The first scumbag in heaven

Luma Mountain is the first mountain in Luojin Kingdom, stretching tens of thousands of kilometers around. There are dense forests and deep waters, and monsters and demons often stay here. Therefore, Luma Mountain is listed as a forbidden area, and ordinary people are not allowed to enter it. The monks are also afraid of this mountain. Only Master Mo Lian once built a fortress-like building on the outskirts of Luma Mountain, which was used as an outpost and resting place for exploring Luma Mountain.

This year, Luma Mountain was chosen as the hunting activity held once every ten years by the four major families, and the younger generation mainly led their disciples to participate.

It officially started in June, and in the middle of May, they came to the fortress that Mo Lian personally participated in the construction, rectified and rested and allocated staff to ensure the safety of the surrounding area.

After Shui Qingqian and Emperor Jin Shuo turned into illusions, they came to participate in the hunting activity of Luma Mountain together as respectful guests.

Sitting in the cleaned room, Shui Qingqian looked at the busy disciples and queens from the window with satisfaction, and said to Emperor Jin Shuo: "It has been more than 1 years, and they have put a lot of thought into maintaining this place."

Emperor Jinshuo responded casually, and stood with frowns.

Shui Qingqian turned her head back and said in disbelief, "Dijun, you don't think you dislike the environment here, do you?"

Emperor Jinshuo frowned and said, "Simplicity." There was undisguised disgust in his tone.

Shui Qingqian smiled softly, and said: "Being away from home, bear with it." Having said that, he still thought about how to use Yu Peili's things to improve the temporary residence where he would live for more than half a month.

Emperor Jin Shuo stroked his forehead and said, "I'll ask Tong'er to clean and arrange it again."

Shui Qingqian nodded in agreement, and used illusion to prevent others from seeing them, a guest minister who had taken refuge in the family, make a child made of grass and trees.

They sat and stood at the door, Shui Qingqian boredly took out a book to read, this time it was a book about sealing technique.

Emperor Jinshuo curiously asked him why he became interested in the sealing technique.When Shui Qingqian Yang Yangshu replied that it would be useful to learn more, Emperor Jinshuo squatted down to read a book with him, the aroma of orchids hit him, Shui Qingqian hid uncomfortably, and Emperor Jinshuo immediately stretched out his arms to hug him With his chin resting on his shoulder, he said that the two of us would read it together and refer to what we didn't understand.Shui Qingqian moved her body, tried her best to ignore Emperor Jinshuo who was holding her, and concentrated on reading.Anyway, he knew that if the emperor didn't let the water go, he couldn't break free, so he buried himself in the book like an ostrich with the idea that he wouldn't lose a piece of meat anyway.

In the evening, disciples from the Jing family came to invite them to the hall to discuss matters. Shui Qingqian said to Emperor Jin Shuo who had illusions and did not care about other people's eyes: "Dijun, let go, we are going to the front hall."

Emperor Jin Shuo let go of his hand in a gentle manner, and asked him: "How much do you understand the sealing technique in the book?"

Shui Qingqian put away the book, opened his mouth to tell a lie, and said: "Half." In fact, he didn't read a single page of the book all afternoon, the warm chest on the back and the aroma of orchids made his head swell, and his brain swelled. Inside is a paste.

After years of maintenance and expansion, the hall can accommodate 2000 people.Of course, only 20 people from each of the four major families came to discuss the matter this time. They sat on the floor in a corner of the hall to discuss various matters related to the siege of Luma Mountain. The general direction has been determined before, but the situation in Luma Mountain is complicated. We still need to discuss everything in detail.

Shui Qingqian and Emperor Jinshuo sat behind Jingjiao, watching him discuss with the other three, it was very boring, he could only observe the people involved in the discussion.When they set off earlier, Jing Yun once said that the people who lead the team this time are all direct descendants of the family. The Jing family came from Jing Jiao, the Tang family was Tang Shen’s nephew Tang Tang, the Ji family was Ji Changyi, the sixth son of the patriarch, It is Yan Jingyun, the second son of the Patriarch.Their camp can be guessed from the seats. Tang and Jing are on the same side, and Ji and Yan are on the other side.

Shui Qingqian performed an illusion, yawned, fell on Emperor Jinshuo's shoulder, and said, "When are they going to talk about it? I'm so sleepy."

Emperor Jinshuo turned his head to look at him, and said, "Go back to sleep." Naturally, Shui Qingqian's small movements did not hide his eyes.

Shui Qingqian narrowed her eyes and said: "No need, I have to listen to their specific arrangements, otherwise it will be difficult to protect them. Although I am biased, they are all descendants of my disciples, and their safety is my responsibility."

Emperor Jinshuo didn't force him to go back to his room, but adjusted his sitting posture, let him lean into his arms, and stretched out his arms to wrap his arms around him, making him sleep more comfortably.

Shui Qingqian fell asleep in the scent of orchids, until she felt being hugged, opened her eyes and saw that the discussion was over, and Emperor Jinshuo was hugging him back to the house assigned by Jing's family.Shui Qingqian naturally wanted to come down after waking up, Emperor Jin Shuo was unmoved, and walked with him in his arms without saying a word.

Shui Qingqian leaned back helplessly, thinking in her heart: I would have known not to use illusion.

The two of them had the same room, and Emperor Jin Shuo directly carried him to the couch in the newly cleaned room.

Shui Qingqian raised her head and said: "It's getting late, the emperor should rest earlier."

Emperor Jinshuo nodded and told him to rest earlier, then went back to the next room.

Shui Qingqian took off her boots, sat cross-legged on the couch, looked at the dark night through the window, and sighed softly.Now, he has experienced the torture of cutting flesh with a blunt knife. Emperor Jinshuo's sudden advances and retreats made him quite speechless. Now, he can only do whatever he wants, who can't beat Emperor Jinshuo.

There are still two hours before dawn, Shui Qingqian, who doesn't want to sleep, takes out the book she read in the afternoon, and reopens it.After reading the whole book, it was already dawn, Shui Qingqian threw the book on the couch with a bad face.

Damn it, I really don’t have much talent. I only understand less than [-]% of the whole book. The rest is like a junior high school student who reads advanced mathematics. He knows the words, but he doesn’t know what it’s talking about when he reads it in his head. up.Shui Qingqian fell on his back on the couch, touching the book cover to his face.The faint fragrance of ink filled the nose, mixed with a hint of orchid fragrance.

Orchid fragrance?Nope.Shui Qingqian sat up straight away, and didn't care if the book was dropped.Emperor Jinshuo, who was dressed in snow-white brocade clothes, just pushed the door open and entered the room. Seeing him staring straight at him, he turned his head uncomfortably, and said to the two children behind him, "Come in."

Shui Qingqian put on a smile and said, "Morning, Emperor."

Emperor Jin Shuo smiled back at him and said, "Morning."

Tong'er put down the facial cleansing supplies, Shui Qingqian put on his boots, and after lazily cleansing his face, the two Tong'er packed up their things, saluted and left.

Shui Qingqian took the book on the couch, sat down on the stone couch under the window, and asked Emperor Jinshuo who was on the opposite side of the table, "Is the emperor busy today?"

Emperor Jin Shuo gave him a strange look, and replied: "Not busy."

Shui Qingqian put the book in his hand on the table and said, "Dijun, what do you think of this book?"

Emperor Jinshuo said: "It's okay."

Savior!Shui Qingqian opened the book, pointed to a page and said, "I don't understand this? Emperor, please tell me."

Emperor Jinshuo took a look and said, "It's very easy."

Shui Qing said with a slight smile: "If the emperor doesn't want to, it's better to find someone else, so you don't have to beat around the bush and call me stupid." After finishing speaking, she was about to get up.

Emperor Jinshuo hurriedly grabbed him, and said anxiously, "That's not what I meant."

Shui Qingqian maintained a smile and said: "I judged the emperor's meaning arbitrarily, so I'm guilty of the crime."

Emperor Jin Shuo heard him change the two self-proclaimed names in a row, and knew that he was angry. Although he didn't know why he was angry, he knew that if he didn't explain this clearly, the relationship between the two might go cold. This is not what he wanted to see. to the result.Thinking of this, Emperor Jinshuo dragged him over, hugged him into his arms, and said, "I didn't say you were stupid, this sealing technique is very easy for me, but it is very difficult for someone like you who is not specialized in this way, yes There is something wrong with my attitude, don't be angry, it's my fault." Since meeting Shui Qingqian, the number of times he apologized suddenly increased, and he had a feeling that there would be more in the future.

Shui Qingqian wasn't really angry with him, but just wanted to test his tolerance towards him. Seeing his apology, he still thought about continuing to test or let it go. After thinking about it, Emperor Jinshuo is not a fool. It was intentional, and the end must not be good.

Shui Qingqian pushed him and said: "Let me go down, I'm not angry." You said I was angry, but I didn't admit it.

Emperor Jinshuo said: "If you're not angry, let me hug you."

Shui Qingqian hesitated and said: "No, I..." Before he could say the rest, Emperor Jin Shuo pressed his head and buried it on his neck, his face directly touched the snow-white brocade clothes, and his breathing It is the fragrance of orchids on the body of Emperor Jinshuo.

Tell me, you are ruthless.Shui Qingqian buried her head in Emperor Jinshuo's neck, thinking about sleeping for a while, it was very embarrassing to be hugged like this.Thinking of this, Shui Qingqian really fell asleep, but had a nightmare.He dreamed that when he was in college, the professor who taught advanced mathematics asked him to go to the blackboard to answer questions. The blackboard was full of advanced mathematics questions, and he was dying to answer them. After finishing the answers with difficulty, the professor's cool voice came , told him that he got the wrong answer, and the credits will be deducted. When he was about to ask the professor, the scene suddenly changed. He was lying on the grass on the mountain behind the university, surrounded by patches of orchids. He couldn’t remember whether there were orchids planted on the mountain behind the university. , but the scent of orchids smells good, so he just lay still and looked up at the sky quietly.

The blue sky gradually faded to snow-white, Shui Qingqian snorted, and recognized that the snow-white color was made of celestial snow silk.Shui Qingqian slowly came back to her senses, recalled all the things before going to bed, wailed, put her hands on her hands, and got up from Emperor Jinshuo.

Emperor Jin Shuo also sat up and saw that the water was clear and clear, so he asked him, "Did you have a nightmare?"

Qingshui nodded.Isn't that right, dreaming about professors of advanced mathematics and deduction of credits, these two items are not the nightmare of college students.

Emperor Jin Shuo brushed a strand of long hair from his chest behind him, and smoothed his sleepy long hair for him.Shui Qingqian squeezed her neck and complained: "I have been ascending for many years, but I never thought I could dream of the teacher who teaches..."

Emperor Jinshuo laughed and said, "It seems that the gentleman must be very strict, and you are now in a cold sweat dreaming about him."

As soon as Emperor Jinshuo said, Shuiqing touched his back, and there were indeed traces of sweat.

Shui Qingqian said: "Please ask the emperor to go around, I will show the emperor to visit this castle later."

Emperor Jin Shuo knew that he was going to take a bath, so he deliberately pushed him away, and left according to his wishes.

After Emperor Jinshuo left, Shui Qingqian opened the palace complex placed by Yu Peili. The palaces less than one foot high were made by him in imitation of the Forbidden City, which can be large or small.Raising his hand to strengthen the illusion, he went inside, found a palace with hot springs, and took a bath.After washing, he found a set of clothes of the same color and different patterns that he was wearing before. After putting them on, he left the palace, put them away, and went out to look for someone.