The first scumbag in heaven

"Aqie." Sneezed several times in a row, Shui Qingshen rubbed his nose, and said, "Who is missing me!"

Master Mu Yun handed over a cup of hot tea and said, "Who is scolding you?"

Shui Qingqian took the tea, shook her index finger, and said, "I am unparalleled in wisdom and beauty, everyone loves me, and flowers bloom when I see them, so why would anyone scold me?"

Master Mu Yun said: "Lord Xing really knows how to boast."

"The so-called self-loving person loves him." Shaking the tea in his hand, Shui Qingqian said: "The person who loves me the most in this world will always be me." Because only you will not betray yourself.

Muyun Zhenjun smiled slightly, as if thinking of someone, she said: "That's hard to say, maybe there are people who love others more than themselves."

It's not that maybe, there must be, and you must have met such a person.Shui Qingqian drank tea with lowered eyes, a faint smile appeared on his lips.

"By the way, Lord Xing, who are you going to take with you to the demon world this time?" Zhenjun Muyun moved the stone stool and moved closer to his own Lord Xing.

Shui Qingqian said disgustedly: "Anyway, I won't take you there, just look at you, you moved the stone bench with one hand, do you still look like a fairy Yuanjun?"

Muyun Zhenjun thought for a while, and said: "I admire Nanbin Yuanjun and Shengxiang Fairy who are so heroic and can lift a tripod with one hand. I want to be like them."

Shui Qing sweated slightly, and said, "Mu Yun is really ambitious."

Muyun Zhenjun said proudly: "I don't even look at whose subordinate this Zhenjun is."

In one sentence, two people are praised.

Shui Qingqian affectionately touched Master Mu Yun's white jade-like cheek, and teased, "I'm so ashamed."

Master Mu Yun giggled and said, "I learned it from Lord Xing."

Shui Qingqian flicked her smooth forehead and said with a light smile, "Nonsense."

Mu Yun's face puffed up, and he said unconvinced: "No way, what this subordinate said is the truth."

Shui Qingqian smiled, stroked her braid, and said with a little worry: "After a few decades, you and Xinyi don't tear down the Xingjun Palace."

"No way." Spirit power flew out from Muyun's fingertips, and sent a message to Xinyi, "Xingjun, do you still remember what you said before the lower realm?"

Shui Qingqian said: "What I say naturally counts." In most cases, it counts, but for a small part, it depends on his mood.

"Okay." Muyun Zhenjun slapped the table, stood up, and said, "Go down and change into light clothes, and have a good fight with Xinyi later."

Shui Qingqian propped her face, looked at Zhenjun Muyun who was full of fighting spirit with a smile on her face, and said, "Go, wear your red suit, it looks good."

Master Mu Yun happily went to change his clothes.

Zhenjun Xinyi came over in a daze.

"Mr. Xing, you are looking for your subordinates." Zhenjun Xinyi bowed and saluted.

Shui Qingqian shook her head lightly, and said in a sympathetic tone: "It's not me, it's Mu Yun, she wants to fight with you."

"Fighting subordinates will naturally accompany her, but she has the guts to pass on Xingjun's orders falsely!" As soon as Zhenjun Xinyi flicked his sleeves, he went to find Zhenjun Muyun.

Shui Qingqian stayed and said: "Xinyi, don't leave, I have something to tell you to do." Although Mu Yun used him to deceive Xinyi, it was a little bad, but whoever made him a magnanimous boss didn't care .

"Mr. Xing, please tell me."

Shui Qingqian stood up, walked to a peony, looked at the red flowers and green leaves, and said, "The Xingjun Palace will be handed over to you for the next few decades, and I will take Muyun to the demon world to guard it." There was absolutely no public revenge, and Mu Yun was only allowed to go because she thought it was suitable.

"Don't Mr. Xing consider his subordinates?"

Shui Qingqian turned around and said with a smile: "Every time I go on a business trip, I think carefully. Mu Yun is the most suitable for hard work, Dan Qiu is suitable for joint operations, and the cooperation between Jing Qing and the other two can be said to be invincible in the realm of the real king. Of course the best It's you, Xinyi, you are the most suitable to stay at home."

Zhenjun Xinyi twitched the corners of his mouth, but still said: "Thank you Xingjun for your attention."

Patting his subordinate on the shoulder, Shui Qing laughed lightly and said, "You're welcome, you should."

"What should it be?" A red cloud quickly drifted closer.

Mei Dai seizes the color of daylilies, and the red dress is jealous of pomegranate flowers.Dressed in red, Muyun Zhenjun lost the softness of the fairy dress and brocade clothes in the past, and became heroic, and his knee-length black hair was tied into a masculine style, which added three points of heroism.

Shui Qingqian praised: "It looks good. Although Mu Yun looks good in any color and style of clothes, but this red dress is even more beautiful. From a distance, it looks like Nanbin Yuanjun."

Nanbin Yuanjun's red dress is like a raging fire, like a charming red flower or a blooming Aoxue red plum.Ice and fire, beautiful and cold, such a contradictory beauty Yuan Jun has attracted the attention of countless men and women, including Mu Yun Zhenjun and Song Yuan Zhenjun from his family.

Although Zhenjun Nanbin doesn't like him very much, he still treats his two nympho subordinates very kindly, and often invites them to compete in martial arts.

Although every time he saw the two injured but excited subordinates, he lamented that the brain-dead fans were unreasonable, but he was still very happy that the two of them had more contacts with Nanbin Yuanjun, after all, they were the ones who got invisible benefits.

Moreover, strength is the best talisman besides identity in the heavens. Otherwise, one day a real king will pass by, Xingjun will look unhappy, and how wronged he will be wiped out with one move!

In this regard, he has a deep understanding and naturally hopes that his subordinates will become more and more powerful.

"Take advantage of the free time to decide who will accompany me to the demon world this time. Come on, you two Zhenjun." Xinyi Zhenjun playfully blinked his right eye at the doubtful look.

Okay, he got it, his Xingjun's bad taste is still the same as before.For being able to cheat a colleague, Zhenjun Xinyi was eager to try, and completely forgot to ask Zhenjun Muyun to question her about the false transmission of Xingjun's decree.

On the martial arts arena, one red and one white faced each other from a distance, and spiritual power and murderous aura visible to the naked eye floated among them.On the sidelines, the bosses of the two True Monarchs—Shui Qingqian was sitting cross-legged, with tea and fruit snacks beside him.

Shui Qingqian watched them fight each other for a long time, so he rushed to the two in the arena and shouted loudly: "Stop posing, let's start fighting."

The tense atmosphere was extinguished by a loud shout from their boss, and they gave Shui Qingqian a sad look at the same time, and the next moment they had a heartbeat and made a formal move.

Is that right?Shui Qingqian cut the Donghu melon into pieces with spiritual power, and watched the two subordinates fight while eating.

Yo, I haven't seen them sparring for hundreds of years, I didn't expect them to make great progress!

Shui Qingqian sighed: "Oh, it seems that I have to work harder." It is the duty and the top priority of a star king not to let his subordinates surpass himself.

After eating the melon, he was wiping his hands with an ice silk handkerchief when he keenly felt that someone he didn't want to see now had come to his door.

Tsk, trouble.No matter how reluctant he was, there was no reason for the emperor to wait. He didn't want to ask for trouble.

With just one thought, Shui Qingqian went from the Martial Arts Field to the gate of Yisuan Xingjun Hall.

With a just right smile, Shui Qingqian respectfully said Jishou, "Yi Suan has seen Emperor Jin Shuo, and the emperor is well."

Emperor Jinshuo nodded, and said coldly, "Excuse me."

"Emperor Jinshuo please."

Under the gaze of the gatekeeper Tianguan Zhayi, Shui Qingqian calmly invited Emperor Jinshuo of the West to drink tea in the hall, and at the same time gave them a nonchalant glance.

Putting away that stupid look, don't they think that Xingjun Palace has never greeted the emperor?Oh, I forgot, the newly mentioned gatekeeper Tianguan really has no experience in welcoming emperors.

Because they were busy guarding the demon world, there were not many people coming and going in the hall, and the two real monarchs stopped fighting, and were busy entertaining Emperor Jinshuo who came for some reason.

"Emperor Jinshuo please."

After making arrangements for Emperor Jinshuo for the time being, Shui Qingqian said to the two anxious true monarchs, "Muyun, Xinyi, go and tell me to bring out all the wine in the wine cellar."

"Ah?" Why?Concerned about the presence of Emperor Jin Shuo, Master Mu Yun did not continue to be stupid.

"Go." He waved his hand, and those who could attend the palace went to help together.

Sent the subordinates down to carry the wine, while there was no one there for the time being, Shui Qingqian sat down beside Emperor Jinshuo, and asked without delay, "Why is the emperor here?"

Emperor Jin Shuo glanced at him, and said coldly: "Come for wine."

Rubbing his chin, Shui Qing shrugged and said, "I thought the emperor was here to see him off." Although Emperor Jiming blocked him, with Emperor Jiming's temperament, it was impossible for him not to know that he was going to guard the demon world.

Emperor Jinshuo pressed his shoulder and said: "Of course not, I will go with you, so naturally I didn't say goodbye."

Shui Qingqian was surprised and said: "The emperor is also going, so what about your western affairs?"If he is so capricious, he will definitely, definitely work hard, and will never let his boss worry about him.

Emperor Jinshuo pinched his shoulder and said, "They will do well."

Hearing this, Shui Qingqian silently shed tears of sympathy for Lian Feng and the others.The boss doesn't care about things, and the subordinates run away.Fortunately, the Emperor Jiming in the south of them has been dedicated to his job for thousands of years, never absent or late, and has been online for emergency rescue for thousands of years. He is the best boss among the four emperors in the heaven.

Emperor Jin Shuo flicked the white earlobe of his Taoist companion beside him, and said in a low voice, "What are you thinking about?"

"It's nothing." Shui Qingqian covered her ears and moved a little further away.

Emperor Jin Shuo smiled slightly, propped his head up, and looked at him.

Shui Qingqian rubbed his ears, and after a long time of construction in his mind, he turned his head and saw a glamorous face with a smile on his face looking at him.With his beautiful face, coupled with his focused and gentle eyes, he couldn't resist even if he was wary.

Beautiful and powerful, focused and gentle, anyone in the Six Realms will fall.

It's not that our army is too weak, it's just that the enemy army is too strong.

Form is not different from emptiness, emptiness is not different from form, form is emptiness, emptiness is form, and perception is the same.The relics are neither born nor destroyed, neither dirty nor clean.I made a mistake, come again.

Sarira is the empty phase of all dharmas, neither born nor destroyed, neither dirty nor clean, neither increasing nor decreasing.What came from the back, I obviously recited it before when I was less angry, for the sake of meditation, for the sake of not being foolish, and for the sake of being less angry, I copied it!Why can't I remember now!

The water is clear and shallow, and the gold threads on the clothes are crumbling.

Calm down, calm down, it's a beauty trick, don't fall for it.All beauties are pink skulls, all fake, fake.Think about the beauties you meet and how they treat you.Thinking of these, will you still be emotional?

of course not.Shui Qingqian asked and answered herself, her eyes condensed into frost.

"What's wrong?" Sensing something was wrong, Emperor Jin Shuo sat upright and asked him in a low voice.

"It's nothing, I'm just worried about the demon world." Shui Qingqian returned a worried smile.

Emperor Jinshuo raised his hand to touch his cheek, and comforted him: "It's okay, I'm here."

Shui Qingqian closed her eyes and rubbed against Emperor Jinshuo's hand, humming, the sorrow on her brows did not dissipate because of Emperor Jinshuo's comforting words.