees are still there, the current scene must be very beautiful.

The autumn wind is rustling, and the ginkgo is golden.Shui Qingqian looked at a golden place in the distance, and said: "It's just ahead, I don't know what's going on now?"

He Honglin ate the biscuits, and said vaguely, "You'll know when we arrive."

Shui Qingqian smiled helplessly and said, "It's true."

He served as the national teacher of Luo Jinguo for more than 400 years. After leaving office, the then emperor of Luo Jinguo gave him the National Teacher's Mansion to continue to live in. Before he left, he handed over the State Teacher's Mansion to his eldest disciple Tang Qi.

At this time, it was the time when the sun was setting, and it happened to be the closing time of the National Teacher's Mansion when they arrived.He Honglin asked: "The door is closed, how do we get in? Shall we turn in?"

Shui Qingqian tapped him and said, "That's right."

He Honglin gave him a speechless look.

Shui Qingqian patted him on the shoulder, took him outside an uninhabited wall, made a tactic with both hands, concealed the figures of the two, led He Honglin to leap up the wall lightly, and then jumped down gracefully.

Ten thousand years have not come back, the layout of the National Teacher's Mansion is still the same as before. The location he took He Honglin to choose is the back garden of the National Teacher's Mansion, which is a good place to enjoy flowers and play.

Shui Qingqian waved her hand and said loudly, "Splash as much as you like, this is my place."

He Honglin answered him unceremoniously.

Although he didn't get along well with Shui Qingqian, He Honglin believed him inexplicably, so his words were a lot more presumptuous.Maybe it's the sense of belonging of the same modern people!

In late autumn, the flowers wither.But for the National Teacher's Office, this sentence is not true.The entire National Teacher's Mansion is protected by spiritual power, and it is just a trivial matter for a hundred flowers to bloom.

In the middle of the night, they rested on the top of the small pavilion in the courtyard, looking at the brightly lit Guoshi Mansion under the night sky.

He Honglin leaned against the clear water and said sadly: "Every night, looking at the moon in the sky, I feel like returning to modern times."

Shui Qingqian also lowered her eyes, and said in a low voice, "But we all know that the moon on that day is not our moon." The more clear it is, the more painful it will be.

In the novels I have read, the protagonist can look at the moon in the sky and think that the moon hundreds of years later will be the same as what he sees now, but they are different. They know clearly that this month will never be theirs. The Moon as seen in modern times.

Their modern moon is barren, with only craters and rovers on it, and this moon is inhabited by immortals.

It's really sad the more I think about it!

Can relieve worries, only Du Kang.They skipped alcohol and opted for good food.In order to relieve loneliness, He Honglin chose to have a big meal to relieve his worries.

The Zhuque Street where the National Teacher’s Mansion is located is where the rich and powerful are, and there is no good food. When Shui Qingqian heard He Honglin whining that he wanted to eat, he took him out of the Guoshi Mansion and went to Yujianfei, the nearest all-night night market.

Noisy crowds can infect people. Walking in the crowd, they more or less feel what is bustling and what is the image of all beings.

He Honglin was thousands of years younger than Shui Qingqian, and soon blended into the lively crowd, dragging Shui Qingqian around.

Shui Qingqian followed him helplessly, protecting him from being squeezed.I really want to vomit: my stupid companion, are you a reincarnation of a starving ghost?

But after thinking about it for a while, he understands that he has only been in this world for more than ten years, and he has been practicing all the time, rarely going down the mountain, and his mind carries the thoughts of a student from his previous life.Unlike him, who has been polished by the world, and has forgotten the feeling of a student who has just arrived in ancient times.

While eating and drinking, Shui Qingqian dragged He Honglin to an inn.Holding a pile of things, He Honglin stood behind Shui Qingqian and listened to him talking with the shopkeeper.

Asked for a small courtyard near the lake, Shui Qingqian motioned him to pay, He Honglin was holding things in both hands, which was very inconvenient, so he just raised his arms, signaling Shui Qingqian to take it by himself.

Shui Qingqian sighed helplessly, took out his purse from his sleeve, paid the money, and went to the small courtyard led by Xiaoer.

In the room in the small courtyard, He Honglin unloaded the things in his arms, looked around with his hips on his hips, nodded and said, "It's not bad, it's comparable to the guest room at my house."

Shui Qingqian sat down at the table, and added with a smile: "How is it compared to the student dormitory?"

He Honglin touched his chin, pondered for a long time before saying: "The difference between a kennel and a mansion."

Shui Qingqian laughed, and said to He Honglin: "Then let's live here for a few days, and I'll take you for a stroll tomorrow."

"it is good."

There were still two hours before dawn, after a day of shopping in Shuiqingqian, the body was not tired, but the heart was tired, so he said good night to He Honglin, and went to another room to rest.

He Honglin sat at the table for a while, then threw himself on the bed and closed his eyes to rest.

Time passed quickly, and in a blink of an eye, he had stayed in Luo Jinguo for nearly two months, and it was time to go home.After the first snow fell in Luo Jinguo, He Honglin, accompanied by Shui Qingqian, flew back to the foot of Mount Furong in Nanyin Country with Yu Jian.

The person had already been delivered, and Shui Qingqian declined He Honglin's invitation, and put a white jade with a hollow lotus pattern on He Honglin's waist.

Shui Qingqian said: "The things inside are for you, and the most important thing is the amulet drawn by me. You must wear it with you, you know?"

He Honglin nodded movedly.

Shui Qingqian looked at the lofty and blue sky, and said: "The battle to defeat demons is about to start, and I'm afraid I won't be able to go down to the realm for hundreds of years. You have to take good care of yourself, and practice the exercises I modified for you. Don't go down." The last time I came to look for you, you have been dead for many years."

He Honglin made a speechless promise that he would not, and hesitated for a while, then asked falteringly: "Can I tell my brother about the exercises you have reformed?"

"Okay, you can just explain it yourself." Shui Qingqian said again: "Oh, by the way, the power of the amulet can withstand a blow from the Nascent Soul, so use it carefully."

He Honglin spread his hands, gave him a hug, and thanked him in a low voice.

Shui Qingqian hugged him back, patted his back vigorously, and let him go.

"byebye."

"The oil is gone."

He Honglin chuckled, waved his hands, and went up the mountain laughing.

The road to comprehension is long, but they will meet again.