The first scumbag in heaven

In the heavenly realm, Yisuan Xingjun Palace, Shui Qingqian knelt and sat in front of the window, staring at the flowers and trees outside the window in a daze.

The seal was successful, and the heavenly world held a celebration party. He had promised to donate a hundred jars of Yuliang wine brewed by himself, so he ended the retreat, opened the seal of the wine cellar, and sent out a hundred jars of Yuliang wine that had been stored in the cellar for 1000 years.

The hands of the heavenly soldiers who came to carry the wine trembling slightly while holding the wine jar.This is 1000-year-old Yuliang wine.

Zhenjun Xinyi came to invite his Xingjun, he said: "Xingjun, the banquet has begun."

Shui Qingqian turned her head and said to him, "You guys go. I'm in a bad mood and I don't want to go."

"Subordinates stay, it's outrageous not to stay behind in the palace." Xinyi didn't want to restrict the subordinates to enjoy the rare celebration.

"Let's all go." Shui Qingqian didn't want to talk much.

"This subordinate is retiring first." Upon hearing this, Zhenjun Xinyi decided to stay on his own, since his Xingjun didn't force him to go anyway.

Shui Qingqian stretched out her hand to touch the sleeping dumpling in front of her, feeling a little better.As expected of a national treasure, it can make people feel good even without moving.

"Be content. You won't be able to touch a single hair before you leave it." Shui Qingqian talked to himself while touching, and his brows relaxed.

"It will just keep you as a treasure." Emperor Jin Shuo didn't know when he came, and suddenly made a sound, which really startled him.

Emperor Jinshuo knelt down and stretched out his hands to pinch his billowing black ears.

Shui Qingqian said: "It was originally a treasure." He stretched out his hand and knocked off Emperor Jinshuo's hand.

Emperor Jinshuo said: "Oh, you should talk about its advantages." Taking advantage of the situation, he sat down next to him.

"Cuteness is justice." Of course, the most important thing is that he likes it.

Emperor Jin Shuo said: "It's understandable that fairies like me, but you, a big man, also like such a sissy animal."

"What a mother. I used to see a panda cub for only 10 minutes, and I might not be able to see it. You don't know how rare it is, so don't talk." Shui Qingqian was angry and said that he was a mother. After all, he really It's really difficult to distinguish between men and women.

"Okay, I won't talk anymore." Emperor Jin Shuo saw him angry, it was very rare.I think it is much more lively than his smile.

Emperor Jinshuo relayed Emperor Jiming's words, saying: "Jiming said he would give you a year to relax, and if you don't come back after a year, he will go find you himself."

Shui Qing said with a shallow smile, "Thank you, Dijun."

Emperor Jinshuo asked him: "Are you thanking me or Xie Jiming?"

"Of course it's you." Shui Qingqian looked at him with a smile on her head.

Shui Qingqian's original appearance was very good, and later he used illusion to cover up his face, but it was [-]% similar to his original appearance. At this moment, he smiled sincerely, and there was a charming light shining on his beautiful and upright face.

Emperor Jinshuo couldn't help but stepped forward, and Shui Qingqian hid back uncomfortably.

"Don't move, close your eyes." Emperor Jin Shuo supported his face which was hiding back.

Shui Qingqian asked doubtfully, "Emperor?"

Emperor Jinshuo ordered, "Close your eyes." The Adam's apple rolled unconsciously.

With a smile on Shui Qing's shallow lips, he said: "When a boy closes his eyes, he is asking for a kiss." The original words seem to mean this.

"Close your eyes." Emperor Jin Shuo covered his eyes with his hands.

Invisible to the eyes, the other senses become more apparent.He felt the hands on his face and eyes trembling, and the orchid scent on Emperor Jinshuo's body was getting closer and closer, and a soft touch gently touched his lips.It was a kiss lighter than snowflakes and softer than petals.

Emperor Jin Shuo let go and looked at him with complicated eyes.

Shui Qingqian licked her lips in aftertaste under Emperor Jinshuo's complicated eyes.

Emperor Jinshuo stood up and left without saying a word.

Shui Qingqian cursed in her heart: You forced me to kiss me, okay?His eyes turned to the jade bracelet on his arm, where Venerable Qianyu was stored.

Since his own emperor gave him a holiday, how can he be endlessly justified.Then he hugged Gun Gun, shook it awake, and said to it: "I'm going to the human world for a year, and you will follow Si Ming Xingjun this year, remember to please him, don't be naughty, understand?"

Rolling, hmm, unhappy.

"I don't accept it." Shui Qingqian originally kept it, on the one hand, to satisfy her previous life's wishes, and on the other hand, to please him, so that he would not think about the seal in his hand when he was free.

"Xinyi, I'm going to the human world. It will take about a year. If you need me, I'll leave the palace to you. Please ask Si Ming Xingjun to take care of Gun Gun." Shui Qingqian handed Gun Gun over to him.

"Yes."

Returning to the main hall, he changed into a white dress, took off his hair crown, and tied half of his hair with a white headband.Qing Huanjian was left in the hall, with only a folding fan named 'Tan'er' and a plain white jade pendant with tassels.Thinking about it, he still lacked a bamboo hat, so he called Tong'er, who was in charge of his clothes, and asked him to find a white bamboo hat with gauze.

Tong'er presented a white bamboo hat inlaid with gold and jade, Shui Qingqian shook his head and said, "I'm going to pay homage, it doesn't need to be so gorgeous, just find an ordinary one."

After hearing this, Tong'er obediently turned around to look for it, and after a while presented him with a simple white gauze bamboo hat.

Shui Qingqian patted Tong'er's head, "Listen to Xinyi's words carefully." It is extremely difficult for flowers and plants to transform into human forms. They practice and even open their postures very slowly. The reaction is much slower than other children.

Tong'er should be ignorant.

Yufan flew to the human world, Shui Qingqian put on the bamboo hat, and lifted the illusion cast on her face.Paying homage to the homeland of the deceased, how can we pretend to see the dead souls that have passed away.

In the former site of Tianshui Kingdom, Shui Qingqian walked in white clothes in the former site of the royal palace where the vegetation was overgrown, and the jade bracelet in his hand sprinkled a little powder.

At the main entrance of the palace, Shui Qingqian knelt down on both knees and put his head on the ground, and he straightened up after a long time.Facing Kongwu, he said: "Your Majesty, empress, the guilty minister Gu Zhang came to plead guilty. He has lived for 1 years. Today, with the help of Emperor Jinshuo, the murderer who destroyed our capital and killed my people, Xinyue, has been executed." Again Jishou.

He knelt at the gate of the former palace for three days and three nights, and all the ashes of the venerable Qianyu in the jade bracelet in his hand were blown away by him with the wind.

Three days later, in the early morning, Shui Qingqian made another visit to the palace gate.

He grew up begging with his elder brother in Beishi, the capital of Tianshui, for a living. When he was three years old, he and his elder brother were separated by crowds. Later, he found out that his elder brother was rescued by him and took him to Jiupin Mountain to practice.

He thought about it for a while, and felt that his eldest brother was always stupid, and he might have forgotten him.

Although the eldest brother may not remember that he has a younger brother, the eldest brother still took care of him. In order to know the news of the eldest brother, he decided to enter the National Teacher's Mansion.Later, after three years of hard work, he successfully entered the national division and became a handyman inside.

He quietly practiced spells during his busy schedule. At the age of 12, the national teacher accidentally saw him performing illusions and accepted him as a disciple. , he temporarily lived in the master's gate in the lower realm, and met his elder brother at the age of 19. He joined the army at the age of 20, and became a general at the age of 40. In the second year, the magic cultivator named Xinyue raged and killed the whole country.Before he could regroup the army, he witnessed the destruction of the capital.

What happened afterwards was a mess in his memory, he saw his eldest brother coming in a trance, and died to protect him.He arrived but failed to save his elder brother. Later, he hid in a cave outside the city with his body, his elder brother's body and several surviving people.A few days later, Emperor Jiming found them, he took him and them, and begged Emperor Jiming to take him back to the heaven, and use the sealing technique to seal the memory of the decades when he met his elder brother.He also said that if he was able to ascend, he would swear allegiance to Emperor Jiming to the death and never betray him.

Emperor Jiming saw the blood-red writing on the center of his eyebrows, knew that he was of extraordinary background, and agreed to him.

He buried all the people in the old country, sent away the only remaining people of Tianshui country, and erased their memories.Carve the magic circle of illusion on the ruins of Tianshui Kingdom.He lived in the ruins of Tianshui Kingdom for three years in a daze, and woke up in a heavy snow three years later.After waking up, he packed up and left the country where he was born and raised.

For more than ten years, he wandered around as a casual cultivator, and finally settled down when recruiting people in Luo Jinguo's National Teacher's Mansion.

Become a national teacher, enjoy the worship of the whole country, and ascend to the Tao in 1000 years.After ascension, he directly joined Emperor Jiming without saying a word.

It took another 100 years to be promoted from nothing to the position of Yisuan Xingjun among the six great Xingjun. At that time, he knew what the words on the center of his eyebrows were in the Zangshu Pavilion in the heaven.

Son of Heaven, his ancestors ate Chaos Grass, possessed the power of Chaos, and were born with no obstacles in cultivation.

The way to identify them is very simple. They all have a blood-red ancient Chinese character on their bodies, ranging from big to small, so some people call them the Celestial Clan.

The Celestial Clan used to be very prosperous, but later because of their special physique, they were regarded as supplements in the practice by the monks. After being hunted down and captured alive, the Celestial Clan gradually declined, and the surviving clansmen scattered and disappeared.

He speculated that the mother of the two brothers might be from the Tian Clan. When his mother was still alive, he remembered that the impoverished mother had studs on her ears. I didn't take it, I'm afraid it's hiding something under the earrings.

He had known for a long time that the writing on his forehead was unknown, so he knew how to cover it up since he was a child.Later, when he traveled to Luo Jinguo, he transformed the writing on his forehead into the shape of a lotus flower, and covered it up with illusion, so no one could see anything wrong.After the completion of the illusion, he has been using illusion to cover it up. Someone asked him where is the lotus pattern on his forehead?He then said that he no longer needed the false name he brought, and the person who asked him smiled knowingly.

Later, he sat in Xingjun's seat, looking for brother Shenyun's soul, and at the same time looking for his enemy Xinyue Moxiu, until now he finally took revenge.

After the sacrifice, he used his feet to walk all over the land of the original Tianshui Kingdom. One month later, he looked at the old country full of vegetation, kowtowed his head, and walked towards the southeast of Nanyin Kingdom.

He felt a little sad and wanted to chat with his fellow villagers to relieve him.

It took one month in one year, he raised his folding fan, covered his face with illusion, and flew towards Nanyin Country.

When he arrived at Furong Mountain where the fellow was, he sent messages to the fellow in the restaurant at the foot of the mountain.

After a while, a disciple from his hometown came with a sword, holding a piece of paper, and asked every table.He couldn't stand it anymore, he waved his hand and asked them, "Where is the second son of your family?"

The doormen looked at him in white clothes and hats, and asked, "Is it Mr. Gu Zhang if you dare to ask?"

He took off his bamboo hat and nodded.

The disciple cupped his fists and said, "My lord, do you know how to read the above characters?"

He felt strange, so he went up to take a look, only to see a capital A on a piece of white paper.

"A. What is He Honglin doing?" He was confused and dissatisfied.He came to chat with fellow villagers, not to learn how to read.

"Sir, please calm down. Patriarch, please ask your son to go and see for himself." The disciple bowed respectfully.

He didn't intend to embarrass the child, but he also thought that He Honglin became the head of the family after 100 years without seeing him. Could it be that the family had too many affairs and didn't have time to come down to pick him up.

"Lead the way ahead."

The disciple obediently paid the tea money for him, and respectfully led him to see the Patriarch.