The first scumbag in heaven

"I've been waiting for you for a long time." Yi Suan Xingjun in a blue suit walked up to them, smiled at the three of them who were facing a formidable enemy, and said, "Let's make a quick decision, I still have things to do." Qing Huan in her hand The blade is as white as snow, reflecting a stunning light.

Three meteor-like rays of light rushed down on him, Yisuan Xingjun swung the Qing Huan sword in front of his eyes, his spiritual power flowed, and the rays of light shot out, blocking their first blow.

"If you don't show your true skills, you will die." Yi Suan Xingjun raised his eyes to look at them, and there was a chill in his eyes like autumn water.

The technique and sword energy are everywhere, except for the palace, everywhere it goes is turned into flying sand.Yisuan Xingjun has one man and one sword, one against three, and there is no disadvantage.

Yisuan Xingjun smiled lightly and said, "Should this time-wasting battle continue? You can't kill me without taking out your natal magic weapon."

The three of them looked at each other, their hearts sank.Originally they relied on Shui Qingqian to get injured and thought they could use magic to get rid of him, but now it seems that this is impossible.

Is it really necessary to use the natal magic weapon?In this way, Qingshui will know who they are?But at this point, there is not much difference between Shui Qingqian knowing and not knowing, since that is the case, let's fight.After looking at each other, the three of them made up their minds and put all their eggs in one basket, vowing to win Shui Qingqian.

Dongmu Qinglong, chasing after the wind, the bronze whip is unpredictable, as fast as a shooting star, it hits Yisuan Xingjun quickly, but Yisuan Xingjun's figure is faster, back a few steps, avoiding the green dragon whip shadow.

Jiutian town Xuanming, the gossip divides yin and yang.Dai's gossip array appeared from the top of the head, slowly enlarged and suppressed.

Xitian Xianchi, melting and casting ten thousand gold, a fairy sword flew from outside the sky, driving endless scorching heat waves.

Yisuan Xingjun smiled slightly and said, "So it's you!" Zhenjun Mengyu under the seat of Xingjun, the 28th star in the east, Zhenjun Liu Xishan under the seat of Xingjun in the north, and Zhenjun Xingguan under the seat of Xingjun in the west.

It's really hard to describe how I offended others, but speaking of offending my colleagues, other people don't have to care too much, since they rarely meet each other anyway.

After a lot of tempering, the palace blessed by the Wan Dao rune was crumbling under the attack of the three, and the colorful glazed tiles on the roof fell to pieces.

Yi Suan Xingjun's face darkened, and the vigorous sword dance of Qinghuan blocked the attack of the three people.

The cold light of Qinghuan Sword and the warm light of Liri Sword collide with each other, and the aftermath will carve sword marks in the surrounding palaces.The gossip array and the ancient bronze whip come together, the cyan light and the dark light shine through the sky, and the true killing intent cuts everything like a sword.

In the backyard of the palace, Shui Qingqian, dressed in white, leaned against the wishing tree, clutching his chest, with a distressed look on his face.

O his palace!And what did the three of them see in the illusion?Was it necessary to destroy his palace in this way?

Hearing the noises coming from the front yard, Shui Qingqian wanted to go to battle in person regardless, but considering what would happen next, she still endured her distress and waited in the backyard.

The praying mantis catches the cicada, and the oriole follows behind.I can't let the oriole not do it, but do that cicada, that's too stupid.

But it still hurts so much!

Ascension to Xingjun Palace, Lin Ze Xingjun was lying on the Arhat couch, flipping through the pages lazily, while Zhenjun Su An was seriously adding soothing spices beside him.

Wisps of cigarettes float out from the incense burner, and you can smell the fragrance of tranquility and concentration in the air.Seeing the wisp of smoke dissipating, Su'an Zhenjun said to Lin Ze Xingjun worriedly: "Xingjun, it seems that something happened to Xingjun Palace, why don't we go and take a look?"

Lord Lin Zexing said: "It's his fault that we went, don't underestimate him."

Zhenjun Su'an was still quite worried, "But if something happens to him, the emperor will blame us, right?"

Lin Zexingjun said: "No, since Shui Qingqian ascended ten thousand years ago, I have never seen him suffer a loss, and now he will not do things that are not profitable, just trust him."

Su An Zhenjun murmured: "Have you ever suffered a loss? Then 3000 years ago, he returned from a big defeat at Tianying Mountain and was reprimanded by the emperor. After thinking about it for hundreds of years, isn't this considered a loss?"

Lin Ze Xingjun thought of something funny, he smiled and said: "Didn't you hear the rumor about the twin lotus? It's true, the emperor trusted him, so he was entrusted to handle it. His hundreds of I have been raising that thing all year long."

Zhenjun Su'an's eyes widened, he couldn't speak for a while, he stammered: "No, it's true, the emperor... the emperor..."

Lin Ze Xingjun returned to his previous laziness. He closed his eyes and said sternly: "Don't talk about the emperor in vain. What the emperor does is only his reason. We just need to obey."

Su'an Zhenjun replied in a low voice, but he couldn't help but look at the location of Yisuan Xingjun Hall.

After destroying a group of palaces in the Yisuan Xingjun Palace, the three of them lay on the ground unwillingly looking at Yisuan Xingjun who was struggling to stand with his sword.

Yisuan Xingjun raised a smile and said: "You lost. However, I am very curious about the enmity between you and me, which made you three true kings give up this position to kill me."

The middle-aged Zhenjun named Meng Yu glared at him fiercely, and said angrily, "I knew you bastard didn't remember anything."

Yisuan Xingjun said: "Life is a long road, and cultivation is the same. How do I know how many enemies I have made in these ten thousand years, let alone me, do you know how many enemies you have?"

Zhenjun Mengyu was stunned for a moment, and then angrily tried to get up, but failed, and fell to the ground with a slap, causing the ground to vibrate.

Zhenjun Yisuan sat down cross-legged, and said in a chatty tone: "Before the next wave, tell me why you hate me, of course it doesn't matter if you don't, I don't really want to hear it anyway."

Hearing these words, the three of them were angry and depressed, and Zhenjun Mengyu couldn't bear the anger the most. He cursed for a while before he calmed down and started to speak.

After listening to Zhenjun Yisuan, he judged unceremoniously: "It's bloody and sensational, boring." The ordinary plot of the conversation with the human world made him feel like vomiting.

Childhood sweethearts and childhood sweethearts, in their carefree lives, blood is covered up and cruelty is ignored.It's not so much ignorance as it is the norm.Demon cultivators are originally incompatible with human beings. Human beings need their inner alchemy to enhance their cultivation, while demon cultivators regard humans who trespass in their domain as snacks. No one is wrong, it just depends on who is stronger.If human beings are defeated, they will become the food of demon cultivators, and if demon cultivators are defeated, they will be skinned and boned by human beings, and become human trophies.

The cruel fact is the normal state of cultivators.The law of the jungle is an unavoidable law in modern times, but the development of science and technology has made this law suppressed by humanistic care, waiting for the next big outbreak.

Zhenjun Mengyu vomited blood angrily, pointed at Zhenjun Yisuan, shaking non-stop.True Monarch Yisuan ignored him, looked to the north at True Monarch Liu Xishan, thought for a while and said, "With the surname Liu, you don't belong to the royal family of the Liu family, do you?"

When he was serving as the national teacher of Luo Jinguo, he participated in the crusade against a country whose royal family happened to have the surname Liu.Speaking of this matter, it was also because he and Luo Jinguo were not authentic, taking advantage of the civil strife and quickly annexed the country under the slogan of doing justice for the sky.

Yi Suan Xingjun spread his hands and said: "There is no way, the timing is really good, plus there is chaos in the country for the throne, and it is really unlucky to shift the internal and target the external." It can only be said that Mr. Liu The royal family was really unlucky. Empress Jing'an chose to annex the territory of another country to divert attention for domestic stability. The empress succeeded and the Liu royal family disappeared since then.

Liu Xishan said coldly: "You shameless person, you will definitely be punished."

Yi Suan Xingjun smiled happily and said: "It's you who are lying on the ground now, okay?" He doesn't believe in retribution, he can't remember how many times he has seen good people without good rewards, It's a joke to talk to him about retribution now.

Liu Xishan closed his eyes and stopped talking.

"Okay, the last one, I remember you and Danqiu are still friends, how about you? Why do you hate me?"

Zhenjun Xixi Xingguan laughed suddenly, his laughter was hoarse and ugly, similar to that of a demon owl, Yi Suan Xingjun frowned, and said in disgust: "It's ugly."

Zhenjun Xing Guan stopped laughing, looked at him and said faintly: "I hate people like you the most. You are extremely talented and intelligent, there is nothing in the world that you can't do."

Yisuan Zhenjun said: "There are many things in this world that you can't do, even the noble Emperor Lianhui can't do things. You can't hate me just because everything goes well for me! Tell me! , the real reason why you hate me."

Xing Guan Zhenjun looked at Qing Huan Sword which he put aside, and said: "Your sword is very useful, if it is missing one thing, can it still be cast?"

Yi Suan Xingjun stroked Qing Huan's shiny white sword, and said: "It shouldn't be possible. In order to make this sword, I collected nearly a thousand years of materials to make this sword. If one piece is missing, its power will be reduced." It will be greatly discounted.”

Xingguan Zhenjun looked at the Liri sword that was broken in two, and said: "Yes, if one piece is missing, the quality of the sword will decline, and my Liri is lacking a mineral. You know it, don't you? On Luma Mountain, you took away the Yingshi that I had been looking for for hundreds of years, and I have been looking for it for hundreds of years, the only Yingshi in the human world!"

Yingshi is also hard to find in the heavenly world, let alone in the human world. It is not too much to say that it is the only one. Yi Suan Xingjun recalled this and said: "If you don't get the treasure, it is not yours. I will look for it." I've been looking for it for a long time."

"So you hate me for this?" You can't be so stingy.

Xing Guan Zhenjun said: "Also, you destroyed my mountain gate, you should also forget about it, Yisuan Xingjun who is good at forgetting."

Yisuan Xingjun was not ashamed at all, he said: "I have wiped out so many immortal families, how can I know which one you are?" He couldn't tell, and he couldn't remember it himself.

Zhenjun Xingguan smiled and said: "Yes, Yisuan Xingjun, who is all righteous, will naturally not remember a small mountain gate, let alone a mountain gate for cultivating evil ways."

Yisuan Xingjun said: "I also picked a lot of evil mountain gates, you are talking about that one."

Zhenjun Xingguan took a deep breath and said, "Ji'an Nine Revolving Doors."

Yisuan Xingjun suddenly remembered, "Ji'an Nine Revolving Doors, cultivation with blood." He encountered it when he was traveling before he became a disciple of the national teacher.

If he still feels sorry for the first two, he doesn't need it when it comes to Xingguan Zhenjun.For an evil mountain gate who practiced with human blood, his guilt is a kind of irony to the innocent people who died tragically.

The scene of the tragic death of human beings in the entire city made him unforgettable for a long time. After solving this matter, he lived in seclusion by a lake for a year before he came out of that bloody scene.

Yi Suan Xingjun stood up and said to them: "The story has been heard, and now it's time to send you on your way."

The Qinghuan sword flew into his hand, he raised it up, and slashed down with force, the cold light became the last scene of their lives.

☆、Extra five

Two days later, dozens of immortal ships appeared outside Fenghua City, on the edge of the southern continent.Xue Helian, the lord of Fenghua City, waited outside the city early with his people. When he saw the leader of the fairy boat, he almost burst into tears with excitement.

It's finally here, it's finally here!

The splendor shines, and a huge crowd appears in the open space in the outskirts. Although there are many people, they don't hear a word, and they appear to be in order.

Xue Helian stepped forward to salute Ji Shuicheng and asked him to rest in the city.Ji Shuicheng scolded impatiently: "What kind of rest should you take a rest? You should arrange it well. If you lose face to my Xuewu Fairy Mountain, you can do it yourself and apologize."

Xue He answered again and again.

Ji Shuicheng looked back calmly at the place where the He family was, and saw them forming a circle with concerned expressions.

In the circle, it was the first time for He Honglin to be surrounded like this besides squeezing the bus, so he couldn't help getting closer to He Ruan unaccustomed.

He Ruan looked him up and down, saw that his face was rosy, his expression was peaceful, and he looked unharmed at all, so he felt relieved, and said, "Nongzhang, you have been doing well these few days, and you seem to have put on a lot of weight."

He Honglin said dissatisfiedly, "You're just getting fat." He had indeed lived a good life these past few days, except for being taken advantage of by Ji Shuicheng from time to time, his living expenses should be the same as Ji Shuicheng's, and he didn't feel wronged at all.

He Jun said solemnly: "Everyone is surrounded here, what do you say, you are free."

As soon as these words came out, the disciples of the He family could make up the second half of the sentence, and the disciples of the He family, who neither wanted to copy the book nor did not want to do the horse walking, did the same thing.

He Jun said: "Zhongrong, stay with Nongzhang and don't leave."

He Ruan said: "Understood, third uncle, I won't let Nongzhang talk to other people." He played with Ji Shuicheng for three days, and people from other aristocratic families were curious, so they inevitably wanted to inquire.

What are you looking for?He Honglin was dragged by He Ruan and stuffed into the tent that had already been set up.

He Ruan pushed He Honglin into the chair, and told him, "You are not allowed to go anywhere, and stay here honestly until you leave tomorrow."

He Honglin shrugged his shoulders and said, "Okay, I've been tense and exhausted for the past few days, so I just need to take a good rest. I've never participated in a trial in a secret realm before, so I want to experience it well this time."

He Ruan sat down and said at ease: "That's good, you have worked hard these few days, Ji, cough, cough, how are you doing these days? Didn't you suffer?"

He Honglin said: "It's okay, you can see my condition, isn't it pretty good."

He Ruan struggled and said: "It's in your heart, if you have been wronged in your heart, you tell it, and my brother will resolve it for you."

He Honglin shook his head, and said decisively: "No. Brother Zhongrong, I won't go out, you go out to find Fourth Master Ran and the others, you don't need to accompany me."

He Ruan did miss some of his friends in his heart, but he still said: "In the evening, let's talk in the evening, I will chat with you, otherwise it would be boring to stay in the tent alone."

He Honglin rubbed his chin and said, "Brother Zhongrong, come find two more people, how about we play cards or mahjong." lots of fun.

He Ruan agreed and told him not to go out again, then went out of the tent to find the disciples of the He family who had a good time.

He Honglin waited for a while, and He Ruan came in with two disciples wearing scarlet hibiscus jade plaques around their waists.

He Ruan introduced: "They are your cousins. Advantech and Zhuige are several years older than you. You can just call them by their names."

He Honglin wondered: "It's not good, I should call him Brother like Zhong Rong."

The young man named Yanhua was bright and cheerful, he said: "No need, the second son can just call him directly."

Chasing the song also said: "The big deal is how old the second son is, and the second son can just call him directly."

He Ruan said directly: "It's enough to call them. Both of them are distant relatives, so they can't call you brother. Moreover, if Uncle Jun hears about it, the four of us will be miserable."

He Honglin laughed and said, "Brother Zhong Rong said such an exaggeration."

Yanhua said: "No, no, it's not an exaggeration at all. Jun Zhang's punishment is very severe. If he hears that we are called casually, he will definitely punish us severely."

Chasing the song also said: "The rules cannot be surpassed."

He Ruan made gestures and said, "Let's stop this topic. I called you here for fun, not to talk about serious topics."

He Honglin said: "Since that's the case, shall we play cards or mahjong?"

He Ruan said: "Let's play cards, we can still hide when Third Uncle Jun comes."

He Honglin and the three of them didn't have any objections, so they took out the cards, sat on the couch, added two stools, and started playing cards.

During the period, it was so strange that no one came. The four of them played until the sun went down, and a disciple came in from outside the tent to inform them that Xuewu Xianshan would invite all the immortal families to have a banquet.

He Honglin glanced at He Ruan, and said, "Brother Zhongrong, tell Uncle Jun that I am tired, so I won't participate in the banquet."

He Ruan took the cards and said, "Okay, you're tired after playing for a day, take a good rest, and I'll tell Third Uncle Jun."

After sending He Ruan and the others away, He Honglin sat back on the couch with a weary look, depressed for a while, then went to the bed set up in the tent, took off his clothes, and forced himself to fall asleep.

When he woke up in the middle of the night, He Honglin couldn't sleep anymore, got up, put on his clothes, and went out for a walk.

Many people went to the tent group because of the banquet, and only a few people stayed to watch the house.Seeing He Honglin coming out, the disciples of the He family greeted him and asked if he needed someone to accompany him. He Honglin shook his head, indicating that he didn't need it, and he wanted to walk by himself.

It was a dark night with no stars, only a bright moon hanging high, and in the distance was a brightly lit, noisy and lively banquet place.He Honglin walked towards a place far away from the banquet, looking for a place to stay.

There was a burst of undisguised footsteps behind him, and when He Honglin turned around, it turned out to be Ji Shuicheng.

He Honglin stopped in his tracks, and waited for Ji Shuicheng to approach him before saying: "Good evening, Young Master Ji, shouldn't you be at the banquet?"

Ji Shuicheng said: "It's so boring, and I didn't see you at the banquet, so I came to see you, but I didn't expect you to go this way." Ji Shuicheng put a black cloak on his golden dress, and let him see It looks less dramatic.

He Honglin looked up at the sky and said, "I can't sleep, I want to find a place to relax. Young Master Ji, do you want to walk with me or go back?"

When Ji Shuicheng heard his invitation, he naturally agreed to it. Seeing that there was no one around, he stepped forward to hold his hand and said, "Of course it's most important for me to be with you."

After three days of getting along, Ji Shuicheng knew that he didn't like his closeness when there were people, but he wouldn't obviously refuse when there was no one.

He Honglin's body stiffened, and he comforted himself in his heart: It's okay, be strong, it's just hands, just hands.Don't panic, be calm, be calm, think about the mantra at home, recite it silently, and everything will be fine.

He Honglin recited the mantra in his heart, and let Ji Shuicheng lead him aimlessly.

Before he knew it, a silver light flashed in front of his eyes.He Honglin lifted his spirits and asked, "Is there a river ahead?"

Ji Shuicheng replied: "Yes. Why do you want to take a bath?" He reached out and hooked his collar.

He Honglin held his hand, gritted his teeth and said, "Put away your dirty thoughts, you dare to treat me again... I will fight you."

Ji Shuicheng smiled and said, "Fight? What are you going to fight with me? Is it your family or your own strength. I don't have the patience to wait for your willingness. If you don't know what to do, I don't mind using force on you."

Sure enough.He Honglin was angry and frightened, shook his body, and said stubbornly: "It's up to you." The next moment when Ji Shuicheng bullied him, he cried uncontrollably.

Ji Shuicheng held him in his arms and coaxed him: "Don't cry, I'm just talking." He couldn't say anything nice, but just repeated to tell him not to cry.

He Honglin wept bitterly: "You bully me, you bastard. Woo..."

"Yes, I'm an asshole, I'm not good, don't cry, okay." Ji Shuicheng wiped away his tears, coaxing: "Don't cry, I promise you anything."

"Then let me go." As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Ji Shuicheng's dark face, and knew that he was angry again.

Ji Shuicheng said: "Except for this, everything else is easy to talk about."

He Honglin said with a cold face: "Nothing else, I don't want anything else." With an expression that didn't match his movements, he buried his face in his chest and wiped away the teardrops on his face.

He Honglin muffled in his arms and said, "I want to go fishing."

When Ji Shuicheng saw him crying, it was the time when he felt sorry for him. As long as he didn't let him go, Ji Shuicheng would not refuse his request at this time.

After getting along with each other for the past three days, Ji Shuicheng knew that it was time for him to be shy, so he picked him up and walked towards the place where the silver light was.

The moon on the bottom of the sea is the moon in the sky, and the person in front of you is your sweetheart.The poem used to confess his girlfriend in the previous life suddenly jumped in front of him, and he quickly shook his head to dispel this terrible thought.

Ji Shuicheng lowered his head and asked him, "What's wrong?"

He Honglin calmly said, "It's nothing. Do you have any fishing tools?"

Ji Shuicheng carried him to the river, and said indifferently: "Just make one, you wait here, I'll go back."

He Honglin nodded, chose a place, sat cross-legged on the ground, and waited.After waiting for a while, under the bright moonlight, He Honglin saw that Ji Shuicheng really brought something over.

Glittering golden silk thread hangs down from the newly folded branches. He Honglin thought that this might be the embroidery thread on his clothes, and saw that there was a piece of embroidery pattern missing on his exposed sleeve.

It really is.He Honglin thought speechlessly: Instead of making one, it would be better to go back and find someone to ask for one. Considering their immortal strength, there are still some fishing rods that can be used for leisure.

Ji Shuicheng was in a good mood. He handed the fishing rod to He Honglin and said, "Try it."

He Honglin took it, and said: "Actually...forget it." It's all done, and it's too late to talk about it now.

Ji Shuicheng sat beside him, took him into his arms, and said, "It's the first time I'm doing this, try to see if it works."

He Honglin flicked from the head to the tail, and saw a strange hook hanging from the golden silk thread. I don't know what material it is, but the tentacles are cold, so it should be a good thing.

He Honglin asked, "What is this?"

"Hook."

I know it's a fishhook, but I'm asking what it's made of.He Honglin glanced at him, no longer cared about the material of the hook, and just cast the hook to fish.

Under the moonlit night, Ji Shuicheng concentrated on looking at the profile of the man in his arms, while the man in his arms concentrated on fishing.Under the moonlight, the figures of the two merged into one.