The first scumbag in heaven

Shui Qingqian looked at He Honglin who was sitting opposite him.Disbelief: "You really lost your memory?"

He Honglin asked him back, "Can this kind of thing be used as a joke?"

Shui Qingqian said: "If you take today as April Fool's Day on a whim, it's not out of the question to come and play tricks on us."

He Honglin asked his son who was sitting obediently beside him, "April Fool's Day is April [-]st, today is it, what date is it today?"

He Chengfeng replied: "Go back to father, today is April 21."

"Look, April Fool's Day is already over." He Honglin spread his hands.

Shui Qingqian said: "Then you really lost your memory."

"What do you remember?" Shui Qingqian tapped the paper on the case with a fan.

He Honglin said to them: "You go out first, Gu Zhang and I have something to talk about."

"Yes, father."

"Yes, master."

He Chengfeng and He Chenggu resigned.

"You talk first." He Honglin looked at him.

"Gu Zhang, my name in modern times. I just graduated from university. When I was looking for a job, a bus collided with a big truck. I died, and then I came to this world." Shui Qingqian tapped her hand with a fan.

He Honglin said: "He Honglin, just went to college, majored in history, lecturer in the Forbidden City. I just fell asleep, that's all."

Shui Qingqian added: "It's an intern lecturer. You are Yenching University, grade 19. You said that your dormitory is terrible, and you have always wanted to rent a room."

He Honglin asked in surprise, "How do you know?"

Shui Qingqian said: "You told me when we first met more than 100 years ago."

"So I lost my memory instead of time-traveling." He Honglin couldn't believe it.

Shui Qingqian said: "You traveled to this world more than 130 years ago, and now you have lost the memory of these 130 years."

He Honglin frowned and said, "My amnesia should be related to the pattern on my arm?" He rolled up the sleeve on his arm.

Shui Qingqian looked at it once, and shook his head, "I'm good at illusion, but I'm not very proficient in the seal, I can't solve it." Qingqian will not decipher the seal by hand.

"It's okay, I don't feel uncomfortable, and it's okay if I don't understand." He Honglin didn't care much.

Shui Qingqian said: "It's not good to have this on you. Moreover, if you lose your memory, the burden of the He family will be carried by your son. You have the heart to support a family with a child in high school."

He Honglin said: "It's reasonable. But isn't there no other way now?"

"Ask your son, I always feel that he has concealed something from you." Shui Qingqian has not worked in vain these years, and the child's troubled micro-expression cannot be concealed from him.

He Honglin said, "Feng'er? I'll ask him."

"As the host, show me around." Shui Qingqian stood up.

"I have lost my memory, how can I show you around?" He Honglin stood up holding the case.As a modern person, he always sits on a chair, and has never sat cross-legged before.

Shui Qingqian said: "That's just right, let's just look at the courtyard where you live, and we can look at it together with a modern perspective."

"Alright." He Honglin agreed.

Opening the door, He Chengfeng and He Chenggu turned around when they heard the voice.

"Father, uncle."

"Patriarch, Young Master Gu Zhang."

The two greeted each other.

He Honglin nodded to them and said, "I'll show Gu Zhang around. If you have something to do, just do it. Don't worry about us."

He Chengfeng said: "I can't handle everything at home, just grasp the general direction."

He Chenggu said: "I have always followed the Patriarch and obeyed the Patriarch's orders."

"In that case, why don't you show us around." Shui Qingqian spread out her folding fan, covering half of her face.

The two took the lead.

The courtyard where He Honglin lived was huge, and He Chengfeng and He Chenggu led them around.On the way, there were constant problems with clear and shallow water, so I got to know the whole courtyard thoroughly.

After walking around, the four of them stopped at the gazebo in the pond.

He Chenggu said: "Patriarch, Mr. Gu Zhang, young master, I'll pour tea."

He Chengfeng asked, "Uncle Gu Zhang, what kind of tea do you like to drink?"

Shui Qingqian replied, "Anything is fine, I won't choose."

He Chengfeng said: "Chenggu, you can use the tea that father often drinks."

"Yes."

"The bottom of this pond is made of thousand-year-old ice jade, right?" Shui Qingqian knelt down and touched the water with his hands.

"Yes, Uncle Gu Zhang." He Chengfeng glanced at his father who was sitting on the stone bench in the gazebo without any trace.

Shui Qingqian, who didn't miss it, asked with a smile: "Why, does the person who gave you the ice jade have a festival with your father? You subconsciously look at Hong Lin's face."

"No, uncle thinks too much." He Chengfeng retorted subconsciously.

"You used to call me Uncle Gu Zhang before, but now you're anxious because I'm right." Shui Qingqian stood up and looked at him.

He Chengfeng stopped talking.

"Feng'er, if I hate someone, no matter how good his things are, I won't take them again." He Honglin looked at him gently.

He Chengfeng said slowly, "The ice jade in the pool was given to you by Immortal Ji."

Shui Qingqian asked curiously: "Immortal Master Ji? Who is that?" He had almost forgotten about the human world after soaring for many years.

He Chengfeng said: "Xuewu Immortal Mountain Ji Shuicheng Ji Immortal Master. He is very powerful. His current cultivation level is Transformation God."

Snow fog fairy mountain?Xueyinghua under Lianhui Emperor Zun seems to belong to Xuewu Fairy Mountain.

He Honglin looked at Shui Qingqian.

Shui Qingqian explained to him: "After becoming a god, you will ascend to the heaven. Your current realm is in Yuanying, and there is a gap of two realms with him."

"Although I am not...Although I have amnesia, I still know the gap between Nascent Soul and Huashen." He Honglin almost slipped the tongue.

"What did Immortal Master Ji do to make you dare to take the risk of discord between two realms?" Xiu has always been a predator of the weak.Shui Qingqian knows that his fellow countryman is not a pedantic person, and he will bow his head when he should.

"I have forgotten." He Honglin smiled innocently.

"Immortal Lord Ji's reputation is not very good among the monks. He has an unpredictable temperament, and he kills and humiliates the monks who are attached to him whenever he wants. It is also very embarrassing for us immortal cultivators. At the gatherings he holds, all the families of the immortal sect will be insulted by him." He Chengfeng mentioned that his face was ugly, although he had never experienced this, but the disciples who met Xuewu Xianshan outside would inevitably be ridiculed by them Sarcasm, I hate them very much.

He Honglin said: "It's too unfair to be able to cultivate to become a god like this."

"In the heavens there are still people who prove the way by killing, and his behavior can only be said to be domineering in the eyes of the heavens." There is no big test of the state of mind in this world, and there is no cause and effect. You can fly up.All in all, as long as you are strong enough, it doesn't matter how you get the Tao.As long as you don't destroy the balance of the heavens, generally no one will care how many people you kill.

"Long knowledge." He Honglin rested his chin with both hands.

Shui Qing said with a slight smile: "Although you like him, you still use his things, you are afraid of offending him."

"I probably wouldn't do that." If it was me, I would put away the things, and if asked, I could say that the treasures are rare and I can't bear to use them.

Shui Qingqian said: "Is there anything else? You still have something to say?"

He Chengfeng said: "Elder Yan Wei of Xuewu Xianshan is proficient in the art of sealing, if he is asked to unseal the seal for father, he will be sure, but father has always disliked Immortal Master Ji, so I am afraid he does not want to invite him."

Shui Qingqian said: "There's another reason you didn't mention, Hong Lin doesn't get along with him, if he deliberately makes things difficult, even if we want to invite him, we may not be able to invite him."

He Chengfeng lowered his head and agreed, "Uncle Gu Zhang said so."

If there is nothing that can be solved in the human world, I can only ask Emperor Jiming for help.I think the emperor from home should help.Before Shui Qingqian could comfort him, He Chenggu, who was going to pour tea, walked over quickly with a tea set and an invitation.

He Chengfeng said: "Cheng Gu, what happened?"

"Young Master Guixi left the customs, and Immortal Lord Ji invited hundreds of families from the immortal sect to celebrate in the snowy mist fairy mountain." He Chenggu put the tea set and invitation on the stone table.

"He retreated because he wanted to break through the Nascent Soul Realm, and leaving the retreat now means that he has entered the Mahayana Realm." He Chengfeng frowned.

Shui Qingqian asked: "Who is this Mr. Guixi?"

He Chengfeng explained: "Young Master Guixi is Immortal Master Ji's eldest disciple. Immortal Master Ji accepted him as a disciple when he was young. His talent is extremely high, and no one in his generation can match him."

"That's right." It is a rare genius who has stepped into Mahayana for more than 100 years.

Talented people come forth in large numbers, so his 1000-year ascension is nothing.

If someone knows the idea of ​​​​Shui Qingqian, he will definitely vomit blood. Practicing Mahayana is only one step closer to attaining Taoism and ascension. There are countless monks who stopped at Mahayana throughout the ages.It seems that there is only one step away from becoming a god and ascending to ascension, but many monks cannot cross this step in their entire lives.Fall before ascension.

It has been soaring for 1000 years with clear and shallow water, which is really hard to see in ten thousand years.

"How is father's situation now, but if we don't go, we don't know how Immortal Master Ji will deal with us." He Chengfeng frowned, feeling very embarrassed.

"Just go, let me tell you the truth, Immortal Master Ji can still kill me." He Honglin looked at it very openly.

He Chengfeng said: "Father, this is not a joke."

"If Honglin goes, I will go too and be your bodyguard." With him around, He Honglin cannot be kept safe.

"Uncle." He Chengfeng glared at him.

"Relax, I have a backer." Shui Qingqian sat down and poured tea for them.

He Chengfeng retorted, "Don't worry about it."

"Honglin, your son is so difficult." Shui Qingqian didn't get angry, and looked at He Honglin who was drinking tea with a smile.

He Honglin pretended to be naive and answered him, "It's also your nephew."

Shui Qingqian turned her head and asked the angry He Chengfeng, "Did he give you the amulet I gave Honglin?"

"I have. Although I haven't used it yet." He Chengfeng raised his hand, and the red string on his wrist was woven with amulet paper.

"Can he tell you that he can resist the attack of that realm?"

"Yuanying." He Chengfeng came to his senses after answering.Since the amulet can resist the attack of the Yuanying realm, the person who made it is at least the Mahayana realm.

"If father chooses to go to Xuewu Fairy Mountain, please ask Uncle Gu Zhang to take care of father." He Chengfeng cupped his hands.

"It's natural." Shui Qingqian pushed the tea over with a fan.

"Come and explain the fairy sects participating in the party, and the characteristics of the head of the family. The less people know about Honglin's memory loss, the safer it will be." Shui Qingqian tapped the table with her fan.

"Yes."

☆, extra one

The first time I went to Xuewu Fairy Mountain was in mid-winter. At that time, the snow-fog fairy mountain was covered with silver and jade carvings made of ice. Even He Honglin, who had seen many snow scenes, was stunned.

White elves live on the palace in the sky, and disciples dressed in golden clothes come and go between the temple, the mountains and the forest.Jinri Xuehai is so beautiful.

The disciples of Xuewu Xianshan led He Honglin to the martial arts field outside Yunshu Raosha Hall.On the martial arts arena in front of the hall, all kinds of costumes gather to form a colorful ocean.He Honglin found his own team, responded to his cousin who came to say hello, and listened to what they had to say.

The voices around him gradually became quieter, and He Honglin followed everyone's gaze.

Can anyone shine brighter than gold?It was not until today that He Honglin knew that the saying that people rely on clothes can be reversed.

The appearance of the visitor was slightly inferior to Gu Zhang's, but the unruly and domineering between his brows was something that Gu Zhang didn't have.Standing there, he can firmly catch the eyes of others just by relying on the aura around him, making people unable to move their eyes away.

From the clothing to the accessories, one can guess his identity, he should be a direct disciple of Xuewu Xianshan, and among the direct disciples of Xuewu Xianshan, the most suitable one is the eldest disciple of the Immortal Master——Ji Shuicheng.Of course, no one in Xuewu Fairy Mountain dared to call him by his name directly, they all called him the young master.And the disciples of the family who are the subordinates of Xuewu Xianshan also call it this way.

However, He Honglin, who had just met his hometown not long ago, thought of the TV series he had watched in his previous life, especially those he watched with his dad during the winter vacation, so he couldn't help but bring Ji Shuicheng into the domineering emperor in a braided play, and couldn't help laughing out loud .

Even a handsome and handsome person can't stand such a hairstyle, He Honglin couldn't help but smile when he thought about it, it was so fun.

While enjoying himself, he felt an unkind gaze locked on him.He Honglin saw it, and coincidentally, it was Ji Shuicheng, his eyes seemed to sweep over He Honglin, which made He Honglin shiver in fright.

Is it wrong to laugh?He Honglin lowered his head, ignoring the eyes that fell on him.Fortunately, he just stared at it for a while and then turned his eyes away. He Honglin noticed that when he looked away, there was a neat exhalation sound from around.

Huh, what happened?He Honglin was full of question marks.He Honglin looked at his cousin He Ruan suspiciously, only to see that he was sweating a little in the middle of winter, and looking around, did he look like he had survived a catastrophe?

"Zhong Rong." He Honglin took out a handkerchief, handed it to He Ruan, asked him to wipe his sweat, and asked in confusion, "What's wrong with you?"

He Ruan rolled his eyes at him, and said: "Patriarch is right in saying that you are weak, didn't you feel a killing intent just now?" Surrounded by his own disciples, he naturally speaks without any scruples.

How could someone who grew up under the red flag know such abstract things.He Honglin looked back at him innocently, his eyes said everything.

He Ruan supported his forehead speechlessly, and said, "How did the Patriarch agree to your travel?" Forgive him for really not understanding.

He Honglin smiled proudly, and said: "Because the head of the family is my own brother." Turning his eyes, he said: "Although I can't feel this mysterious and mysterious thing, I can still see it when someone raises a sword to kill me. .” Although he has practiced for more than ten years, he has not encountered such a situation.

He Ruan nodded his forehead and said helplessly, "You!"

He Honglin returned an innocent smile.

He Ruan suddenly looked serious, and reminded the surrounding disciples: "Uncle Jun is here, you all restrain yourself."

He Honglin hurriedly straightened his face and stood upright.Except for the patriarch He Hongsong, none of the disciples of the He family are afraid of them, the third uncle.

Uncle He Junjun is an extremely serious and well-behaved person. The most important thing is that he is in charge of the punishment hall. The disciples of the He family who have made mistakes have all rebuilt their worldview under his education. Once they meet him, they would like to disappear immediately.

He Honglin was also afraid of him, he was young and disobedient, and had suffered a lot under the hands of this Uncle Jun, now that he saw him, he couldn't help but stand up straight, showing that he was a well-behaved person.

He Jun walked over with a solemn face, and before they could say hello, He Jun took the lead in attacking, and said sternly: "I heard you all making noise here, what a shame."

These words are too similar to the tone of the high school head teacher reprimanding their class.He Honglin was a little distracted.

He Jun glanced at He Honglin who was distracted, and said, "Nongzhang, what are you thinking?"

He Honglin came back to his senses, and hurriedly replied after hearing this: "Uncle Jun, it's my first time participating in a secret realm, so I'm a little nervous."

He Jun snorted coldly and said, "The Patriarch just spoils you too much."

He Honglin was speechless, his elder brother raised him like a son, spoiled him since he was a child, didn't let him do this, didn't let him do that, fortunately he has a modern soul, otherwise he might really grow up Become a dude.

He Ruan stepped forward to distract He Jun's attention, and he asked, "Third Uncle, when are we going to leave?"

He Jun said: "Leave in a while, you all be careful, don't lose your life if you don't get the treasure, especially Nongzhang, it's your first time to participate, follow Zhongrong and let him teach you. "

He Honglin and He Ruan hand in hand should be.

After waiting for another two hours, He Ruan took He Honglin to talk with several good family members and introduced He Honglin to them.

"It turned out to be the younger brother of Patriarch He. I have heard his name for a long time and finally saw the real person today." The one who spoke was a young man in royal blue clothes among the several family princes. .

He Ruan said loudly: "Fourth son, I heard that you were beaten by your father a few days ago. Today, you look pretty good. It seems that the rumors are true. Your father loves you very much. Hahaha."

"You?" Pointing at He Ruan angrily.

Several people in a circle couldn't help laughing, and one of the young men in white came out to smooth things over while laughing, saying: "Zhong Rong, you are still so annoying. Xiao Si, don't scare Mr. He. "

He Ruan said: "Although Nongzhang has never been out of the house, he is quite courageous and can't be scared, right?" At the end, he asked He Honglin who was standing aside and watching quietly.

He Honglin smiled and said: "Brother Zhongrong, didn't you say you want to introduce someone to me? Who do you often mention, brother, I really want to see him?"

"It's often mentioned, who is it? Mr. He, tell me?" Someone booed.

He Ruan became anxious, and shouted: "No, nothing, we won't play with them." He stretched out his hand to pull He Honglin away.

The person whom He Ruan called the Fourth Young Master grabbed He Honglin, commanded the others to stop He Ruan, and said with a smile: "Oh, why are you so anxious? Come on, we don't know how to eat Mr. He, you What are you going for, you can't be guilty." His voice was not low, and the disciples around him all secretly looked at them and laughed.

He Ruan said angrily: "Put your hands away, my brother is something you can touch, let go, I'm not being polite to you anymore!"

"Come here if you have the ability!" The Fourth Young Master hugged He Honglin, laughing so hard that his flowers trembled.

He Honglin also added fuel to the fire, and said with a smile: "Brother Zhongrong, Fourth Master Ran is right, besides, you have nothing to say about your appreciation for Fourth Master Ran."

There was a burst of laughter from around, He Ruan blushed and pointed at He Honglin, "You, you sold too fast, you are still my younger brother."

He Honglin said solemnly: "Of course it is. But does it have anything to do with your admiration for Fourth Master Ran?" After speaking, he looked at He Ruan suspiciously.

Ran Zixin supported He Honglin, and said with a smile: "Oh, what's so embarrassing, I have a lot of followers, I don't mind having one more."

He Ruan snorted, put his hands on his hips and said through the crowd: "You think too much, I will follow you, dream, it will be impossible in the next life."

Then he said to He Honglin: "Come here, we don't know them well, so we won't play with them anymore."

Ran Zixin said: "He Er, you can go, but Mr. He has to stay. I will take care of him and want to get close to him."

"That's right, it's up to you to get tired of watching, hurry up, let's play with Mr. He." It made people booed.

He Ruan folded his hands on his chest, humming and sneering, "It's a good idea, you don't want to see me, so I just won't leave."

Ran Zixin said: "That's up to you. Mr. He, it seems that you already know who I am, but I still have to introduce myself. Ran Zixin of Ran's family is the fourth in the family. If Mr. He doesn't mind, you can call him fourth brother or My name is Changzhi."

"Mu Lin, the name is Fengchu."

"Rong Nanxuan, styled Yunsong."

"Jiang Hanxue has thick characters."

He Honglin cupped his hands and said, "He Honglin, the name is Nongzhang."

He Ruan interjected, "He Ruan, whose name is Zhongrong."

Several people spit on him together.

Ran Zixin and the others saw that He Honglin was in his weak years, but there was a calmness in his eyebrows and eyes, without the coquettishness brought up by pampering.In addition, He Honglin's brother has always had a good reputation among the immortals of the aristocratic family. They gave He Hongsong a little bit of a slap in the face, so they wouldn't embarrass him. Is a person worth dating.

He Ruan stood beside He Honglin, with his sleeves hanging down to cover his hands, he squeezed lightly, signaling him not to be nervous.

He Honglin shook it back, with a smile on his face, and looked at them with clear and sincere eyes.

They had a very happy conversation, and the disciples came to tell them that they could set off.

Ran Zixin said: "It will take a day or two to recuperate when we arrive at the place, we will continue then."

He Ruan said: "That's fine. Brother Ran, Brother Mu, Brother Rong, Brother Jiang, I'll take Nongzhang and leave first. Come find us somewhere and say goodbye."

He Honglin also bid farewell, and He Ruan took him back to their family's team.

He Honglin returned to the square team where he was, and looked around, but He Jun was not there. "Where's Uncle Jun?"

A disciple replied: "Uncle Jun went to arrange for us to board the ship."

He Honglin murmured: "Board?" We also have fairy boats for traveling, why don't we make our own boats?

He Ruan asked: "What do you mean? Didn't Third Uncle say anything?"

The disciple said: "I don't know, Third Uncle Jun just told us to wait here, don't worry about the rest."

leave it?This is He Jun's style of acting, but what happened?He Honglin rubbed his chin, frowning.

As everyone knows, they are puzzled here, while He Jun is also very puzzled there.

With a solemn face, He Jun asked again: "You said Young Master Ji asked our family to come on board? Why?"

"I don't know." The attendant who sent the message looked calm.

This servant served Ji Shuicheng from childhood to adulthood. He Jun didn't think he was lying, but why did Ji Shuicheng let them on board?Their family is not conspicuous in the family!