The first scumbag in heaven

The breeze is wafting, the lake is shimmering, three days have passed since the day of appreciating the teacher, today Qingshui and the newly worshiped master and brothers are discussing spells in the small lake pavilion of the National Teacher's Mansion.

The national teacher said: "What is your best spell?"

Shui Qingqian said modestly: "My disciple is good at illusion."

The national teacher said again: "How long have you practiced?"

Shui Qingqian thought for a while, she seemed to be fifty years old.Sui said, "Less than a hundred years."

The national teacher said: "It's very good that casual cultivators can reach the golden core stage in a hundred years." He also encouraged his senior brother Xue Yingxiang who was kneeling on the side: "You are a senior brother, you have to work hard, don't always be with that Dealing with the prince and princess will delay your practice."

Xue Yingxiang bowed her head and agreed.

The national teacher asked Shui Qingqian again: "How is your sword skill?"

Shui Qingqian caressed the saber at his waist, and said, "It's a bit inferior to illusion, but it's okay."

The national teacher smiled and said: "Your senior brother is good at swordsmanship. In the future, your senior brothers can often learn from each other."

The two nodded in agreement.

The national teacher nodded in satisfaction, and said: "You perform an illusion, and let me see how your technique is."

The water should be clear and shallow.A miniature lotus flower emerged from the fingertips, slowly spinning, and then turned into a stream of light and flew towards the lake.

The sky is covered with endless green, and the lotus flowers that reflect the sun are red.In an instant, the originally calm lake was filled with blooming lotus flowers, and the fragrance of the flowers filled the nose.

The national teacher raised his hand and picked a lotus pod, peeled it off, and ate the lotus seeds.

The national teacher said while eating: "Although this lotus pod is transformed by illusion, when you hold it in your hand and eat it in your mouth, it is no different from real lotus seeds." It's amazing.

Shui Qingqian said: "Because the master took the real lotus pods, which I picked in summer, and they exist in the jade pendant of space. When the master picked them just now, I quietly replaced them with real ones."

The national teacher said: "It's pretty good, you can change it without anyone noticing it, and you don't let the teacher notice it. Your illusion is very good."

Shui Qingqian said: "Thank you, Master, for your compliment." But there was nothing waiting for him.

Sure enough, the national teacher said: "But illusion is not an offensive spell after all, you need to practice more on swordsmanship."

Shui Qingqian obediently agrees.

The national teacher then asked some more questions, and Shui Qingqian answered what he could answer, and made up lies to deceive him if he couldn't answer.

The sun was high, the national teacher asked their senior brothers to get in touch with each other, and he still had pills to practice, so he asked them to come to the pill room to find him if they had something to do.

After respectfully sending off the master, the two looked at each other speechlessly.

Shui Qingqian picked two lotus pods, one for her brother and one for herself.

Shui Qingqian said: "Brother, try it, how does the lotus pod in Lianhu Mountain taste?"

Xue Yingxiang said: "How can a cultivator be greedy for words. Junior brother, you are already a golden elixir, and you have already been bigu."

Shui Qingqian peeled the lotus seeds, and said very casually: "My biggest ideal in life is to eat delicious food all over the world. This is the motivation for my cultivation."

Xue Yingxiang said: "This is the first time I've heard such an ideal that doesn't seek to make progress."

Shui Qing said with a slight smile: "It doesn't matter whether I am motivated or not, as long as I am better than my peers." There was a sense of disdain in his tone.

Xue Ying's fragrance walked away.

Shui Qingqian stopped peeling the lotus seeds, and threw the two lotus pods into the lake to re-form into two lotus pods full of lotus seeds.

He lied to the national teacher that these lotus seeds were created by illusion. The real illusion is his talent, and it is also the capital of his life. He will naturally keep a hand.No one has seen through the things he transformed into so far, including the lotus pattern between his eyebrows, which is also processed by illusion, so that people can't see the slightest trace of fraud.

Shui Qingqian stayed in the Lianxiang Room until the afternoon before getting up and going to Xue Yingxiang's courtyard to seek advice from him.

After entering the courtyard, the steward of the courtyard came out and told him that Xue Yingxiang had gone out and went to the mountain to eliminate demons at the invitation of Prince Luo Jinchong.

Shui Qingqian rubbed her chin, remembered what the national teacher said in the morning, smiled slightly, and said goodbye.

Back to his residence in the National Teacher's Mansion, he asked about the National Teacher and Xue Yingxiang, who were in charge of the courtyard, and he said nicely, saying that he wanted to know the likes and taboos of his master and senior brothers, so as to respect and filial piety.

The person in charge didn't know whether he believed his words or not, but he still told about the national teacher Xue Yingxiang.

The steward went down to serve tea, Shui Qingqian covered her face and smiled silently.Since there is an opportunity, why not go for it?Originally, he didn't want the position of the national teacher, but Xue Yingxiang's love was hard to break, and he couldn't save it after hundreds of years of cultivation, so he couldn't bear to think about the position enshrined by the whole country.But for now, let's just be a good apprentice, a good junior.

Ten years later, Xue Yingxiang's research on the forbidden technique of resurrection was learned by the national teacher.Heartbroken and disappointed, Xue Yingxiang was expelled from the school, and Shui Qingqian became the only disciple of the national teacher and the first heir to the position of the national teacher.

In the depths of the Daxue Mountain, Shui Qingqian is dressed in purple, walking in the snow with ease.He came to see his brother Xue Yingxiang who was expelled from the school by the master.

In the snow cave in the snow mountain, Xue Yingxiang sat on the ground in a daze, and behind her was his sweetheart—Princess Zexi in the ice coffin.

A young man dressed in luxurious purple clothes walks into the snow-white cave, and the lotus pattern between his eyebrows is both mysterious and upright.

Shui Qing smiled slightly and said, "Brother, are you alright?"

Xue Yingxiang stared at him blankly, unable to realize who the person in front of her was.

Shui Qingqian said: "Senior brother, you are not stupid, so what will Princess Zexi do? When she died, she believed that senior brother could resurrect her."

Hearing the name of Princess Zexi, Xue Yingxiang finally regained her sanity.He staggered to his feet, threw himself on the princess's ice coffin, and stared blankly at the princess in the coffin.

Shui Qingqian sighed, and said, "Senior brother, take care, and I will take my leave first."

Asking what love is in the world, it will teach people to be overwhelmed with pain.The story of Xue Yingxiang and Princess Zexi became Luo Jinguo's tearful love story under the circumstances of his publicity.

During the festival of the Flower Dynasty, the Meiquan Palace, among the red plums in the snow, the young man who was born in the world, and the girl who is all over the world, they met under the plum tree, and a poignant and sad love began.

But the young man is a disciple of the country's national teacher, a cultivator, and a proud son of heaven who wants to leave the human world and ascend to the fairy world.The young girl is the princess of the country, and she was promised marriage by the emperor early.The princess can't cultivate, can't let go of her responsibilities as a princess, but has no choice but to bid farewell to the boy with tears in her eyes.The girl is married, and the boy hides in the dark and sees her marrying someone else in a red dress, and his heart aches.

When they met again later, the girl was seriously ill and couldn't get up.The boy rushed to see her, and regretted seeing the girl's haggard face.The boy said to the girl: I knew that even if the two of you couldn't last long, at least we were together once.The girl regretted it too, but she was seriously ill and there was no way to recover.The boy promised the girl that he would bring her back from the dead and make her believe in him, and the girl died with hope.

The above is the story Shui Qingqian made up, and then spread more and more outrageous, so outrageous that it is far from the original story.

After hearing this, Shui Qingqian could only hold her forehead to sympathize with the protagonist in the story. Of course, thanks to the popularity of the public, the teenagers and girls in the story have also been stripped out of their vests.

Then, create an appropriate opportunity for the national teacher to find out that his eldest disciple is studying forbidden techniques.Sure enough, the upright national teacher expelled Xue Yingxiang from the teacher's door in great grief.

Based on the true story, coupled with the rumors all over the country and the fact that his disciples have not done their jobs for many years, the national teacher chose to retreat, and the affairs of the national teacher's office should be handed over to Shui Qingqian.

Shui Qingqian returned from going out to slay demons, and was really taken aback for a while when she heard that the National Teacher handed over the National Teacher's Mansion to him with such peace of mind.It went so well, shouldn't he doubt me?Shui Qingqian accepted the affairs of the National Teacher's Office with doubts.

In February of the following year, Shui Qingqian came to Daxue Mountain under the pretext of going out to slay demons.

Seeing Xue Yingxiang who used to use the airs of her senior brother to scold him like this, she let go of her previous plan, and it was a blessing to keep him alive.

The national teacher retreated, and what he planned can be implemented. The previous matter of Xue Yingxiang was just a prelude, and now it is officially started.

Time flies, 50 years have passed in a blink of an eye, his cultivation has already entered the Nascent Soul realm, and the person he sent to monitor Xue Yingxiang has also been withdrawn by him.

In the past 50 years, he used the modern knowledge he remembered to experiment with many things that could be produced by ancient technologies, improved agriculture, and gained great prestige from the royal family and the people.

His elegant figure in purple clothes and the lotus pattern between his eyebrows became his symbol. People forgot about the current national teacher and began to secretly call him the lotus national teacher.

He was in No. 60 of Luo Jinguo for three years, and it snowed heavily during the winter solstice. He stood outside the door of the national teacher's retreat, and the attendant beside him held an umbrella for him.

The door opened slowly, and the national teacher who had been closed for more than 50 years stepped into the world of mortals again. He looked at the clear water and sighed softly.

Shui Qingqian said hello respectfully.

The national teacher waved back the attendant, who glanced at Shui Qingqian with a smile on his brow, and retreated.

The national teacher said: "Your talent is very good!" You have been entangled in secular affairs for 50 years, but you have also entered the Nascent Soul Realm, and you can only reach the Nascent Soul Realm after 50 years of retreat.

Shui Qing smiled and said, "Thank you, Master, for your compliment."

The national teacher said: "I want to resign as the national teacher and travel all over the world. You may be the next national teacher of Luo Jinguo."

Shui Qingqian looked solemnly and said: "Master was joking, the disciple wants to serve the master more, so the disciple can go wherever the master goes."

The national teacher said: "Now that things are up to now, why bother to say such hypocritical words, you have been seeking the position of national teacher from the beginning, otherwise how could you worship a cultivator of the same realm as your teacher."

Shui Qingqian said: "Master thinks too much. I really wanted to be a handyman when I came to the National Teacher's Mansion, but the registered disciples of the master's outer sect insulted me first, so I will naturally accept me as a disciple when the master accepts me. I agreed with the situation. As for the matter of the senior brother, there is nothing wrong with it, the master misunderstood the disciple." He would only admit it when he was stupid.

The national teacher said: "Then you don't want this seat anymore?"

Shui Qingqian said: "It's a lie to say that you don't want to. The national teacher enshrines with the power of the whole country. One person is less than ten thousand people. This seat will be of great help to me. I want to use the power of merit to ascend as soon as possible. "Heaven has people he must protect.

The national teacher reprimanded: "The power of merit can only be used by immortals. If you want to use the power of merit to soar, it is wishful thinking."

Shui Qingqian said: "Master, can you open your heavenly eyes to see? The power of merit can be used by immortals and so can I." This is something he discovered in recent years. When he opened his heavenly eyes, he was almost caught by the light around him Blinking blind, dots of light drifted into his body, making him a gigantic human-shaped light bulb of a kilowatt.After he understood it, he knew that it was the power of merit, and only ascended immortals could use it. He tried it and found that he could use it too.And after using it, the whole body feels comfortable, which is much more comfortable than using spiritual power.

The national teacher only took one look and then turned his head away, it was too dazzling to see.

The national teacher said: "You are indeed an extraordinary person."

Later, the national teacher took him into the palace and recommended him to be the next national teacher. The emperor thought about it and agreed.The following year, when the peach blossoms and willows were green, he was appointed as Luo Jinguo's new national teacher - Mo Lian national teacher.

Looking back on the past, I have a lot of feelings.